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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:08 PM
http://games.1c.ru/il2/fb.htm

Anyone have a Russian translator? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:08 PM
http://games.1c.ru/il2/fb.htm

Anyone have a Russian translator? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:14 PM
While you're at it, check out this section of the site: http://games.1c.ru/il2/file.htm

Russian manuals for download

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 07:42 PM
Hi

Have you tried this one ?


http://babelfish.altavista.com/

It will help you translating the whole website, i 've just tried it and the more recent info is from march 13th. Nevertheless you can satisfy your needs of information in this way.

I don't know way as i tried to read it sound to me like if i was talking with Arnold Swarzenegger in his DANKO uniform...

Good flight to you !

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adlabs6
06-17-2003, 08:49 PM
Sometime online translators language kaput.

Often, confusion results arrival to owner.

Mouse intake protection is useless variable.

Friends are offensive at bad translator sentence.

Hopefull your writing is not to make others infuriate.

Frequent, babelfish is waffle!

Forgive if my language is foul, unexpected.

Greeting, and enjoy bright sun!



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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 10:54 PM
adlabs6 wrote:

"Sometime online translators language kaput.

Often, confusion results arrival to owner.

Mouse intake protection is useless variable.

Friends are offensive at bad translator sentence.

Hopefull your writing is not to make others infuriate.

Frequent, babelfish is waffle!

Forgive if my language is foul, unexpected.

Greeting, and enjoy bright sun!"

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I thought they all talked like this.

Because this sounds exactly like Oleg everytime I ask him about a flight model issue at ORR.

XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 11:37 PM
- I thought they all talked like this.
-
- Because this sounds exactly like Oleg everytime I
- ask him about a flight model issue at ORR.
-
-

Well, English is not Oleg's first language. What's your excuse?





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Eeeeeeeeeee.......

XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 11:50 PM
man..they are talking about FW190 too...eek

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 11:56 PM
crazyivan1970 wrote:
- man..they are talking about FW190 too...eek


Really Ivan?! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Didn't Oleg tell them, "I am right, you all are wrong...Be Sure"? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif




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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 11:58 PM
Actually he`s not visiting those forums. Looks like he appears only on Sukhoi.ru which is not really appriciated by rather hostile community at 1C lol.

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 12:56 AM
Icarus999 wrote:

"Well, English is not Oleg's first language. What's your excuse?"

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I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain,
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right. I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash,
It's a Gas! Gas! Gas!

I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back,
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash,
It's a Gas! Gas! Gas!



My goodness Icarus, touchy aren't we?

Lost your sense of humor/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif ?



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Message Edited on 06/17/0309:14PM by James_Gang

XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 02:35 AM
I love how whenever they talk about the game, it translates to "IL2 the attack aircraft" /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

--lbhkilla--

http://lbhskier37.freeservers.com/FW190.jpg .

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 02:39 AM
James_Gang wrote:
- My goodness Icarus, touchy aren't we?
-
- Lost your sense of humor.

Did he have one to begin with? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

BTW, thanks for the pic JG...

Anyone wondering why the 190 cockpit complaints have made it all the way to the Russian forums?

http://agw.warbirdsiii.com/bbs/attachment.php?s=&postid=251774


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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 03:03 AM
You have a nice way of launching personal attacks on people, James_Gang, in between whines about being bashed and "harassed" (I always put that word in quotes when dealing with you, because it is so patently absurd).

Did it ever cross your mind the two might just be related? That calling someone on his English skills is dirty pool? How well do you speak and write Russian, James_Gang? Is your grasp on the language as good as your grasp of aeronautics?




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Eeeeeeeeeee.......

XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 03:09 AM
Taz, tazzie, Church Lady...tired of having your arse kicked by Helos and decided to wander over here, have you?


OK, no problem....

(Darn - I had such a good set of lines, but I took another look at your pic and laughed so hard I forgot all the best parts! Shoot!)

<img src=http://junkerjug.freewebspace.com/images/bwtaz.jpg>

You look like someone stuffed a bicycle pump up you and overinflated you.... one of these days you're just gonna burst like a big, empty ol' paper bag.

