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leet_haxxor
02-29-2004, 06:47 AM
Ok haer is teh leet ultimate plaen i figurard ot if soeemone maed dis plaen tehn it wod pwn

1: teh 50.cals of the p51 ( they pwn)
2: teh engiens of Me-262 (very fast LOL)
3: teh leet paper-armor of yak (its teh s3x)
4: teh turnrate of i153 ( its leik LOL)
5: teh climbrate of bf109 (OMG)
6: teh leet-aim gunner of il2
7: teh speed wehr it doesnt loese wings etc of me-262
8: aend maybe teh big bomb bay of PE-8 (rofl Fab-5000)

k thx, wot do you tink?

leet_haxxor
02-29-2004, 06:47 AM
Ok haer is teh leet ultimate plaen i figurard ot if soeemone maed dis plaen tehn it wod pwn

1: teh 50.cals of the p51 ( they pwn)
2: teh engiens of Me-262 (very fast LOL)
3: teh leet paper-armor of yak (its teh s3x)
4: teh turnrate of i153 ( its leik LOL)
5: teh climbrate of bf109 (OMG)
6: teh leet-aim gunner of il2
7: teh speed wehr it doesnt loese wings etc of me-262
8: aend maybe teh big bomb bay of PE-8 (rofl Fab-5000)

k thx, wot do you tink?

oFZo
02-29-2004, 06:52 AM
taht r0xx0rs my b0xx0rs!!!!1!!!!1!

-oFZo

Eurotroll

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leet_haxxor
02-29-2004, 06:55 AM
Yeas wodent it? cuz wit teh armor of yak its invournable and teh .50 cael guns it wod s3x all plaens aned if it caen turn leik i153 nooen caen hit it aned wit speed of 262 (even tho tehy n00bs suxxed it in teh patchors) it wod fly away from tehm all. aend if it got dat FAB-5000 bomb it cod pwn a city LOLOLOLOLOL

La7_BLitz
02-29-2004, 07:05 AM
dat w00d pwn !11!!one

leet_haxxor
02-29-2004, 07:11 AM
yeasses oer yuo cod add someting moer to dis monstar plaen, leik a tiger-tnak canon lOL but in dat case you wod need leik a tiny japanese to sitt behind teh canon aned reload it ROFL rolf maen it wod s3x to taek out flyng fortrassos wit it oer pwning tnaks on teh groend, imaegin a plaen shooting tiger tnak rounds roflololol it wod certainly r0xx0r yuor b0xx0rs LOL

st3v3_pwnage
02-29-2004, 07:11 AM
ROTFLMAOLOLOL!!!1111ONEe1111^%$!11111

U T3H NUBZ0RZ LOL U TRY TOO SP3LLZZ LIKE MEH BUT U KENT U JUST T3H NUB DUNT TRY TO TALK LIKE UZZZ BECUZZ U WILL FAIL U NUBZ0R LOLOL U JUST A SMALL NUB WHO KENT BE K3WLLZZZZ LIKE US LMFAO!!!1111oneone

ROTLFLOLOLOL!!!1111*&!1111

st3v3_pwnage
02-29-2004, 07:12 AM
PWND.

leet_haxxor
02-29-2004, 07:14 AM
STFU YU0 n00b l33t-wannabe I R TEH S3x REMEMBAR DAT AEND I Deoent NEed yuor SUK n00b-sp34k youst poest yuor commants about meh l33t-spl33n plaen
k
thx?


n00b2k

leet_haxxor
02-29-2004, 07:16 AM
s3xx0red ROFLOL!OLOL!OL"OL KIKI

Cajun76
02-29-2004, 07:16 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by leet_haxxor:
Ok haer is teh leet ultimate plaen i figurard ot if soeemone maed dis plaen tehn it wod pwn

