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Shahkulu101
08-27-2013, 07:18 PM
Conner is so silly
Such a silly billy
He ignited the revolution by killing John pitty
Then George washy burned his village, it was all his fault
I'd like to throw him out onto hot asphalt

silvermercy
08-27-2013, 07:35 PM
Grammy-worthy! :p

Shahkulu101
08-27-2013, 07:40 PM
Grammy-worthy! :p

Indeed but in all seriousness, even though I like Connor and there aren't words to describe your very own affection for him, don't you think he was rather silly?

pirate1802
08-27-2013, 07:42 PM
I didn't even laugh

silvermercy
08-27-2013, 07:42 PM
Indeed but in all seriousness, even though I like Connor and there aren't words to describe your very own affection for him, don't you think he was rather silly?
Hmm... Nah.
OK, maybe a bit naive. But not silly.

Shahkulu101
08-27-2013, 07:48 PM
I didn't even laugh

Then the 30 seconds spent conjuring this song mean nothing and my heart is shattered. This place was quiet and in need of life.

Shahkulu101
08-27-2013, 07:51 PM
Hmm... Nah.
OK, maybe a bit naive. But not silly.

Eh...whatever it was, naďveté, silliness -- it's still his fault for killing Pitcairn and starting the revolution and in turn partially his fault, I liked this plot and the twists with it but my point still stands. Connor is silly.

Shahkulu101
08-27-2013, 07:53 PM
I didn't even laugh

I respect you, know I am not like jack-reacher and will not make this a habit. I could not stop the lyrics playing in my own head -- up until I made this thread. I am truly sorry.

lothario-da-be
08-27-2013, 07:58 PM
This was not funny at all.

Sigv4rd
08-27-2013, 08:01 PM
Oh Altair the man of in white
Hero of the Assassin's fight
You wield your blade for the creed....
Oh why oh why did Ezio get 3 games
And you got two & 1/2...
Oh why oh why did Ezio get 3 games
And you got two & 1/2...
Oh why oh why did Ezio get 3 games
And you got two & 1/2...
Oh well screw it give me a Shao Jun game or a Connor sequel!

Shahkulu101
08-27-2013, 08:10 PM
This was not funny at all.

Where did you get the idea it was meant to be, I'm being serious. The lyrics hark back to Connor's perfect, idyllic life as a child then brazenly whip forward to the crushing disappointment we see on his face as slaves are auctioned off in the final epilogue scene.

lothario-da-be
08-27-2013, 08:15 PM
Where did you get the idea it was meant to be, I'm being serious. The lyrics hark back to Connor's perfect, idyllic life as a child the brazenly whip forward to the crushing disappointment we see on his face as slaves are auctioned off in the final epilogue scene.
Whatever you want.

Shahkulu101
08-27-2013, 08:19 PM
Whatever you want.

I'm sorry. I assure you you'll get that 2 minutes of your life back.

Out of curiosity; where have you been lately Lothario-Da-Be?

silvermercy
08-27-2013, 08:19 PM
Oh Altair the man of in white
Hero of the Assassin's fight
You wield your blade for the creed....
Oh why oh why did Ezio get 3 games
And you got two & 1/2...
Oh why oh why did Ezio get 3 games
And you got two & 1/2...
Oh why oh why did Ezio get 3 games
And you got two & 1/2...
Oh well screw it give me a Shao Jun game or a Connor sequel!
LOL I will actually give the Grammy to you! :D

Shahkulu101
08-27-2013, 08:21 PM
LOL I will actually give the Grammy to you! :D

:( You destroy my livelihood Silver.

silvermercy
08-27-2013, 08:24 PM
:( You destroy my livelihood Silver.
The Grammy panel is a cruel panel. ^^ It shows NO mercy.

Shahkulu101
08-27-2013, 08:32 PM
The Grammy panel is a cruel panel. ^^ It shows NO mercy.

Then your name is fitting, for you are a merciless witch.

silvermercy
08-27-2013, 08:35 PM
Then your name is fitting, for you are a merciless witch.
But a SILVER one!

Jexx21
08-27-2013, 08:42 PM
wrote a huge post about Connor defending his actions in the game, but I may have failed to address issues about him assassination Pitcairn.

