My response:

That didn't help.

In order to respond to my query, please update this incident (Please do not mark as solved).

Unfortunately the forums were what directed me here in the first place and they cannot help with my issue. However you could always try to read my ticket as you may be able to offer some degree of help.

If you have any further copy/paste responses please do not hesitate to contact me again and fail to assist me further.

I recommend you all copy/paste this into your tickets.