1: teh 50.cals of the p51 ( they pwn)
2: teh engiens of Me-262 (very fast LOL)
3: teh leet paper-armor of yak (its teh s3x)
4: teh turnrate of i153 ( its leik LOL)
5: teh climbrate of bf109 (OMG)
6: teh leet-aim gunner of il2
7: teh speed wehr it doesnt loese wings etc of me-262
8: aend maybe teh big bomb bay of PE-8 (rofl Fab-5000)

k thx, wot do you tink?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Cool, a fellow country boy! I just haven't learned how to translate the ignorant way I speak sometimes into a typable format, but you seem to have it mastered. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif wot do i tink? I think my Jug could wax it. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/mockface.gif

Good hunting,
Cajun76

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st3v3_pwnage
02-29-2004, 07:17 AM
ROTFLMAO WTF U SUCKZZ U NUBZPANBTS LOL I TEH OR1G1NAL CS L337 D3WD U JUST TEH NUBIE!111 LMFAO!1111oneone

Red_Storm
02-29-2004, 07:20 AM
Not to discredit you leet haxxor, but st3v3 seems to be much better at this l337 sp34k than you are.

Fenna
02-29-2004, 07:22 AM
Yes Redstorm, but that's because you're St3v3 aswell http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Red_Storm
02-29-2004, 07:30 AM
You betrayed me. You're so cheap Fenna! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Fenna
02-29-2004, 07:32 AM
That's why you use me so often (H).

JHAT__
02-29-2004, 07:32 AM
Yeah, Steve 3 seems to type better LEET indeed... he uses number as well, that shows a very advanced way of leet speaking.... sure...

we are all noobs.. we didn t quit school when we were kids so we still know how to type and spell... we haven t learned this l33t way to type yet... damn!

leet_haxxor
02-29-2004, 07:41 AM
y wn47 70 z3 z03|\/| 03|= |\/\3|-| 1337 $|&gt;34|&lt; z|&lt;1||z y00 \/\/4|\||\|4|83-|\|00|B 47|3457 | r |\|0 |43|\/| FAKENICKER. why r yuo leik n0t teh geiv teh commaents ofe meh l33t-pl43n in573ad of treying to de-l33t m3h? yu0 t3h big44s7 |\|00b 0|= |D1z |=0r3m LOL

s3xx3d2k

Red_Storm
02-29-2004, 07:49 AM
If you knew only a little about "l337-sp34k", you would've known that that is not the way to do it. L337 sp34k is a way to type faster, while looking cool by using loads of letters. Don't think I won't be able to read |\/| or something, I can. But that's not the way to l337-sp34k. Always use capital letters too. It makes your message more convincing and it will pass as a troll message better than when you just use normal letters. Use as many numbers as you possibly can too, but not too many. Never use these kinds of letters "|\|, |\/|" etc. a real l337-sp34ker would never use those either.

Fenna
02-29-2004, 07:51 AM
Speaking from experience?

Do you have eyes? You're a small hen.

neeh_noh
02-29-2004, 08:02 AM
teh ultim8 plaen iz da ............daddadadada DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM................................ .......................F18

http://www.airwar.ru/photo/f18/small/f18-2.jpg

Platypus_1.JaVA
02-29-2004, 08:11 AM
This thread proves that drinking and posting won't go together

1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge,
ye shall be judged: and with what
measure ye mete, it shall be measured
to you again.

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leet_haxxor
02-29-2004, 09:51 AM
STFU YUO RETARTED R3STROM FUXX Y I R NEVAR SAK FOER YUROR OOPIINIION ABOT MEHN LNAGUAGE SO SFTUF PLEASES JUST ANSWOR MEH QUESTIN IS DIS PLERN L333T OR WHT?

Vladimir_No2
02-29-2004, 10:09 AM
What the devil?

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leet_haxxor
02-29-2004, 03:44 PM
nubs......

