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    WTE_Ibis's Avatar Senior Member
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    Dec 2003
    Only an Aussie could come up with this one
    A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
    things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightening.

    One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane
    and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If
    I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is
    there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

    For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate
    woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up
    in the rear of the plane.

    He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
    eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt
    as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt..
    Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped....

    Then, he spoke...'Iron this will you -- and then get me a beer.

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    SPEW!!!!! That was a goodie, guaranteed to get you banned from Oprah but well worth it. LOL funny that one was.

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    Crazy_Goanna's Avatar Senior Member
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    May 2003
    Byron Bay, Australia
    Too True
    but a six-pack would be more appropriate at the point in time
    may as well go down half-p*ssed
    could have asked her to fire up the barby as well
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