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OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 07:47 PM
Hey guys, this is a thread where you can role play, AC (or off-topic) style!
No discussion, just Role Play, example!

User1: *Murders User2*
User2: *Dodges, hides, grabs blade, kills*
User3 * Murders both while laughing manically!!*

And so you see how it works, have fun! :)

rileypoole1234
06-12-2012, 07:50 PM
*Looks around, nods head in approval*

itsamea-mario
06-12-2012, 07:52 PM
*Goes for riley's head with a picaxe*

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 07:53 PM
*Hides behind rileypoole, unsheathe's sword.*

reddragonhrcro
06-12-2012, 07:53 PM
*Crossed hands and nods aswell*

"Yeah sure"

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 07:54 PM
*Uses sword to murder mario, decapitating him, then pierces sword through reddragonhrcro's chest, stands on the pile of their bodies, cheers!*

rileypoole1234
06-12-2012, 07:56 PM
*Goes for riley's head with a picaxe*

*takes a crippling blow to the head*

*gets up and falls back down*

JCearlyyears
06-12-2012, 07:59 PM
*spawns tree.*

reddragonhrcro
06-12-2012, 07:59 PM
*Uses sword to murder mario, decapitating him, then pierces sword through reddragonhrcro's chest, stands on the pile of their bodies, cheers!*

*side-roll followed by a tail sweep*

"Not fast enough..."
:cool:

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 08:01 PM
*side-roll followed by a tail sweep*

"Not fast enough..."
:cool:
*Uses dragonrend shout from Skyrim, kills reddragonhrcro while he is incapacitated*

rileypoole1234
06-12-2012, 08:03 PM
*spawns tree.*

*Glitches out for a second*

JCearlyyears
06-12-2012, 08:04 PM
*spawns another tree*

UrDeviant1
06-12-2012, 08:05 PM
* Unsheathes 2 daedric daggers, go's windmilling In*

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 08:06 PM
* Unsheathes 2 daedric daggers, go's windmilling In*
*Uses Apple of Eden to control you, makes you start carmeldansen*

JCearlyyears
06-12-2012, 08:06 PM
A large fight ensues.

rileypoole1234
06-12-2012, 08:07 PM
*spawns another tree*

*Is glitch thrown into the sky by tree*

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 08:07 PM
*Kills JCearlyyears, but it fails*

itsamea-mario
06-12-2012, 08:08 PM
*resurects*

Right Miles, Time to settle this!

*charges through the rainy japanese forest with sword drawn*

JCearlyyears
06-12-2012, 08:09 PM
God view from above, an option appears, "Insert Ezio here."
Large quantities of casualties result.

rileypoole1234
06-12-2012, 08:09 PM
*resurects*

Right Miles, Time to settle this!

*charges through the rainy japanese forest with sword drawn*

*Gets popcorn out*

*munches away*

UrDeviant1
06-12-2012, 08:10 PM
*Uses Apple of Eden to control you, makes you start carmeldansen*

*summons Chuck Norris to kick your head In*

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 08:10 PM
*resurects*

Right Miles, Time to settle this!

*charges through the rainy japanese forest with sword drawn*
*Charges through aforementioned forest with katana drawn! Crashes into Mario*

reddragonhrcro
06-12-2012, 08:10 PM
*Uses dragonrend shout from Skyrim, kills reddragonhrcro while he is incapacitated*

*Zero-shiffting dodge*
"Wait what now?"

*Pulls out 2 VP70´s and shoots all around Miles missing him by cm´s*

"Consider that a small part of my skills"

UrDeviant1
06-12-2012, 08:11 PM
*Charges through aforementioned forest with katana drawn! Crashes into Mario*

*points and laughs as you both lay dazed on the ground*

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 08:12 PM
*points and laughs as you both lay dazed on the ground*
*Turns towards you, picks up Mario's sword, and chases after you with both weapons!"

rileypoole1234
06-12-2012, 08:14 PM
*Climbs up nearby mountain*

*Eats blue flower found on mountain*

*Everything is a nightmare*

UrDeviant1
06-12-2012, 08:14 PM
*Turns towards you, picks up Mario's sword, and chases after you with both weapons!"