/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

That pic is a definite keeper.

PS - the "conspiratorial *****" is also a classic. My thanks to Lixma for making me hurt myself with laughter.




Message Edited on 06/17/0310:12PM by Icarus999

XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 03:41 AM
Oh my..... I'll just bump this one and move on....../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

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adlabs6
06-18-2003, 03:46 AM
James_Gang wrote:

- I thought they all talked like this.
-
- Because this sounds exactly like Oleg everytime I
- ask him about a flight model issue at ORR.

James_Gang,

I don't want to get into anything deep over this. Please do not use my words to mock others.

Thank You.

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 03:47 AM
Funny how church lady bashes others for "attacking" people or squads, but is the first to jump on somebody.....




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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 03:51 AM
TaZ_Attack wrote:
-

-
-- Anyone wondering why the 190 cockpit complaints have
- made it all the way to the Russian forums?
-
- <img
- src="http://agw.warbirdsiii.com/bbs/attachment.php
- ?s=&postid=251774"</img>
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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 03:58 AM
Icarus999 wrote:

"You have a nice way of launching personal attacks on people, James_Gang, in between whines about being bashed and "harassed" (I always put that word in quotes when dealing with you, because it is so patently absurd).

Did it ever cross your mind the two might just be related? That calling someone on his English skills is dirty pool? How well do you speak and write Russian, James_Gang? Is your grasp on the language as good as your grasp of aeronautics?"

---------

Are you ok?

I guess not.

You need to lighten up. It's good for your heart.



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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:03 AM
Do you like sexy latin hunks of meet?
<img src=http://junkerjug.freewebspace.com/images/bwtaz.jpg>

Do you liek ponch?
<img src=http://junkerjug.freewebspace.com/images/bwtaz.jpg>

Do you luv ponch?
<img src=http://junkerjug.freewebspace.com/images/bwtaz.jpg>

Would you have hes babys?
<img src=http://junkerjug.freewebspace.com/images/bwtaz.jpg>

Good. I like Tazattack. Hes good peepl.

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:05 AM
TAZ =


http://users.urbi.com.br/leocosta/forums/owned-taz1.jpg


or maybe

http://users.urbi.com.br/leocosta/forums/owned_taz.jpg


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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:06 AM
LMAO @ Adlabs6 HAHAHAHAH


adlabs6 wrote:
- Sometime online translators language kaput.
-
- Often, confusion results arrival to owner.
-
- Mouse intake protection is useless variable.
-
- Friends are offensive at bad translator sentence.
-
- Hopefull your writing is not to make others
- infuriate.
-
- Frequent, babelfish is waffle!
-
- Forgive if my language is foul, unexpected.
-
- Greeting, and enjoy bright sun!

XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:07 AM
Some of you guys are about as much fun as a broken leg. I wonder if your nationality has anything to do with it?

If you can't take a joke that's your problem. Not mine.

You want to be insulted every other post so be it. I hope one day you can hold your head high without depending upon other people here to do it for you by tiptoeing around in your presense.

And I notice you don't seem to have any trouble slinging insults at my country, the U. S.

Icarus you got an attitude problem.

Why don't you stop following me around. And we wont have any further problems.

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Mark Twain


Message Edited on 06/17/0311:11PM by James_Gang

XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:09 AM
James_Gang wrote:
-
- Icarus you got an attitude problem.
-
- Why don't you stop following me around. And we wont
- have any further problems.

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06-18-2003, 04:10 AM
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06-18-2003, 04:14 AM
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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:15 AM
I've discovered the problem with a few contributors on this forum.

There are some serious mental problems that decided to come here instead of seeking the obvious help they need.

I wont mention any names.

We can't help you, and it's not our fault you are like this.

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:16 AM
ROFLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

<Center> I had a cool signature here, but obviously the word document is vulgar.</Center>


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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:18 AM
Some odd goings on here, I tell ya.

http://www.engrish.com/clothing/image/hate.jpg




http://www.jw-design.net/SIGGINEW.jpg


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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:22 AM
OMFG!! I almost died reading this thread....good work guys, thanks!!!

