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Aphex_Tim
07-06-2013, 10:40 PM
I'm quite surprised I've never seen a (AC themed) Caption the Picture thread in here, though it's a very fun forum game to have.
I thought it'd be cool to try here as well.

Rules are simple: A picture is posted and people reply with a funny or witty caption to that picture.
After some time a winner is named and the winner posts a new picture. The one who posted the picture may choose the winner.

I'll start off with this pic and we'll see where it goes from here! :D

http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2013/03/Assassins-Creed-4-Black-Flag-silence.jpg


Slight change of rules!!!
The judge of the previous picture posts the new picture after declaring a winner. The winner then becomes the new judge and posts another new picture after declaring the winner and so on.

silvermercy
07-06-2013, 11:01 PM
Great idea!!! xD

I usually suck at captions but oh well... :cool:

http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2013/03/Assassins-Creed-4-Black-Flag-silence.jpg

A) Edward's first day at the barber shop didn't go as planned...

B) After some unfortunate recent incidents, the new Gillette safety razors for jungle explorers had to be withdrawn from the market...

Locopells
07-06-2013, 11:05 PM
Never let a pirate cross blades with himself...

SixKeys
07-06-2013, 11:47 PM
http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2013/03/Assassins-Creed-4-Black-Flag-silence.jpg

"Ubisoft is partnering with Schick to give everyone a quality shaving on the Jackdaw"

ArabianFrost
07-06-2013, 11:49 PM
1) This IS how superman shaves (reference here:http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/how-does-superman-shave-gillette-asks-some-supergeeks-who-might-know-150199)

2)Did anyone else tell you that you have beautiful eyes?

AC2_alex
07-07-2013, 12:34 AM
http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2013/03/Assassins-Creed-4-Black-Flag-silence.jpg

This week on the nature channel. The gentle and respectful Edward Kenway pats his prey on the shoulder before slitting his throat.

---glad to have this thread. By the way, can we use dialogue or is it strictly just captioning the scene?

Jexx21
07-07-2013, 01:30 AM
Oops. That isn't how you're supposed to use scissors. .

ACfan443
07-07-2013, 01:42 AM
"After you cut my head off, I get to cut yours"

Sushiglutton
07-07-2013, 07:39 AM
"The Adventures of Edward Scissorblades!"

Edit: Hmm that's not quite there yet. I like the Edward Scissorblades idea, can someone figure out a more punchy line?

poptartz20
07-07-2013, 08:51 AM
I'm never good at the these caption things... lol. I wish I was that clever. Umm...

Assassin_M
07-07-2013, 08:56 AM
"An inch off the top, please"

Aphex_Tim
07-07-2013, 09:08 AM
Nice entries y'all! Glad this thread is working! ^_^



Edward's first day at the barber shop didn't go as planned...


You're up, Silver! :)



---glad to have this thread. By the way, can we use dialogue or is it strictly just captioning the scene?

Do whatever you want! ;)

silvermercy
07-07-2013, 09:18 AM
You're up, Silver! :)

Ya mean I've won!!?!? :eek: *sends Ferrari to Tim's house*

Well, if I did... okay here we go!

http://www.jeuxvideomagazine.com/var/media/6781/609x343/ac4-gameplay-6780463.jpg

ArabianFrost
07-07-2013, 09:27 AM
1)Sh*t! there goes Haytham


2) Where's the blood coming from? I DON'T EVEN HAVE TEETH.

Assassin_M
07-07-2013, 09:41 AM
"back at our village...zis is lofe"

Sushiglutton
07-07-2013, 11:00 AM
"Yo Don Lino, you just bit off more than you can chew!"

Locopells
07-07-2013, 11:14 AM
Veterinary dentistry was not amongst Edwards strong points.

Soulid_Snake
07-07-2013, 11:28 AM
http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2013/03/Assassins-Creed-4-Black-Flag-silence.jpg

"Let play Nought's and Crosses, guess which one you are?"

captin_qwark7
07-07-2013, 11:32 AM
1) Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming
2) Hey I can speak whale!
3) Tessa have a Snickers. You act fishy when you're hungry

ACfan443
07-07-2013, 11:40 AM
"Edward began scissoring an unsuspecting victim"

ladyleonhart
07-07-2013, 07:49 PM
http://www.jeuxvideomagazine.com/var/media/6781/609x343/ac4-gameplay-6780463.jpg

Edward: "I think you'll find that's your blood... Any last requests...?"

silvermercy
07-07-2013, 08:02 PM
I am expecting so many pedicure quotes people! Where are they!? I mean look at the shark's amazed expression and Edward's foot! LOL

"Hey.... GURRLLL!!! That's a fabulous pedicure ye got there!! Where did ya get it!?!?"

http://www.jeuxvideomagazine.com/var/media/6781/609x343/ac4-gameplay-6780463.jpg

All great so far! Ah I can't choose!!! But I'm a bit biased since I work in a hospital so....

The winning quote goes to... *drum roll*
ME!!
Nah... just kidding... to Locopells! ^^


Veterinary dentistry was not amongst Edwards strong points.


:D


Hey, by the way... do you think we should have a time or reply limit for announcing the winning quote??

ACfan443
07-07-2013, 09:08 PM
Misunderstood the rules, so ignore my second caption. I understand now :p


Hey, by the way... do you think we should have a time or reply limit for announcing the winning quote??

I think that's a good idea, otherwise we'll have long periods of inactivity waiting for the winner to post their picture, and not everyone will get the chance to post their caption.

pacmanate
07-07-2013, 09:47 PM
Ya mean I've won!!?!? :eek: *sends Ferrari to Tim's house*

Well, if I did... okay here we go!

http://www.jeuxvideomagazine.com/var/media/6781/609x343/ac4-gameplay-6780463.jpg

SMELL MY FOOT!

Edit - Im late. :Ooooooooooooooooooolollloool

silvermercy
07-07-2013, 09:50 PM
SMELL MY FOOT!

Edit - Im late. :Ooooooooooooooooooolollloool
Ah you would have won just for the foot reference! Too late now! ;p

ArabianFrost
07-07-2013, 09:52 PM
Ah you would have won just for the foot reference! Too late now! ;p

So can we let Pacman choose until loco comes on?

silvermercy
07-07-2013, 10:01 PM
So can we let Pacman choose until loco comes on?
Ah okay! Good idea! Pacmanate you're on!!! Then it's Locopells!!!

pacmanate
07-07-2013, 10:20 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1003262_579545592086426_1772510294_n.jpg

Aphex_Tim
07-07-2013, 10:38 PM
*sends Ferrari to Tim's house*


Wow, thanks! :p That was easy! ;)

Also, I'll add one or two more rules to the main post soon.
What do you guys think; two days max 'til the winner? Or one, depending on the amount of captions?
I'd also say if the winner doesn't post a new pic in a day, anybody can post a new pic to keep the thread going. If in that case multiple new pics are posted at the same time, the first one counts.

silvermercy
07-07-2013, 10:40 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1003262_579545592086426_1772510294_n.jpg
Shoe-shining: No 3 in the list for most dangerous jobs in the world.
(Havana Bureau of Labor Statistics - 1715)

ladyleonhart
07-07-2013, 10:43 PM
Hmm... Not really my strong point and I think I'm a bit biased though... I think Edward's cool already, as I'm sure many of you think so too!! xD Then, I don't feel like saying anything silly, but I'll have a go ^_~


https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1003262_579545592086426_1772510294_n.jpg

Edward: "Don't you see you're outnumbered?"

