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TheHumanTowel
03-24-2013, 02:53 AM
Choose wisely.

itsamea-mario
03-24-2013, 02:55 AM
It was a tough choice between Stephane Chapeau, and stephane Chapeau. But in the end, Stephane Chapeau has to be the worst. just terrible.

MasterAssasin84
03-24-2013, 02:57 AM
Il go for the 4th one down Cheapeau !!

UrDeviant1
03-24-2013, 02:57 AM
I voted Stephane Cheapeau. He's so much more cheaper than the rest.

itsamea-mario
03-24-2013, 03:00 AM
Seriously though, he's terrible. Why does Connor recruit him? He's annoyed because he's been robbed so he goes on a murder spree, killing any redcoat in his path, whether they're guilty or not, he doesn't care, they're wearing a red coat so the should die, their kids won't see their father again because one man was annoyed. Then he brutally murders that guy with a cleaver.
Apparently there was something about Stephane's bloody and needles rampage that Connor thought the order needed.

UrDeviant1
03-24-2013, 03:02 AM
I like to think he was recruited for his ability to make delicious soup.

TheHumanTowel
03-24-2013, 03:04 AM
Seriously though, he's terrible. Why does Connor recruit him? He's annoyed because he's been robbed so he goes on a murder spree, killing any redcoat in his path, whether they're guilty or not, he doesn't care, they're wearing a red coat so the should die, their kids won't see their father again because one man was annoyed. Then he brutally murders that guy with a cleaver.
Apparently there was something about Stephane's bloody and needles rampage that Connor thought the order needed.
And then Connor tells him he did good work that day. Good work!? He's a bloody psychopath. I hope we find find out Washington had him executed in the DLC. That single act would redeem Washinton for me and make him the greatest character in all fiction. That's probably what "The Redemption" is referring to actually.

itsamea-mario
03-24-2013, 03:04 AM
And that's another thing. Seriously Stephane, change your bloody outfit. when i call my assassins i want assassins, not some bloody chef. It makes me look so crap when some bloody cook comes answering my call, might as well have the Swedish chef from the muppets come along and throw spaghetti at them.

Gi1t
03-24-2013, 03:06 AM
I've never even heard of this person. XD

itsamea-mario
03-24-2013, 03:07 AM
I've never even heard of this person. XD

The first Assassin recruit in AC3.

TheHumanTowel
03-24-2013, 03:08 AM
I've never even heard of this person. XD
You're lucky my friend.

I-Like-Pie45
03-24-2013, 03:18 AM
I hate Chapeau!

He killed my Uncle Ben!

itsamea-mario
03-24-2013, 03:21 AM
Chapeau killed my dog.

roostersrule2
03-24-2013, 03:57 AM
Where's Stephane Chapeau? Surely he was the worst?

tinrisky
03-24-2013, 04:00 AM
I hate Clipper only because he's SO glitchy, he will just break defense the enemy guards for 10 minutes. You should see him against Jagers. I just shove him in water whenever I can.

x___Luffy___x
03-24-2013, 11:34 AM
seriously though, he's terrible. Why does connor recruit him? He's annoyed because he's been robbed so he goes on a murder spree, killing any redcoat in his path, whether they're guilty or not, he doesn't care, they're wearing a red coat so the should die, their kids won't see their father again because one man was annoyed. Then he brutally murders that guy with a cleaver.
Apparently there was something about stephane's bloody and needles rampage that connor thought the order needed.


and that's another thing. Seriously stephane, change your bloody outfit. When i call my assassins i want assassins, not some bloody chef. It makes me look so crap when some bloody cook comes answering my call, might as well have the swedish chef from the muppets come along and throw spaghetti at them.


:d :d :d

TinyTemplar
03-24-2013, 11:42 AM
There's no Stephane Chapheau in the list, I think he's the worst

Legendz54
03-24-2013, 11:45 AM
What was Connor thinking... Teach him the tenants.. even though they have not been present since AC1 i think they should return "Stay your blade from the flesh of an innocent" you stupid chef...

silvermercy
03-24-2013, 11:48 AM
None of this. Where is the 6th option for Stephane Chapeau!?

It seems No 2 is winning right now with 0 votes.

Aphex_Tim
03-24-2013, 11:50 AM
I like Stephane Chapheau.

