PDA

View Full Version : Bring Up Whatever You Would Like! #76 (off-topic only)



Pages : [1] 2 3 4 5

JustPlainQuirky
10-06-2014, 03:47 AM
https://33.media.tumblr.com/418f17a7c066819b383a7e4f741c012a/tumblr_nczrbh11Ko1qdlh1io1_400.gif

Aaaand welcome back.

GoldenBoy9999
10-06-2014, 03:48 AM
Woot!!!
http://wtfbot.net/pix/1470.gif

The_Kiwi_
10-06-2014, 03:49 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10653698_661651793941820_6369882441688014132_n.jpg ?oh=92b2f9323101001e1fdc4f9552b39477&oe=54B112B2&__gda__=1421322250_d17f4954e7e22558d00a7970ce1b930 4

Who said it was a slow news day??

Xstantin
10-06-2014, 03:49 AM
Don't forget the fat girl pic
Edit: Golden got it

JustPlainQuirky
10-06-2014, 03:50 AM
@Mayrice

Lol, yes they are different. Journalists only write but have knowledge of how games are made. I don't really know what a computer programmer is, someone just suggested it but they make moola. And game dev is the daunting one but it'd still be fun too.

I haven't started on any of those paths at all so it doesn't really matter that they're different, they're all appealing so far.

Well I would narrow down your choices fast. You're looking at either years of frustrating coding or years of trying to find someone to actually hire you to do writing.


I DUNNO

YOUR STYLE OF STUFF LIKE THE DRAWING OF HAYTHAM AND JENNY DOING THE FOOT GAME WITH EACH OTHER HAS A POTENTIAL AUDIENCE

PEOPLE SURE LOVE EATING UP CUTESY LOOKING STUFF THESE DAYS

MARKET TRENDS.

lRC

I used to draw chibis and comics that were popular on DA but I since left that lifestyle.

I discovered a passion for 3D animation.

It's more fun and less of a chore for me.

@Kiwi

tragic, really

@KEV

feel free to edit or post that in if you like.

I-Like-Pie45
10-06-2014, 03:52 AM
PUFFY KITTY
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxxJhiwCQAAP60J.jpg:large

Namikaze_17
10-06-2014, 03:55 AM
ALLRIGGHHTT!!!!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l35vgFoJ1r12d1bo1_500.gif

GoldenBoy9999
10-06-2014, 03:56 AM
Well I would narrow down your choices fast. You're looking at either years of frustrating coding or years of trying to find someone to actually hire you to do writing.

Trust me, it's not that urgent. I'm just the kind of person who likes to be on top of things and look ahead. Rest assured, out of those 3 things I would choose 1 and forget the other 2. I wouldn't try to do both. Also, there's many game journalist sites either online only or some small blog place.

@Kiwi I thought zombies were proven to be impossible to exist:confused:

I-Like-Pie45
10-06-2014, 03:57 AM
WHAT EVIL SUPERMAN DOES WITH KRYPTONITE
http://nukethefridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Forever-Evil-2013-001-016.jpg

The_Kiwi_
10-06-2014, 03:58 AM
I thought zombies were proven to be impossible to exist:confused:

The man "died", was doused in bleach to prevent infections from spreading, then started moving several hours later when the body was being removed via body bag.

Dunno if that equals a zombie

He might not have been actually dead, or the movements could have been nervous twitches

JustPlainQuirky
10-06-2014, 03:59 AM
Trust me, it's not that urgent. I'm just the kind of person who likes to be on top of things and look ahead. Rest assured, out of those 3 things I would choose 1 and forget the other 2. I wouldn't try to do both. Also, there's many game journalist sites either online only or some small blog place.

Pffft I had my life planned since I was 7. :cool:

Though it was 2D animation I had planned not 3D animation but whatevs :rolleyes:

And how old are you, out of curiousity?

@kiwi

most def nerve spasms

it's not uncommon for bodies to move a bit or make noise after death.

I know a guy who transfered corpses a couple times. He told me all about it.

bodies fart after death. D'ya know that?

SpiritOfNevaeh
10-06-2014, 04:02 AM
Woot!! Victory GIF!!

http://wtfbot.net/pix/1470.gif

JustPlainQuirky
10-06-2014, 04:03 AM
Well look who decided to show up.

How goes it, humblies?

GoldenBoy9999
10-06-2014, 04:05 AM
@ Mayrice

I understand you're asking because of career reasons but I don't really want to say right now. Maybe later. For now, High School.

Even if I did know what I wanted to be since I was 7 or something I don't see much you could do to prepare for when you're 18 anyway.

The_Kiwi_
10-06-2014, 04:05 AM
Pffft I had my life planned since I was 7. :cool:

Though it was 2D animation I had planned not 3D animation but whatevs :rolleyes:

And how old are you, out of curiousity?

@kiwi

most def nerve spasms

it's not uncommon for bodies to move a bit or make noise after death.

I know a guy who transfered corpses a couple times. He told me all about it.

bodies fart after death. D'ya know that?

I did indeed, bodies are capable of producing flatulence long after the person is deceased.

The media is just trying to scare people, evil evil media

#killthemedia

SpiritOfNevaeh
10-06-2014, 04:05 AM
Nothing much, Playing Infamous now.

Haven't finished the game yet but I'm loving the physics of this game lol

JustPlainQuirky
10-06-2014, 04:08 AM
understand you're asking because of career reasons but I don't really want to say right now. Maybe later. For now, High School.

Even if I did know what I wanted to be since I was 7 or something I don't see much you could do to prepare for when you're 18 anyway.


totally cool, mate. most people don't know what they want to do in life in all honesty. There's a lot to take into consideration. Passion, accessebility, skill, demand, payment, etc.

and figured :p

@humble

Infamous the original?

I haven't played that yet but I watched an LP of it way back.

If I recall, the story was ok and the gameplay looked relatively fun.

Namikaze_17
10-06-2014, 04:09 AM
Anyone see the first episode of Korra?


It's out already...

I-Like-Pie45
10-06-2014, 04:09 AM
THIS WOULD MAKE A GREAT AC GAME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

JustPlainQuirky
10-06-2014, 04:10 AM
@nami

I did.

It was a yawn-fest.

Only thing I liked was that earthbending dictator lady.

The_Kiwi_
10-06-2014, 04:13 AM
@nami

I did.

It was a yawn-fest.

Only thing I liked was that earthbending dictator lady.

Kuvira...
Voiced by Zelda Williams...

NOT NOW, TEARS!

JustPlainQuirky
10-06-2014, 04:14 AM
Alright. Battery low and it's getting late.

And I think I was right when I said I might have unfinished work I forgot about.

So that's my cue to bounce.

Cya later, mates.

May the father of understanding guide us.

The_Kiwi_
10-06-2014, 04:15 AM
Alright. Battery low and it's getting late.

And I think I was right when I said I might have unfinished work I forgot about.

So that's my cue to bounce.

Cya later, mates.

May the father of understanding guide us.

May Haytham visit your dreams...

GoldenBoy9999
10-06-2014, 04:16 AM
fsjsafhsajsdhsdja

My senior membership is on it's way! I'm excited.

edit: Good night everyone.

I may go play Invisible Inc. and then I'll go to sleep.

We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins.

Namikaze_17
10-06-2014, 04:22 AM
Night, May. :)

May the father of understanding guide you...

@Golden

OMG! OMG! CONGRATULATIONS!!!

I-Like-Pie45
10-06-2014, 04:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYRt2rEAcyU

The_Kiwi_
10-06-2014, 05:00 AM
I just watched Hulk v Wolverine, it was bad...

I-Like-Pie45
10-06-2014, 05:20 AM
BARMY SCOTSMAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr-3zUjZgl0

BARMY SCOTSMAN JOINED BY BARMY ENGLISHMAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DvcpraB3fA

BARMY IRISHMAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYm7cjltqzE

AND NO BARMY WELSHMAN CAUSE NOBODY GIVE A SO HERES MORE OF BARMY IRISHMAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY3VZnA5OC8

Namikaze_17
10-06-2014, 05:31 AM
Nice... ^.^

Aphex_Tim
10-06-2014, 06:44 AM
Don't you just love it when your alarm clock doesn't go off on Monday morning and you have to do everything you gotta do in 15 minutes instead of 45?

rrebe
10-06-2014, 07:41 AM
Woo! Good mornining!

Ah, new thread, yay!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m96cldzrMA1r5rmsmo1_400.gif


Don't you just love it when your alarm clock doesn't go off on Monday morning and you have to do everything you gotta do in 15 minutes instead of 45?