Red_Storm
02-29-2004, 04:00 PM
See? You started writing in caps and all of a sudden you got my attention. See how well it works? Now just use a few more numbers and you're all set. Also, ending sentences with "!!!!!111oneone" always gives a better tone to your "l337-sp34k". You might want to try that. NEVER, I mean NEVER leave out the "oneone" after the "!!!!111", it is of the utmost importance to give that final boost of humour to the people reading your message. You're getting the hang of this troll thing quite rapidly I must say.

Oh, also never use "nub". Always use "N3WB" or "N00B".

Kamikaze_Gibbon
02-29-2004, 04:26 PM
OMG! Alcohol plus this random gibberish really does my head in http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Cajun76
02-29-2004, 05:10 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by leet_haxxor:
STFU YUO RETARTED R3STROM FUXX Y I R NEVAR SAK FOER YUROR OOPIINIION ABOT MEHN LNAGUAGE SO SFTUF PLEASES JUST ANSWOR MEH QUESTIN IS DIS PLERN L333T OR WHT?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

To answer your spoken question: No

To answer your unspoken question: Yes, your proving 1337 SP34K is the new language of the ignorant cyber redneck nerd. There's nothing wrong with being a redneck, though. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Edit: No offense meant to you, Red_Storm. !!!!!111oneone http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Edit2: Now you too can talk like a grade school early dropout. Only $19.95 + shipping. ORDER NOW!
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Good hunting,
Cajun76

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[This message was edited by Cajun76 on Sun February 29 2004 at 04:22 PM.]

[This message was edited by Cajun76 on Sun February 29 2004 at 05:40 PM.]

ajafoofoo
02-29-2004, 09:20 PM
Anyone who plays CS (when much better games are out) does sniff too much glue.

WUAF_Badsight
02-29-2004, 09:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by leet_haxxor:


1: teh 50.cals of the p51 ( they pwn)

k thx, wot do you tink?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

gimme them in the wings & a Mk103 in teh nose & you got a deal buddy

CARBONFREEZE
03-01-2004, 03:41 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by leet_haxxor:
Ok haer is teh leet ultimate plaen i figurard ot if soeemone maed dis plaen tehn it wod pwn

1: teh 50.cals of the p51 ( they pwn)
2: teh engiens of Me-262 (very fast LOL)
3: teh leet paper-armor of yak (its teh s3x)
4: teh turnrate of i153 ( its leik LOL)
5: teh climbrate of bf109 (OMG)
6: teh leet-aim gunner of il2
7: teh speed wehr it doesnt loese wings etc of me-262
8: aend maybe teh big bomb bay of PE-8 (rofl Fab-5000)

k thx, wot do you tink?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do us a favor, commit suicide now and not later, save us the pain of having to read your stupid posts.

Here is a good place to get started (http://maddox.xmission.com/suicide.html)

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German aircraft require ten times that skill, and one hundred times the patience!

If guns are responsible for crime, my keyboard must be responsible for my spelling!

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Cajun76
03-01-2004, 04:26 AM
Lol! The sounds like the best dang website in the universe to me! #4 and #8 crack me up the most. I find that site hilarious, especially the hate mail. Supposedly it's the enlightened, free thinking crowd writing in, and they just show that thing that cushions the end of their alimentary canal, every time. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif People take him, and themeselves, way too seriously.

Good hunting,
Cajun76

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pourshot
03-01-2004, 04:32 AM
Ah crap my brain exploded trying to read all that 1337 leet garbage http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/crazy.gif

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Dunkelgrun
03-01-2004, 05:19 AM
'How do you think it's going?
'Mmmm, so-so.
'Hey, you have the same trouble with your trousers that I do.
'Yes.

