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Namikaze_17
11-04-2014, 04:50 PM
Recently I saw a comment section of AC fans discussing how amazing it would be to live in the world of AC.


Think about it: Expansive Urban Cities, Parkour, Historical figures, Historical landmarks, and being an Assassin/Templar.

Sounds great huh?

So I figured to myself: "Why not take it a step further?"


As we all know, death and/or tragedy befalls everyone in AC.

So my question today is: If you were to meet your end by an Asssasin/Templar or something else entirely, what would you say?

NOTE: What you say can be entirely what you want it to be.

Though if it's too graphic, I suggest a spoiler tag. :)


Have Fun. ;)

JustPlainQuirky
11-04-2014, 04:52 PM
"#REKT"

*dies*

Dev_Anj
11-04-2014, 05:09 PM
"I should've never trusted haybales. Or people jumping across rooftops."

Sushiglutton
11-04-2014, 05:34 PM
"In a world without videogames, we might've been heroes."

projectpat06
11-04-2014, 05:38 PM
And now my watch has ended

HoIcon
11-04-2014, 07:52 PM
I have lived my life to the best of my abilities, fighting for a cause i believed in..... As have you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQy3_kR5RLQ#t=240

TheArcaneEagle
11-04-2014, 08:04 PM
I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling assassins.

Pr0metheus 1962
11-04-2014, 08:33 PM
Great topic!

My death speech? Well, I wish I'd thought of Sushiglutton's before he posted it. Right now though, all I can come up with is:

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu**"

GunnerGalactico
11-04-2014, 08:51 PM
"Next time, kill the right target" ;)

marvelfannumber
11-04-2014, 08:51 PM
"Well mate I can't really complain. Atleast you took my life before I took it myself, and on this day nothing of value was lost"

Namikaze_17
11-04-2014, 08:59 PM
( Pants) "You owed me $3.50..."

*Dies*

Hans684
11-04-2014, 09:09 PM
"What a surprise, didn't expect to die after the murder of my brothers."(Templar)

*waits for an Assassin user reply*

TheHumanTowel
11-04-2014, 09:09 PM
"My only regret is that I have boneitis."

GunnerGalactico
11-04-2014, 09:11 PM
( Pants) "You owed me $3.50..."

*Dies*

Which Assassin is responsible for killing you? :p

Namikaze_17
11-04-2014, 09:39 PM
Which Assassin is responsible for killing you? :p

I dunno... :rolleyes:

Namikaze_17
11-04-2014, 09:40 PM
"What a surprise, didn't expect to die after the murder of my brothers."(Templar)

*waits for an Assassin user reply*

"Y u lik the Templars, Han!?" :rolleyes:

Hans684
11-04-2014, 09:47 PM
"Y u lik the Templars, Han!?" :rolleyes:

"Me lik b savge, evl i fun." :rolleyes:

Namikaze_17
11-04-2014, 09:59 PM
"Me lik b savge, evl i fun." :rolleyes:

"U badd! Assassins b gud!" :rolleyes:

Farlander1991
11-04-2014, 10:02 PM
"You and your overpowered counter-attacks that look incredibly cool."

LoyalACFan
11-04-2014, 10:07 PM
"Joke's on you, Assassin, I have ebola and now you're covered in my blood, huehuehuehue"

Namikaze_17
11-04-2014, 10:08 PM
"I-I only wished to be with her. But unfortunate for me, she was one of...You."

*Dies*

*Unity Credits roll*

Hans684
11-04-2014, 10:09 PM
"U badd! Assassins b gud!" :rolleyes:

"Ye I badd, me a dict a thor. Assassins die. Gret poer, I be god" :rolleyes:

Acrimonious_Nin
11-04-2014, 10:11 PM
"Bleckhg!!!" [*long awkward fart]

LoyalACFan
11-04-2014, 10:13 PM
"Bleckhg!!!" [*long awkward fart]

I truly want to see a target who awkwardly and realistically voids their bowels upon their death. Preferably someone who's already a troll character like Thomas Hickey.

Namikaze_17
11-04-2014, 10:16 PM
"Ye I badd, me a dict a thor. Assassins die. Gret poer, I be god" :rolleyes:

"U no thor! Assassins b better cuz we gotz de hott women." :rolleyes:


Yes, I once saw someone use that as a reason.

Acrimonious_Nin
11-04-2014, 10:49 PM
I truly want to see a target who awkwardly and realistically voids their bowels upon their death. Preferably someone who's already a troll character like Thomas Hickey.

I would love to see that too lmao, but right before he dies he slowly reveals a smile behind as his bowls continue to release even after death, as too say to the Assassin, "Ha ha ha take that, you can't stop me". I can see that as being a master piece in Death/Comedy >_> lol

cawatrooper9
11-04-2014, 10:56 PM
YOLO
*drops mic*

LoyalACFan
11-04-2014, 11:23 PM
YOLO
*drops mic*

Unless you're a Sage :p

GreatBeyonder
11-04-2014, 11:27 PM
Me: "What the hell, man... I just work here..."