Edward: "This is where you fall down" [Oh... this is from the movie 'Mortal Kombat' :)]

Edward: "I'll be with you in a moment. Let me just clean my boot...?"

pacmanate
07-07-2013, 10:50 PM
Okay you guys have about 12 hours :P its bedtime

Aphex_Tim
07-07-2013, 10:51 PM
Edward: "Stay back! I've got a foot-soldier and I'm not afraid to use it!"

ladyleonhart
07-07-2013, 11:00 PM
Edward: "Stay back! I've got a foot-soldier and I'm not afraid to use it!"

That should surely win! xD LOL

silvermercy
07-07-2013, 11:03 PM
That should surely win! xD LOL
haha! I agree so far!!

AC4 will be awesome with these new weapons we can use!!
Kinda like a hidden blade. But for feet...

ArabianFrost
07-07-2013, 11:12 PM
haha! I agree so far!!

AC4 will be awesome with these new weapons we can use!!
Kinda like a hidden blade. But for feet...

It's like Skyrim with hidden blades for feet.

silvermercy
07-07-2013, 11:19 PM
It's like Skyrim with hidden blades for feet.
Maybe it's a nasty tropical bug Edward caught in the jungle. lol It grows on your feet like a wart.

Edward: "Damn this freaking callus..."

ArabianFrost
07-07-2013, 11:23 PM
Maybe it's a nasty tropical bug Edward caught in the jungle. lol It grows on your feet like a wart.

Edward: "Damn this freaking callus..."

Maybe it's some sort of foot cancer that grows into a person?

silvermercy
07-07-2013, 11:27 PM
Maybe it's some sort of foot cancer that grows into a person?
It is a grim possibility, yes.
But it obviously detaches at some point. Now I am very curious to see how this happens in the game and if there's some ancient artifact involved.

ACfan443
07-07-2013, 11:29 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1003262_579545592086426_1772510294_n.jpg

"Get your shoe polish out, b**** "

DarthEzio55
07-07-2013, 11:30 PM
"Get your shoe polish out, b**** "
did you mean shoe polish?

he originally posted it as " Show polish" anyway disregard this post

ArabianFrost
07-07-2013, 11:39 PM
It is a grim possibility, yes.
But it obviously detaches at some point. Now I am very curious to see how this happens in the game and if there's some ancient artifact involved.

You know how Almualim used a POE to copy himself? This is what happens when you do it wrong. No Edward has people for feet.

"Coming this fall, a story of epic struggle, love and compassion. We witness as a stealthy murderer pretty much kills half of the Spanish army........all with two people for feet. *dramatic music*"

"I was touched in places" The Guardian

"#likdisifucryevrtim" The New York Post

"Needs more stealth" Time's magazine

"It's like Skyrim with feet" Adam Kovic

"Solid GOTY.....nominee" Daily Mail

"A must see for feet fetishers" Redtube
"PREPARE to experience the unique AC world for the 4 th time in a row this half-decade. *Pans to screen name*"

silvermercy
07-07-2013, 11:41 PM
"A must see for feet fetishers" Redtube
Especially this killed me! ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Anyway, your theory about Edward's misuse of a PoE is very valid. It FEETS very well actually.

Assassin_M
07-07-2013, 11:55 PM
"well you wont get the house"

ArabianFrost
07-07-2013, 11:56 PM
Especially this killed me! ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Anyway, your theory about Edward's misuse of a PoE is very valid. It FEETS very well actually.

Maybe we shouldn't go out on a limb and turn it into a feet-related pun thread?

silvermercy
07-07-2013, 11:58 PM
Maybe we shouldn't go out on a limb and turn it into a feet-related pun thread?
Too late now!

Limb... lol

ArabianFrost
07-08-2013, 12:06 AM
Too late now!

Limb... lol

Guess we have to accept the leg-itmate consequences of this.

silvermercy
07-08-2013, 12:16 AM
Guess we have to accept the leg-itmate consequences of this.
It may cost us an arm and a leg indeed but it was worth it!

Assassin_M
07-08-2013, 12:16 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1003262_579545592086426_1772510294_n.jpg

"eat your broccoli, Daniel..it`s not poop...EAT IT"

ArabianFrost
07-08-2013, 12:33 AM
It may cost us an arm and a leg indeed but it was worth it!

Man, it's stubbing to think about Foot jokes. We should probably choose a better pun subject next time.

silvermercy
07-08-2013, 12:40 AM
Man, it's stubbing to think about Foot jokes. We should probably choose a better pun subject next time.
I agree. This is toe corny!

ArabianFrost
07-08-2013, 12:45 AM
I agree. This is toe corny!

You know what always makes for an eggciting pun thread?


Seriously, we should probably dismember this pun thread so as to not be a pain in the neck.

Jexx21
07-08-2013, 02:36 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1003262_579545592086426_1772510294_n.jpg

"I've got a gun on him! Keep him busy boy!"
"No chance, because I'm... one step, to the back, ahead of you."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shahkulu101
07-08-2013, 04:55 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1003262_579545592086426_1772510294_n.jpg

Soldier: Ya see right here on my back aches and pains keep recurring. I'd appreciate it If you checked it out.
Edward: Oh yes lad, alot of tension in this area. Perhaps you should lay off the fighting for a while.
Soldier: But as long as I live I must fight, for I am a guard.
Edward: No problem, lad. I'll take care a that!

OSantaClownO
07-08-2013, 06:23 AM
http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2013/03/Assassins-Creed-4-Black-Flag-silence.jpg

Edward: You got ketchup all over, here let me clean it up.

Aphex_Tim
07-08-2013, 07:33 AM
I agree. This is toe corny!

Just a couple of hours 'til the next pic. Let's get this thread back on it's feet!

pacmanate
07-08-2013, 10:04 AM
Edward: "Stay back! I've got a foot-soldier and I'm not afraid to use it!"


"Get your shoe polish out, b**** "


"eat your broccoli, Daniel..it`s not poop...EAT IT"

These 3 stood out to me, but I'm going to have to choose Aphex Tim's!!

Assassin_M
07-08-2013, 10:09 AM
dammit so close..

Aphex_Tim
07-08-2013, 10:15 AM
Awesome! ^_^

Here's the next one:

http://metalarcade.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/AC3_DLCB_ChairFight.jpg

Assassin_M
07-08-2013, 10:17 AM
This round of musical chairs did not end well

ArabianFrost
07-08-2013, 10:20 AM
"You got serrrrrrrved, b*tch"

Assassin_M
07-08-2013, 10:22 AM
"lets play pretend...the chair`ll be me....and you`ll be Charles Lee"

OSantaClownO
07-08-2013, 10:39 AM
"lets play pretend...the chair`ll be me....and you`ll be Charles Lee"

You won.

pacmanate
07-08-2013, 10:40 AM
"Connor's native version of Dodgeball didn't go down well with the locals"

Assassin_M
07-08-2013, 11:01 AM
Patriot: "what will you teach me today? counter attacking? Taunting? escape?"
Connor: "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE"

ladyleonhart
07-08-2013, 11:23 AM
http://metalarcade.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/AC3_DLCB_ChairFight.jpg
Patriot: "Maybe he won't see me"

pacmanate
07-08-2013, 12:15 PM
Patriot: "Maybe he won't see me"

I love that bluecoat in the background like "Woo yeah parTAY!!" even though they are both bluecoats

Shahkulu101
07-08-2013, 01:13 PM
Patriot to barman: Eh... I'll have the tea please.