*Doesn't run. LIKE A BAWS*

reddragonhrcro
06-12-2012, 08:16 PM
*Suddendly out of nowhere zombies start to apear all around us*

"Looks like we got other things to solve first"

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 08:16 PM
*Doesn't run. LIKE A BAWS*
*Impales both weapons in your face, then runs away, and commits seppuku*

JCearlyyears
06-12-2012, 08:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQkaD6fG8mk&feature=player_detailpage
Yes indeed.

itsamea-mario
06-12-2012, 08:17 PM
*runs at tree, does a backflip off it, lands behind miles and grabs him from behind*

rileypoole1234
06-12-2012, 08:17 PM
*Suddendly out of nowhere zombies start to apear all around us*

"Looks like we got other things to solve first"

*Unsheathes cutlass*

"I've been waiting to use this."

UrDeviant1
06-12-2012, 08:19 PM
*Unsheathes cutlass*

"I've been waiting to use this."

*steals your cutlass and runs away*

reddragonhrcro
06-12-2012, 08:19 PM
*Prepares katana and combat knife for use*

"Time to have some fun"

*Gunslinging with 2 VP70´s at random directions and taking down zombies with headshots and brutal melee moves*

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 08:19 PM
*runs at tree, does a backflip off it, lands behind miles and grabs him from behind*
*Possesses your body, then jumps off building, and in 1 second before your body lands, un-possesses, leaving you splat.*


*Unsheathes cutlass*

"I've been waiting to use this."
*Joins you in cutlass wielding*
"What are we fighting?"

JCearlyyears
06-12-2012, 08:20 PM
The zombies grow in number for no apparent reason, God view from above, an option appears, "Insert Ezio here."
Large quantities of casualties result.

itsamea-mario
06-12-2012, 08:23 PM
*now dead enough to be a zombie, but alive enough to remain conscious becomes leader of zombie horde*

*orders all zombies to kill Originalmiles*

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 08:25 PM
*now dead enough to be a zombie, but alive enough to remain conscious becomes leader of zombie horde*

*orders all zombies to kill Originalmiles*
*Removes mask and reveals to be the OriginalZombieMiles, who started the Zombies attacking, and is boss of all Zombies, commands them to kill Mario, no questions asked!*

JCearlyyears
06-12-2012, 08:25 PM
I know what we need to do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFLq7cyHKMg&feature=player_detailpage
*sends thousands of assassins to kill you.

itsamea-mario
06-12-2012, 08:28 PM
*becomes blade-style zombie hunter, and spends rest of life dedicated to hunting zombie's until i find miles*

rileypoole1234
06-12-2012, 08:29 PM
*Pulls out Mauser pistol*

"This may get interesting."

reddragonhrcro
06-12-2012, 08:32 PM
*Kills a whole bunch of zombies with katana and combat knife combos*

"Well that was fun..."

JCearlyyears
06-12-2012, 08:34 PM
Drops nuclear bomb, falls from high in the sky and is rapidly approaching the ground.

rileypoole1234
06-12-2012, 08:34 PM
*Lights pipe and watches as it drops*

Assassin_M
06-12-2012, 08:35 PM
*arrives riding a camel*

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 08:36 PM
*arrives riding a camel*
*Welcomes, ask's if I can ride camel with you*

reddragonhrcro
06-12-2012, 08:38 PM
*Sees the bomb falling with my sharp view and grabs everyone to pull out of dangerzone*

"That was a close call"

Assassin_M
06-12-2012, 08:38 PM
"GET DOWN YOU RAPIST !!"

*shoots with pistol*

freddie_1897
06-12-2012, 08:38 PM
*walks in with one arm and a gun, covers his fellow Brits by shooting the zombies and the foreigners until he is finally taken down In a heroic last stand as zombies overrun him, then he reveals himself to be the terminator, and starts blowing stuff up, then pulls of his skin to reveal he is in fact a spider, he lays eggs in Riley's brain that insure his survival, but binds him to Riley, meaning if one of them dies the other dies but they both have the unnatural ability to shape shift into various forms