*runs for his life*

Assassin_M
03-24-2013, 11:50 AM
Where`s Ezio ?

silvermercy
03-24-2013, 11:56 AM
Where`s Ezio ?
LOL

Ditto! *ducks below desk*

x___Luffy___x
03-24-2013, 12:05 PM
im laughing watching this thread. really funny.. keep it up people.

Gil_217
03-24-2013, 12:39 PM
As far as the three main protagonists are concerned, I consider Connor the worst Assassin and this is not a knock on Connor, he's not bad, but when compared to the other two, he just doesn't stand a chance. He's probably the best fighter, but regarding true Assassin skills, yeah, the first two are simply better.

Just my opinion of course.

TinyTemplar
03-24-2013, 12:39 PM
Where`s Ezio ?
http://oi45.tinypic.com/2wf8x11.jpg

Aphex_Tim
03-24-2013, 12:40 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcwd74l73P1rokr1bo1_400.gif

Sh*t's called having an opinion!

Assassin_M
03-24-2013, 12:43 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcwd74l73P1rokr1bo1_400.gif
You know...you should remove this...mods see it and you`re getting a warning :/

Assassin_M
03-24-2013, 12:44 PM
Sh*t's called having an opinion!
this too yeah

andreja110s
03-24-2013, 12:47 PM
Man, it´s a hard decision... Stephane Chapeau or Stephane Chapeau... Okay, I think I´ll pick Stephane Chapeau, he´s worse than Stephane Chapeau.

Assassin_M
03-24-2013, 01:00 PM
As far as the three main protagonists are concerned, I consider Connor the worst Assassin and this is not a knock on Connor, he's not bad, but when compared to the other two, he just doesn't stand a chance. He's probably the best fighter, but regarding true Assassin skills, yeah, the first two are simply better.

Just my opinion of course.
I`d say in terms of Assassin skills, Altair > Connor > Ezio

Altair was a silent, calculating, blade in the crowd..he made sure his actions were ONLY discovered AFTER he`s done. made sure to do the job swiftly and promptly. gathered his info, planned his course of action and proceeded. His Infiltrations were very precise, his plans always worked and they usually included secrecy. he made sure he always remained in the crowd whenever possible and let no atrocity committed by his target phase him and cause him to act recklessly. he was patient till the absolute right moment where he`d strike literally from anywhere. his infiltration of Garnier`s fortress was brilliant and his exit was well thought out as well. His places of expertise were always those with active crowds and workers, because it was easier for him to blend with the average citizen; the docks, markets, parties..etc. he was oblivious to every eye when he`s among the people.

Ezio never received proper Assassin training except in blending. most training he received was in combat. He never did any investigating nor did he plan anything on his own (speaking strictly from each Protagonist`s respective first game) I`ll give Ezio some degree of silence in a few Assassinations, but not EVERY one of them like Altair. Ezio was raiding arsenals, made a hell of a lot of noise in the Vatican and his infiltration were not exactly as well planned as Altair`s. A few of Ezio`s Assassinations included lone infiltration and silent elimination, but every time, before most Assassinations he was either aided by armies of mercenaries or already drew attention to himself. I also found it very silly that an Assassin has to partake in carnival games to infiltrate a palace.

Connor was the Warrior of this trio. He said it himself and his actions showed that. His Assassinations were mostly conducted in Battlefields. he managed to pass through Breed`s hill without being noticed and disable the ships in Charleston`s port without drawing much attention before he reached the ships. he disabled the ships and killed everyone on board without making a sound or being detected. Connor at first was not so stealthy, in fact he was a whimp, when he chose to command an entire army of blue coats against red coats commanding them to "fire". He managed to create a plan to infiltrate Fort George in NY and it partially succeeded in creating a diversion and taking away all eyes from his presence in the fort; he also used underground tunnels to reach the fort unnoticed. another stupid (but badass as hell) act was when Connor went hunting for Thomas Hickey. he arrogantly exposed himself and the Assassins as well when he just kicked the door to Hickey`s hideout, it can be argued that his plan did not include killing Hickey, because they would`v imprisoned him instead, but still, I`d have preferred taking no risks and just ending him.

of course, my opinion

lothario-da-be
03-24-2013, 01:02 PM
Hmm hard choice, but its Stéphane for me.

TinyTemplar
03-24-2013, 01:03 PM
You know...you should remove this...mods see it and you`re getting a warning :/

Pardon. That's better?