He pretty much assassinated Pitcairn because he was a Templar and was on the side of the British and Achilles persuaded him that they were essentially the same thing.

http://i44.tinypic.com/mvjgwz.png

Sigv4rd
08-27-2013, 08:45 PM
LOL I will actually give the Grammy to you! :D

Cesare I heard him say,
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
http://www.gogaminggiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cesare2.jpg

Spider_Sith9
08-27-2013, 10:16 PM
Conner is so silly
Such a silly billy
He ignited the revolution by killing John pitty
Then George washy burned his village, it was all his fault
I'd like to throw him out onto hot asphalt

Well to be fair, did get the chance to beat the living apples out of Washy (literally) in TOKW


Oh Altair the man of in white
Hero of the Assassin's fight
You wield your blade for the creed....
Oh why oh why did Ezio get 3 games
And you got two & 1/2...
Oh why oh why did Ezio get 3 games
And you got two & 1/2...
Oh why oh why did Ezio get 3 games
And you got two & 1/2...
Oh well screw it give me a Shao Jun game or a Connor sequel!

That and Investigations! ;) It's allowed in Modern Day but not the main game.


Cesare I heard him say,
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
Give me the apple! It's mine, not yours! I want the apple!
http://www.gogaminggiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cesare2.jpg

Hated Cesare.

Wolfmeister1010
08-27-2013, 10:35 PM
Well to be fair, did get the chance to beat the living apples out of Washy (literally) in TOKW



That and Investigations! ;) It's allowed in Modern Day but not the main game.



Hated Cesare.

"Give me the apple!"
"Am I hurting you?"
"A wise decision my sister."

Sigv4rd
08-27-2013, 11:00 PM
Some where in a science lab there is a crazed fangirl...
She tries to make a clone of a shirtless video game character,
Someday she will succeed and Connor speak the creed to the people of the world...
But allas a great emptiness will fill Connor's heart, when he realizes there is something missing
Oh Charles Lee, Oh Charles Lee How Connor will miss thee...
Oh Charles Lee, Oh Charles Lee How Connor will miss thee...
Oh Charles Lee, Oh Charles Lee How Connor will miss theeeeeee...
Once the fangirl has completed her science plot...
I would hope that she would make a Shao Jun & a Aveline de Grandpre clone for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. .

Also

What will we do with the drunken Assassin
What will we do with the drunken Assassin
What will we do with the drunken Assassin
In the early 18th century
Way hey and up the creed rises
Way hey and up the creed rises
Way hey and up the creed rises
In the early 18th century
Stuff Templars in a sack and throw them over
Stuff Templars in a sack and throw them over
Stuff Templars in a sack and throw them over
In the early 18th century
Feed Edward to the hungry fangirls on Tumblr
Feed Edward to the hungry fangirls on Tumblr
Feed Edward to the hungry fangirls on Tumblr
In the early 18th century
Way hey and up Edward rises
Way hey and up Edward rises
Way hey and up Edward rises
In the early 18th century
Shoot a guard through the heart with a loaded pistol 4x
Shoot a guard through the heart with a loaded pistol 4x
Shoot a guard through the heart with a loaded pistol 4x
In the early 18th century
Stab his throat with dual hidden blades
Stab his throat with dual hidden blades
Stab his throat with dual hidden blades
In the early 18th century
Way hey and the rum is gone
Way hey and the rum is gone
Way hey and the rum is gone
In the early 18th century
:)

silvermercy
08-27-2013, 11:04 PM
Some where in a science lab there is a crazed fangirl...
She tries to make a clone of a shirtless video game character,
Someday she will succeed and Connor speak the creed to the people of the world...
But allas a great emptiness will fill Connor's heart, when he realizes there is something missing
Oh Charles Lee, Oh Charles Lee How Connor will miss thee...
Oh Charles Lee, Oh Charles Lee How Connor will miss thee...
Oh Charles Lee, Oh Charles Lee How Connor will miss theeeeeee...
Once the fangirl has completed her science plot...
I would hope that she would make a Shao Jun & a Aveline de Grandpre clone for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. .