Connor: WHAT?! NO! THE TEA IS MINE!

Patriot: What are you on about; half-breed?
* Connor throws chair*

avk111
07-08-2013, 01:41 PM
[QUOTE=Assassin_M;9151998]https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1003262_579545592086426_1772510294_n.jpg

For some reason the first caption that came to my head was:

Guy with gun shouting:" THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU,. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU ,THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU"

Jexx21
07-08-2013, 02:02 PM
Awesome! ^_^

Here's the next one:

http://metalarcade.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/AC3_DLCB_ChairFight.jpg

"Yea! Go get him!"
"..wait, why are we cheering for the guy who just took out two of our buddies?"
"Cause we don't want to killed. *forced cheer* just keep cheering"
"Haha.. oh right. Yea!"

ladyleonhart
07-08-2013, 02:04 PM
I love that bluecoat in the background like "Woo yeah parTAY!!" even though they are both bluecoats

LOL! They really need to get out more! ^_^

Shahkulu101
07-08-2013, 02:38 PM
" The DNA tests have been completed...Connor....Haytham is your father"
*Chair is then thrown*

Aphex_Tim
07-08-2013, 04:56 PM
The top 3 imho:


"Yea! Go get him!"
"..wait, why are we cheering for the guy who just took out two of our buddies?"
"Cause we don't want to killed. *forced cheer* just keep cheering"
"Haha.. oh right. Yea!"


"Connor's native version of Dodgeball didn't go down well with the locals"


"lets play pretend...the chair`ll be me....and you`ll be Charles Lee"

It was hard to choose but Jexx21 won this round. You're up!

Jexx21
07-08-2013, 05:55 PM
http://static9.cdn.ubi.com/en-US/images/ACIVBF_SP_Observatory_AirAssassination_1000x463tcm 19101529.jpg

silvermercy
07-08-2013, 06:13 PM
http://static9.cdn.ubi.com/en-US/images/ACIVBF_SP_Observatory_AirAssassination_1000x463tcm 19101529.jpg
1) "Assassinus Mothus Lampus" A new mysterious species of assassin attracted to bright lights has been discovered deep in the forests of the Caribbean.

2) BOOYAH!!!

pacmanate
07-08-2013, 06:13 PM
http://static9.cdn.ubi.com/en-US/images/ACIVBF_SP_Observatory_AirAssassination_1000x463tcm 19101529.jpg

"Being an Assassin, Edward took Hide and Seek a bit too seriously"

ladyleonhart
07-08-2013, 06:34 PM
http://static9.cdn.ubi.com/en-US/images/ACIVBF_SP_Observatory_AirAssassination_1000x463tcm 19101529.jpg

"Deep in the jungle, the eagle stalks his prey under the cover of darkness. Drawing near, the eagle pounces gracefully upon his unsuspecting prey."

Ureh
07-08-2013, 07:52 PM
Edward tried to jump off the tree but both of his swords are stuck in the branch. "Psst, over here. No, here! Er, can you guys help me down?"

ArabianFrost
07-08-2013, 08:03 PM
Edward: Maybe I can force choke him while jumping
*pounces*
Edward:...... Nope still not choking.

Gi1t
07-08-2013, 08:29 PM
http://static9.cdn.ubi.com/en-US/images/ACIVBF_SP_Observatory_AirAssassination_1000x463tcm 19101529.jpg

Must have that hat!

ACfan443
07-08-2013, 08:36 PM
http://static9.cdn.ubi.com/en-US/images/ACIVBF_SP_Observatory_AirAssassination_1000x463tcm 19101529.jpg

"During the golden age of piracy, rugby was played with lanterns"

Assassin_M
07-08-2013, 09:13 PM
http://static9.cdn.ubi.com/en-US/images/ACIVBF_SP_Observatory_AirAssassination_1000x463tcm 19101529.jpg
How "historically inaccurate" is this blade to your face?

Sushiglutton
07-08-2013, 09:18 PM
http://static9.cdn.ubi.com/en-US/images/ACIVBF_SP_Observatory_AirAssassination_1000x463tcm 19101529.jpg

"You need to turn right and walk up this branch!"

TheBearJew32
07-08-2013, 09:27 PM
http://static9.cdn.ubi.com/en-US/images/ACIVBF_SP_Observatory_AirAssassination_1000x463tcm 19101529.jpg

*gasps* Is that hat, MAROON!!!? ohhh gimme gimme gimme

ladyleonhart
07-08-2013, 11:41 PM
http://static9.cdn.ubi.com/en-US/images/ACIVBF_SP_Observatory_AirAssassination_1000x463tcm 19101529.jpg

1st guy: "I think I heard something."
2nd guy: "Where...?"
1st guy: "Just past those trees."
2nd guy: "What is it...?"
Edward: "For goodness' sake. I'm over here!"

pacmanate
07-09-2013, 10:17 AM
1st guy: "I think I heard something."
2nd guy: "Where...?"
1st guy: "Just past those trees."
2nd guy: "What is it...?"
Edward: "For goodness' sake. I'm over here!"



THIS is funny!

Shahkulu101
07-09-2013, 12:08 PM
http://static9.cdn.ubi.com/en-US/images/ACIVBF_SP_Observatory_AirAssassination_1000x463tcm 19101529.jpg

"Tread carefully friend, it is said the Assassin's run effortlessly through trees such as the one next to you."

"Pffff. Only Native Americans can run through trees"

"NATIVE WELSHMEN AS WELL, LADS!"

Bastiaen
07-09-2013, 04:10 PM
"Being an Assassin, Edward took Hide and Seek a bit too seriously"

My vote.

silvermercy
07-09-2013, 04:13 PM
"You need to turn right and walk up this branch!"
hahaha! Like this!! LOL

Jexx21
07-09-2013, 06:21 PM
http://static9.cdn.ubi.com/en-US/images/ACIVBF_SP_Observatory_AirAssassination_1000x463tcm 19101529.jpg

Edward tried to jump off the tree but both of his swords are stuck in the branch. "Psst, over here. No, here! Er, can you guys help me down?"

"Tread carefully friend, it is said the Assassin's run effortlessly through trees such as the one next to you."

"Pffff. Only Native Americans can run through trees"

"NATIVE WELSHMEN AS WELL, LADS!"

1st guy: "I think I heard something."
2nd guy: "Where...?"
1st guy: "Just past those trees."
2nd guy: "What is it...?"
Edward: "For goodness' sake. I'm over here!"


Ureh takes the prize.

ACfan443
07-09-2013, 06:26 PM
Edward tried to jump off the tree but both of his swords are stuck in the branch. "Psst, over here. No, here! Er, can you guys help me down?"

Haha, completely missed this one, it's brilliant.