UrDeviant1
06-12-2012, 08:39 PM
*Stumbles across an alien artifact which grants me the ability to fly and fire red ants out my hands*

freddie_1897
06-12-2012, 08:40 PM
Oh, and it also makes Riley into spiderman

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 08:40 PM
*walks in with one arm and a gun, covers his fellow Brits by shooting the zombies and the foreigners until he is finally taken down In a heroic last stand as zombies overrun him, then he reveals himself to be the terminator, and starts blowing stuff up, then pulls of his skin to reveal he is in fact a spider, he lays eggs in Riley's brain that insure his survival, but binds him to Riley, meaning if one of them dies the other dies but they both have the unnatural ability to shape shift into various forms
*Betrays Freddie, kills him with his own gun, then rips the other arm off!*

TheHumanTowel
06-12-2012, 08:42 PM
"*makes racist comment and sparks internet flame war." is something a black person would say

freddie_1897
06-12-2012, 08:42 PM
*starts singing in the native Aztec language and his fellow tribesmen join him in an attempt to block out the sun, stopping the evil rule of lightest once and for all

Assassin_M
06-12-2012, 08:42 PM
*Betrays Freddie, kills him with his own gun, then rips the other arm off!*
*rides the camel swiftly and grabs the gun*
"U dead"

rileypoole1234
06-12-2012, 08:43 PM
*Betrays Freddie, kills him with his own gun, then rips the other arm off!*

*Dies*

*Comes back to life*

"Whoa"

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 08:43 PM
*Hides in a park and murders people, jump out a window, murder people, then kills person named Mario*

rileypoole1234
06-12-2012, 08:45 PM
Oh, and it also makes Riley into spiderman

*Starts web slinging all over the place, webs Miles' face*

freddie_1897
06-12-2012, 08:46 PM
*Betrays Freddie, kills him with his own gun, then rips the other arm off!*
"TRANSFORMERS, TRANSFORM!" turns into giant robot thing and smashes miles into oblivion where he dies, then transforms into private jet and him, M and Riley travel to pandora where they befriend blue people and gather an army against the original miles

reddragonhrcro
06-12-2012, 08:46 PM
*Looks around,places musical instruments*

"Time to party!"

*Pulls out a BC Rich Kerry King V and starts to play"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-0lZrEl8

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 08:47 PM
"TRANSFORMERS, TRANSFORM!" turns into giant robot thing and smashes miles into oblivion where he dies, then transforms into private jet and him, M and Riley travel to pandora where they befriend blue people and gather an army against the original miles
*Does the same, except with pink and red people, and ponies*

Assassin_M
06-12-2012, 08:48 PM
*scratches head* "MAN WITH GUN HERE !! HELLO ??"

reddragonhrcro
06-12-2012, 08:49 PM
*Pulls out Mauser pistol*

"This may get interesting."

"A C96?You got style";)

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 08:50 PM
*scratches head* "MAN WITH GUN HERE !! HELLO ??"
*Murders with Prototype powers!*

freddie_1897
06-12-2012, 08:52 PM
*Does the same, except with pink and red people, and ponies*
Goes into skyrim and brings everyone back to fight you, then goes into every film/game/book and brings them all back to fight each other. Then goes back home and watches all the commotion on TV with his cats and a duvet on top of him.

rileypoole1234
06-12-2012, 08:52 PM
*Murders with Prototype powers!*

*Fires off a heat seeker from Freddie's giant robot thing*

Medo3G
06-12-2012, 08:56 PM
*Picks up portal gun and gets himself in an infinite loop*
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew"

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 08:57 PM
*Dies*

rileypoole1234
06-12-2012, 08:58 PM
*Picks up portal gun and gets himself in an infinite loop*
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew"

*Drops explosive into one of the portals*

"heheheh"

reddragonhrcro
06-12-2012, 08:59 PM
*Picks up portal gun and gets himself in an infinite loop*
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew"

*Watches and trows himself to the ground*

"Hahahahaha!" XD

Medo3G
06-12-2012, 09:05 PM
*explosive throws him out of the loop and a companion cube falls out of nowhere on his head*
*dies happily*

Assassin_M
06-12-2012, 09:06 PM
*uses his Dragonball to summon shenron*

reddragonhrcro
06-12-2012, 09:09 PM
*Is joined by others in playing the most epic song in rock history*
"All set?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u32Qupdd10

rileypoole1234
06-12-2012, 09:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u32Qupdd10

