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Shahkulu101
06-10-2013, 12:27 AM
All the Assassins that feature in the main games are but conduits for a message that eludes their understanding.
Lame and meh. Meh and lame. I don't like this aspect of the game. Clap your hands. Do a little dance. This would be better written in Comic Sans. Ms.

WHY?BECAUSE THIS IS AN INFORMAL SITUATION AND THEREFORE USING THAT PARTICULAR FONT CORRESPONDS WITH THE RULES OF 'NETIQUETTE'.
SPOTTED THE IRONY?

WRONG. THAT IS THE NOT THE DEFINITION OF IRONY.

roostersrule2
06-10-2013, 12:28 AM
What?

Shahkulu101
06-10-2013, 12:47 AM
When you seen this thread what was your initial reaction? That of pity? That of laugter? That of pure befuddlement? This is besides the point. We as human beings are blessed. We are the superior beings on this planet. We should though, take advantage of our role at the helm of noah's ship. Join me, and spam the hell out of gaming forums to make you feel better about your low self esteem and social anxiety.

Assassin_M
06-10-2013, 12:52 AM
So this is the new cool now?

Shahkulu101
06-10-2013, 12:54 AM
It's in my half maldivian and half scottish blood, we are natures whim.

roostersrule2
06-10-2013, 12:57 AM
When you seen this thread what was your initial reaction? That of pity? That of laugter? That of pure befuddlement? This is besides the point. We as human beings are blessed. We are the superior beings on this planet. We should though, take advantage of our role at the helm of noah's ship. Join me, and spam the hell out of gaming forums to make you feel better about your low self esteem and social anxiety.What if I don't have low self esteem and social anxiety? What if this random thread thing became unfunny making you look stupider increasing your low self esteem and social anxiety?

Assassin_M
06-10-2013, 12:58 AM
Tried playing ACR, got bored wishing he can play AC III, but it sucks, reflects on how the Devs made it suck, gets bored, decides to take out his boredom on this place

Shahkulu101
06-10-2013, 01:05 AM
What if I don't have low self esteem and social anxiety? What if this random thread thing became unfunny making you look stupider increasing your low self esteem and social anxiety?

I made a joke I exclusively understood to make me laugh and provoke reactions and it worked, Ich bin sehr glücklich.

Shahkulu101
06-10-2013, 01:09 AM
Tried playing ACR, got bored wishing he can play AC III, but it sucks, reflects on how the Devs made it suck, gets bored, decides to take out his boredom on this place

I love AC3 hence my profile picture. I planned to make this thread at around 2:45pm whilst playing FIFA 13.

Assassin_M
06-10-2013, 01:12 AM
I love AC3 hence my profile picture. I planned to make this thread at around 2:45pm whilst playing FIFA 13.
Hmmm...I guess it makes sense...FIFA 13 IS boring

roostersrule2
06-10-2013, 01:13 AM
I made a joke I exclusively understood to make me laugh and provoke reactions and it worked, Ich bin sehr glücklich.I have discovered a strange little man.

Shahkulu101
06-10-2013, 01:18 AM
Hmmm...I guess it makes sense...FIFA 13 IS boring

Blasphemy! Not did you bespoketh those words akin to shrapnel of bombardiers bosom.

Shahkulu101
06-10-2013, 01:20 AM
I have discovered a strange little man.

That's because you're superficial, roostersrule2.

LoyalACFan
06-10-2013, 01:27 AM
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

rileypoole1234
06-10-2013, 01:35 AM
:nonchalance:

Bashilir
06-10-2013, 02:42 AM
What if I don't have low self esteem and social anxiety? What if this random thread thing became unfunny making you look stupider increasing your low self esteem and social anxiety?

Considering you used "stupider" which isn't even correct, you're in no position to use such a insult.

In case you decide to google "stupider", yes it's on encyclopedias but only because it's been used by ignorant(ignorant as in the incorrect use of the word) people who use it.

Try "more stupid" next time.

roostersrule2
06-10-2013, 02:49 AM
Considering you used "stupider" which isn't even correct, you're in no position to use such a insult.

In case you decide to google "stupider", yes it's on encyclopedias but only because it's been used by ignorant(ignorant as in the incorrect use of the word) people who use it.

Try "more stupid" next time.Actually stupider is a word, more stupid is more correct but it's still a word. So therefore you are in no position to correct grammar.

Shahkulu101
06-10-2013, 02:59 AM
I wholeheartedly apoligise for the birth of this thread...I was really, really bored. I have insomnia at the moment aswell, sleeplessnes is a drug in itself.

roostersrule2
06-10-2013, 03:00 AM
I wholeheartedly apoligise for the birth of this thread...I was really, really bored. I have insomnia at the moment aswell, sleeplessnes is a drug in itself.Hahaha no idea why but this made me laugh.