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leet_haxxor
03-01-2004, 09:30 AM
y i r igeonr teh suk0rs inselting meh, abot thar mk108 ROFLMAO it r suk2krofl in il-2 teh 50cal pwnz thar plaen in 2 secands if y r not a yak-1337 ROLF

Chuck_Older
03-01-2004, 10:33 AM
Yes, yes indeed, roll on the laughing floor, by all means http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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crazyivan1970
03-01-2004, 10:41 AM
This guy sounds a lot like Pdog.. you know.. the 123 one. Those who`s in the Hyperlobby on regular bases know what i am talking about http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

V!
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ElektroFredrik
03-01-2004, 11:36 AM
leet_haxxor = poop
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Taylortony
03-01-2004, 02:08 PM
You know not everyone uses English as their first language and I just feel sorry for you to ridicule someone because their English is not as clear as yours.
I would like to see you speak in his language,If he was not trying to get his point across i would of asked the mods to lock this.............. end of the day to drive people away who are asking a question or putting a point across, which the continual ****ging off may do is counter productive. The more players we have the better..

Cragger
03-01-2004, 02:25 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Taylortony:
You know not everyone uses English as their first language and I just feel sorry for you to ridicule someone because their English is not as clear as yours.
I would like to see you speak in his language,If he was not trying to get his point across i would of asked the mods to lock this.............. end of the day to drive people away who are asking a question or putting a point across, which the continual ****ging off may do is counter productive. The more players we have the better..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What are you smoking and where can I get some? This was spam to begin with not a problem with English. He/it meant to write in that fashion in some sad form of 1337-sp34k.

http://redspar.com/redrogue/cragger_sig.png

Chuck_Older
03-01-2004, 02:59 PM
TaylorT-

Sad but true, this is a 'cool-dude' language. He speaks English, make no mistake. He just refuses to TYPE in it http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/1241.gif

hey look, new smileys!

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Bremspropeller
03-01-2004, 03:02 PM
Cragger, your sig shows one of the coolest a/c by that time...F-20 TIGERSHARK.... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/11.gif

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leet_haxxor
03-01-2004, 03:25 PM
y i r uber l33t rofl whey art thou complaein meh sp34k? n00bs y dis plaen is l33t1337k

steve_v
03-01-2004, 03:28 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by leet_haxxor:
y i r uber l33t rofl whey art thou complaein meh sp34k? n00bs y dis plaen is l33t1337k<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>http://www.geocities.com/g8tr45/hissyfit.txt

Chuck_Older
03-01-2004, 03:31 PM
Buh buh buh buh buh buh buh-buh bau mau, muh muh muh mau, muh huh muh muh muh mau-mau, muh muh muh mau, don't you know, about the Bird? Well, everybody knows that the Bird is the word! Gabba Gabba hey, De doo doo doo, dee da da da, Hey, Ho. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

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Korolov
03-01-2004, 03:40 PM
y0u 1337 f01k$ n33d t0 g37 @ 1if3.

Sorry, I couldn't resist. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/351.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/53.gif

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Kamikaze_Gibbon
03-01-2004, 03:53 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Korolov:
y0u 1337 f01k$ n33d t0 g37 @ 1if3.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I couldn't agree more, but surely this would be more appropriate:

%05 #337 0#|{$ |\|33P 70 937 4 #13 http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/35.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/52.gif

leet_haxxor
03-01-2004, 04:09 PM
FFs stufu n00b00s0s0 y i r0x0x0r yu0 nan4f yuop n00bw dat!

Vladimir_No2
03-01-2004, 04:45 PM
Not only is your "English" poor, but your language is quite rude. Perhaps you could stop using such offensive language so their is a chance that you will be taken seriously.

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Jirozaemon
03-01-2004, 04:50 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>

"Engage the enemy more closely" -Rear Admiral Cradock

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I guess this is from "famous last words", isn`t it ?

Regards

Jiro

leet_haxxor
03-02-2004, 04:12 PM
Y ENELEISH PPOORR ROFL YUO UN-l33t n00b ir SP#¤K THAR L33t r0floo00opoooolllol ir s3x yu0 4ll in 3v3eryting i r t3h über l337


k thanaks

Willthisnamedo
03-03-2004, 01:36 AM
Qwertyuiop, asd fgh jkl: zxcv bnm,.