Ah, those mornings.. gotta love them, wakes you up better than a hot cup of coffee.

ze_topazio
10-06-2014, 10:26 AM
It's official, Naruto to end in 5 chapters, even though I no longer enjoy it like I used to, I've been reading it since 2005 or 6, it's strange seeing it come to an end.

The_Kiwi_
10-06-2014, 11:43 AM
The very last Haytham mission of sequence 3 happens after he knocks up Ziio with Connor
I only just realised because I played it then
Anyone care to offer an explanation? I have a couple of unlikely ones but I want to know what you guys think

ze_topazio
10-06-2014, 11:47 AM
Connor was not conceived at that time.

The_Kiwi_
10-06-2014, 11:58 AM
Ziio and Haytham do the horizontal monster mash on 9th July 1755, and Connor was born 4th April 1756.
July (half of)
August
September
October
November
December
January
February
March
Then Connor is born 4 days later
That's 8 months and 3 weeks between that cave scene and Connor's birth, so he was conceived then.

It was days later when the last mission took place, and that's when he made it obvious he was a Templar, so I can't imagine Ziio seeing him after that

In Forsaken, it was said that Ziio left Haytham after realising Haytham did not kill Braddock but instead mortally wounded him.
It can't be accepted as official canon though so it's not entirely relevant.

Connor is already premature when Ziio and Haytham had the cave moment, so I can't see him being conceived any later.

Any suggestions?

JustPlainQuirky
10-06-2014, 12:36 PM
It's official, Naruto to end in 5 chapters, even though I no longer enjoy it like I used to, I've been reading it since 2005 or 6, it's strange seeing it come to an end.

jn≈çΩbzsldjfb

NNOOOOO


HIDAN HASNT COME BAVCK YEurigfhdsjkgndfgdsf

ze_topazio
10-06-2014, 01:26 PM
Hidan is plant fertilizer at the moment.

JustPlainQuirky
10-06-2014, 01:29 PM
those cocoon things enveloped everyone on earth

and hidan was confirmed alive less than two days ago in-manga by kakuzu

and the cocoon is made of regenerating senju dna

he's healed inside the cocoon! I know it!

http://38.media.tumblr.com/08e78b97e5ed738cecc7973aefda3abe/tumblr_n67am5Zx7x1rza8n4o1_500.gif

ze_topazio
10-06-2014, 01:50 PM
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x275/konekoya/evildeer.jpg

The_Kiwi_
10-06-2014, 01:54 PM
Hey mother, does it weird you out that while you are sleeping, I'm fully awake and stalking everything?


I posted a journal entry for a course module and underneath the entry I commented
"Yeah I had no clue what I was doing
I googled "Project Fair Go", something about poverty-stricken children getting a fair go at education came up
So I wrote about that."
I wonder if the lecturer will see it ...

Alphacos007
10-06-2014, 10:13 PM
Haha, I once put a cake recipe in the middle of a report ad the teacher didn't even notice. Gotta' love them.

SpiritOfNevaeh
10-06-2014, 10:27 PM
Soooo...

A teacher's name at the college is Deborah Carter.

*cue Twilight Zone music*

Xstantin
10-06-2014, 10:35 PM
^Do you like her, Humble? :)

Namikaze_17
10-06-2014, 10:42 PM
I have a friend named Connor...^.^

O_O. It's....Real.

SpiritOfNevaeh
10-06-2014, 10:49 PM
^Do you like her, Humble? :)

I don't even know her. Never met her. lol


I have a friend named Connor...^.^

O_O. It's....Real.

Is he Native American and awesome?:rolleyes:

JustPlainQuirky
10-06-2014, 11:37 PM
the one day we get all this AC news and my internet craps out on me :mad:

@kiwi

no it's not weird.

not compared to me, anway.

I-Like-Pie45
10-06-2014, 11:39 PM
AND THEN THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME SUPERMAN MET NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON
http://superkalel.com/wp-content/plugins/rss-poster/cache/65a42_tysonsupes1_custom-dbbe1ca424c4adaefed63eb3fd547c0bc9b73521-s6-c10.jpg

The_Kiwi_
10-06-2014, 11:42 PM
the one day we get all this AC news and my internet craps out on me :mad:

@kiwi

no it's not weird.

not compared to me, anway.

News? What is this news??

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3420791296/hADE18F78/

Namikaze_17
10-06-2014, 11:46 PM
I don't even know her. Never met her. lol



Is he Native American and awesome?:rolleyes:


He's Awesome... :rolleyes:

JustPlainQuirky
10-06-2014, 11:50 PM
Haha I watch me sleep too.

*hits blunt*

ze_topazio
10-06-2014, 11:58 PM
I once met a guy named Ezio, he was not Italian, in fact he was of African origin, Angola If I remember well.

JustPlainQuirky
10-06-2014, 11:59 PM
Bah so many threads with so much information.

i mix up the info and make a fool of myself.

hnnnghhh my brain

I don't even care about Unity hnnghhh

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 12:07 AM
Not that it's important to me, but;
Due to the Xbox One being less powerful, Unity will run at 900p on both consoles to "stop the debate".

Games have been released with different resolutions for different consoles before, so it's not a secret that the PS4 can run games better, why would Ubisoft do this?

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 12:08 AM
Ironically that statement spurred debate throughout.

The bloke who said that is an idiot and doesn't know a thing about console wars if he thinks limiting one console for another is going to 'end' things.

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 12:14 AM
Yes I'm watching all the latest videos and so many people are raging at Microsoft for ruining their game
Sure, there's some merit to that statement seeing as it was Microsoft who made the weaker console, but less pixels hasn't ruined the game, and it's not really Microsoft's fault, it was Ubisoft's decision

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 12:20 AM
Ok.

Personally, I'm not too picky about graphics.

I'll probably have the same experience regardless of the framerate.

But not only is this a bad business descision, but it's an unethical one. It's anti-consumer.

And I'm against anything anti-consumer.

I will still be making my purchase of Unity, but I am disappointed in Ubisoft as a company at the moment.

It's another dent in their track record. And damage builds up.

I-Like-Pie45
10-07-2014, 12:21 AM
http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg639/AlasdairStuart/hellblazer.jpg

ze_topazio
10-07-2014, 12:22 AM
Mayrice you are part of the glorious PC gaming master race so those thing don't concern you right?

Me? I used to play in the original Game Boy of my cousin and started gaming for real in the 16 bit era, resolution is the least of my concerns, although I'm a confessed fan of dam 60fps which btw was the norm in the 16 bit era consoles.

Mega Drive/Super Nintendo > PS4/Xbox One, lol.

Shahkulu101
10-07-2014, 12:24 AM
I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high
They reach the sky
And like my dreams they fade and die

Namikaze_17
10-07-2014, 12:25 AM
Ah, yes...the glorious days of the Gameboy. :rolleyes:

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 12:27 AM
I'm partially master race.

I currently don't have a PC but most of my games are on steam. I also have a PS4 and Wii U

But even the PC master race isn't safe. Far Cry 4 is being limited by PS4 settings, apparently.

But in all honesty idc about the resolution. It's more a matter of unreasonable anti-consumer behavior that interests me.

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 12:28 AM
I honestly can't tell the difference between 720p and 1080p, nor between 30fps and 60fps

I hate how gamers today are mostly kids who complain about loss of frames or pixels,
Or go on about the "pc master race", just because PC can run things a tiny bit better
I want to go back to the time where games were praised for their characters, gameplay and story,
Not their resolution or framerate

I still play Crash Bandicoot, because it is the best game ever.
#gameplay>graphics

I-Like-Pie45
10-07-2014, 12:29 AM
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111116692/3216121-1979030341-rjsug.jpg
I'M PAYING ONE FINAL VISIT TO THE APARTMENT OF MELANIE LEMAY. THE FIRST TIME I WAS THERE, THE DUMB ***** HAD ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT I WAS HER SUSHI DELIVERY BOY. SHE HADN'T REALIZED THAT THE STAINS ON MY SUIT WEREN'T SPILLED SOY SAUCE UNTIL I HAD TAKEN OUT THE PEPPER SPRAY AND RELEASED THE ENTIRE CONTAINER INTO HER EYES. WHILE SHE WAS STUNNED I [REDACTED]. THEN I [REDACTED] I FOUND IN ONE OF HER DRAWERS. AFTER NIBBLING SOME [REDACTED], I FOUND HER CUTLERY RACK AND THEN I BEGAN.