Regards,
VFC*Crazyivan

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:25 AM
TaZ_Attack wrote:
- BTW, thanks for the pic JG...
-
- Anyone wondering why the 190 cockpit complaints have
- made it all the way to the Russian forums?
-
- <img
- src="http://agw.warbirdsiii.com/bbs/attachment.php
- ?s=&postid=251774"</img>

Look at all the pretty red lines!

Yet another totally meaningless, out of context photoshop job.

Sheesh.

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:26 AM
James_Gang wrote:
- I've discovered the problem with a few contributors
- on this forum.
-
- There are some serious mental problems that decided
- to come here instead of seeking the obvious help
- they need.
-
- I wont mention any names.
-
- We can't help you, and it's not our fault you are
- like this.


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/diaper.jpg





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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:30 AM
James_Gang wrote:
-- I've discovered the problem with a few contributors
-- on this forum.
--
-- There are some serious mental problems that decided
-- to come here instead of seeking the obvious help
-- they need.
--
--

<img src=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/spam5.gif>

<Center> I had a cool signature here, but obviously the word document is vulgar.</Center>


<Center> In case you need it spelled out, I am still a Blitzpig. That's B-L-I-T-Z-P-I-G</Center>

XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:30 AM
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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:32 AM
http://af-helos.freewebspace.com/Tazdiaper.jpg

Props to Vosk


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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:33 AM
James_Gang wrote:
---------------
-
-
-
- I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
- And I howled at my ma in the driving rain,
- But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
- But it's all right. I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash,
- It's a Gas! Gas! Gas!
-
- I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
- I was schooled with a strap right across my back,
- But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
- But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash,
- It's a Gas! Gas! Gas!
-
-
-
- My goodness Icarus, touchy aren't we?
-
-

OMG a song that has nothing to do with what he just said!!!

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<Center> I had a cool signature here, but obviously the word document is vulgar.</Center>


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adlabs6
06-18-2003, 04:33 AM
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06-18-2003, 04:34 AM
USAFHelos wrote:
http://af-helos.freewebspace.com/Tazdiaper.jpg


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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:36 AM
James_Gang wrote:

- My goodness Icarus, touchy aren't we?


JG awards the:

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:37 AM
USAFHelos wrote:
- <img
- src="http://af-helos.freewebspace.com/Tazdiaper.jp
- g">


NO, NO TAZ PICS!!!! YOU SET OFF THE ALARM!

<img src=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay9.gif>

<Center> I had a cool signature here, but obviously the word document is vulgar.</Center>


<Center> In case you need it spelled out, I am still a Blitzpig. That's B-L-I-T-Z-P-I-G</Center>

XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:43 AM
Euro Snoopy's gonna lock this anytime you know.


<img src=http://www.thesimpsons.com/bios/images/bios_townspeople_wiggum.gif>

Better be careful @_@

<Center> I had a cool signature here, but obviously the word document is vulgar.</Center>


<Center> In case you need it spelled out, I am still a Blitzpig. That's B-L-I-T-Z-P-I-G</Center>

XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:44 AM
James_Gang wrote:
-
-
- And I notice you don't seem to have any trouble
- slinging insults at my country, the U. S.
-
Where did anybody insult the US in this thread?

You trying to give lessons about how to take a joke is the ultimate fun.....





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06-18-2003, 04:56 AM
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06-18-2003, 04:58 AM
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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 05:00 AM
Hittson wrote:

"OMG a song that has nothing to do with what he just said!!!"

NN_Veverka

"You trying to give lessons about how to take a joke is the ultimate fun....."


----------


Oh never mind, there's no hope.

Just refer to post #4.