Also

What will we do with the drunken Assassin
What will we do with the drunken Assassin
What will we do with the drunken Assassin
In the early 18th century
Way hey and up the creed rises
Way hey and up the creed rises
Way hey and up the creed rises
In the early 18th century
Stuff Templars in a sack and throw them over
Stuff Templars in a sack and throw them over
Stuff Templars in a sack and throw them over
In the early 18th century
Feed Edward to the hungry fangirls on Tumblr
Feed Edward to the hungry fangirls on Tumblr
Feed Edward to the hungry fangirls on Tumblr
:)

Another masterpiece!! :D I have tearz in me eyez now! What is dis heavenly song called?
"Ode to the fangirls?" I hope you can release club remixes, too!!!!

Sigv4rd
08-27-2013, 11:07 PM
Another masterpiece!! :D I have tearz in me eyez now! What is dis heavenly song called?
"Ode to the fangirls?" I hope you can release club remixes, too!!!!

I call it:
Give me Lee! A Love Story!

adventurewomen
08-27-2013, 11:09 PM
Gangsta Ratonhnaké:ton/Connor says:

http://i.imgur.com/tViSv2B.jpg
He's got so much SWAG I'm in Love DAYUM!! <3 *faints* ;)

silvermercy
08-27-2013, 11:12 PM
hahahaha!!! ^ I had seen this before and I LOL every time!! :D

Connor in Da Club! "Hey, Charlie, it's your birthday!"

Then he err.. kills Charlie... (no more birthdays...)

pacmanate
08-27-2013, 11:23 PM
Gangsta Ratonhnaké:ton/Connor says:

http://i.imgur.com/tViSv2B.jpg
He's got so much SWAG I'm in Love DAYUM!! <3 *faints* ;)

Good. Freaking. Lord.

I am done.

Shahkulu101
08-27-2013, 11:23 PM
Gangsta Ratonhnaké:ton/Connor says:

http://i.imgur.com/tViSv2B.jpg
He's got so much SWAG I'm in Love DAYUM!! <3 *faints* ;)

Except Connor wouldn't be cool enough to say that though he be like " Are you irked or irritated my brother?"

silvermercy
08-27-2013, 11:30 PM
Except Connor wouldn't be cool enough to say that though he be like " Are you irked or irritated my brother?"

Wearing something like this?

http://31.media.tumblr.com/1bc860244b8c88d2f39cb84efc44f9e4/tumblr_mifs7npLS31s1s29mo1_500.png

TheHumanTowel
08-27-2013, 11:30 PM
Good. Freaking. Lord.

I am done.
Right there with you. Smh
http://i.imgur.com/KBNcZ.gif

Shahkulu101
08-27-2013, 11:34 PM
It's funny because they're actually rather intelligent and then are overcome by Connor's hypnotic spell. Got to say Adventurewoman I did laugh at your post -- laughed AT you!

adventurewomen
08-27-2013, 11:34 PM
Silver you and I we are Connor's SHAWTY's!! ;)


Right there with you. Smh

Just for good measure, Ima post up the pic here on this page:

Ratonhnaké:ton/Connor asks again:
http://i.imgur.com/tViSv2B.jpg

In the 21st Century Connor does say this! ;)

VitaminsXYZ
08-27-2013, 11:39 PM
^Interesting how most people get annoyed by stuff like that, when in fact it's really all tongue-in-cheek. Tumblr doesn't even take itself seriously. The more half-***ed a graphic is, the better.


Where did you get the idea it was meant to be, I'm being serious. The lyrics hark back to Connor's perfect, idyllic life as a child then brazenly whip forward to the crushing disappointment we see on his face as slaves are auctioned off in the final epilogue scene.

Which was the point though, wasn't it? He starts off idealistic, then becomes incredibly jaded by the end.

silvermercy
08-27-2013, 11:42 PM
^Interesting how most people get annoyed by stuff like that, when in fact it's really all tongue-in-cheek. Tumblr doesn't even take itself seriously. The more half-***ed a graphic is, the better. .
Yup! That's what we've been wondering ourselves. LOL Tumblr laughs at itself and that's why 'it' has the most fun. ;) We iz happeh peoplez!

adventurewomen
08-27-2013, 11:44 PM
If Y'all haven't seen this then where were you? xD


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9ZgUllrXBs

Shahkulu101
08-27-2013, 11:46 PM
^Interesting how most people get annoyed by stuff like that, when in fact it's really all tongue-in-cheek. Tumblr doesn't even take itself seriously. The more half-***ed a graphic is, the better.