IN THE MIDDLE OF [REDACTED], SHE [REDACTED]. YET I DID NOT STOP UNTIL I BECAME SUFFICIENTLY SATISFIED, THAT A FEELING OF FULFILLMENT CAME OVER ME. YES, I HAD [REDACTED]. DEAD IN THE GRAVE, MY ACCIDENTAL VICTIM AVENGED. YET DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE? I TOOK A LOOK AROUND LEMAY'S APARTMENT. I ALMOST VOMITED. HOW SIMPLY SHE LIVED, HOW SHE ARRANGED EVERYTHING IN HER FLAT… IT WAS A SIGN OF A WOMAN WHO DID NOT KNOW HOW TO RESPECT OR CARE FOR HER BODY AND LIFE. TRULY, THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DON'T DESERVE TO BE HERE.

AFTER I MET LEMAY, I USED HER APARTMENT AS A STOREHOUSE. FIVE MORE ME HERE WHILE I CONTINUED MY VACATION IN MONTREAL. BUT I TIRED OF THIS CITY. IT WAS TIME FOR A CHANGE IN SCENERY, AND I FOUND MYSELF WONDERING WHAT PURPOSE I HAD IN THIS CITY, THIS WORLD. THEN I REMEMBERED MY ORIGINAL DESIRE TO FLY TO NEW ZEALAND. BUT WHEN I DROVE TO THE AIRPORT AFTER [REDACTED], THE ONLY FLIGHTS AVAILABLE HEADED TOWARDS AMERICA AND EUROPE. BABY STEPS, I SUPPOSE, ALTHOUGH I NEARLY FOUND MYSELF IN TEARS AT THE REVELATION THAT THE AIRPORT DID NOT HAVE ANY FLIGHTS SCHEDULED TO WHERE I… I WANTED TO GO.

BEFORE I HEAD TO ROME, I FEEL IT'S BEST TO DISPOSE OF ANY EVIDENCE THAT I WAS EVER THERE. YET CURIOUSLY, AS I OPEN THE DOOR TO MELANIE LEMAY'S APARTMENT, THE ENTIRE ROOM LOOKS AND SMELLS CLEAN. LIKE NOTHING HAS EVER BEEN TAKEN OUT OF ITS ORIGINAL PLACE. THE ROTTING CORPSES WERE MISSING. THE CUTLERY WHICH I HAD USED TO CUT [REDACTED] ALL IN THEIR ORIGINAL PLACES, LIKE NOTHING HAD EVER BEEN DONE TO DISTURB THEM. CONFUSED, I WANDER OUT AND RUN INTO A DELIVERY GIRL. SHE SAYS HER NAME IS REBECCA AND THAT SHE HAS A PACKAGE FOR LEMAY.

I TELL HER THAT LEMAY IS ON VACATION AND WON'T BE BACK FOR A LONG TIME. REBECCA SHAKES HER HEAD AND ASKS ME IF IT'S OKAY IF SHE CAN LEAVE HER PACKAGE FOR WHEN MELANIE RETURNS. I NOD AND TELL HER YES, ALTHOUGH I DO NOT KNOW WHEN MELANIE LEMAY WILL BE RETURNING. REBECCA THANKS ME AND WALKS INTO THE CLEAN APARTMENT, AND FOR A SECOND, I AM TEMPTED TO [REDACTED] SPLATTERED MELON.

BUT I DON'T AND I WALK AWAY. AS I WALK AWAY FROM THE BUILDING, I GO INTO A CAFÉ AND I PURCHASE A CUP OF COFFEE. BEFORE I CAN SIP THE COFFEE, I NOTICE A HUMAN EYEBALL FLOATING AT THE SURFACE OF THE BROWN LIQUID, STARING BACK AT ME. DISGUSTED, I DUMP THE COFFEE IN SOME NEARBY DRAINAGE. IN A NEARBY ALLEYWALL, A WINO EYEBALLS ME AND ALTHOUGH HE DOESN'T SAY IT THE GLANCE SUGGESTS EVERYTHING AND TO THINK THAT ANYONE, EVEN A WORTHLESS BUM LIKE HIM, COULD ACCUSE ME OF THAT IS UPSETTING. I STRUGGLED AND I ENDED UP WHERE I AM NOW. WHAT CAN HE SAY ABOUT HIMSELF? BEFORE I CAN CONTROL MYSELF, I FIND THAT [REDACTED]. I RUN, ALTHOUGH I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING BESIDES THE USUAL PASSÉ OF THE DAY-TO-DAY CROWD OF BROKEN PEOPLE STREAMING THROUGH THE CITY AS THE SKYSCRAPERS TOWERED ABOVE THEM, CHEAP JAPANESE CARS STREAMING BY IN A RAINBOW BLUR.

THE PATTY WINTERS SHOW THIS MORNING WAS ABOUT HOW TO FIND DINOSAUR BONES.

LATER I SPEND ABOUT AN HOUR ON REDDIT TO SEE WHAT IS TRENDING. SO I KNOW. UNLIKE SOME OF MY CONTEMPORARIES, I CONSIDER IT IMPORTANT TO KEEP UP WITH CURRENT EVENTS AND TRENDS. THAT WAY I DON'T DISAPPEAR HERE. I CONTINUE TO RIDE THE LOOP, TO STAY RELEVANT. I AM HERE. I STILL MATTER. THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS, IN THE END, I SUPPOSE.

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 12:30 AM
Don't worry kiwi.

most people highly invested in franchises couldn't care less about framerate.

I was raised on nintendo consoles so I'm not really picky either

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 12:39 AM
Don't worry kiwi.

most people highly invested in franchises couldn't care less about framerate.

I was raised on nintendo consoles so I'm not really picky either

It seems that the few that do care are the vocal ones on the internet...
I've only ever owned a PS2, PS3, PS Vita, Nintendo DS and soon to be a PS4
I played PS1 at my cousin's place, that's where I played Crash Bandicoot, but recently I bought them on the PS Store and I play them on my Vita.

Those vocal children crying over lost pixels should be grateful that they get to play the games they do, we had nothing like Unity growing up
I remember when these graphics were the king of graphics
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/wKn333lWguQ/maxresdefault.jpg?w=600

ze_topazio
10-07-2014, 12:42 AM
#gameplay>graphics

And I'm with you on that.

I do think graphics are fairly important for this franchise though, realism is kinda important for the historical tourism thing.



PS1 days, I remember when the Resident Evil games looked photorealistic to me and further back in the Mega Drive I remember thinking Sonic 3D looked as good as CGI.

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 12:44 AM
for me

gameplay=story=presentation

the holy trinity.

all are equally important to me.

I-Like-Pie45
10-07-2014, 12:46 AM
http://www.crossedcomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/crossed-wywh-vol-4-chapter-24-4-a.jpg?f22064
http://www.crossedcomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/crossed-wywh-vol-4-chapter-24-4-b.jpg?f22064
http://www.crossedcomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/crossed-wywh-vol-4-chapter-24-5-a.jpg?f22064
http://www.crossedcomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/crossed-wywh-vol-4-chapter-24-5-b.jpg?f22064
http://www.crossedcomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/crossed-wywh-vol-4-chapter-24-6-a.jpg?f22064
http://www.crossedcomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/crossed-wywh-vol-4-chapter-24-6-b.jpg?f22064

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 12:47 AM
Does anyone ever read what Pie posts?

Shahkulu101
10-07-2014, 12:54 AM
Does anyone ever read what Pie posts?

On and off. Sometimes even the TL;DR's.

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 12:57 AM
I never read tl;dr's

I can't be arsed

not unless there was the promise of ConHayth, Shaytham, or The Darbs.

Namikaze_17
10-07-2014, 12:58 AM
Sometimes, but I keep moving...


I don't understand what it all means anyway so...

ze_topazio
10-07-2014, 12:58 AM
Pie is a legend of this forums.

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 12:58 AM
Thought so...
I don't have the energy to read all those comics haha

This is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgBFsI10sEA

Namikaze_17
10-07-2014, 12:59 AM
Tl;dr?

ze_topazio
10-07-2014, 01:01 AM
Tl;dr?

Too long, didn't read

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 01:03 AM
Here's a fun question;
What is the most innocent thing you used to think when you were a child?

For me, I thought everyone got assigned a signature, so I was waiting for the day my signature would arrive in the mail.

I-Like-Pie45
10-07-2014, 01:04 AM
I never read tl;dr's

I can't be arsed

not unless there was the promise of ConHayth, Shaytham, or The Darbs.