*Wonders why they make you play the piano part with the guitar*

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 09:14 PM
*Kills riley on accident!*

rileypoole1234
06-12-2012, 09:16 PM
*Kills riley on accident!*

*Dies*

*Is a ghost*

*Jumps back into body*

"Whoa"

reddragonhrcro
06-12-2012, 09:16 PM
*Wonders why they make you play the piano part with the guitar*

"Well ingame its bassicly to kill time as there isn´t very much of guitar play but its epic,anyway theres more then 4 of us so someone has the piano"

Medo3G
06-12-2012, 09:18 PM
*Is joined by others in playing the most epic song in rock history*
"All set?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u32Qupdd10
*turned into virtual identity
hacks aperture mainframe into youtube*
"Beep Bop"

freddie_1897
06-12-2012, 09:26 PM
Teen spirit doesn't smell like 4 plastic buttons *grabs a real guitar and plays bohemian rhapsody"

reddragonhrcro
06-12-2012, 09:29 PM
Teen spirit doesn't smell like 4 plastic buttons *grabs a real guitar and plays bohemian rhapsody"

"The video was just for simulation of the awesomnes of the song,nothing better then an awesome stage presentation,by the way noted on page 6 real guitar"

rileypoole1234
06-12-2012, 09:41 PM
"The video was just for simulation of the awesomnes of the song,nothing better then an awesome stage presentation,by the way noted on page 6 real guitar"

*Is transported to the world of Brutal Legend where he plays guitar while lighting bolts are shooting down all over the place*

*Drives off in the deuce with Ophelia in the passengers seat*

"Does this make me a creep?"

*Thinks to himself*

OriginalMiles
06-12-2012, 09:43 PM
*Is transported to the world of Brutal Legend where he plays guitar while lighting bolts are shooting down all over the place*

*Drives off in the deuce with Ophelia in the passengers seat*

"Does this make me a creep?"

*Thinks to himself*
*Sneaks up behind you unnoticed, murders with hidden blade*
"Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha"

reddragonhrcro
06-12-2012, 09:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=remZ4VHX0j4&feature=player_embedded#!
:cool:

rileypoole1234
06-12-2012, 09:52 PM
*Sneaks up behind you unnoticed, murders with hidden blade*
"Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha"

*This song starts playing as he slowly teeters on the edge of life and death*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6TzeuxwO7A

*Falls down in a heap, but still lives*

*Crawls away*

Epsilonyx
06-13-2012, 11:15 AM
*Adjusts brightness. Removes controls, tutorials, updates and money from HUD. Unpauses.*

*Pauses, adjusting brightness again. Unpauses.*

*Selects stiletto and throwing knife.*

*Wipes moist hands on pant leg.*

Medo3G
06-13-2012, 11:37 AM
*Adjusts brightness. Removes controls, tutorials, updates and money from HUD. Unpauses.*

*Pauses, adjusting brightness again. Unpauses.*

*Selects stiletto and throwing knife.*

*Wipes moist hands on pant leg.*

*GLaDOS turns him into a turret*
"Target acquired"

Epsilonyx
06-13-2012, 12:00 PM
*GLaDOS turns him into a turret*
"Target acquired"

*Attempts to fire on target.*

*Fails due to ****ty Samsung facial recognition technology.*

*Falls over and breaks.*

*Attempts to redeem warranty at local JB Hifi.*

*Is notified that the warranty ran out two hours and eight minutes ago.*

*Returns to one-room student apartment on crutches.*

*Looks at mirror.*

"Target acquired."

*Wallows in self-pity.*

Medo3G
06-13-2012, 12:04 PM
*Attempts to fire on target.*

*Fails due to ****ty Samsung facial recognition technology.*

*Falls over and breaks.*

*Attempts to redeem warranty at local JB Hifi.*

*Is notified that the warranty ran out two hours and eight minutes ago.*

*Returns to one-room student apartment on crutches.*

*Looks at mirror.*

"Target acquired."