Assassin: "I'm sorry, but you were a servant of the Templars. You were involved in Abstergo's plans to..."

Me: "No.... I just... make... the coffee..."

Assassin: "...Oh."

Hans684
11-04-2014, 11:28 PM
"U no thor! Assassins b better cuz we gotz de hott women." :rolleyes:


Yes, I once saw someone use that as a reason.

"I thor, geat poer an big hamma. I beter, getz more hott woman." :rolleyes:

Not surprised, they'd say anything to give Assassins better light.

Mr.Black24
11-04-2014, 11:38 PM
"Joke's on you, Assassin, I have ebola and now you're covered in my blood, huehuehuehue"
^This.....;)

I wanted to post a serious one, but than I'll feel like the black sheep of the family with everyone's dorky but tastefully witty comments.:D

Hans684
11-04-2014, 11:46 PM
^This.....;)

I wanted to post a serious one, but than I'll feel like the black sheep of the family with everyone's dorky but tastefully witty comments.:D

I did post a serious one at page 2 but never got an Assassin response, my speech isn't going anywhere.

Namikaze_17
11-04-2014, 11:53 PM
I posted a serious one, Black.


Go ahead. ;)


"I thor, geat poer an big hamma. I beter, getz more hott woman." :rolleyes:

Not surprised, they'd say anything to give Assassins better light.

"thor b weak. it all bout loki." :rolleyes:

Well I say Elise to that notion. :cool:

EmbodyingSeven5
11-05-2014, 12:30 AM
well.............................................. .......crap!
I be dead now ;)

Ureh
11-05-2014, 12:58 AM
"Why am I talking to you in a hay stack?"

Assassin_M
11-05-2014, 01:59 AM
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

ze_topazio
11-05-2014, 02:20 AM
Me: Tell my wife I love her!

Assassin: I am your wife.

Me: So why did you killed me?

Assassin: Technically you're still alive or else you wouldn't be talking.

Me: lol, good poin...........

Assassin: Well I killed you because..., wait, you're dead, what's the point of telling you now.

GoldenBoy9999
11-05-2014, 02:41 AM
"I'm off to see the wizard... the wonderful wizard of Oz..."

HDinHB
11-05-2014, 03:14 AM
"It's just a flesh wound."

Or: "You're gonna wish you died. Ooooooo. Ahhhhhhhh. Owwwww"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE74RNgwSkQ



I truly want to see a target who awkwardly and realistically voids their bowels upon their death. Preferably someone who's already a troll character like Thomas Hickey.

You mean like Chef?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxxFlCG0lgk

(impressive hi-tech video transfer technique used in both these videos)

Hans684
11-05-2014, 06:02 AM
"thor b weak. it all bout loki." :rolleyes:

Well I say Elise to that notion. :cool:

"Dot matta, we gotz a hulk" :rolleyes:

Agree, to bad she most likely is gonna die

Namikaze_17
11-05-2014, 06:43 AM
"Dot matta, we gotz a hulk" :rolleyes:

Agree, to bad she most likely is gonna die

"Hulkz week! we gotz a godzio!!!" :rolleyes:

Then Aveline should die then, would make things more even. Or maybe Patience Gibbs. :rolleyes:

I-Like-Pie45
11-05-2014, 07:16 AM
I tripped over a rock

pirate1802
11-05-2014, 12:15 PM
Okay, I'd go against the grain and post a serious one :)

Me: Are you happy now? How does it feel. Tell me you.. *reaches up and tries to grab the assassin* How does it feel to finally become a bloodletter. To become one of us?

Assassin: *typical assassin rant on how he wasn't one of them*

Me: Funny that. Yet you already are. Killing those who don't share your worldview *coughs* What? You think I'd use these last moments to justify myself, for the acts I committed? You're going to be disappointed then. I'd offer none. I grew up as an orphan, pushed around and belittled by people.. people like YOU! Until I learned that the only way for a slumdog to rise in this cruel world is to stop asking and start snatching. So yes, I started doing ..things, and I regret none of it. I'd do it all over again if I get another life. Because those acts enabled me to walk out of the gutter and into the palace; to have respect!
You might blind yourself by illusions of grandiose goals, assassin. But we are all selfish under the skin. You, me and every bloody saint out there.

Assassin: *Typical assassin rant about how he is not selfish*

Me: *looks at assassin*
Look at yourself. The only difference between you and me, assassin, is that I know what I am, you don't. Still, like I've met my deserved end, you would too one day. When you do, meet me, perhaps we can then discuss politics and philosophy over a bottle of wine. This world is too cruel to have polite discussions.... *dies*

I tried.. :/

Speedemon1066
11-05-2014, 12:42 PM
I'll help you to fill that in: (Sorry if it sucks though)

Me: Are you happy now? How does it feel. Tell me you.. *reaches up and tries to grab the assassin* How does it feel to finally become a bloodletter. To become one of us?

Crazy Assassin: I'm nothing like you. You took, you stole and killed without purpose. How many families have you torn apart for your own ends? Unlike you, I take no pride in my work. I do it because I must. I may be a killer, but I am nothing like you.