"SPECKS. SPECKS JUST FLOATING AROUND LIKE JUNK IN SPACE, CAN'T YOU SEE?" I TRY TO TELL ALL MY FRIENDS OF THIS GREAT INJUSTICE BEING COMMITTED AS WE SIT AT A TABLE IN THE HOTTEST NEW NIGHTCLUB IN MONTREAL, OPERATED BY ABSTERGO ENTERTAINMENT, THE CROSS. "I'M SERIOUS. WHAT ARE ALL THESE SPECKS DOING IN MY MARTINI? CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE SPECKS EVEN MADE OF? IS THIS MARTINI EVEN STILL SAFE TO DRINK? COREY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE HELL THE BARTENDER WENT SO I CAN KICK THE LIVING CRAP OF HIM AND THEN USE MY POSITION IN THE COMPANY TO GET HIM FIRED AND BLACKLISTED IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY?"

"SPECKS? I DON'T SEE ANY SPECKS." COREY TAKES OFF HIS BENTLEY PLATINUM AND SQUINTS HARD AT MY MARTINI AS I HOLD IT OVER THE CENTER OF THE TABLE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE.

"******* IT, CAN'T YOU SEE? SPECKS, SPECKS EVERYWHERE IN MY MARTINI. WHAT SORT OF ****HEAD BARTENDER PUTS SPECKS OF UNIDENTIFIABLE ORIGIN IN A MARTINI?"

"TRY ASKING THE BARTENDER THEN." COREY SHAKES HIS HEAD, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW OBLIVIOUS HE IS TO HOW MUCH OF A ****ING CRIME THE BARTENDER HAS JUST DONE TO ME! ME, DARBY MCDEVITT, WRITER OF THE 2013 SMASH-HIT ABSTERGO ENTERTAINMENT VIDEO GAME – PIRATES OF NIGHTMARE!

"THAT'S THE PROBLEM! THE BARTENDER TENDING THE BAR ISN'T THE SAME ****HEAD THAT MADE ME THIS MARTINI!"

"YOU SHOULD'VE ORDERED THE MOJITO INSTEAD." ALEX H SAYS.

"KNOW WHAT? **** YOU ALEX. IF I WANTED A ****ING MOJITO I WOULD'VE ORDERED A ****ING MOJITO. BUT NO. I DIDN'T ****ING WANT A ****ING MOJITO. SO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? I ORDERED A MARTINI. BUT WHEN MY MARTINI IS HANDED TO ME, I NOTICE THAT THERE A WHOLE BUNCH OF SPECKS IN THERE THAT SHOULDN'T BE THERE! ******* IT, COREY, YOU'RE THE RAGE CAVE – ULTIMATE DISPENSER OF WISDOM – WHAT THE HELL I SHOULD DO?"

"WANT ME TO GET YOU A MIMOSA? NEVER TOO LATE FOR A MIMOSA."

"NO, I DON'T WANT A MIMOSA." I'M ALMOST ON THE VERGE OF TEARS. I CAN ALREADY FEEL THEM WELLING UP IN MY GROOMED EYELASHES. "I WANT A MARTINI THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANY SPECKS IN IT!"

"CHRIST, SOMEONE IS A BIT OF NITPICKER…" COREY SHAKES HIS HEAD. "BUT YOU KNOW… YOU COULD ALWAYS FIND THAT BARTENDER TO MAKE YOU A NEW MARTINI WITHOUT ANY SPECKS IN IT THIS TIME."

I LEAVE THE TABLE AS COREY AND JADE FROM THE TORONTO BRANCH START TO DISCUSS THE MERITS OF COOKING MACARONI AND CHEESE WITH CHOCOLATE MILK. I'M THINKING OF THE GAME OF WII TENNIS I HAD WITH JADE AND AISHA TYLER BEFORE ALEX A WALKED IN OUR ROOM AFTER HAVING MISTAKEN IT FOR HIS AND RUINED THE ROMANCE OF THE GAME AFTER THE PRESS CONFERENCE AT E3 AS I WALK THROUGH THE CLUB WITH THE MUSIC OF THE NEW HIT BAND (I GIVE THEM ABOUT FOUR WEEKS BEFORE OBSCURITY) NICKELS & BONES BLARING AT THE MOMENT SEARCHING FOR THE BARTENDER. I'M PARTICULARLY FUSSED KNOWING THAT EACH SECOND I SPEND LOOKING FOR THIS BARTENDER IS A WASTED SECOND AS I TOO HAVE SOME ENLIGHTENING THOUGHTS ABOUT THE TOPIC OF CHOCOLATE MILK MAC AND CHEESE THAT I THINK MY FRIENDS SHOULD HEAR AND I WORRY THAT BY THE TIME I RETURN TO THE TABLE THE TOPIC WILL HAVE DRIFTED TO SOMETHING THAT I AM NOT AS NEARLY ENLIGHTENED ABOUT.

TO NO AVAIL, I AM UNABLE TO FIND THE BARTENDER, AND I BITTERLY SUCK IN MY DEFEAT AS REVELERS DANCE ALL AROUND ME TO "FACES" BY THE ELECTRIC YOUTH. I REMEMBER THAT TONIGHT IS THE PRESS UNVEILING OF THE ABSTERGO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM 2.0, BRINGING THE ENTERTAINMENT ANIMUS INTO THE NEXT GENERATION OF HARDWARE AND AS A RELATIVELY IMPORTANT FIGURE IN THE COMPANY I AM EXPECTED TO BE PRESENT. THIS IRKS AS TODAY IS ALSO THE PREMIERE OF THE BLOOD MERIDIAN ADAPTATION DIRECTED BY A POST-EMPIRE ARTISAN THAT I DESPERATELY WISHED TO ATTEND. SOME ***** WITH A DECENT BUT HARD BODY ASKS ME WHEN THE NEXT GAME IS COMING AND WITH A WINK I TELL THEM HUSH-HUSH FOR NOW BUT HEY IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER I JUST MIGHT SIGN YOU UP FOR GENETIC TESTING SO YOU COULD HELP US DECIDE ON WHAT TO DO FOR THE NEXT GAME AS I FLEX FOR HER MY MUSCLES. SHE FLIPS ME OFF BEFORE DISAPPEARING INTO THE CROWD. THE NEXT THING I SEE IS A FAT BEARDED MAN PROTESTING AS SECURITY ESCORTS HIM OFF THE PREMISES, SWEARING THAT HE WILL FIGHT US TO THE BITTER END. WHO THE HELL WAS THAT? MAYBE HE WAS THE GUY THAT REKT ASHRAF LAST MONTH AND HIDEO FROM THE JAPANESE BRANCH OF ABSTERGO ENTERTAINMENT LAST WEEK AND MAYBE OLIVIER GARNEAU WHO IS STILL MISSING AS OF HIS TRIP TO CHICAGO AS WELL.

THERE ARE A LOT OF CELEBRITIES PRESENT FOR THE UNVEILING AS WELL, ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHO INVITED THEM HERE. I CAN SEE JASON BRODY'S PUBLICIST, TRYING TO GET A FEW SUCKERS TO BUY HIS BOOK A FAR CRY FROM SANITY ALTHOUGH THE CELEBRITY SURVIVOR OF A BOTCHED SKYDIVING TRIP HIMSELF IS NOT PRESENT. HIS AGENT APPROACHES ME WITH AN OFFER TO ADAPT HIS BOOK IN A VIDEO GAME ONLY FOR ME TO TELL HIM OUR DEVELOPMENT PROCESS DOES NOT WORK THE TRADITIONAL WAY SINCE WE NEED HIS DNA AND SINCE THE BRODSTER HIMSELF IS NOWHERE IN SIGHT THAT'S NOT REALLY POSSIBLE AS I PUSH MY WAY PAST JOSS WHEDON AND KEVIN FEIGE. AISHA TYLER IS HERE AS PREDICTED AS WELL AS UN CHAIRMAN AARON PRICEMAN. WITH A GLANCE BACK TO OUR TABLE, I CAN SPOT COREY FORCE FEEDING AN IRRITATING YOUTUBER FAMOUS FOR SPEAKING IN AN IRRITATING VOICE WHILE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND MAKES MILLIONS DOING THAT ATOMIC LEVEL CHICKEN WINGS.

LORDE'S COVER OF "EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD" STARTS PLAYING AND THEN I SPOT CHRISTIAN BALE NEXT TO ROBERTO ORCI WHO LOOKS LIKE HE'S HAVING A CORONARY AS THE SONG BEGINS TO PLAY.