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06-18-2003, 05:01 AM
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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 05:03 AM
Nice try. Notice a few things about the photo. Like its slanted itself, and the angle of the guns. That is a true indicator of how it flew. If you guys want to prove it flew nose down, get some blueprints that show the guns are angled up, and stop doctoring photo's. IT PROVES NOTHING! You guys have no limits when it comes to getting what YOU want. Even doctoring photo's. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Never try to get one over on a Photoshop expert.

http://gibbageart.havagame.com/190levela.jpg


Gib

TaZ_Attack wrote:
-
- James_Gang wrote:
-- My goodness Icarus, touchy aren't we?
--
-- Lost your sense of humor.
-
-
- BTW, thanks for the pic JG...
-
- Anyone wondering why the 190 cockpit complaints have
- made it all the way to the Russian forums?
-
-

"You dont win a war by dieing for your country. You win a war by making the other fool die for his country."

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 05:04 AM
James_Gang wrote:

-
-
- Oh never mind, there's no hope.
-
-
-
-
-
-
-


Aww, there are places you can go.

<Center> I had a cool signature here, but obviously the word document is vulgar.</Center>


<Center> In case you need it spelled out, I am still a Blitzpig. That's B-L-I-T-Z-P-I-G</Center>

XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 05:08 AM
That's THREE threads that nosed into the ground!!!

Whoopedy doo!!!

<Center> I had a cool signature here, but obviously the word document is vulgar.</Center>


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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 05:08 AM
James_Gang wrote:
-- Oh never mind, there's no hope.
-
- Just refer to post #4.
-
-

Post #4 was funny. #5 is not that much funny. It's easy to criticize one's ability to master a language. Try Russian yourself....


Oh, and I see you omit the question about insulting the US.

You saw something that doesn't exist again, eh?
Try a google search, it helped you so much before....

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 05:08 AM
Gibbage look at the horozontal stabilizer and the wing plane.

It follows the red line, not the blue one you drew.

Nice try though.

Why would you want to distort reality?

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 05:09 AM
One person posting in this thread has been banned from every major IL-2/FB related forum at least once. Guess which person?

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 05:10 AM
NN_Veverka wrote:

"Post #4 was funny. #5 is not that much funny. It's easy to criticize one's ability to master a language. Try Russian yourself....


Oh, and I see you omit the question about insulting the US.

You saw something that doesn't exist again, eh?
Try a google search, it helped you so much before...."

------------

Why does it bother you so much?

Do you get these feelings often?



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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 05:11 AM
Nobody insulted your country (which is mine too), but if they did just remember that everybody's country gets bashed in this place.

<Center> I had a cool signature here, but obviously the word document is vulgar.</Center>


<Center> In case you need it spelled out, I am still a Blitzpig. That's B-L-I-T-Z-P-I-G</Center>

XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 05:12 AM
So they built all FW's to fire there high caliber rounds DOWN? Interesting? Thats why they lost the war!!! They were pointing the guns the wrong way.

Rotating a pic proves nothing. Like I said, show me a blueprint were the guns are pointing UP.

Gib.


James_Gang wrote:
- Gibbage look at the horozontal stabilizer and the
- wing plane.
-
- It follows the red line, not the blue one you drew.
-
- Nice try though.
-
- Why would you want to distort reality?
-
---------------------------------------
-
- "Loyalty to the country always, loyalty to the
- government when it deserves it."
-
- Mark Twain
-



"You dont win a war by dieing for your country. You win a war by making the other fool die for his country."

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Message Edited on 06/17/0308:30PM by Gibbage1

XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 05:12 AM
Avoiding the question again JG. You seem to make that often.....

Go back in the woods, you're surely better at building a cabin than at debating.

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 05:16 AM
NN_Veverka wrote:

"Go back in the woods, you're surely better at building a cabin than at debating."

----------

5 on 1 sound fair to you?

That's alright I'm a big boy.



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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 05:16 AM
Hello, ...somebody locked me in. OMG!!!!!

Free Veverka!!! Hunter, vhere are yoo?

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 05:16 AM
lock is not working

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 05:18 AM
James_Gang wrote:

-
- 5 on 1 sound fair to you?
-
- That's alright I'm a big boy.
-


Well, start by answering simple question, big boy. It seems difficult enough for you.

Too much class skipping? It shows you know


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Message Edited on 06/18/0312:19AM by NN_Veverka