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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:30 PM
...I would trade it with my wife!

hehehehe

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:30 PM
...I would trade it with my wife!

hehehehe

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:35 PM
Would install CFS3!! :-0



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Message Edited on 07/30/0308:36AM by lbhskier37

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:38 PM
...I will never *buy* a UBI product *EVER* again! (no kidding, unless I see some drastic changes in their policy towards their customers).

fluke39
07-30-2003, 02:39 PM
"I'm so mad about the new patch that... i might make constant inane posts badgering UBI until they release a half finished patch with more bugs than the original game."

(please note - i am not making reference to this post zen - but the countless other ones which fit this description /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif )

edit- unless this post does fit that description - i'm not sure !
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Message Edited on 07/30/0301:41PM by fluke39

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:40 PM
Zen_Fighter wrote:
- ...I would trade it with my wife!
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- hehehehe

What's she look like?



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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:55 PM
""""""""I'm so mad about the new patch that... i might make constant inane posts badgering UBI until they release a half finished patch with more bugs than the original game."

(please note - i am not making reference to this post zen - but the countless other ones which fit this description ) """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Hey Fluke,
I only want to get the funniest replies, cause I see all this madness about the new patch :-)

(and I'm pretty sure that as soon as it gets out, people will ask for more and whine about this one!)

Ahhhhh,
And my wife is like this:
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michapma
07-30-2003, 02:57 PM
...I'll download it and apply it when it's made available. I'm just mad about that patch!

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 03:05 PM
If you are never going to BUY a UBI product EVER again, are you still going to DOWNLOAD the FREE patch?

Just wondering?


Fresshness wrote:
- ...I will never *buy* a UBI product *EVER* again!
- (no kidding, unless I see some drastic changes in
- their policy towards their customers).
-
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fluke39
07-30-2003, 03:05 PM
Zen_Fighter wrote:

- Hey Fluke,
- I only want to get the funniest replies, cause I see
- all this madness about the new patch :-)


OK


- (and I'm pretty sure that as soon as it gets out,
- people will ask for more and whine about this one!)

Yep you're right about that

- Ahhhhh,
- And my wife is like this:
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hehehe /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

eh? she looked different a minute ago - did she go on a diet? - looks like all her weight moved off her belly and on to her thighs !! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 03:07 PM
Zen_Fighter wrote:

- And my wife is like this:
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Good one! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif



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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 03:12 PM
I thought Fluke's reply was the funniest so far.


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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 03:19 PM
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Mad about the patch,
it's pretty funny, but I'm mad about the patch,
it has a gay appeal that makes me feel
there may be something sad about the patch,

walking down the street,
eyes look out at me from people that I meet,
I can't believe it's true, but when I'm blue,
in some strange way I'm glad about the patch,

I'm hardly sentimental,
love isn't so sublime,
I have to pay my rental,
and I can't afford to waste much time,

if I could employ
a little magic that would finally destroy
this dream that pains me and enchains me,
but I can't, because I'm mad about the patch,

I'm hardly sentimental,
love isn't so sublime,
I have to pay my rental,
and I can't afford to waste much time,

if I could employ
a little magic that would finally destroy
this dream that pains me and enchains me,
but I can't, because I'm mad about the patch,


mad about the patch,
mad about the patch.

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 03:42 PM
Fresshness wrote:
- ...I will never *buy* a UBI product *EVER* again!
- (no kidding, unless I see some drastic changes in
- their policy towards their customers).
-

LOL that is the reason why i came to UBI



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