"HEY CHRISTIAN, WHAT'S UP?" I OPEN UP FOR A HIGH FIVE BUT HE ONLY CRUSHES HIS GLASS IN HIS HANDS, SEEMINGLY OBLIVIOUS TO THE SHARDS OF GLASS NOW EMBEDDED IN HIS PALM AS RUM AND COKE DRIBBLE ALL OVER HIS HAND WHILE MIXING WITH FRESH SCARLET BLOOD.

"WHAT… THE… HELL… IS THIS… GARBAGE?" HE SAYS VERY SLOWLY.

"UM, IT'S THE COVER OF THAT TEARS FOR FEARS SONG BY LORDE. YOU HEAR OF HER?"

"NO. SHE HAS COMPLETELY BOTCHED A CLASSIC... THE ORIGINAL WAS UPBEAT… YET THIS IS… DEPRESSING MIDDLING SCHLOCK. SO... HAVE ANY IDEAS WHERE I COULD FIND THIS… LORDE?" CHRISTIAN ASKS ME, HIS FACE CHAMELEONIC.

"UM… NEW ZEALAND, MAYBE… HEY CHRISTIAN, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"

"I HAVE TO RETURN SOME BLU-RAYS." CHRISTIAN TELLS ME AS HE DISAPPEARS INTO THE CROWD.

"HEY GUYS, DID YOU KNOW CHRISTIAN BALE IS AT THIS PARTY? I SPOKE TO HIM." I TELL THE TABLE AS I RETURN WITHOUT MY MARTINI.

"CHRISTIAN BALE WASN'T INVITED." COREY LOOKS AT ME FUNNY.

lRC

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 01:07 AM
@kiwi

lololol that's hilarious

most innocent thing for me? hmmm

cant think of anything notable

I guess I used to think 2D animation was a practical career path. ayyoooooooo.

Namikaze_17
10-07-2014, 01:09 AM
@Ze

Ah, Okay...thanks.

@Kiwi

When I was young, I innocently thought that all it took to have a baby was just for a man and woman to simply kiss each other repeatedly. :rolleyes:

Shahkulu101
10-07-2014, 01:10 AM
Here's a fun question;
What is the most innocent thing you used to think when you were a child?

For me, I thought everyone got assigned a signature, so I was waiting for the day my signature would arrive in the mail.

I thought my age was a physical thing inside of me.

I asked my mum where in my body my age was. Was it in the stomach? The head? The answer was "HAHAHAHAHAHA"

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 01:23 AM
I knew how pregnancy worked
I just didn't know about erections
So I always wondered how the man would aim if he is too busy kissing the woman

I-Like-Pie45
10-07-2014, 01:24 AM
LEAKED UNITY STORY TRAILER 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo4pdhKL4b4

GoldenBoy9999
10-07-2014, 01:26 AM
All these graphics debates are bringing me down. :(

@ Kiwi

That's a really good question. I used to have a lot of those. I'm going to think it over but for now I can remember one.

I used to think all dogs were boys and all cats were girls. I thought they got together and made a cat and dog litter. I knew they hated each other but I actually thought of it like how boys and girls don't like each other in times like elementary school but then they get together and love each other when they're older.

It's dumb but also kinda smart because I was like 7.

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 01:28 AM
Kiwi you're a girl?!??! :0

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 01:30 AM
Kiwi you're a girl?!??! :0

No, just an incredibly innocent child...
I was about 4 at that time haha



I am loving all these responses, makes me feel less stoopid :D

SpiritOfNevaeh
10-07-2014, 01:32 AM
@Ze

Ah, Okay...thanks.

@Kiwi

When I was young, I innocently thought that all it took to have a baby was just for a man and woman to simply kiss each other repeatedly. :rolleyes:

Lol, The Sims 1 reference




Hmm, when I was younger and mother was pregnant with my brother, I didn't know what pregnancy was and assumed he was eaten xD

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 01:35 AM
HUUUMBLLIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES~

http://media.tumblr.com/eb803228de7405d0faee19d7b362fd3c/tumblr_inline_miwyh8otJ81qz4rgp.gif

I-Like-Pie45
10-07-2014, 01:35 AM
HEY HUMBLE

YOU'RE A BUNDLE

lRC

SpiritOfNevaeh
10-07-2014, 01:38 AM
HUUUMBLLIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES~

http://media.tumblr.com/eb803228de7405d0faee19d7b362fd3c/tumblr_inline_miwyh8otJ81qz4rgp.gif

Hihi! ^_^

http://media.tumblr.com/eb803228de7405d0faee19d7b362fd3c/tumblr_inline_miwyh8otJ81qz4rgp.gif


HEY HUMBLE

YOU'RE A BUNDLE

lRC

Thankies :)

I-Like-Pie45
10-07-2014, 01:41 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDHZgVf8xsU
http://horrorhomework.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/severed6a.jpg

Namikaze_17
10-07-2014, 01:44 AM
Lol, The Sims 1 reference




Hmm, when I was younger and mother was pregnant with my brother, I didn't know what pregnancy was and assumed he was eaten xD

Ah, I miss that game... :o

But no, I really thought that for a time. :rolleyes:

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 01:58 AM
the low tier threads are finally kicking in.

good.

I need a break from all this news.

http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Stoner-Questions-4.png

GoldenBoy9999
10-07-2014, 01:59 AM
@Nami

I actually had an even simpler version of that. People would always say things like "You have your dad's eyes" and I'd never believe them because all traits come from the mom. I thought a mom and dad got married and then the mom would have a kid by herself when she felt ready so there would be no way to pass on the father's genes. :rolleyes:

Namikaze_17
10-07-2014, 02:06 AM
@Nami

I actually had an even simpler version of that. People would always say things like "You have your dad's eyes" and I'd never believe them because all traits come from the mom. I thought a mom and dad got married and then the mom would have a kid by herself when she felt ready so there would be no way to pass on the father's genes. :rolleyes:

Ha, that sounds hilarious!!! ^.^

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 02:20 AM
Bah. Forgot to watch Gotham today

Ah well too busy anyway.

I'm still trying to get over the Nardo ending ting.

Like wooaaaahhhhh m8.

that's my childhood ending there

I-Like-Pie45
10-07-2014, 02:26 AM
SUPERCHAMP BA-DA BOOM

lRC

pacmanate
10-07-2014, 02:32 AM
http://wtfbot.net/pix/1470.gif

naumaan
10-07-2014, 02:35 AM
http://wtfbot.net/pix/1470.gif

oh my god .. what was that :eek:

Namikaze_17
10-07-2014, 02:40 AM
Bah. Forgot to watch Gotham today

Ah well too busy anyway.

I'm still trying to get over the Nardo ending ting.

Like wooaaaahhhhh m8.

that's my childhood ending there

Heartbreaking isn't it?

I remember watching it on toonami for the first time in 2005. :(

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 02:42 AM
Same here.

Times-a-changing

Tho Kishi is still a terrible writer

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 02:59 AM
Latest Big Bang Theory episode is online
I wonder why I like it so much...

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 03:18 AM
alright how about random confession of the day

go ahead kiwi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

pacmanate
10-07-2014, 03:22 AM
oh my god .. what was that :eek:

A sexy beast

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 03:23 AM
I eat McDonald's almost every day, just to gain weight
I'm really underweight for my age and height
I went on a week long holiday 2 months back and binged on all the foreign food I could
I actually lost weight

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 03:28 AM
Do you have high metabolism or something? Or just lack an apetite? Or are bulemic or something?

(dont have to say if not comfortable)

Also, was doing research on Irish names for writing assignment. Discovered Connor was also an Irish name. Cunr Shay's kid cunfrm. :rolleyes:

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 03:31 AM
Do you have high metabolism or something? Or just lack an apetite? Or are bulemic or something?

(dont have to say if not comfortable)

Also, was doing research on Irish names for writing assignment. Discovered Connor was also an Irish name. Cunr Shay's kid cunfrm. :rolleyes:

Extremely fast metabolism
I eat like 4 burgers a meal on average
My record is about 8 quarter pounders
I'm 6'2" and I weigh 60kg/132lbs

My name is like 66% Irish :D
My surname ruins it by being French...
That bastard...

Does that mean Achilles is part Irish? Or his wife? Their kid was called Connor


Now it's someone elses turn for a random confession :P

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 03:33 AM
jesus christ thats a lot of food.

so it's technically a condition you have? that can't be normal. you've seen a doctor right?

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 03:36 AM
jesus christ thats a lot of food.

so it's technically a condition you have? that can't be normal. you've seen a doctor right?