Jexx21
07-09-2013, 06:32 PM
http://static9.cdn.ubi.com/en-US/images/ACIVBF_SP_Observatory_AirAssassination_1000x463tcm 19101529.jpg

Edward tried to jump off the tree but both of his swords are stuck in the branch. "Psst, over here. No, here! Er, can you guys help me down?"

"Tread carefully friend, it is said the Assassin's run effortlessly through trees such as the one next to you."

"Pffff. Only Native Americans can run through trees"

"NATIVE WELSHMEN AS WELL, LADS!"

1st guy: "I think I heard something."
2nd guy: "Where...?"
1st guy: "Just past those trees."
2nd guy: "What is it...?"
Edward: "For goodness' sake. I'm over here!"


Ureh takes the prize.

Just making sure people see the results.

Aphex_Tim
07-10-2013, 04:51 PM
I'd say if Ureh doesn't show up with a new pic in the next couple of hours, someone can post a new pic to keep the thread going. ^_^

Assassin_M
07-10-2013, 05:02 PM
I shall be triumphant this time...

ACfan443
07-10-2013, 06:34 PM
I'd say if Ureh doesn't show up with a new pic in the next couple of hours, someone can post a new pic to keep the thread going. ^_^

Thread owner can have that honour ;)

Aphex_Tim
07-10-2013, 08:44 PM
Thread owner can have that honour ;)

Well, if you insist ;)


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6NxocHllOYE/TsY2iMZNPQI/AAAAAAAAM4g/UvI3kGWXv7s/s1600/Assassins+Creed+Revelations+screenshots+4.jpg
Enjoy!

I-Like-Pie45
07-10-2013, 09:46 PM
Ezio had just about finished setting up his devious bomb trap until he realized that he had just set it off...

AC2_alex
07-10-2013, 09:49 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6NxocHllOYE/TsY2iMZNPQI/AAAAAAAAM4g/UvI3kGWXv7s/s1600/Assassins+Creed+Revelations+screenshots+4.jpg

Ezio: "lol, how do they not see me."

silvermercy
07-10-2013, 10:00 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6NxocHllOYE/TsY2iMZNPQI/AAAAAAAAM4g/UvI3kGWXv7s/s1600/Assassins+Creed+Revelations+screenshots+4.jpg

Oh Goddess of the Full Moon! Make this teapot grow legs and attack those enemies!

ACfan443
07-10-2013, 10:00 PM
Well, if you insist ;)


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6NxocHllOYE/TsY2iMZNPQI/AAAAAAAAM4g/UvI3kGWXv7s/s1600/Assassins+Creed+Revelations+screenshots+4.jpg
Enjoy!

"Something's wrong with this campfire..."

pacmanate
07-10-2013, 10:41 PM
Well, if you insist ;)


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6NxocHllOYE/TsY2iMZNPQI/AAAAAAAAM4g/UvI3kGWXv7s/s1600/Assassins+Creed+Revelations+screenshots+4.jpg


Hi i'm ezio

Assassin_M
07-11-2013, 01:10 AM
Well, if you insist ;)


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6NxocHllOYE/TsY2iMZNPQI/AAAAAAAAM4g/UvI3kGWXv7s/s1600/Assassins+Creed+Revelations+screenshots+4.jpg
Enjoy!
The Nocturnal Ezio. doing an all nighter with bombs

Jexx21
07-11-2013, 02:05 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6NxocHllOYE/TsY2iMZNPQI/AAAAAAAAM4g/UvI3kGWXv7s/s1600/Assassins+Creed+Revelations+screenshots+4.jpg


"Hey bro, check out this dude setting up a bomb. Doesn't he realize that we can see him?"
"Actually, I'm wondering more why he even has a bomb. Doesn't he get them after he meets Yusuf? I doubt this guy hasn't even heard the name yet."

"'This guy' can hear you, you know. And this bomb will still kill you if you walk too close, but won't harm me at all."

"Heh heh... yea.."

*explosion kills all in radius but Ezio*

"I AM EZIO AUDITORE DA FIRENZE! THE AUDITORE STILL LIVE!" *throws down smoke bomb and disappears*

Gi1t
07-11-2013, 02:12 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6NxocHllOYE/TsY2iMZNPQI/AAAAAAAAM4g/UvI3kGWXv7s/s1600/Assassins+Creed+Revelations+screenshots+4.jpg


"I've told you before, quit making up stories about guys in while hoods planting bombs in plain sight in the middle of the fort!"

"But--!"

"Enough.....

...nobody would be that **** stupid."

ladyleonhart
07-11-2013, 01:28 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6NxocHllOYE/TsY2iMZNPQI/AAAAAAAAM4g/UvI3kGWXv7s/s1600/Assassins+Creed+Revelations+screenshots+4.jpg


Ezio: "Just a little closer..."
1st Guard: "You took the last one, didn't you...?"
2nd Guard: " I don't know what you mean."
Ezio: "Can't they hurry it up! [Sigh...] I'm getting too old for this...
[The guards continue arguing] ...

Five minutes later...

Ezio: "Ahh... my back. Hey! Over here! I need you to help me up."

pacmanate
07-11-2013, 01:33 PM
I think I should win

Assassin_M
07-11-2013, 01:36 PM
I think I should win
yours sucks

ladyleonhart
07-11-2013, 01:43 PM
yours sucks

lol ^_~

pacmanate
07-11-2013, 01:46 PM
yours sucks

Excuse you.


You are excused.

silvermercy
07-11-2013, 02:13 PM
I shall win! I challenge you all to a fight to the death!

*sharpens blades*

*thinks again and hides behind bushes*

Assassin_M
07-11-2013, 02:17 PM
*thinks again and hides behind bushes*
Oooooooh....bushes...

Shahkulu101
07-11-2013, 02:42 PM
Well, if you insist ;)


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6NxocHllOYE/TsY2iMZNPQI/AAAAAAAAM4g/UvI3kGWXv7s/s1600/Assassins+Creed+Revelations+screenshots+4.jpg
Enjoy!

Ezio: " Ey guys I have a pic-nic set up over here... care to join?"

Guards: "Ooooo I hope he has cheese and pickle."

Guards: I dunno...I'd prefer something more a little more spicy... fiery even!"

Aphex_Tim
07-11-2013, 02:48 PM
Jexx21 wins this round!
Guess y'all didn't see that coming, did you? :p


Shahkulu and LadyLeonHeart come in close second!



"Hey bro, check out this dude setting up a bomb. Doesn't he realize that we can see him?"
"Actually, I'm wondering more why he even has a bomb. Doesn't he get them after he meets Yusuf? I doubt this guy hasn't even heard the name yet."

"'This guy' can hear you, you know. And this bomb will still kill you if you walk too close, but won't harm me at all."

"Heh heh... yea.."

*explosion kills all in radius but Ezio*

"I AM EZIO AUDITORE DA FIRENZE! THE AUDITORE STILL LIVE!" *throws down smoke bomb and disappears*

Jexx21
07-11-2013, 05:37 PM
Damn it. You make me come up with a screenshot when my internet goes to crap and can barely load pictures.

*sigh* I'll get something.

Aphex_Tim
07-11-2013, 06:10 PM
Life ain't no fairytail.