*Wallows in self-pity.*

*Gets incinerated*
"No hard feelings"

rileypoole1234
06-13-2012, 03:23 PM
*Sneezes*

freddie_1897
06-13-2012, 03:39 PM
*realises that there is one evil left to vanquish, and is now taking members for his justin bieber kill team"

reddragonhrcro
06-13-2012, 03:44 PM
*realises that there is one evil left to vanquish, and is now taking members for his justin bieber kill team"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS9sUm5Y0sg

freddie_1897
06-13-2012, 03:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS9sUm5Y0sg
dont delay this, there has got to be a Justin Bieber kill team.

actually we shall be known as the BSKT, the bad performer kill team

reddragonhrcro
06-13-2012, 03:57 PM
"I got the perfect man for the job."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXfMI7xVPj4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA_0goQWvgU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWsQeA4j9QM&feature=results_video&playnext =1&list=PL5FD6151EF897F5C5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH3MLmvhuCA&feature=relmfu
:cool:

freddie_1897
06-13-2012, 04:29 PM
yes, good, get him, but there is no room for mistakes, we need more people

reddragonhrcro
06-13-2012, 04:47 PM
*Pulls out power guitar*
"Anyone else wana join?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hDraLgNH7o
:cool:

Medo3G
06-13-2012, 04:58 PM
*At the base*
"Team Aspiration, Operation JailBreak is a go"

OriginalMiles
06-13-2012, 07:22 PM
*Returns and kills dragon!*

reddragonhrcro
06-13-2012, 08:13 PM
*Returns and kills dragon!*

*Puts tail and Miles trips over it*
"You wana mess around or kill Bieber?"

rileypoole1234
06-13-2012, 09:14 PM
*At the base*
"Team Aspiration, Operation JailBreak is a go"

*Fires a missile into a jail*

"Jail is broken"

OriginalMiles
06-13-2012, 09:41 PM
*Puts tail and Miles trips over it*
"You wana mess around or kill Bieber?"
"Kill Beiber!"
*Possesses Beiber and jumps off building then exits body at last second, killing Beiber. then eats cookie*

reddragonhrcro
06-13-2012, 09:48 PM
"Whats this door?Hm..."

*Wesker jumps in*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJDwfhKua4E


"Oh yeah right its Weskers por-...um... i better not say that"

Medo3G
06-13-2012, 09:51 PM
"Good Job ,return to base"
*Wives of wounded soldiers cry while the mission observant throws paper in the air*

OriginalMiles
06-13-2012, 10:01 PM
"Good Job ,return to base"
*Wives of wounded soldiers cry while the mission observant throws paper in the air*
*Kills the observant with hidden blade!*

Guys, wasn't this an Assassin's Creed RP thread?

EDIT: Sorry just remembered the off topic in the title!

Epsilonyx
06-14-2012, 05:29 AM
*Questions the morality of murdering someone due to their easily earned success.*

reddragonhrcro
06-14-2012, 03:20 PM
*Questions the morality of murdering someone due to their easily earned success.*

"He is just a spoiled brat who thinks that his music is the best,real music is much better,like:Black Sabbath,DIO,Deep Purple,Whitesnake,Dire Straits,Guns N Roses,Queen,Genesis,Europe,Asia,Nazareth,ELO,..."

*Pizza is done,goes to eat*

OriginalMiles
06-14-2012, 08:09 PM
*Hides in dragon's oven, jumps out when he passes and assassinates him*
"Hahahaha"

reddragonhrcro
06-14-2012, 08:26 PM
*Hides in dragon's oven, jumps out when he passes and assassinates him*
"Hahahaha"
"Guessed that you would pop up."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6YMXXutxI8&feature=related

Assassin_M
06-14-2012, 09:41 PM
*releases ki wave"

Jexx21
06-14-2012, 11:02 PM
fus ro dah

reddragonhrcro
06-15-2012, 12:20 PM
"We walk toward desire
Hand and hand
Trought fields of fire
With only love to light the way
On the road to Judgement Day."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBRlG0pVVA4&feature=related

reddragonhrcro
06-15-2012, 09:11 PM
"Where is anybody?"

OriginalMiles
06-15-2012, 09:28 PM
"Where is anybody?"
"In your Oven!!!!!"
*Jumps out*

reddragonhrcro
06-16-2012, 12:45 PM
"In your Oven!!!!!"
*Jumps out*

*Backrolls and pushes Miles with legs on and he flies out trought the window*

"Wow"

OriginalMiles
06-16-2012, 01:50 PM
*Backrolls and pushes Miles with legs on and he flies out trought the window*

"Wow"
"You always thwart my plans reddragonhrcro, you are now my forum rival, watch your tail! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
*Chokes and dies*

reddragonhrcro
06-16-2012, 02:22 PM
"You always thwart my plans reddragonhrcro, you are now my forum rival, watch your tail! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
*Chokes and dies*

"...?You should spend less time in the Animus,it made you a bit kill-happy..."