Assassin_M
03-24-2013, 01:07 PM
Pardon. That's better?
Of course it is, but see...I still have the original in my quote box....I mean, I wouldn't want to get you in trouble or anything

TinyTemplar
03-24-2013, 01:12 PM
Of course it is, but see...I still have the original in my quote box....I mean, I wouldn't want to get you in trouble or anything

I see my friend. But I'm a lawyer and I know what to say on a trial ;)

Assassin_M
03-24-2013, 01:13 PM
I see my friend. But I'm a lawyer and I know what to say on a trial ;)
and I`m Justin Bieber

pirate1802
03-24-2013, 01:13 PM
Probably M uncensored your censored pic to frame you? That sneaky rat..

pirate1802
03-24-2013, 01:14 PM
and I`m Justin Bieber

I knew you had issues. Now its out in the open.

silvermercy
03-24-2013, 01:17 PM
Oh come on people, vote! Vote! We're losing!!

Assassin_M
03-24-2013, 01:18 PM
Oh come on people, vote! Vote! We're losing!!
Ezio

TinyTemplar
03-24-2013, 01:22 PM
Probably M uncensored your censored pic to frame you? That sneaky rat..

That is very perceptive of you )

Assassin_M
03-24-2013, 01:25 PM
Probably M uncensored your censored pic to frame you? That sneaky rat..
And sent it to Apex_tim too yeah

TinyTemplar
03-24-2013, 01:26 PM
I suppose he's going to ban you after such inappropriate message.

Assassin_M
03-24-2013, 01:29 PM
I suppose he's going to ban you after such inappropriate message.
Who ? Shade ? It clearly says who posted the inappropriate message

TinyTemplar
03-24-2013, 01:34 PM
Who ? Shade ? It clearly says who posted the inappropriate message
I see only my friendly message and your inappropriate quote :)

Assassin_M
03-24-2013, 01:45 PM
I see only my friendly message and your inappropriate quote :)
Friendly message where you called my opinion **** ? Yeah Kay...Where did you graduate again ?

TinyTemplar
03-24-2013, 01:54 PM
Friendly message where you called my opinion **** ? Yeah Kay...Where did you graduate again ?

Do you think that Ezio is a bad assassin?

Assassin_M
03-24-2013, 01:55 PM
Do you think that Ezio is a bad assassin?
Worst Assassin in terms of Assassin skill foundations that Altair layed down in AC I, Yes. Yes I do

TinyTemplar
03-24-2013, 01:58 PM
Worst Assassin in terms of Assassin skill foundations that Altair layed down in AC I, Yes. Yes I do
I believe that your opinion is nonsense. Ezio revived what Altair layed down centuries ago.

Assassin_M
03-24-2013, 01:58 PM
I believe that your opinion is nonsense. Ezio revived what Altair layed down centuries ago.
Lol I don't care what you think about my opinion xD

TinyTemplar
03-24-2013, 02:06 PM
Lol I don't care what you think about my opinion xD

Alluding to the fact that Ezio Auditore is the worst assassin you're insulted me as а dedicated believer in assassin's high motives and leadership. I pointed out senseless and not related to the topic attempt to offend my idol and I demand an apology.

Assassin_M
03-24-2013, 02:07 PM
Alluding to the fact that Ezio Auditore is the worst assassin you're insulted me as а dedicated believer in assassin's high motives and leadership. I pointed out senseless and not related to the topic attempt to offend my idol and demand an apology.
Uhhhh Not sure if serious.....At least I hope not

TinyTemplar
03-24-2013, 02:12 PM
Uhhhh Not sure if serious.....At least I hope not

I think we must wait for pirate1802. He has some experience in solving such cases, lol.

roostersrule2
03-24-2013, 02:13 PM
I think we must wait for pirate1802. He has some experience in solving such cases.Ezio is the worst assassin ever.

TinyTemplar
03-24-2013, 02:14 PM
Ezio is the worst assassin ever.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aksdfvib1rph5mm.gif

pirate1802
03-24-2013, 02:14 PM
Verdict: Stealth trolling at its finest. *scoots away*

Assassin_M
03-24-2013, 02:16 PM
Verdict: Stealth trolling at its finest. *scoots away*
Wha- I du- Uhhh Charles ?

TinyTemplar
03-24-2013, 02:16 PM
Verdict: Stealth trolling at its finest. *scoots away*

I'm going to read your fanfic now ;)

p.s. omg, ears everywhere...

roostersrule2
03-24-2013, 02:21 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aksdfvib1rph5mm.gif
Haha it's fun to piss off Ezio fans.

pirate1802
03-24-2013, 02:27 PM
I'm going to read your fanfic now ;)

p.s. omg, ears everywhere...