Jexx21
07-11-2013, 06:13 PM
http://blog.ubi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ACIVBF_SP_CaribbeanSea_LeapOfFaith_1920x1080.png

pacmanate
07-11-2013, 06:15 PM
http://blog.ubi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ACIVBF_SP_CaribbeanSea_LeapOfFaith_1920x1080.png

Edward upon finding out Connor is his grandson

Aphex_Tim
07-11-2013, 06:16 PM
"Adewale, the ship is yours! There's a nickle on the sea floor!"

stingray110
07-11-2013, 06:20 PM
http://blog.ubi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ACIVBF_SP_CaribbeanSea_LeapOfFaith_1920x1080.png
Edward's wife tells him she is pregnant

silvermercy
07-11-2013, 06:47 PM
http://blog.ubi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ACIVBF_SP_CaribbeanSea_LeapOfFaith_1920x1080.png
A) Edward after finding out his son is a Templar.

(I winnn okkaay??)

B) I think I spotted some sushi.

C) "If I found out the sob who pushed me I will &%$^£*!!! But er... for now let's pretend I'm jumping!"

ACfan443
07-11-2013, 07:10 PM
http://blog.ubi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ACIVBF_SP_CaribbeanSea_LeapOfFaith_1920x1080.png

"Edward gets a little too excited after seeing a giant pit of blue jelly"

Jexx21
07-11-2013, 07:13 PM
landing in a jello ocean would actually be pretty cool.

LUR21
07-11-2013, 07:19 PM
http://blog.ubi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ACIVBF_SP_CaribbeanSea_LeapOfFaith_1920x1080.png

"I hope that water is as deep as it looks"

ladyleonhart
07-11-2013, 07:19 PM
http://blog.ubi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ACIVBF_SP_CaribbeanSea_LeapOfFaith_1920x1080.png


Edward: "Right. Think happy thoughts..."

[Edward performs a leap of faith]

Edward: "Why isn't it working? ... Argh, I forgot the blasted pixie dust!"

Sushiglutton
07-11-2013, 08:55 PM
http://blog.ubi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ACIVBF_SP_CaribbeanSea_LeapOfFaith_1920x1080.png

Edward (after a few bottles of rum): NOW I AM GONNA TAKE A DUMP ON YOU​, BLOODY SEAGULLS!!!!

Bastiaen
07-11-2013, 09:41 PM
I vote for sushi!!! But these are all hilarious!
I'm not as funny as you all are.
All I can think of is what I'd do if I performed a leap of faith.
"Okay, deep breath," Pauses, then jumps.
"Cucaaaawwwww!"

Aphex_Tim
07-14-2013, 09:19 AM
We need a winner! :o

ACfan443
07-14-2013, 03:37 PM
We need a winner! :o

I think we should all cast a vote, I vote Sushi.

Ureh
07-14-2013, 03:45 PM
landing in a jello ocean would actually be pretty cool.

Will it be easy to swim out of an ocean of jello? What if he drowns in jello?! X_X

Sushiglutton
07-14-2013, 03:57 PM
I'm just gonna declare myself a semi-winner by the power of two votes and post a new pic to get the thread going again :o:
http://images.wikia.com/assassinscreed/images/3/3d/Edward_in_game_3_ACIV.jpg

who-can-i-be
07-14-2013, 04:32 PM
I'm just gonna declare myself a semi-winner by the power of two votes and post a new pic to get the thread going again :o:
http://images.wikia.com/assassinscreed/images/3/3d/Edward_in_game_3_ACIV.jpg
"Looks like you just took a bullet to the -"
"That's just Nordish slang for getting married, you meme-forcing jerk!"
"... Shut up."

silvermercy
07-14-2013, 04:58 PM
I'm just gonna declare myself a semi-winner by the power of two votes and post a new pic to get the thread going again :o:
http://images.wikia.com/assassinscreed/images/3/3d/Edward_in_game_3_ACIV.jpg
Edward thought he found a great way to increase profits for his new kneecap bandage business...

ACfan443
07-14-2013, 05:28 PM
I'm just gonna declare myself a semi-winner by the power of two votes and post a new pic to get the thread going again :o:
http://images.wikia.com/assassinscreed/images/3/3d/Edward_in_game_3_ACIV.jpg

Shot guard: "OWW AARGH THE PAI...ooh what a pretty plant"

ProletariatPleb
07-14-2013, 05:44 PM
I'm just gonna declare myself a semi-winner by the power of two votes and post a new pic to get the thread going again :o:
http://images.wikia.com/assassinscreed/images/3/3d/Edward_in_game_3_ACIV.jpg
Guards says stop just shoot him in the kneecap, the other got hit by another so you're good?

I'm terrible with captions...

catkiller97
07-14-2013, 05:47 PM
I'm just gonna declare myself a semi-winner by the power of two votes and post a new pic to get the thread going again :o:
http://images.wikia.com/assassinscreed/images/3/3d/Edward_in_game_3_ACIV.jpg

Watch_Dogs E3 2013 Demo taught me to shoot at knees.

x___Luffy___x
07-14-2013, 05:50 PM
Watch_Dogs E3 2013 Demo taught me to shoot at knees.

i vote for you :D

ladyleonhart
07-14-2013, 05:52 PM
I'm just gonna declare myself a semi-winner by the power of two votes and post a new pic to get the thread going again :o:
http://images.wikia.com/assassinscreed/images/3/3d/Edward_in_game_3_ACIV.jpg

Edward: "You won't be kneeding that one."

~*~

Edward: "You feeling weak at the knees? ... Well, I am rather handsome." ^_~

ProletariatPleb
07-14-2013, 05:55 PM
I got another one...
"FREE EARLY RETIREMENT FOR EVERYONE!"

"YOU GET RETIREMENT, YOU GET RETIREMENT, EVERYBODY GETS RETIREMENT!"

Bastiaen
07-15-2013, 04:06 PM
I'm just gonna declare myself a semi-winner by the power of two votes and post a new pic to get the thread going again :o:
http://images.wikia.com/assassinscreed/images/3/3d/Edward_in_game_3_ACIV.jpg

"****, now what am I going to do with these guns?! **** Ubisoft for not giving me any holsters!" He attempts to hang them on his hip, forlornly watches as they fall to the ground, then buries his face in his hands, sobbing. "How could they give Blackbeard four and me none!!?"

Sushiglutton
07-15-2013, 05:21 PM
Shot guard: "OWW AARGH THE PAI...ooh what a pretty plant"

Haha you win :D!

ACfan443
07-15-2013, 05:56 PM
Haha you win :D!

Thanks! :D

New picture
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/J/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr006.jpg

ProletariatPleb
07-15-2013, 05:58 PM
Thanks! :D

New picture
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/J/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr006.jpg
Sir would you like some blood soup?
HORRIBLE, it tastes HORRIBLE *pukes*

Bastiaen
07-15-2013, 06:01 PM
Thanks! :D

New picture
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/J/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr006.jpg
Thanks for catching me guys.

who-can-i-be
07-15-2013, 06:19 PM
Thanks! :D

New picture
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/J/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr006.jpg

"I keep telling you we're not gay! I'm telling mummy!"
"Not in this day 'n age you're not." *stab*

pacmanate
07-15-2013, 08:41 PM
Thanks! :D

New picture
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/J/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr006.jpg

Ezio was secretly into men

ACfan443
07-15-2013, 09:58 PM
These are great so far, was the announcing period 24 hours?