OriginalMiles
06-16-2012, 03:14 PM
"...?You should spend less time in the Animus,it made you a bit kill-happy..."
"Kill happy? No I'm not, not not not!! Heheheheeheheeheehe haahahahaha!!!!"
*Rocks in foetal position*

Artemis88
06-17-2012, 10:19 PM
*walks in to find OriginalMiles rocking on the floor*

Err...does anyone know why? *points*

reddragonhrcro
06-17-2012, 11:01 PM
"Party rocking?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkTt9k4Y-a8&ob=av2e

rileypoole1234
06-18-2012, 12:01 AM
*walks in to find OriginalMiles rocking on the floor*

Err...does anyone know why? *points*

*Looks at Artemis, thinks he's seen a ghost*

"Took you bloody long enough"

"As for OriginalMiles, he was rocking the casbah. He's been doing a lot of that lately..."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Hdt_zWIPI

Medo3G
06-18-2012, 12:42 AM
*Crashes through the ceiling wearing a Thor costume*
"Stop"
*Approaches reddragonhrcro*
"HAMMER TIME"
*Hammers nail on the wall next to him and hangs a painting*

reddragonhrcro
06-18-2012, 12:10 PM
*Crashes through the ceiling wearing a Thor costume*
"Stop"
*Approaches reddragonhrcro*
"HAMMER TIME"
*Hammers nail on the wall next to him and hangs a painting*

"Nice painiting!"

Artemis88
06-18-2012, 12:26 PM
*Looks at Artemis, thinks he's seen a ghost*

"Took you bloody long enough"

"As for OriginalMiles, he was rocking the casbah. He's been doing a lot of that lately..."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Hdt_zWIPI

Well excuse me! D:

Oh my...

LightRey
06-18-2012, 01:48 PM
*walks in*
*sees people*
D:

Artemis88
06-18-2012, 02:10 PM
*Looks over at LightRey*

Oh no...

*covers legs*

LightRey
06-18-2012, 02:19 PM
*Looks over at LightRey*

Oh no...

*covers legs*
:o

Artemis88
06-18-2012, 02:20 PM
:o

Oh boy -_-; ...

Where's M when you need him?

Assassin_M
06-18-2012, 02:21 PM
*sees this thread*

Artemis88
06-18-2012, 02:22 PM
*sees this thread*

Help me! D:

Assassin_M
06-18-2012, 02:24 PM
Help me! D:
*assures Artemis* this is a PG forum;)

Artemis88
06-18-2012, 02:29 PM
*assures Artemis* this is a PG forum;)

Didn't stop him yesterday did it? ¬_¬

LightRey
06-18-2012, 02:29 PM
Help me! D:
D:

reddragonhrcro
06-18-2012, 02:33 PM
D:

"Why is everyone so D:"

Artemis88
06-18-2012, 02:35 PM
The situation just calls for it I suppose...

Assassin_M
06-18-2012, 02:37 PM
Didn't stop him yesterday did it? ¬_¬
Nah He has a different image on here;)
*sits down relaxed*

LightRey
06-18-2012, 02:40 PM
"Why is everyone so D:"
because :o

Artemis88
06-18-2012, 02:41 PM
Nah He has a different image on here;)
*sits down relaxed*

Of course he has xDD

*sits down in her favourite arm chair*

Assassin_M
06-18-2012, 02:42 PM
*starts getting wary*
*clutches sword in anticipation*

Artemis88
06-18-2012, 02:45 PM
*starts getting wary*
*clutches sword in anticipation*

*looks over at M and just smiles at him...*

LightRey
06-18-2012, 02:49 PM
*looks over at M and just smiles at him...*
:nonchalance:

Artemis88
06-18-2012, 02:52 PM
:nonchalance:

¬_¬

Assassin_M
06-18-2012, 02:54 PM
*looks over at M and just smiles at him...*
*looks back and gives a hand gesture that says..... run*

Artemis88
06-18-2012, 02:57 PM
*looks back and gives a hand gesture that says..... run*

*shakes head...*

Assassin_M
06-18-2012, 02:59 PM
*shakes head...*
*face palm*
*sheathes sword, but remains Vigilant*

sazu5
06-18-2012, 03:00 PM
Bienvenidos a ABA. - Oropesa del Mar. Marina d'Or .