It doesn't help that there is a McDonald's literally right across the road, I can smell the food from my room

I've never had it checked out because I just always assumed it normal
Like how you get short people and tall people
You get people with fast and slow metabolisms

http://oi59.tinypic.com/1zohq82.jpg
I actually made that, I took a photo and published it to facebook with the caption "Because I can."
It was delicious.

Ureh
10-07-2014, 03:46 AM
I eat McDonald's almost every day, just to gain weight
I'm really underweight for my age and height
I went on a week long holiday 2 months back and binged on all the foreign food I could
I actually lost weight

It's the opposite for me. I went on a 1 week cruise (the ones with all-you-can-eat buffets) and came back with almost 5kg.

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 03:46 AM
I would check that with a doctor just in case. you never know, m8.

Alright my confession....um...

ill go for a silly one.

I had a dream I was in a zombie apocolypse. YouKnowWho was there. He didn't know who I was so we took him in to protect him from zombies in our safe house. But he was bored so I lent him my iPad. Then he saw my UbiForums bookmark and awkwardness ensued.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

for a serious confession...hmmm

i'm overly paranoid about everything. I joke about big brother, but sometimes i genuinely feel watched.

The Edward Snowden incident didn't help either. Had my webcam ductaped for months.

Namikaze_17
10-07-2014, 03:54 AM
Confession: I hate everyone... :nonchalance:

SpiritOfNevaeh
10-07-2014, 03:56 AM
Do you have high metabolism or something? Or just lack an apetite? Or are bulemic or something?

(dont have to say if not comfortable)

Also, was doing research on Irish names for writing assignment. Discovered Connor was also an Irish name. Cunr Shay's kid cunfrm. :rolleyes:

Just for your entertainment:

Unlike several known Assassins, including Aquilus, Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad, Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Aveline de Grandpré and Nikolai Orelov, whose names possessed connections to avians, Connor is an Irish name originating from Conchobar, meaning "lover of hounds" or "wolves".

And yet Achilles said this, lol:

Achilles: Good. You're also going to need a new name. Your skin is fair enough that you might pass for one with Spanish or Italian blood. Better to be thought a Spaniard than a Native. And both are better still than I.

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 04:00 AM
I would check that with a doctor just in case. you never know, m8.

Alright my confession....um...

ill go for a silly one.

I had a dream I was in a zombie apocolypse. YouKnowWho was there. He didn't know who I was so we took him in to protect him from zombies in our safe house. But he was bored so I lent him my iPad. Then he saw my UbiForums bookmark and awkwardness ensued.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

for a serious confession...hmmm

i'm overly paranoid about everything. I joke about big brother, but sometimes i genuinely feel watched.

The Edward Snowden incident didn't help either. Had my webcam ductaped for months.

Ever tried on a tin foil hat?
I eat tinfoil sometimes
The feel of it when you chew is unique

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 04:03 AM
@humble

i knew about the spanish part not the irish part.

@kiwi

eww.

but yeah I should be wearing a tinfoil hat #illuminati

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 04:09 AM
Yeah I like to chew things
My favourite would be plastic spoons

GoldenBoy9999
10-07-2014, 04:10 AM
Kiwi, how do you go about eating that burger? Did you just take it apart?

That's cool you have a fast metabolism but I'd watch that McDonald's if I was you. You may burn it off fast but the proteins can cause heart disease and stuff even though you may be very skinny. I don't know a big meal that will fill you up and also contains healthy stuff. Maybe bread or salad?

You can live your life how you want but I have recently watched a documentary called Super Size me and it changed how I look at food. Lunch is just disgusting now. People get so many fries and stuff, people dip 2 cookies in a bowl of vanilla ice cream every day, and it seems our school serves pizza every other day. I usually get the healthiest items on the menu when I don't bring my own lunch now.

I love McDonald's too. I usually get a McChicken or two but nothing else.

I can't really think of anything to confess right now. :p

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 04:16 AM
Nah I just squished it down
I watched super size me too, it gave me cravings haha
Yeah I do eat quite unhealthily, but in the words of Gabriel Iglesias:
Why do people judge how good a life is based on how many years it lasted, instead of how good those years were? I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could have had a piece of cake today.

GoldenBoy9999
10-07-2014, 04:22 AM
@ Kiwi

Very true, I too have that outlook.

WooHoo!!!
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111023091755/assassinscreed/images/2/28/Play_along_10.png

I'm rising up! Who will brand my finger?;)

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 04:24 AM
Give us a random confession, Golden.

Namikaze_17
10-07-2014, 04:30 AM
Come Golden...

When men blindly follow the Truth, remember?

GoldenBoy9999
10-07-2014, 04:33 AM
If I have to...

That unit about nutrition inspired me to make better food choices so now that we're in the exercise unit I want to start a daily exercise routine.:p

The lady's kinda annoying though and there's all these dumb rules like 2-3 days of aerobic a week or 3-4 days of anaerobic and I don't really care. I'm just gonna do some exercise that I find convenient.

I couldn't think of a better one.

Edit: Nothing is true.

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 04:47 AM
I once almost cried at work because I found a doll's shoe on the floor
The thought of a little girl going home and realising her doll was missing a shoe was saddening
Reminded me of the loss of innocence

Don't know why that happened, those thoughts never occurred to me before

Oh well haha
Back to drinking rum

I-Like-Pie45
10-07-2014, 05:44 AM
THE FUTURE'S END
http://s3.amazonaws.com/images.hitfix.com/assets/6572/final.jpg

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 12:31 PM
I have a terrible addiction to Pepsi max
Over a bottle a day, about 1.5L
Coupled with all the fast food, its a miracle I don't have any health problems

But Pepsi is soooo gooooooood!!!!

#amerrylifeandashortone

Has anyone seen those new vitamin things for children, designed to be hidden in food to give picky children the vitamins they need without them knowing?
When did we give up on getting kids to eat vegetables, and basically drug them by hiding things in their food?

ze_topazio
10-07-2014, 01:36 PM
Coca Cola is better.

rrebe
10-07-2014, 02:18 PM
Pepsi Next is quite good.

I-Like-Pie45
10-07-2014, 02:22 PM
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/4/0/6/324406_v1.gif

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 02:30 PM
Pepsi Next is quite good.

Coca Cola is better.

There's a drink here called L&P
It isn't the most exciting drink, but they released a new version that replaced all the sugar with pure lemon juice
It's incredible.

I-Like-Pie45
10-07-2014, 02:51 PM
MAAAAYRICE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ynHywjo9PU

ze_topazio
10-07-2014, 06:39 PM
I finally started playing A Link Between Worlds two days ago.

GoldenBoy9999
10-07-2014, 10:14 PM
Mayrice... they still haven't taken the article down. I wish he had social media so I could tell Alex.

TheHumanTowel
10-07-2014, 10:21 PM
There's a drink here called L&P
It isn't the most exciting drink, but they released a new version that replaced all the sugar with pure lemon juice
It's incredible.
Lemon juice has sugar in it though.

SlyTrooper
10-07-2014, 10:26 PM
Threw up in PE today. I'm putting it down to overexertion & dehydration. My friend also threw up, so it wasn't just me.

Namikaze_17
10-07-2014, 10:36 PM
I love PE... :)

Too bad I don't have to take it anymore.

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 11:03 PM
@golden

yeah but regardless, it still needs major fixes.

but you submitted without my consent *folds arms*

GoldenBoy9999
10-07-2014, 11:14 PM
^

Lol, when were you actually going to get around to editing it? All we needed was a little more bio. You also fibbed about the time it'd take you. *fold arms as well*

If you still wanted to, you could fix it. Just because I submitted it doesn't mean it's gone.

Alphacos007
10-07-2014, 11:18 PM
What the hell are you guys talking about.

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 11:22 PM
Golden submitted an Amancio wiki article without my consent and I am not pleased. *arms folded*

@golden

I was gonna get to it eventually i said. You didn't listen to your mother and now you're in time out. *points finger*

@humble

guuuuurl I am NOT making that my 1000th tweet...

I can't make it that without it sounding creepy hnnghh

tho i am creepy in general already...

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 11:49 PM
Lemon juice has sugar in it though.

They removed all the artificial sugar added to the drink, and replaced it with lemon juice.


Threw up in PE today. I'm putting it down to overexertion & dehydration. My friend also threw up, so it wasn't just me.

Perhaps your coach is trying to make you really thin, because that's what he likes...
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120305045201/americandad/images/5/5a/CoachKeegan.png

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 11:51 PM
Kiwi how do you tweet someone you love them without sounding creepy?