Ezio was secretly into men

Why did you change it? The other one was so much funnier, a potential winner...

lothario-da-be
07-15-2013, 10:18 PM
Thanks! :D

New picture
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/J/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr006.jpg
One does not simply flee from a flying demon.

silvermercy
07-15-2013, 10:20 PM
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/J/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr006.jpg
Soldier: Oooh! Look! Now he stabbed me I have Jedi powers!
Old man: Oh mai! Oh mai!! Is that the new PS4!?

Escappa
07-15-2013, 11:06 PM
Thanks! :D

New picture
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/J/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr006.jpg

Ezio tried to make poking a thing long before Facebook...it didn't really become that popular.

Ureh
07-15-2013, 11:46 PM
Soldier: Look at the fine craftsmanship of this sword. Wonderfully done!
Ezio: You want to take a closer look?
Soldier: Wha-wait- no! argahgahahah...
Ezio: Too late.

p.s. Keep the funny captions coming! I love em' all!

Assassin_M
07-16-2013, 01:15 AM
thanks! :d

new picture
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/j/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr006.jpg
no mas no mas no mas

pacmanate
07-16-2013, 11:45 AM
These are great so far, was the announcing period 24 hours?



Why did you change it? The other one was so much funnier, a potential winner...

Really? I didnt find it funny at all :S OH WELL

ladyleonhart
07-16-2013, 12:20 PM
Thanks! :D

New picture
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/J/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr006.jpg

Ezio: "Trust me. I can make it all go away and it won't hurt a bit. Just ask your friend... Well, uh... maybe just a little."

pacmanate
07-16-2013, 12:31 PM
Thanks! :D

New picture
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/J/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr006.jpg

Oh Ezio!

ACfan443
07-16-2013, 04:30 PM
Ezio tried to make poking a thing long before Facebook...it didn't really become that popular.

Was a tough choice but this one wins, you're up Escappa

Jexx21
07-16-2013, 05:05 PM
sorry about not choosing a winner for my last one, my internet went out.

ProletariatPleb
07-16-2013, 05:12 PM
My turn?
Caption this
http://i.minus.com/iZEJK437vwq11.jpg

Sushiglutton
07-16-2013, 05:19 PM
"That may be Blackbeard as young" -IGN

or

"Here, you can half my botifarra, just spare my embutido!"

SixKeys
07-16-2013, 05:20 PM
My turn?
Caption this
http://i.minus.com/iZEJK437vwq11.jpg

"Say 'yes', and you will make me the happiest man on earth."

Jexx21
07-16-2013, 05:22 PM
..it actually isn't Sid's turn.

ProletariatPleb
07-16-2013, 05:24 PM
..it actually isn't Sid's turn.
Yeah yeah I didn't win...but atleast we have something to keep the thread running >_>

ACfan443
07-16-2013, 05:25 PM
Escappa won, it's his/her turn

EDIT: never mind

Sushiglutton
07-16-2013, 05:26 PM
Escappa won, it's his/her turn

EDIT: never mind

Guess I wasted my best sausage jokes :(.

ladyleonhart
07-16-2013, 05:44 PM
"Say 'yes', and you will make me the happiest man on earth."

This should win! xD LOL

Escappa
07-17-2013, 01:30 AM
Srry for letting you wait, here you go :D

http://terminalgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Assassins-Creed-Rome.jpg

Jexx21
07-17-2013, 02:28 AM
Geeze, that makes me glad that Rome wasn't in AC2. The graphics look horrendous. I forgot how terrible the view distance was.

Assassin_M
07-17-2013, 02:36 AM
Srry for letting you wait, here you go :D

http://terminalgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Assassins-Creed-Rome.jpg
Ezio slept with a lot of women

Jexx21
07-17-2013, 02:52 AM
http://terminalgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Assassins-Creed-Rome.jpg

*horse's back legs trip over the bundle of posts causing Ezio to fall to the ground*

"Haha.. isn't this a bad situation. Look, before you try to kill me, just let me say this: I'm sorry for sleeping with your wives. It's not my fault, they came on to me! Really, you should be chasing after them. Look! A flying monkey!" *Ezio does a leap of faith off the wall*

Assassin_M
07-17-2013, 03:01 AM
*horse's back legs trip over the bundle of posts causing Ezio to fall to the ground*

"Haha.. isn't this a bad situation. Look, before you try to kill me, just let me say this: I'm sorry for sleeping with your wives. It's not my fault, they came on to me! Really, you should be chasing after them. Look! A flying monkey!" *Ezio does a leap of faith off the wall*
I shall record this in ezio's voice

Megas_Doux
07-17-2013, 03:09 AM
Geeze, that makes me glad that Rome wasn't in AC2. The graphics look horrendous. I forgot how terrible the view distance was.

The view distance might be ugly, but AC2´s Rome, contrary to the UBER dull Brotherhood´s version, had "class" and a unique "sacred" atmosphere. at least to me......

Jexx21
07-17-2013, 03:18 AM
Every city had atmosphere.

Nope, ACB's Rome was better. I actually prefer Rome to Florence or Venice honestly. Constantinople is my favorite Ezio city though.

In case you're wondering, this is how I rank my open-world maps (barring Masyaf, Monterigionni, and the Davenport Homestead, which if included would all share the #1 spots) in the AC series:

1. Frontier
2. Constantinople
3. New York
4. Damascus
5. Cappadocia
6. Boston
7. Rome
8. Venice
9. Florence
10. Acre
11. Jerusalem

The reason why the last four are my last four is because of the horrible way they had a blatantly strong colored tint. I hate that tint with a passion. The cities are all awesome though in my opinion.

Ureh
07-17-2013, 05:15 AM
Srry for letting you wait, here you go :D

http://terminalgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Assassins-Creed-Rome.jpg

Guard 1: "Wait, wait, Ezio can you sign our swords?!"
Guard 2: "I'm a big fan."
Guard 1: "He's so fast."
Guard 2: "Such beautiful, long legs."
Guard 1: "What? Are you talking about the horse?"
Guard 2: "Errrrr...."

Jexx21
07-17-2013, 05:23 AM
Ureh, you won the first screenshot I put up and you never came back :(

Megas_Doux
07-17-2013, 05:36 AM
Every city had atmosphere.

Nope, ACB's Rome was better. I actually prefer Rome to Florence or Venice honestly. Constantinople is my favorite Ezio city though.


Rome is my least favorite city, to me is bland and uninspired. Sure!!!! It has the biggest and possibly best landmarks and ruins, but the centro and campagna districts are plain boring, heck even its churches look all alike. I liked Il vaticano, though.

It was like Firenze and Toscana had a VERY big and ugly looking baby haha.

Favorite cities in the series:

1 Constantinople
2 Venezia, even with the annoying blueish tone
3 Damascus
4 New York
5 Firenze/Acre

La Habana could become a HUGE favorite of mine.....

PD Love Coastal/port cities.

Ureh
07-17-2013, 05:38 AM
Ureh, you won the first screenshot I put up and you never came back :(

What? Which one was that?

Jexx21
07-17-2013, 06:02 AM
Edward jumping off a branch to air assassinate some guards.

