1. #1
    Korolov's Avatar Senior Member
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    Got this by e-mail... Thought you all might enjoy it. Use whatever name you like for the basis - real name, online name, whatever. I got Dinky Girdlebutt, Zippy Bubblehiney, Zippy Bubblebiscuits.


    Thanks for the laugh!

    Sorry guys, but I was in serious need of some comic relief today, and
    some of the names that I have seen have been the best laugh I've had all
    day! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it
    onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day/week, you need silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of today's humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult. My son-in-law's senior manager is now known
    far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third
    letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
    a = poopsie
    b = lumpy
    c = buttercup
    d = gadget
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = fluffy
    h = cheeseball
    i = chim-chim
    j = stinky
    k = flunky
    l = boobie
    m = pinky
    n = zippy
    o = goober
    p = doofus
    q = slimy
    r = loopy
    s = snotty
    t = tootie
    u = dorkey
    v = squeezit
    w = oprah
    x = skipper
    y = dinky
    z = zsa-zsa
    .

    Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
    > > > a = apple
    > > > b = toilet
    > > > c = giggle
    > > > d = burger
    > > > e = girdle
    > > > f = barf
    > > > g = lizard
    > > > h = waffle
    > > > i = cootie
    > > > j = monkey
    > > > k = potty
    > > > l = liver
    > > > m = banana
    > > > n = rhino
    > > > o = bubble
    > > > p = hamster
    > > > q = toad
    > > > r = gizzard
    > > > s = pizza
    > > > t = gerbil
    > > > u = chicken
    > > > v = pickle
    > > > w = chuckle
    > > > x = tofu
    > > > y = gorilla
    > > > z = stinker
    > > > .
    > > >
    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
    > > > .
    > > > a = head
    > > > b = mouth
    > > > c = face
    > > > d = nose
    > > > e = tush
    > > > f = breath
    > > > g = pants
    > > > h = shorts
    > > > i = lips
    > > > j = honker
    > > > k = butt
    > > > l = brain
    > > > m = tushie
    > > > n = chunks
    > > > o = hiney
    > > > p = biscuits
    > > > q = toes
    > > > r = buns
    > > > s = fanny
    > > > t = sniffer
    > > > u = sprinkles
    > > > v = kisser
    > > > w = squirt
    > > > x = humperdinck
    > > > y = brains
    > > > z = juice
    > > > .
    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day !

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    Korolov's Avatar Senior Member
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    Got this by e-mail... Thought you all might enjoy it. Use whatever name you like for the basis - real name, online name, whatever. I got Dinky Girdlebutt, Zippy Bubblehiney, Zippy Bubblebiscuits.


    Thanks for the laugh!

    Sorry guys, but I was in serious need of some comic relief today, and
    some of the names that I have seen have been the best laugh I've had all
    day! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it
    onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day/week, you need silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of today's humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult. My son-in-law's senior manager is now known
    far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third
    letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
    a = poopsie
    b = lumpy
    c = buttercup
    d = gadget
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = fluffy
    h = cheeseball
    i = chim-chim
    j = stinky
    k = flunky
    l = boobie
    m = pinky
    n = zippy
    o = goober
    p = doofus
    q = slimy
    r = loopy
    s = snotty
    t = tootie
    u = dorkey
    v = squeezit
    w = oprah
    x = skipper
    y = dinky
    z = zsa-zsa
    .

    Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
    > > > a = apple
    > > > b = toilet
    > > > c = giggle
    > > > d = burger
    > > > e = girdle
    > > > f = barf
    > > > g = lizard
    > > > h = waffle
    > > > i = cootie
    > > > j = monkey
    > > > k = potty
    > > > l = liver
    > > > m = banana
    > > > n = rhino
    > > > o = bubble
    > > > p = hamster
    > > > q = toad
    > > > r = gizzard
    > > > s = pizza
    > > > t = gerbil
    > > > u = chicken
    > > > v = pickle
    > > > w = chuckle
    > > > x = tofu
    > > > y = gorilla
    > > > z = stinker
    > > > .
    > > >
    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
    > > > .
    > > > a = head
    > > > b = mouth
    > > > c = face
    > > > d = nose
    > > > e = tush
    > > > f = breath
    > > > g = pants
    > > > h = shorts
    > > > i = lips
    > > > j = honker
    > > > k = butt
    > > > l = brain
    > > > m = tushie
    > > > n = chunks
    > > > o = hiney
    > > > p = biscuits
    > > > q = toes
    > > > r = buns
    > > > s = fanny
    > > > t = sniffer
    > > > u = sprinkles
    > > > v = kisser
    > > > w = squirt
    > > > x = humperdinck
    > > > y = brains
    > > > z = juice
    > > > .
    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day !

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    This is rather bizarre, but definitely good for a laugh.

    Zeus-cat (aka dorkey apple gerbil)
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  4. #4
    I'm pinky bubble butt
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  5. #5
    buttercup gizzardtush, what the ????
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  6. #6
    This is Chim-Chim Chickenbutt calling ...

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    Loopy Applesniffer

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  8. #8
    goober gizzardtush



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  9. #9
    Who is Pinky Applebuns?

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    Loopy Bubble Fanny?



    Tsisqua
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