This is not a trick question. :rolleyes:

#IwasDared

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 11:52 PM
Kiwi how do you tweet someone you love them without sounding creepy?

This is not a trick question. :rolleyes:

#IwasDared

"...guess who loves you ;)"

Idk haha, that seems to be a good way though

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 11:54 PM
this is a lose-lose situation

I shouldn't take dares ever

The_Kiwi_
10-07-2014, 11:55 PM
I dare you to do every dare you get dared to do, ever.

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 11:58 PM
I dare you to wear a conhayth set

GoldenBoy9999
10-07-2014, 11:58 PM
Is it who I think it is? It depends on who the person is.

JustPlainQuirky
10-07-2014, 11:59 PM
it's not who you think it is.

*hits blunt*

yes it is

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 12:02 AM
WHO IS IT??
I NEED KNOWLEDGE.

I shall wear the sexiest Conhayth set ever.
I'll be the prettiest girl at the moonlight gala.

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 12:04 AM
forget about it, m8

and dew eet

GoldenBoy9999
10-08-2014, 12:06 AM
Suggestions:

"Not being a creeper or anything but I love you."

'I think I love you :)"

Use it as a transition or at the start of a sentence. Like, "You know I love you so..." or "I love you, that's why I..." It would get awkward if you simply said you loved them.

"I've been watching you. And I want you. I'm not going to let anyone else have you, no matter what it takes."

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 12:06 AM
It's gotta be Darby...

I just googled Conhayth... I knew what it was, but I was not expecting all that...
http://media.tumblr.com/e6d975a6e431f31ca9adf99ca77f9e86/tumblr_inline_mho0qhByZ91qz4rgp.jpg

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 12:09 AM
bzzzzt wrong.


and good. exposure is the best way to dealing with fears :rolleyes:

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 12:13 AM
Adrian Hough or Noah Watts?

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 12:18 AM
Both... :)


But I prefer Dorothy Fahn.

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 12:24 AM
bzzzzt wrong again

and wear the set kiwiiiiii

prove to me you are my son

ze_topazio
10-08-2014, 12:25 AM
Neil Napier

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 12:26 AM
nooooooooooope

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 12:31 AM
http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/lolcat-kiwi.jpg

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 12:32 AM
*Sobs*

I thought I was your son, May. :(

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 12:32 AM
just spent like 2 hours catching up on AC Unity info and im not even 1/3 done.

Christ.

And not a single rogue trailer in sight.

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 12:34 AM
*Sobs*

I thought I was your son, May. :(

We shall create a secret insurgency...

GoldenBoy9999
10-08-2014, 12:35 AM
@ Nami

So I'm apparently Mayrice's child too now. I don't even know.:confused:

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 12:36 AM
Nami, Kiwi and Golden are all my children.

Mah bois.

Humble is your aunt. So treat her nicely.

Lieutenant denied the marriage so as of now you three are fatherless.

I-Like-Pie45
10-08-2014, 12:39 AM
MOVE THAT GEAR UP MAYO

lRC

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 12:39 AM
Pie is the drunk abusive uncle.

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 12:41 AM
Nami, Kiwi and Golden are all my children.

Mah bois.

Humble is your aunt. So treat her nicely.

Lieutenant denied the marriage so as of now you three are fatherless.

Wasn't Lieutenant a girl? :rolleyes:

ze_topazio
10-08-2014, 12:42 AM
Can I be the cool cousin that only appears on Christmas?

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 12:45 AM
http://oi60.tinypic.com/dm8l04.jpg

That's it so far

Feel free to add more names :D

GoldenBoy9999
10-08-2014, 12:48 AM
Lol I didn't know May's parents were Shay and Haytham.

Pie is either Humble's brother or husband. The former would make more sense. ;)

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 12:49 AM
Let's marry Humble off to Pie then :D

I-Like-Pie45
10-08-2014, 12:52 AM
DO YOU THINK GIRLS WITH SIZE 11 FEET ARE NICE

lRC

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 12:52 AM
@ze

Sure, why not?

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 12:54 AM
http://oi60.tinypic.com/dm8l04.jpg

That's it so far

Feel free to add more names :D

So where does Connor come into the mix? :rolleyes:

GoldenBoy9999
10-08-2014, 12:54 AM
We need to find a father.

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 12:55 AM
http://oi57.tinypic.com/2rw01fl.jpg

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 12:55 AM
beautiful chart

brb for a bit

yes ze you can be a cousin

ill marry Darbs

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 01:03 AM
http://oi57.tinypic.com/wa6hcm.jpg

I think that's enough...

GoldenBoy9999
10-08-2014, 01:05 AM
I like it. Pie's is really funny. :o

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 01:16 AM
Add Konan...:o

Nah, don't...No, DO IT!Nah Nah don't. :p

SpiritOfNevaeh
10-08-2014, 01:36 AM
Dafuq?! When did Haytham become my father?

And Im scared to marry Pie.

I'll take Connor ^_^

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 01:40 AM
Dafuq?! When did Haytham become my father?

And Im scared to marry Pie.

I'll take Connor ^_^

WELL TOO BAD.
IT'S BEEN ESTABLISHED.

I supposed if Connor was made Darby's brother, and you married Connor, that would make you the aunt...
But then Connor and Darby would be without a second parent, and there'd be no wife for Pie

hehehe
"Wife of Pie"


http://oi60.tinypic.com/14scevo.jpg

I-Like-Pie45
10-08-2014, 01:54 AM
l WANT ADVENTUREWOMEN. :)

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 01:54 AM
So Connor is my Uncle? :rolleyes:


Add Konan...

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 01:58 AM
http://oi61.tinypic.com/213gkk0.jpg

Now everyone is happy.

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 02:01 AM
There we go!!!!

Perfect family! 10/10

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 02:04 AM
Unless Humble decides that she wants some parents...
But after that I'm done!

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 02:26 AM
uuuuh no Achilles is NOT Darby's father.

Adrian Hough and Noah Watts are his parents.

X_xWolverinEx_X
10-08-2014, 02:27 AM
http://oi57.tinypic.com/2rw01fl.jpg

: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 02:29 AM
Mr_Shade is the social worker trying to take mah bois away :rolleyes:

@assasssin

post moar n u be in dah famuri

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 02:31 AM
uuuuh no Achilles is NOT Darby's father.

Adrian Hough and Noah Watts are his parents.

Mother...do you approve of my relationship with Konan? :rolleyes:

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 02:32 AM
Mah bois are free to any relationship they deem morally sound.

X_xWolverinEx_X
10-08-2014, 02:33 AM
Mr_Shade is the social worker trying to take mah bois away :rolleyes:

@assasssin

post moar n u be in dah famuri

I would be but school has started because I was on school holidays and my internet is out at the moment so I haven't been able to talk to you amazing people

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 02:33 AM
http://oi60.tinypic.com/5vtb1u.jpg

THAT IS IT.
DONE.

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 02:35 AM
http://oi60.tinypic.com/5vtb1u.jpg

Ah christ I'd put this in my signature but I love mine too much.

@assassin

well welcome to the family anyway :p

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 02:35 AM
Mah bois are free to any relationship they deem morally sound.

Yay!!! :p

@Kiwi

PERFECT... :cool:

X_xWolverinEx_X
10-08-2014, 02:36 AM
http://oi60.tinypic.com/5vtb1u.jpg

THAT IS IT.
DONE.

I always knew I would marry something close to a unicorn

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 02:36 AM
Ah christ I'd put this in my signature but I love mine too much.

@assassin

well welcome to the family anyway :p

AssAssIn1190 is stuck with a Narwhal until he becomes a more productive member of the family.

And good luck making that into signature size...

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 02:38 AM
Oh yeah and I totally lied. the twitter person was Darbs *hits blunt*

And I experienced my first overwhelming moment at Uni.

Also saw episode 3 of Gotham. Tis gr8

X_xWolverinEx_X
10-08-2014, 02:39 AM
AssAssIn1190 is stuck with a Narwhal until he becomes a more productive member of the family.

well when I get my internet fixed you will be seeing a lot more of me

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 02:40 AM
well when I get my internet fix you will be seeing a lot more of me

Haha well it's 11:40 for you so you should be getting back to class, second uncle once removed on my father's side.

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 02:42 AM
Haven't seen Gotham...

Is it any good?


Can't wait to see Walking Dead S5. ^_^

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 02:44 AM
The family tree has been added to my signature :cool:

And yeah Gotham is GREAT.

I love it.