You said his cutlasses were stuck in the branch and asking the guards for help :P

Jexx21
07-17-2013, 06:06 AM
Rome is my least favorite city, to me is bland and uninspired. Sure!!!! It has the biggest and possibly best landmarks and ruins, but the centro and campagna districts are plain boring, heck even its churches look all alike. I liked Il vaticano, though.

It was like Firenze and Toscana had a VERY big and ugly looking baby haha.

Favorite cities in the series:

1 Constantinople
2 Venezia, even with the annoying blueish tone
3 Damascus
4 New York
5 Firenze/Acre

La Habana could become a HUGE favorite of mine.....

PD Love Coastal/port cities.

I just realized that I forgot to include the Kingdom, Tuscany, and Forli in my list (I don't really count the Mountains seeing as there isn't really anything to do at all in the mountains). I actually liked the Kingdom a lot as well, and Forli was actually pretty cool. I felt like Forli was the one area that actually had a great change in architecture, Venice and Florence (and the city in Tuscany) largely felt the same in terms of that.

Ureh
07-17-2013, 06:23 AM
Ah, I'm sorry about that. Didn't know. :(

Aphex_Tim
07-17-2013, 08:36 AM
Ezio slept with a lot of women

You might just actually win this one, finally :p ;)

ACfan443
07-17-2013, 04:28 PM
Ezio slept with a lot of women

Haha, this one is brilliant

Assassin_M
07-17-2013, 04:42 PM
I shall finally be....victorious.... :|

tick the time of the clock...tick tock tick tock...

Sushiglutton
07-17-2013, 04:52 PM
Srry for letting you wait, here you go :D

http://terminalgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Assassins-Creed-Rome.jpg

Ezio slept with a lot of girls

Assassin_M
07-17-2013, 05:06 PM
Ezio slept with a lot of girls
HERETIC!!!

apprehend this man

ProletariatPleb
07-17-2013, 05:11 PM
HERETIC!!!

apprehend this man
Arrest this man, he talks of sedition.

Sushiglutton
07-17-2013, 05:13 PM
HERETIC!!!

apprehend this man

Haha, it mostly happens to everyone else on the forum, but you just got M:ed ;)!

I-Like-Pie45
07-17-2013, 05:13 PM
http://terminalgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Assassins-Creed-Rome.jpg

The Guards
"Ezio! Come back!"
"When I feel down I want you above me!"
"I don't want anybody else!"
"When I think about you, I touch myself!"

Ezio
"I ****ing hate fanboys."

Elebro2011
07-17-2013, 05:20 PM
Sorry.

Jexx21
07-17-2013, 05:23 PM
uhh.. the previou one wasn't done yet -_-

Aphex_Tim
07-17-2013, 06:14 PM
uhh.. the previou one wasn't done yet -_-

Let's just continue with this one to avoid further confusion.

ACfan443
07-17-2013, 07:02 PM
Let's just continue with this one to avoid further confusion.

He was talking to the person above him, they posted a screenshot (probably in confusion)

Aphex_Tim
07-17-2013, 07:34 PM
Ah, didn't see that since it was already edited. ;)

Let's just continue now to avoid further confusion! :p

SirTangoGibus
07-17-2013, 07:54 PM
Srry for letting you wait, here you go :D

http://terminalgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Assassins-Creed-Rome.jpg

Ezio: I must go, my ladies need me

silvermercy
07-17-2013, 08:18 PM
http://terminalgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Assassins-Creed-Rome.jpg
Ezio finding out his new horse pooped guards when it jumped.

Escappa
07-17-2013, 11:21 PM
Ezio slept with a lot of women

Some good ones, but this definetily wins.

ladyleonhart
07-18-2013, 12:09 AM
I shall finally be....victorious.... :|

tick the time of the clock...tick tock tick tock...

Congratulations M! xD You won :D

Assassin_M
07-18-2013, 02:03 AM
Congratulations M! xD You won :D
http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/vr/image/1366/26/1366261143751.gif

Now caption...I shall judge you all
http://videogamesdaily.com/content/assassins-creed-2-interview-screenshot-3.jpg

ladyleonhart
07-18-2013, 02:08 AM
Now caption...I shall judge you all
http://videogamesdaily.com/content/assassins-creed-2-interview-screenshot-3.jpg

Ezio: "Ew! That stench! Eh, when's the last time you had a bath? Well, now is a better time than any and... I insist!"

Rooftop Archer: "No, no, please! Wait... I'm afraid of heights!"

Jexx21
07-18-2013, 02:08 AM
Ezio is practicing his dancing moves with a rooftop guard.The guard is doing a mean robot chicken.

Megas_Doux
07-18-2013, 02:28 AM
"Salute messere guard, your belt is out of place, let me adjust it" :P

ladyleonhart
07-18-2013, 09:39 AM
Ezio: "Let me give you a swimming lesson."

Archer: "Please! No... don't do this! Only you have been blessed with the power to swim."

ProletariatPleb
07-18-2013, 11:22 AM
Now caption...I shall judge you all
http://videogamesdaily.com/content/assassins-creed-2-interview-screenshot-3.jpg
Ezio had a hard time chasing Leonardo's victims...

I think this one isn't so easily...explained.

pacmanate
07-18-2013, 11:48 AM
Now caption...I shall judge you all
http://videogamesdaily.com/content/assassins-creed-2-interview-screenshot-3.jpg

Ezio: "Give me your butt!"
Guard: "Nooooooooo I don't wanna!"
Ezio: "GIVE ME YOUR BUTT!!!"
Guard: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Ezio: "They told me everything was permitted. EVERYTHING!"

silvermercy
07-18-2013, 02:18 PM
http://videogamesdaily.com/content/assassins-creed-2-interview-screenshot-3.jpg
"I'm flying, Ezioooooooo!"
Re-filming the Titanic scene didn't go as planned.

Aphex_Tim
07-20-2013, 07:59 AM
M, I am disappoint.

Assassin_M
07-20-2013, 08:00 AM
M, I am disappoint.
what did I do? >_>

Aphex_Tim
07-20-2013, 08:18 AM
You have risked the untimely demise, nay, the annihilation of this thread by having it sink to the bottom of the third page!

Nah just kidding, I'm just too d*mn impatient :p Pick a winner when you feel like it!

Assassin_M
07-20-2013, 08:23 AM
You have risked the untimely demise, nay, the annihilation of this thread by having it sink to the bottom of the third page!

Nah just kidding, I'm just too d*mn impatient :p Pick a winner when you feel like it!
I dunno...I just thought i`d leave it for more people to participate since sometimes guys come in late and caption a previous pic...

and I actually was going to bump it, but something happened in real life that I don`t quite remember xD

Sushiglutton
07-20-2013, 08:48 AM
http://videogamesdaily.com/content/assassins-creed-2-interview-screenshot-3.jpg

-Hold firmly on to my belt and I shall fly you all around Venezia!!!

Ureh
07-20-2013, 11:50 PM
Guard: "Down, at once!"
Ezio: "Your crack was showing so I'm helping you cover it up."
Guard: "Grazie, Ezio! I knew I could count on you." *happy dance*

SixKeys
07-21-2013, 12:39 AM
http://videogamesdaily.com/content/assassins-creed-2-interview-screenshot-3.jpg

1479: The invention of the wedgie.

