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freddie_1897
10-11-2012, 06:50 PM
the forums are getting quieter. i doubt that many new things will be announced aside from that hacking thing. so i decided that it would be a fun idea to post your favourite quotes of all time.

these can be from anywhere, they can be funny, epic, sad, etc. just post your favourite quotes so we can all have a good time reading through them.

here's a funny one that i like: "politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason"

and here's an epic one that i like from kurt cobain "it is better to be hated for who you are, than loved for who you are not"

so. get quoting!

Locopells
10-11-2012, 07:22 PM
"They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as fire lighters."

Ielgon
10-11-2012, 07:26 PM
"They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as fire lighters."

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?

Locopells
10-11-2012, 07:26 PM
That's the one!

MT4K
10-11-2012, 07:28 PM
"I wonder the testicle"

I couldn't resist :rolleyes:.

Locopells
10-11-2012, 07:35 PM
OK, let me try another one:

"Getting a movie made in Hollywood is like trying to grill a steak by having a succession of people coming into the room and breathing on it."

Ubisoft beware...

andreja110s
10-11-2012, 07:45 PM
˝.... and I would also like to thank my parents, especially my mom and dad.˝
Canīt remember from who this is, but I think itīs Justin Bieber... Just to be clear, I am not one of his fans, I just think this is funny

DinoSteve1
10-11-2012, 07:47 PM
Winter is Coming.



Enough said.

kuled2012
10-11-2012, 07:49 PM
˝.... and I would also like to thank my parents, especially my mom and dad.˝
Canīt remember from who this is, but I think itīs Justin Bieber... Just to be clear, I am not one of his fans, I just think this is funny

Oh my god XD

Locopells
10-11-2012, 07:55 PM
Oh, oh, oh, I got another one!

"The Wolves are Running"

rileypoole1234
10-11-2012, 07:55 PM
"I wonder the testicle"

Oh yes, I wonder how many people still know this quote now.

I like this one: "If two out of three people SUFFER from diarhhrea, does that mean one actually enjoys it?

ACfan443
10-11-2012, 07:59 PM
"It is not enough to succeed, others must fail"

Have a guess where that's from ;) (apart from Gore Vidal)

Escappa
10-11-2012, 08:02 PM
My favorite qoute from my favorite comedy-group:

“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”

Also like this one:

"Don't worry about the world ending today, in Australia ist's already tomorrow."

DinoSteve1
10-11-2012, 08:03 PM
I AM THE LAW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJiYrRcfQo)

andreja110s
10-11-2012, 08:04 PM
"If two out of three people SUFFER from diarhhrea, does that mean one actually enjoys it?

Hahahaha XD

DinoSteve1
10-11-2012, 08:06 PM
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSe38dzJYkY)

POP1Fan
10-11-2012, 08:08 PM
"-Honey, did you miss me?
-With every bullet so far..."

lothario-da-be
10-11-2012, 08:11 PM
'If the world ends in 2012 just go to Wallonia, there they still come 50 years behind '
Only Belgians will understand ;)

DinoSteve1
10-11-2012, 08:15 PM
Said by no one really, but its a quote I live by: 'Never pack a Gob****e, because you will always find one were you're going'.

Silhouelle
10-11-2012, 08:19 PM
"We are the architects of our own imprisonment." Either Macros or Milamber from the book 'Magician', by Raymond E. Feist. Can't remember anymore which of them says it. :b

Locopells
10-11-2012, 09:55 PM
"Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock."

freddie_1897
10-11-2012, 11:21 PM
"I lost my virginity aged 16, two years later I found it again"

JumpInTheFire13
10-11-2012, 11:32 PM
Said by no one really, but its a quote I live by: 'Never pack a Gob****e, because you will always find one were you're going'.
What is that word supposed to be?


"We are the architects of our own imprisonment." Either Macros or Milamber from the book 'Magician', by Raymond E. Feist. Can't remember anymore which of them says it. :b
I love those books!!!!!

Soulid_Snake
10-11-2012, 11:41 PM
UK Economy joke about benefit cuts made by the currently elected political party - "The Conservative Party putting the N in CUTS"

sticks165
10-12-2012, 12:12 AM
" I'm in lesbians with you.."