Me: Funny that. Yet you already are. Killing those who don't share your worldview *coughs* What? You think I'd use these last moments to justify myself, for the acts I committed? You're going to be disappointed then. I'd offer none. I grew up as an orphan, pushed around and belittled by people.. people like YOU! Until I learned that the only way for a slumdog to rise in this cruel world is to stop asking and start snatching. So yes, I started doing ..things, and I regret none of it. I'd do it all over again if I get another life. Because those acts enabled me to walk out of the gutter and into the palace; to have respect!
You might blind yourself by illusions of grandiose goals, assassin. But we are all selfish under the skin. You, me and every bloody saint out there.

Assassin: It appears you've forgotten a simple truth, Templar. In the shroud of your avarice, in the pursuit of your fortune you've disregarded the world around you. Because of this the truth will always allude you... you're not even worth trying to explain it.

Templar: Surely you wouldn't deny a dying man some last joke of your Creed?

Assassin: You're dying, so it won't be worth much to you now. Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted.

Templar: *scoffs* That's your truth?

Assassin: Understand, these words are no a permission but a warning. One you failed to heed.

PedroAntonio2
11-05-2014, 03:33 PM
Me : Hahaha...the Assassin has come for me, then. I offered order, purpose and indocrination...and in return your kinds give us nothing but chaos. The Assassins fight for freedom, yet they take the lives of those who oppose free-will, ironic isn't ? Humanity doesn't deserve to be free, you have abused every chance life gave you of being free...without us, you would be destroying yourselves

Assassin : * Blah blah you are a tyrant. blah blah you need to die. Freedom blah'''

Me : Just look around you...in the Middle East where the USA can't reach, the people around there have the freedom to choose their religions and cultures, but what happens when two different cultures collide, huh ? The conflict...this is what happens. Society corrupts the man and this is why we are here, you need to be indoctrinated, our Invisible Hand needs to pull the strings..

Assassin : '' Blah blah talking about brainwashing. ''

Me : No! You can't force people to follow our ideals! No! We want only to have influence...through media and economy. But now it's too late for that...I can't do no more for my cause and I can't change your mind either. In the end...we all fight for the same thing, which is peace...a world without war, chaos or death, but your kind will always protect the humanity from us, you all want them to live their little insignficant lives and look at them now...they are selfish, naive and arrogant because of you, Assassin.

Hans684
07-07-2015, 05:47 PM
Me(Templar): "I knew you were trouble when you walked in"

THE_JOKE_KING33
07-07-2015, 06:13 PM
*Grab them by the collar*

*Smile*

"Have a parting gift."

*pull grenade pin*

Namikaze_17
07-07-2015, 06:33 PM
Oh, this oldie is back. Ah, memories...

Hans684
07-07-2015, 06:46 PM
Oh, this oldie is back. Ah, memories...

Still funny to read, it's great memories

rob.davies2014
07-07-2015, 06:55 PM
There... is... another... Kenway.

VestigialLlama4
07-07-2015, 07:14 PM
"Mother of Mercy, is this the end of Rico?"

Namikaze_17
07-07-2015, 07:22 PM
"All you had to do was follow the train Assassin..."

Shahkulu101
07-07-2015, 08:29 PM
"You'll see me again, in your nightmares."

VestigialLlama4
07-07-2015, 08:30 PM
"And to think I gave up alcohol and smoking yesterday...ain't that a joke!"

VestigialLlama4
07-07-2015, 08:32 PM
"All these moments lost in time, like tears in the rain."

Assassin: May your eloquent words bring you peace on your journey. Requiescat in Pace.

Derp43
07-08-2015, 04:02 AM
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

Altair1789
07-08-2015, 04:37 AM
"Like my mentor always said... **** *****es get money"

I-Like-Pie45
07-08-2015, 04:57 AM
"Your dead girlfriend I killed was lovely in bed, it's too bad you'll never know..."

SixKeys
07-08-2015, 04:15 PM
My death scene:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAdniWncWu4

Namikaze_17
07-08-2015, 06:10 PM
My death scene:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAdniWncWu4

10/10

Please tell me you've won an Academy by now? :rolleyes:

BananaBlighter
07-08-2015, 06:38 PM
My death scene:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAdniWncWu4

Quality.

jeffies04
07-08-2015, 07:21 PM
"The seed is strong! The seed is strong!" *croak*

HDinHB
07-09-2015, 04:30 AM
My death scene:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAdniWncWu4

And some people think guns will ruin the franchise?



I resubmit my previous entries, and add:

"There can be only one."

"I'm getting better."

"This is no way to live."

"Tag! You're it!"

I-Like-Pie45
07-09-2015, 06:42 AM
al muslim you are dead at last and your evil is ended

no so fast altair my student

wait mentor do you have some final words

oh yes i do. snape killed dumbledore but was really a good guy the whole time! Oh wait, did you not read the last two books yet? Haha even in death I outsmart you once Altair Son of Stupidhead!

king-hailz
07-10-2015, 09:50 AM
'If I was in your place, you wouldn't have enough breath to say one word!' *dies*