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zjulik
02-05-2004, 05:15 AM
Next time I fly against yanks in P-47s, I know what I`ll do: Skin my plane with a big picture of a bare body part belonging to a female singer which shall here remain anonymous. Once the enemy gets close enough to see, they will lose it completely. An easy kill if I ever had one http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it will only take a minute to do it!

zjulik
02-05-2004, 05:15 AM
Next time I fly against yanks in P-47s, I know what I`ll do: Skin my plane with a big picture of a bare body part belonging to a female singer which shall here remain anonymous. Once the enemy gets close enough to see, they will lose it completely. An easy kill if I ever had one http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it will only take a minute to do it!

FI-Aflak
02-05-2004, 06:19 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by zjulik:
Next time I fly against yanks in P-47s, I know what I`ll do: Skin my plane with a big picture of a bare body part belonging to a female singer which shall here remain anonymous. Once the enemy gets close enough to see, they will lose it completely. An easy kill if I ever had one http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it will only take a minute to do it!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That might get you banned from a server or two . . . .

Rajvosa
02-05-2004, 06:22 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by zjulik:
Next time I fly against yanks in P-47s, I know what I`ll do: Skin my plane with a big picture of a bare body part belonging to a female singer which shall here remain anonymous. Once the enemy gets close enough to see, they will lose it completely. An easy kill if I ever had one http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it will only take a minute to do it!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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TgD Thunderbolt56
02-05-2004, 07:07 AM
I fly P-47's sometimes, but never really look at the oppositions skins. Just markings (and that's only a glance).

Wait a minute...was this just a trolling attempt using the "sex sells" marketing ploy?

Why say just P-47's? Why not P-51's? or P-39's?

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Cajun76
02-05-2004, 07:38 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by zjulik:
Next time I fly against yanks in P-47s, I know what I`ll do: Skin my plane with a big picture of a bare body part belonging to a female singer which shall here remain anonymous. Once the enemy gets close enough to see, they will lose it completely. An easy kill if I ever had one http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it will only take a minute to do it!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You obviously don't understand the typical American male (j/k) We'd become target fixated, and you wouldn't be able to shake us! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Not to mention trying to drill the anonymos singer with our firepower. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Good hunting,
Cajun76

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ShVAK
02-05-2004, 07:45 AM
If you're talking about Janet Jackson, I'll happily have my P-47 pump twice as much lead into your aircraft.

Would do the same with her records, if I ever were to buy any.


Hmm, this gives me a new idea for skeet shooting.

Slush69
02-05-2004, 07:57 AM
C'mon, he was kidding. It is half-*** funny, if you think about it. Lighten up http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

cheers/slush

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Slush69
02-05-2004, 07:59 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slush69:
C'mon, he was kidding. It is half-*** funny, if you think about it. Lighten up http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

cheers/slush

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ROFL! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Did you know that the forum software automatically replaces some words with stars.

Well, call me a ****, but THAT is funny as a monkey's ***, I **** you not!

cheers/slush

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TgD Thunderbolt56
02-05-2004, 08:05 AM
Did you know that the forum software automatically replaces some words with stars.

Well, call me a ****, but THAT is funny as a monkey's ***, I **** you not!

cheers/slush


No ****!



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Eagle_361st
02-05-2004, 08:56 AM
I have had "appropriate" noseart on my P-47 since day one, so it would be nothing new to me.http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Just another mark on the fuelage is all. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

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p1ngu666
02-05-2004, 09:04 AM
*pastes dodgy pics onto eagles skin and sticks on il2skins*

Extreme_One
02-05-2004, 09:28 AM
I thought it was funny anyway.

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Extreme_One
02-05-2004, 09:33 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Thunderbolt56:
Did you know that the forum software automatically replaces some words with stars.

Well, call me a ****, but THAT is funny as a monkey's ***, I **** you not!

cheers/slush


No ****!



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LMAO
**** me, that's funny. What stupid ****ing peice of **** software blocks swear-words but allows "****" the most ****ing offensive word there is!

S! Simon
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Download the RAF campaign folder here (http://www.netwings.org/library/Forgotten_Battles/Missions/index-9.html).

Download the USAAF campaign folder here (http://www.netwings.org/library/Forgotten_Battles/Missions/index-9.html). *NEW* Updated for FB 1.21

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Indianer.
02-05-2004, 01:28 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Thunderbolt56:
I fly P-47's sometimes, but never really look at the oppositions skins. Just markings (and that's only a glance).

Wait a minute...was this just a trolling attempt using the "sex sells" marketing ploy?

Why say just P-47's? Why not P-51's? or P-39's?



http://home.earthlink.net/~aclzkim1/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/il2sig2.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good idea, why not? They're all ****ing ****.

PS ****ing wank software. Obviously programmed by c***s http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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