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Korolov
04-23-2004, 10:39 PM
Got this by e-mail... Thought you all might enjoy it. Use whatever name you like for the basis - real name, online name, whatever. I got Dinky Girdlebutt, Zippy Bubblehiney, Zippy Bubblebiscuits. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/crazy.gif


Thanks for the laugh!

Sorry guys, but I was in serious need of some comic relief today, and
some of the names that I have seen have been the best laugh I've had all
day! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it
onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day/week, you need silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of today's humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult. My son-in-law's senior manager is now known
far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third
letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
.

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
> > > a = apple
> > > b = toilet
> > > c = giggle
> > > d = burger
> > > e = girdle
> > > f = barf
> > > g = lizard
> > > h = waffle
> > > i = cootie
> > > j = monkey
> > > k = potty
> > > l = liver
> > > m = banana
> > > n = rhino
> > > o = bubble
> > > p = hamster
> > > q = toad
> > > r = gizzard
> > > s = pizza
> > > t = gerbil
> > > u = chicken
> > > v = pickle
> > > w = chuckle
> > > x = tofu
> > > y = gorilla
> > > z = stinker
> > > .
> > >
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
> > > .
> > > a = head
> > > b = mouth
> > > c = face
> > > d = nose
> > > e = tush
> > > f = breath
> > > g = pants
> > > h = shorts
> > > i = lips
> > > j = honker
> > > k = butt
> > > l = brain
> > > m = tushie
> > > n = chunks
> > > o = hiney
> > > p = biscuits
> > > q = toes
> > > r = buns
> > > s = fanny
> > > t = sniffer
> > > u = sprinkles
> > > v = kisser
> > > w = squirt
> > > x = humperdinck
> > > y = brains
> > > z = juice
> > > .
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day !

http://www.mechmodels.com/images/newsig1.jpg

Korolov
04-23-2004, 10:39 PM
Got this by e-mail... Thought you all might enjoy it. Use whatever name you like for the basis - real name, online name, whatever. I got Dinky Girdlebutt, Zippy Bubblehiney, Zippy Bubblebiscuits. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/crazy.gif


Thanks for the laugh!

Sorry guys, but I was in serious need of some comic relief today, and
some of the names that I have seen have been the best laugh I've had all
day! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it
onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day/week, you need silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of today's humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult. My son-in-law's senior manager is now known
far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third
letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
.

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
> > > a = apple
> > > b = toilet
> > > c = giggle
> > > d = burger
> > > e = girdle
> > > f = barf
> > > g = lizard
> > > h = waffle
> > > i = cootie
> > > j = monkey
> > > k = potty
> > > l = liver
> > > m = banana
> > > n = rhino
> > > o = bubble
> > > p = hamster
> > > q = toad
> > > r = gizzard
> > > s = pizza
> > > t = gerbil
> > > u = chicken
> > > v = pickle
> > > w = chuckle
> > > x = tofu
> > > y = gorilla
> > > z = stinker
> > > .
> > >
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
> > > .
> > > a = head
> > > b = mouth
> > > c = face
> > > d = nose
> > > e = tush
> > > f = breath
> > > g = pants
> > > h = shorts
> > > i = lips
> > > j = honker
> > > k = butt
> > > l = brain
> > > m = tushie
> > > n = chunks
> > > o = hiney
> > > p = biscuits
> > > q = toes
> > > r = buns
> > > s = fanny
> > > t = sniffer
> > > u = sprinkles
> > > v = kisser
> > > w = squirt
> > > x = humperdinck
> > > y = brains
> > > z = juice
> > > .
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day !

http://www.mechmodels.com/images/newsig1.jpg

Zeus-cat
04-23-2004, 10:50 PM
This is rather bizarre, but definitely good for a laugh.

Zeus-cat (aka dorkey apple gerbil)

JimRockford
04-23-2004, 10:55 PM
I'm pinky bubble butt

XyZspineZyX
04-23-2004, 10:59 PM
I like it too!

Beebop (a.k.a) Tootie GirdleBuns http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/34.gif

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pudsterIV
04-23-2004, 11:14 PM
buttercup gizzardtush, what the ????

plumps_
04-23-2004, 11:59 PM
This is Chim-Chim Chickenbutt calling ... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/35.gif

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Mackane1
04-24-2004, 12:07 AM
Loopy Applesniffer

http://home.si.rr.com/skywolf/MACKANE.jpg

F19_Orheim
04-24-2004, 12:16 AM
goober gizzardtush


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Deathreaper666
04-24-2004, 12:21 AM
Who is Pinky Applebuns? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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Death is certain, look forward to it.
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tsisqua
04-24-2004, 12:24 AM
Loopy Bubble Fanny?

http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

Tsisqua

F19_Orheim
04-24-2004, 12:40 AM
ouch tsisqua .... that's terrible http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


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TheKetamineKid
04-24-2004, 12:53 AM
Hmmmm....Pinky Liver Brain!