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 02:45 AM
Pastry, Cocaine, Haytham, Shay, Adrian, and Noah are the BEST grandparents EVER! ;)


@Mayrice

Ha, I love it.

X_xWolverinEx_X
10-08-2014, 02:54 AM
http://i.imgur.com/2SfbJXO.gif

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 02:56 AM
Who's Narwhals?

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 02:57 AM
I dun did the thing, Humble.

I ain't taggin tho.

Ignorance is Bliss.

@nami

pfffffffft hahhahaha

X_xWolverinEx_X
10-08-2014, 03:00 AM
Who's Narwhals?

http://i.imgur.com/j9zCWeM.jpg

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 03:01 AM
@Mayrice.

Er,..am I missing something?

EDIT: OH......I AM EMBARRASSED.

I thought it was a member or something.

nvm. :rolleyes:

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 03:03 AM
I managed to shrink the picture down to size!!
I also had to sharpen the image but that's okay, worth it :D

pacmanate
10-08-2014, 03:05 AM
Unicorn whales

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 03:07 AM
I love it, Kiwi.

Thank you.

*family hug*

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 03:10 AM
The things that occur here in a single day... :rolleyes:

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 03:10 AM
http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mef5kitGrJ1qgnsnbo1_500.gif

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 03:13 AM
How would you feel if you found out someone was having dreams about you?

what would be your natural response?

X_xWolverinEx_X
10-08-2014, 03:15 AM
How would you feel if you found out someone was having dreams about you?

what would be your natural response?

i wouldn't care i would if it was sexual

SpiritOfNevaeh
10-08-2014, 03:17 AM
Ah, lovely family tree.

Wanted to be Mayo's sis though, but oh well :p

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 03:18 AM
Uhhhhhhhhhhh

I'd ask if I died


Ah, lovely family tree.

Wanted to be Mayo's sis though, but oh well :p

Sister in Law, you are :P

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 03:19 AM
what if it was a marriage dream?

@humble

aawwww <3

also i did the tweet like you said

i confessed :rolleyes:

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 03:20 AM
A marriage dream...
I'd ask what I was wearing

X_xWolverinEx_X
10-08-2014, 03:24 AM
Haha well it's 11:40 for you so you should be getting back to class, second uncle once removed on my father's side.

in the middle class its 1:23 here . got a crt(teacher broke his leg) so no one does stuff and i just got back from school holidays so there isn't any work only read a powerpoint and some pdf file and that's it

SpiritOfNevaeh
10-08-2014, 03:24 AM
i wouldn't care i would if it was sexual

You should have been here when she asked the question: if you found out someone capped to you, would you be disgusted or flattered?


what if it was a marriage dream?

@humble

aawwww <3

also i did the tweet like you said

i confessed :rolleyes:

Haha, yes. Feels good, doesnt it? :rolleyes:

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 03:25 AM
did I ask that in this thread?

what was I on?

and how the heck was my wrist not slapped for that?

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 03:25 AM
Depends on the person and dream itself really...

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 03:26 AM
in the middle class its 1:23 here . got a crt(teacher broke his leg) so no one does stuff and i just got back from school holidays so there isn't any work only read a powerpoint and some pdf file and that's it

So daylight savings has finally started for you?

@Mayo

Maybe you should make the questions a little more ambiguous/vague :nonchalance:

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 03:27 AM
You should have been here when she asked the question: if you found out someone capped to you, would you be disgusted or flattered?

hsvshbbdqgscdksnsbhqvdj WHAT!?


Was that before I even came on these forums?

X_xWolverinEx_X
10-08-2014, 03:27 AM
So daylight savings has finally started for you?

yeah 3 days ago

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 03:30 AM
How about a nice, placid question

What would your weapon of choice be in a zombie apocalypse?
Timeless question!

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 03:30 AM
@humble

more like nervous someone might tag it as some joke

@nami

i asked that like 2 days ago

@kiwi

iPad

dont know how its a weapon

but Darby needed it in my zombie dream so I'm sticking with it

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 03:31 AM
An iPad could control robot sentry guns I suppose :P

X_xWolverinEx_X
10-08-2014, 03:33 AM
How about a nice, placid question

What would your weapon of choice be in a zombie apocalypse?
Timeless question!

hidden blades and tomahawk plus bow for hunting

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 03:34 AM
in reality probably a sniper rifle.

I like safe distances and I've shot before.

I'm a good aim

ironically im terribad at FPS

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 03:35 AM
@nami

i asked that like 2 days ago

Huh, really? I be here everyday too...must have passed me.

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 03:36 AM
I dont remember

a couple days back I was totally out of it and was posting absolute nonsense.

...

well, more nonsense than usual

pretty sure i made this sig when i was in that nonsensical trance

Ureh
10-08-2014, 03:37 AM
Probably a crossbow.

Wolfmeister1010
10-08-2014, 03:38 AM
How about a nice, placid question

What would your weapon of choice be in a zombie apocalypse?
Timeless question!

A small-medium hatchet on my waist, a machete on my back.

I have thought about this a LOT ;p

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 03:42 AM
I'd try to have fun with it

I'd choose a sickle
A couple of daggers
As for ranged weapons, I'd just team up with Mayo
Hopefully she is good enough so that no zombies come near me and I can just relax... ;)

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 03:43 AM
Dang it wolf you had to ask Senpai a question.

Now I have to wait another month.

*childish groan*

@kiwi

Mother knows best :rolleyes:

Wolfmeister1010
10-08-2014, 03:46 AM
Dang it wolf you had to ask Senpai a question.

Now I have to wait another month.

*childish groan*

@kiwi

Mother knows best :rolleyes:

Oh please, I really wanted to ask like what platform did you play on?? PC??? HOW IS PC PORT

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 03:48 AM
*folds arms*

and he said its his off season. I have to wait a whole season before I ask. Hnghhhhhhh

Wolfmeister1010
10-08-2014, 03:50 AM
So what is my fault exactly lol

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 03:52 AM
its ur fault because I said so

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me1a0ueKQj1qecbqfo1_400.gif

also u r not in our family tree I just realized.

wanna join?

Xstantin
10-08-2014, 03:57 AM
I'd try to have fun with it

I'd choose a sickle
A couple of daggers
As for ranged weapons, I'd just team up with Mayo
Hopefully she is good enough so that no zombies come near me and I can just relax... ;)

After TLOU I think a kukri is awesome

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 03:59 AM
Two swords
Two Guns
Two Trucks

And a hideout... :)

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 04:01 AM
its ur fault because I said so

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me1a0ueKQj1qecbqfo1_400.gif

also u r not in our family tree I just realized.

wanna join?

Ehhhh I can't be bothered editing it a billionth time haha
You guys can if you want


After TLOU I think a kukri is awesome

They were quite awesome in Uncharted too
They might have to be my daggers...

JustPlainQuirky
10-08-2014, 04:02 AM
a silencer + sniper rifle + crowbar would work fine for me.

Namikaze_17
10-08-2014, 04:05 AM
Or I always could establish a large group of guys with exceptional skills to only get killed by one man and a little girl... :rolleyes:

The_Kiwi_
10-08-2014, 04:36 AM
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-08/12/16/enhanced/webdr02/anigif_enhanced-22879-1407875315-1.gif

I-Like-Pie45
10-08-2014, 04:59 AM
MAAAYRICE FAAAAAMILY

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-X6AByPo3GuU/UtaJUPx1RbI/AAAAAAAB1LA/3oTBYlQqu_c/s1600/-015+copy.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aX1w-jSb0_s/UtaJUQ8MxtI/AAAAAAAB1Lc/s98ioWm0ZhM/s1600/-016+copy.jpg

X_xWolverinEx_X
10-08-2014, 06:00 AM
http://6abc.com/health/why-29-year-old-brittany-maynard-is-choosing-to-end-her-life/340551/ this is very sad :.(............

rrebe
10-08-2014, 07:17 AM
Now that you have a family tree established, you guys need a big happy family photo to go with it :rolleyes:


http://6abc.com/health/why-29-year-old-brittany-maynard-is-choosing-to-end-her-life/340551/ this is very sad :.(............

oh that's awful :(

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m84ob6wd0Y1qc82mmo1_250.gif


How about a nice, placid question

What would your weapon of choice be in a zombie apocalypse?
Timeless question!

A sharp sword would be nice.. or maybe not, I think I need to grow some muscles first. :I

Ok, besides some wits, a big sharp knife/sword and a pistol/some other gun with a silencer should be adequate. Stealth is the way to go whenever possible.