Ureh
07-21-2013, 02:47 AM
1479: The invention of the wedgie.

Ezio doesn't visit Venice until 1481. And in the photo he's in the San Marco district which means the earliest is probably 1485. >:)

SixKeys
07-21-2013, 02:49 AM
Ezio doesn't visit Venice until 1481. And in the photo he's in the San Marco district which means the earliest is probably 1485. >:)

I knew I should have just left out the year.

Assassin_M
07-21-2013, 05:40 AM
I judge now??

Megas_Doux
07-21-2013, 03:40 PM
Go ahead!

Assassin_M
07-21-2013, 10:43 PM
Ezio: "Give me your butt!"
Guard: "Nooooooooo I don't wanna!"
Ezio: "GIVE ME YOUR BUTT!!!"
Guard: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Ezio: "They told me everything was permitted. EVERYTHING!"


"Salute messere guard, your belt is out of place, let me adjust it" :P

best 2. Pac wins

pacmanate
07-21-2013, 10:45 PM
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/M/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr009.jpg

lothario-da-be
07-21-2013, 10:47 PM
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/M/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr009.jpg
Guard: "I used to run on rooftops, but then i took a knee to the knee"

silvermercy
07-21-2013, 11:00 PM
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/M/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr009.jpg
Hold him still! This butt thermometer has to be expertly applied!

SixKeys
07-22-2013, 12:00 AM
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/M/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr009.jpg

Ezio: "Next."

ACfan443
07-22-2013, 12:09 AM
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/M/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr009.jpg

Ezio: "now just a little lower and we'll be good to go, maybe your friend would like to join in"
Guard 2: "tempting...but my mother told me to refrain from such wicked activities, you two can get on with it"
Guard 1: "I never chose to be a part of this, help me you stupid bastard!"

Megas_Doux
07-22-2013, 12:30 AM
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/M/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr009.jpg

Ezio´s first aid lessons...Gone wrong

Ezio: And this is how you save people
Guard number 1:I caaaaaant breeeeeeeath......
Guard number 2: But is it not supposed to be the other way around?
Ezio Nothing is true, every thing is permited
Guard number 1: Caaaaazzzzzzoooooooo.
Guard number 2: Geez! I should have attended Borgia´s family therapy counseling instead........

TheBearJew32
07-22-2013, 01:01 AM
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/M/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr009.jpg

Ezio: "GIMME BACK MY MARBLES YOU DIRTY ROTTEN BASTARDO!
Guard 1: "Dude!? What are you waiting for? kill him!"
Guard 2: "Dude wtf... just give him back his marbles..."

pacmanate
07-23-2013, 11:30 AM
Come on guys! You have around 8 more hours, and this was on the 3rd page.

Assassin_M
07-23-2013, 11:57 AM
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/M/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr009.jpg
Guard: So how does this work, do you just feel my pulse an-
Guard: Ahhhhhh...gaaaaa...ahhhhhhh, what`re you doing??
Ezio: Mr Griffin, that`s a prostato examo

ladyleonhart
07-23-2013, 12:14 PM
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/M/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr009.jpg

Ezio: "I've got him. Now you take his lunch money."

Shahkulu101
07-23-2013, 02:45 PM
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/M/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr009.jpg

" Well...my Mother did tell me to find other outlets besides ******'s!...blow my whistle baby!"

ProletariatPleb
07-23-2013, 02:50 PM
http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/M/j/1/assassins_creed_2_scr009.jpg
Today we're going to learn a new italian word.....fell a tio.

ACfan443
07-23-2013, 06:49 PM
Today we're going to learn a new italian word.....fell a tio.

Ok, this one has to win, hahaha

Jexx21
07-23-2013, 07:44 PM
********

ProletariatPleb
07-23-2013, 08:00 PM
********
You're the star spangled man with a plan I assume.

pacmanate
07-23-2013, 08:19 PM
Ezio: "now just a little lower and we'll be good to go, maybe your friend would like to join in"
Guard 2: "tempting...but my mother told me to refrain from such wicked activities, you two can get on with it"
Guard 1: "I never chose to be a part of this, help me you stupid bastard!"


" Well...my Mother did tell me to find other outlets besides ******'s!...blow my whistle baby!"

Between these two. Shahkulu wins!

Ureh
07-24-2013, 03:57 PM
It looks like the guard puked green stuff all over the place... or maybe it was from Ezio's squatting action.

Shahkulu101
07-24-2013, 09:24 PM
I have no idea how to post pictures so I pass my title on to the runner up 'ACfan443'.

ACfan443
07-24-2013, 09:47 PM
I have no idea how to post pictures so I pass my title on to the runner up 'ACfan443'.

Why not pick a picture, send me the link and I'll post it for you?
I'll feel bad taking your victory :nonchalance:

Shahkulu101
07-24-2013, 10:26 PM
http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b614/michaelmoosa/Arsenal_Infiltration_31_zpsdcce4b82.png

No matter.

ladyleonhart
07-24-2013, 10:34 PM
http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b614/michaelmoosa/Arsenal_Infiltration_31_zpsdcce4b82.png

No matter.

*Uses the force* "Why isn't it working!?"

Megas_Doux
07-24-2013, 10:37 PM
http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b614/michaelmoosa/Arsenal_Infiltration_31_zpsdcce4b82.png

.

I am definitely NOT giving you a massage.......

ProletariatPleb
07-24-2013, 10:45 PM
http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b614/michaelmoosa/Arsenal_Infiltration_31_zpsdcce4b82.png

No matter.

"I ate all your candies"
*sadface*

ladyleonhart
07-24-2013, 10:46 PM
"i ate all your candies"
*sadface*

Lol :D

ACfan443
07-24-2013, 10:47 PM
http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b614/michaelmoosa/Arsenal_Infiltration_31_zpsdcce4b82.png

No matter.

"My pet parrot went missing last week...now I see where it has ended up"

Jexx21
07-24-2013, 11:07 PM
"I like your pants, they are very fitting."
"...what is that supposed to mean?"

Shahkulu101
07-25-2013, 12:01 AM
When do I choose the winner?

Jexx21
07-25-2013, 12:06 AM
whenever you want to

Shahkulu101
07-25-2013, 12:08 AM
I'll do it tomorrow when I'm first on the forums. That could be any time. Get your entries in people!

Assassin_M
07-25-2013, 03:29 AM
http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b614/michaelmoosa/Arsenal_Infiltration_31_zpsdcce4b82.png
.
"Kill yourself"

Ureh
07-25-2013, 03:59 AM
"Stop bashing your head against that basket."

Jexx21
07-25-2013, 04:07 AM
Ureh, are all of your jokes perspective related?

pacmanate
07-25-2013, 11:05 AM
http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b614/michaelmoosa/Arsenal_Infiltration_31_zpsdcce4b82.png

No matter.

Shahkulu - I know you aren't looking at the weapons you cheeky son of a *****

Ureh
07-25-2013, 03:14 PM
Ureh, are all of your jokes perspective related?

Yeah, most of the time. Gets old I suppose.

ladyleonhart
07-25-2013, 07:36 PM
http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b614/michaelmoosa/Arsenal_Infiltration_31_zpsdcce4b82.png

No matter.

"I told you specifically those cookies were MINE and you still finished them off! How could you!?"