"Full real? How can you call it full real when you're still using auto-pitch on that 109!"

ElektroFredrik
04-24-2004, 01:12 AM
crusty bubbletoes
http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif
gotta change my nick at HL http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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JG52_Helgstrand
04-24-2004, 01:20 AM
Loopy hamsterhead... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/35.gif

Oblt.Helgstrand
JG52 Recruiting Officer
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Dolemite-
04-24-2004, 01:52 AM
Gadget Cootiesniffer, or Mr. Cootiesniffer. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

___________________________________________
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Ragman_
04-24-2004, 07:24 AM
Boobie Cootiepants http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

DuxCorvan
04-24-2004, 07:27 AM
Buttercup Applesniffer

- Dux Corvan -
http://www.uploadit.org/DuxCorvan/Altamira2.jpg
Ten thousand years of Cantabrian skinning.

Extreme_One
04-24-2004, 07:34 AM
http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/34.gifPinky chicken-Biscuits!?!

didn't read the instructions properly the 1st time. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/51.gif
S! Simon
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i4dnf
04-24-2004, 07:44 AM
yayks i'm chim-chim chicken lips
http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

zetareticulan
04-24-2004, 08:49 AM
Bring me the head of Loopy Banana Sniffer!

zetareticulan
04-24-2004, 08:52 AM
Bring me the head of Loopy Bananasniffer

Kampfmeister
04-24-2004, 08:53 AM
Mmmm, I'm Zippy Bubblebrain. I kinda like it. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

DeerHunterUK
04-24-2004, 08:54 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mackane1:
Loopy Applesniffer

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

We must be related, say hello to Loopy Applefanny. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/35.gif

No1_Moggy
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DONB3397
04-24-2004, 08:59 AM
Ummm...boobie girdlekisser.

Has a certain...ah...ring to it.

IV|JG51Flatspin
04-24-2004, 09:02 AM
Pinky Livermouth atch yer service...

...who daya want waxed?

S!
Flame resistant since 1988
=Elite=Flatspin
XO
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capt_frank
04-24-2004, 09:17 AM
did somebody call for tootie bubblechunks? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://home.bellsouth.net/coDataImages/p/Groups/118/118940/pages/277850/30.jpg

HayateKid
04-24-2004, 09:38 AM
I'm Zippy Cootiesniffer

"First learn stand, then learn fly. Nature rule, Daniel San, not mine." - Mr. Miyagi

F16_txmx
04-24-2004, 09:47 AM
Zippy Monkeytush http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"Pay to kill, die to loose..."
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LW_Cobra
04-24-2004, 10:17 AM
Greasy Gorillabreath reporting for duty.

Http://mysite.verizon.net/res0adci/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/sigsmall.jpg

Cajun76
04-24-2004, 10:33 AM
To you here I'm Stinky Applesprinkles (Cajun)

but my girlfriend knows me as Zippy Bubblepants. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Good hunting,
Cajun76

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

DuxCorvan
04-24-2004, 10:55 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mackane1:
Loopy Applesniffer<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm Buttercup Applesniffer! You're my long lost brother, aren't you?

- Dux Corvan -
http://www.uploadit.org/DuxCorvan/Altamira2.jpg
Ten thousand years of Cantabrian skinning.

AdEridanus
04-24-2004, 10:58 AM
Few can resist the might of them, when assembled under their fell captain. A great sorcerer and king of old he used to be, and now wields a deadly fear. Some call him...

Gadget Pizzatush. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Mobius--1
04-24-2004, 12:46 PM
Loopy Gizzard-tush. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif

TgD Thunderbolt56
04-24-2004, 12:54 PM
Boobie Rhinonose checking in! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif



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Flame_Out
04-24-2004, 12:55 PM
loopy_gizzard_mouth......lol

http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v172/Flame_Out/planes2.jpg

jobace
04-24-2004, 01:59 PM
cheeseball bubbletush http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif

Red_Storm
04-24-2004, 02:21 PM
Sir, Loopy Girdlelips reporting for duty sir!

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Red_Storm
04-24-2004, 02:23 PM
Oh, I am just waiting for Stinky Barfbreath here. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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TX-EcoDragon
04-24-2004, 02:26 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DeerHunterUK:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mackane1:
Loopy Applesniffer

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

We must be related, say hello to Loopy Applefanny. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/35.gif

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The Tangmere Pilots - http://www.tangmerepilots-raf.co.uk/
Know your enemy and know yourself; in a hundred battles, you will never be defeated.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


hmm. . and you guys must know my girlfriend. . . loopy appletush!!