LoyalACFan
06-10-2013, 03:06 AM
I wholeheartedly apoligise for the birth of this thread...I was really, really bored. I have insomnia at the moment aswell, sleeplessnes is a drug in itself.

You're forgiven ;)

Shahkulu101
06-10-2013, 03:20 AM
Hahaha no idea why but this made me laugh.

If you heard my incredibly charming scotch accent ther'd be love hearts in place of your pupils and you would let out an adorable shriek of laughter. And then, one day we'd meet again, but we would never know it.

Assassin_M
06-10-2013, 03:22 AM
I wholeheartedly apoligise for the birth of this thread...I was really, really bored. I have insomnia at the moment aswell, sleeplessnes is a drug in itself.
you`re not forgiven

Shahkulu101
06-10-2013, 03:25 AM
you`re not forgiven

Oh come onnnnn man! Didn't you chuckle in the slightest? Do you resent me for wasting your time? These are the true questions that shed light on humanties potential to fulfill the prophecy.

Do you want to know the prophecy?

Assassin_M
06-10-2013, 03:29 AM
Do you want to know the prophecy?
Well let`s `ear it
http://gyazo.com/2e6b7dcf0c7df3cfdd8c5902a03ea667.png

Shahkulu101
06-10-2013, 03:45 AM
Well let`s `ear it
http://gyazo.com/2e6b7dcf0c7df3cfdd8c5902a03ea667.png

The world will take advantage of every possible opportunity. No time for principals or moral compasses. Each man will have a beer in one hand and a bosom in the other.

The three tenets of hickeyism:
One must scrounge for coin at all ample times.
One must not have feelings for others.
Always have sexual intercourse a mimimum of six times per week.

Assassin_M
06-10-2013, 03:51 AM
The world will take advantage of every possible opportunity. No time for principals or moral compasses. Each man will have a beer in one hand and a bosom in the other.

The three tenets of hickeyism:
One must scrounge for coin at all ample times.
One must not have feelings for others.
Always have sexual intercourse a mimimum of six times per week.
http://gyazo.com/4991f1eb801cc7757b273d1298619f61.png

Shahkulu101
06-10-2013, 03:57 AM
http://gyazo.com/4991f1eb801cc7757b273d1298619f61.png

Please...no more pictures of the prophet, it is unholy. The eyes of the unworthy looking upon him taint his image.

Da nan da da da...religious controversy.

roostersrule2
06-10-2013, 04:00 AM
Please...no more pictures of the prophet, it is unholy. The eyes of the unworthy looking upon him taint his image.

Da nan da da da...religious controversy.My Prophet>yours.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/pictures/2012/9/12/1347465574181/Yves-Guillemot-009.jpg

Assassin_M
06-10-2013, 04:02 AM
My Prophet>yours.

http://gyazo.com/423ba7782dd9cf1cf7c51a5067ce494d.png

oh my god

Shahkulu101
06-10-2013, 04:03 AM
My Prophet>yours.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/pictures/2012/9/12/1347465574181/Yves-Guillemot-009.jpg

Yves is a godless heathen. Come to think of it though he fits the bill for the religion of Hickeyism.

He SHALL be converted.

roostersrule2
06-10-2013, 04:04 AM
oh my godDon't be startled only the enlightened can see it.

Shahkulu101
06-10-2013, 04:05 AM
http://gyazo.com/423ba7782dd9cf1cf7c51a5067ce494d.png

oh my god

Assassins Creed as we know it has distinguished into nothingness knowing that Yves may have inspired the design of character models.

roostersrule2
06-10-2013, 04:07 AM
Yves is a godless heathen. Come to think of it though he fits the bill for the religion of Hickeyism.

He SHALL be converted.You forget Yves once hired man took his game then fired him to get rid of the competition. He can't be converted he would overrun Hickeyism.

Assassin_M
06-10-2013, 04:11 AM
I will patent this discovery..this discovery is mine

Shahkulu101
06-10-2013, 04:13 AM
You forget Yves once hired man took his game then fired him to get rid of the competition. He can't be converted he would overrun Hickeyism.

Then perhaps...Yves is the god of Hickeyism and Hickey is his son. Hickey is what Jesus is to christianity. It all pieces together. There can be no denial in the face of pure enlightenment.

roostersrule2
06-10-2013, 04:14 AM
I will patent this discovery..this discovery is mineOnce Yves knows an outsider has learned his secrets, you get this phone call

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seRhXyoNrGI

Shahkulu101
06-10-2013, 04:15 AM
I will patent this discovery..this discovery is mine

K, BUT that means you have to write the Holy book of Yves-Hickeyism. Include a moden day and historical testament please.

Kit572
06-10-2013, 05:30 AM
I'm sorry, but I honestly have no idea what everybody is on about here.