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    IRL London has 8 stripclubs while WD Leigon will have 0

    I'm talking about the nightlife of IRL London compared to Legion's London:
    - Casinos: The Hippodrome, Empire Casino, The Victoria, Grosvenor, The Ritz Club, etc
    - Over a dozen night clubs like The Grand, Shaka Zulu, Jazz The Hippodrome CasinoCafe, etc
    - Stripclubs like Stringfellows, Sophisticats, Majingos, etc

    But how many of these buildings would be accessible in Legion's London? Something tells me - around 0



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    SofaJockey's Avatar Senior Member
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    Only 216 days until launch, how will we amuse ourselves on the forum until then?

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    Ah, I see now...
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    he legion of hacking strippers

    is a serious topic btw
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    Albion effectively owns London, presumably they've also bought out the entertainment sector.
    Given the insane tech level, they've probably gone full digital distribution for adult media.

    One of the big issues with strip clubs is the stigma of visiting one, which is a problem you never encounter in your own home using one of Albion's affordable VR headsets.
    Now everyone can enjoy a night clubbing, gambling, even getting intimate, all from the comfort of your Albion massage chair!

    I'm not even joking either, since you can do all of that right now irl.
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    Originally Posted by SMthegamer Go to original post
    Albion effectively owns London, presumably they've also bought out the entertainment sector.
    Given the insane tech level, they've probably gone full digital distribution for adult media.

    One of the big issues with strip clubs is the stigma of visiting one, which is a problem you never encounter in your own home using one of Albion's affordable VR headsets.
    Now everyone can enjoy a night clubbing, gambling, even getting intimate, all from the comfort of your Albion massage chair!

    I'm not even joking either, since you can do all of that right now irl.
    Yeah I get that but in that case we can't make the Legion of hacking strippers hello

    Because "grandma gameplay" isn't selling it to me at all, I'm like "ugh, what are you - a weirdo? I wanna make my own Legion with blackjack and ******s"
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    One topic of a guy wanting to know about escorts in the game, this one talking about strippers...I think some people are looking for the wrong game. If this game is like the previous two, there won't be strip clubs but there will be prostitutes at night, so they can be recruited into DedSec. However, I'm fairly sure that's it in terms of interactivity, so sorry to those hoping for a GTA experience.
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    Originally Posted by HeroicGood Go to original post
    ...Because "grandma gameplay" isn't selling it to me at all, I'm like "ugh, what are you - a weirdo? I wanna make my own Legion with blackjack and ******s"
    I suspect you will be disappointed. Ubisoft won't be making the game you are looking for.
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    Originally Posted by SofaJockey Go to original post
    I suspect you will be disappointed. Ubisoft won't be making the game you are looking for.
    I guess so, any news of Saints Row 5? These guys can make that happen
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    Really important topic DDDDDDDDDD
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