Which was the point though, wasn't it? He starts off idealistic, then becomes incredibly jaded by the end.
And my song perfectly reflected that...look deeper.

silvermercy
08-27-2013, 11:47 PM
lol These lyrics always get me: "killed my father and shaved my hair"

Shahkulu101
08-27-2013, 11:47 PM
If Y'all haven't seen this then where were you? xD


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9ZgUllrXBs

28 seconds. I lasted 28 seconds :l

silvermercy
08-27-2013, 11:49 PM
28 seconds. I lasted 28 seconds :l

That's what she said...? :eek:

(shame tho, u missed the best parts)

Shahkulu101
08-27-2013, 11:52 PM
That's what she said...? :eek:

(shame tho, u missed the best parts)

You're awfull witty aren't you? :)
nah, 'tis brimming with queso.

adventurewomen
08-27-2013, 11:53 PM
That's what she said...? :eek:

(shame tho, u missed the best parts)
Exactly, DAYUM!

This Fresh Prince of the Brotherhood and that U Mad Bro gif is my Go To's to fight off the haters!

I stand by Ratonhnhaké:ton/Connor no matter what IJDGAF*** about haters/naysayers! :D

silvermercy
08-27-2013, 11:54 PM
You're awfull witty aren't you? :)
nah, 'tis brimming with queso.
Me likes cheese.

silvermercy
08-27-2013, 11:55 PM
Exactly, DAYUM!

This Fresh Prince of the Brotherhood and that U Mad Bro gif is my Go To's to fight off the haters!

I stand by Ratonhnhaké:ton/Connor no matter what IJDGAF about haters/naysayers! :D
True! Troooo!!!

:D

Oh yes, DAYUM GURL! (lol this is our catchphrase now, isn't it? hahaha!)

Shahkulu101
08-27-2013, 11:59 PM
Exactly, DAYUM!

This Fresh Prince of the Brotherhood and that U Mad Bro gif is my Go To's to fight off the haters!

I stand by Ratonhnhaké:ton/Connor no matter what IJDGAF*** about haters/naysayers! :D

But I like Connor :( Ain't hatin 'GURL'. Too much though, too much. But hey-ho do whatever you want. ;)

adventurewomen
08-28-2013, 12:05 AM
True! Troooo!!!

:D

Oh yes, DAYUM GURL! (lol this is our catchphrase now, isn't it? hahaha!)
Uh Huh you know that's right GURL ain't it just! DAYUM because we both know the reason! :D


But I like Connor :( Ain't hatin 'GURL'. Too much though, too much. But hey-ho do whatever you want. ;)
>_>

Better not be, Ima love Ratonhnhaké:don/Connor FINE ***! DAYUM.

Shahkulu101
08-28-2013, 12:08 AM
:( :eek::confused::nonchalance: All this

Spider_Sith9
08-28-2013, 12:37 AM
Gangsta Ratonhnaké:ton/Connor says:

http://i.imgur.com/tViSv2B.jpg
He's got so much SWAG I'm in Love DAYUM!! <3 *faints* ;)

Original Guerilla!


Wearing something like this?

http://31.media.tumblr.com/1bc860244b8c88d2f39cb84efc44f9e4/tumblr_mifs7npLS31s1s29mo1_500.png

I died

Sigv4rd
08-28-2013, 12:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12PWq22E9CQ
I'm very sorry :)

Jexx21
08-28-2013, 02:44 AM
..so.. no one liked my Connor post? :/

I-Like-Pie45
08-28-2013, 04:59 AM
I did but I didn't feel like logging in

Sigv4rd
08-28-2013, 05:05 AM
..so.. no one liked my Connor post? :/

Good post!

pacmanate
08-28-2013, 09:19 AM
Exactly, DAYUM!

This Fresh Prince of the Brotherhood and that U Mad Bro gif is my Go To's to fight off the haters!

I stand by Ratonhnhaké:ton/Connor no matter what IJDGAF*** about haters/naysayers! :D

Give. It. A. Rest.