Its.. a little violent. :|

poptartz20
03-24-2013, 02:33 PM
this is awesome...

After deliberating and drawing a couple of charts and graphs and asking for help from a couple of experts and sleeping on it. I've decided. it's gotta be Ste...Ezio. Haha.

(Not really)

TheHumanTowel
03-24-2013, 07:55 PM
Enough with this Ezio hate. Back to that fiend Stephane.

UrDeviant1
03-24-2013, 07:58 PM
*Votes Ezio*

Oooo I'm so edgy.

Aphex_Tim
03-24-2013, 08:02 PM
*Votes Ezio*

Oooo I'm so edgy.

You're so edgy i could slice bread with you.

TheHumanTowel
03-24-2013, 08:53 PM
*Votes Ezio*

Oooo I'm so edgy.
I bet you think the Templars are right as well you edgy sonofabeach

Sushiglutton
03-24-2013, 09:43 PM
I used Stephane once in the Boston teaparty. He ran up to one of the redcoats and killed him. Then Stephane tried to run onboard one of the ships. Unfortunately it was slippery, or something, because he fell into the water and drowned. It's moment like that the game would need a facepalm button. Anyway I have witnesses this mad-chef's boundless incompetence from up close, so yeah I voted 2.

Assassin_M
03-24-2013, 10:44 PM
Ezio is the worst Assassin ever....right next to Stephan

Erindesh
03-25-2013, 12:26 AM
Poor Stephane is just bad because he had a bad teacher and i don't see him in the poll , he's not that stealthy to not be there :|

I-Like-Pie45
03-25-2013, 12:39 AM
I think Connor is the bestest Assassin cuz hes the only one who hasn't broken any tenets of the Creed yet.

Assassin_M
03-25-2013, 12:41 AM
I think Connor is the bestest Assassin cuz hes the only one who hasn't broken any tenets of the Creed yet.
Yes he did actually. he exposed himself and the Assassins to Thomas Hickey

Erindesh
03-25-2013, 12:44 AM
He killed his best friend , just sayan..

Assassin_M
03-25-2013, 12:46 AM
He killed his best friend , just sayan..
For no reason at all right ? Yeah it`s not like his best friend was attacking him or anything or had a knife to his throat and did not plan on stopping any time soon...

I have a feeling you and I will have a long talk

Erindesh
03-25-2013, 12:52 AM
For no reason at all right ? Yeah it`s not like his best friend was attacking him or anything or had a knife to his throat and did not plan on stopping any time soon...

I have a feeling you and I will have a long talk
no.. it's ok :)

BATISTABUS
03-25-2013, 12:56 AM
Yes he did actually. he exposed himself and the Assassins to Thomas Hickey
I think the weirdest one that I still can't explain is how he literally just walked up to Lee at Haytham's service and let himself be captured...

Assassin_M
03-25-2013, 12:58 AM
I think the weirdest one that I still can't explain is how he literally just walked up to Lee at Haytham's service and let himself be captured...
Oh yeah that one was lame too...I would`v preferred a fight before he was captured...would`v looked better since he WAS injured and fighting injured would probably end with him being understandably captured

Assassin_M
03-25-2013, 12:58 AM
no.. it's ok :)
I`m sorry :|

Acrimonious_Nin
03-25-2013, 01:07 AM
WTF I hate my choices....can I choose that french guy from AC3 that throws piss on the redcoats ?!? XD

I-Like-Pie45
03-25-2013, 01:07 AM
I guess the only realz good assassin left now is the Turkey.

FirestarLuva
03-25-2013, 01:07 AM
I'm torn between Stephane Chapeau and Stephane Chapeau and Stephane Chapeau and Stephane Chapeau AND Stephane Chapeau. :P

Acrimonious_Nin
03-25-2013, 01:23 AM
umm. i am going for the spelling error also known as a TYPO version of his name...that would be the fourth one there!!!! yeah XD I don't know how that happens D:

hoodrat94
03-25-2013, 02:28 AM
Stephane Chapeau = Connor's love interest.
Remember how he stopped walking with sam adams to help chapeau? it was LOVE, he could not resist but save him! XD

pirate1802
03-25-2013, 03:33 AM
Unfortunately it was slippery, or something, because he fell into the water and drowned..

Lmfao!!!