S!

Crusty bubble nose

1.JaVA_Razer
04-24-2004, 03:27 PM
flunkybubletush reporting for futy sir!!!

LOL
nice psot http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif good for a laugh indeed

JG6_Oddball
04-24-2004, 04:00 PM
boobie liversprinkels...... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

S!

willyvic
04-24-2004, 04:07 PM
Live! from the lobby iiiiiitt'sssss Pinky Girdlebrain

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PBNA-Boosher
04-24-2004, 04:43 PM
Hehe! I'm Buttercup Gizzardlips!

Damn! That is an awesome name! Gizzardlips! (imagine how tormented your kids would be at school)

-HH-Dubbo
04-24-2004, 05:12 PM
Chim-chim Applebrain http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif

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Kermit the Frog is actually a south paw.

LessThanZero
04-24-2004, 05:19 PM
Loopy Liverlips

Korolov
04-24-2004, 10:40 PM
Friendly bump for those who didn't see it yet...

http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

http://www.mechmodels.com/images/newsig1.jpg

Agamemnon22
04-24-2004, 11:04 PM
Gadget Chickenhead lol

steve_v
04-24-2004, 11:15 PM
Crusty Cootietush signing off.

Tully__
04-25-2004, 02:15 AM
Tully as first and last name yields "Boobie Chickenbrain" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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One13
04-25-2004, 04:31 AM
Tootie Toadlips here.
Hmmm...Has a certain ring to it....

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STRONTIUM DOG
04-27-2004, 04:20 PM
lol

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609IAP_Recon
04-27-2004, 04:23 PM
crusty girdle sniffer

Salute!

JG50_Recon

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Steaky_361st
04-27-2004, 04:34 PM
Snotty Toilet-Butt

I resent that http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

lol this was a great laugh thanks http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

Steaky

Scragbat
04-27-2004, 04:44 PM
Gentlemen!
Would anyone like Gadget Girdleface as a wingman? That would be me! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif hehe

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Vortex_uk
04-27-2004, 04:45 PM
Poopsie Girdle Chunks? hmmm... strange,very strange http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/crazy.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/10.gif

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Udidtoo
04-27-2004, 04:59 PM
hmmm Pinky Poopsiesniffer.....think I may just have it legally changed

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volcomskater
04-27-2004, 05:11 PM
Flunky CootieHead http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif

diomedes33
04-27-2004, 05:15 PM
hmmm ... must be distant relative of George W

Loopy Chickenshorts

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Bearcat101
04-27-2004, 05:42 PM
....
Chim Chim Bubblenose

stewart12
04-27-2004, 08:08 PM
HMMM...Snotty Barfpants reporting for duty.

Flat_foot
04-27-2004, 08:21 PM
Me + Gadget hampster tush lol funny

Rebel_Yell_21
04-27-2004, 11:33 PM
The one and only...
Squeezit Cootiebutt http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif

http://community.webshots.com/s/image1/6/36/86/31563686GFIfUzRqYn_ph.jpg

ulriktham74
04-28-2004, 04:01 AM
Loopy Appletushie !!??? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/354.gif

B16Enk
04-28-2004, 04:13 AM
Fluffy Rhinotush in RL, my online Nick doesnt translate too good, but could be argued to be Fluffy Cootietush

My Son has these books, never noticed this one.
Going to have a giggle at the dinner table tonight http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Franzen
04-28-2004, 05:11 AM
i guess I'm "Gizzard Chunks". What shall I do with this new honor? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif

Please don't think I'm not a teamplayer if I refuse to put it on my business card. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Fritz Franzen

Franzen
04-28-2004, 05:15 AM
Ooops, I'm actually "Chim-chim gizzard chunks". that would look good on my business card. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Fritz Franzen

Rajvosa
04-28-2004, 05:23 AM
You can call me Snotty LiverFace.

Darn, that ain't even funny. My luck!

Regards,

Jasko

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I JG3 Troz
04-28-2004, 05:44 AM
Poopsie Applehead???
i've been called worse i guess, lol
S!

JarheadEd
04-28-2004, 07:25 AM
Oprah Cootiebuns,...Suddenly this isn't so fun.

http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v37/JarheadEd/p40.jpg

Dunkelgrun
04-28-2004, 10:18 AM
Mr Goober and Mrs Snotty Applebutt reporting in . The cat is Goober Bubblesniffer, which strangely enough is his real name. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Cheers!

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Heavy_Weather
04-28-2004, 12:28 PM
"pinky girdle nose"?............. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

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