Somos una empresa especializada en el alquiler, compra y venta de apartamentos en Marina d'Or, Oropesa del Mar ,Castellón. Alquilamos exclusivamente apartamentos dentro del complejo Marina d'Or. En los diferentes apartados que le presentamos podrán encontrar lo mejor de nuestra ciudad de vacaciones.

LightRey
06-18-2012, 03:00 PM
*shakes head...*
*sips tea*

Assassin_M
06-18-2012, 03:02 PM
Bienvenidos a ABA. - Oropesa del Mar. Marina d'Or .

Somos una empresa especializada en el alquiler, compra y venta de apartamentos en Marina d'Or, Oropesa del Mar ,Castellón. Alquilamos exclusivamente apartamentos dentro del complejo Marina d'Or. En los diferentes apartados que le presentamos podrán encontrar lo mejor de nuestra ciudad de vacaciones.
*looks on in amazement*

Artemis88
06-18-2012, 03:05 PM
*face palm*
*sheathes sword, but remains Vigilant*

*flicks a pea at him*

reddragonhrcro
06-18-2012, 03:10 PM
"I think we forgot something."
*Scratches head,looks around and notices Miles*
"Oh yea,we got to put him in the animus back to get his mind fixed,again..."

Artemis88
06-18-2012, 03:12 PM
"I think we forgot something."
*Scratches head,looks around and notices Miles*
"Oh yea,we got to put him in the animus back to his mind fixed,again..."

Oh don't worry about him, he'll be fine...

Medo3G
06-18-2012, 03:20 PM
Oh don't worry about him, he'll be fine...
"Yeah what would happen if we leave him ?
Even if his body gets overtaken by a memory of his ancestors and assassinates us, it's not worth not looking at this painting."
*Keeps staring at the painting*

reddragonhrcro
06-18-2012, 03:24 PM
"Yeah what would happen if we leave him ?
Even if his body gets overtaken by a memory of his ancestors and assassinates us, it's not worth not looking at this painting."
*Keeps staring at the painting*

"Or we get a chance to talk with the great assassin masters Altair,Ezio or Connor.Just keep calm and try not to fanboy..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5DjwbTsfj0
:rolleyes:

rileypoole1234
06-18-2012, 03:34 PM
*Finds mansion from thread #36*

*Finally sits in Slime's chair*

LightRey
06-18-2012, 03:58 PM
*Finds mansion from thread #36*

*Finally sits in Slime's chair*
*burns mansion from thread #36*
:nonchalance:

Artemis88
06-18-2012, 04:31 PM
*Finds mansion from thread #36*

*Finally sits in Slime's chair*

Now that you've done that, should we be expecting handbags at dawn?

rileypoole1234
06-18-2012, 04:35 PM
*burns mansion from thread #36*
:nonchalance:

*Watches from the distance, single tear creeps down cheek*

Artemis, no. At least I hope not. At least not from me...

OriginalMiles
06-18-2012, 05:44 PM
*Returns and tells lightray about the bobbington device, which can make him leader of the universe*
*Kills reddragon with my DIAMOND SWORD!!!!!!!!!!*

masterfenix2009
06-18-2012, 06:59 PM
*watches from a distance*
Pathetic.
*Bear hugs Rey and drags him down a bottomless pit*

OriginalMiles
06-18-2012, 07:03 PM
*watches from a distance*
Pathetic.
*Bear hugs Rey and drags him down a bottomless pit*
*Stabs assassino, then rips off his head, and pulls lightrey out of the pit!*

masterfenix2009
06-18-2012, 07:14 PM
*regenerates and kicks Miles into the pit while he is helping Rey*

reddragonhrcro
06-18-2012, 07:46 PM
*Returns and tells lightray about the bobbington device, which can make him leader of the universe*
*Kills reddragon with my DIAMOND SWORD!!!!!!!!!!*

*Dodge,kick disarm combo*
"You still haven´t learned it"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuYUK5Ttg5U
*Looks at others*
"Said that we should put him in the anumus back and now he´s all kill-frenzy"

OriginalMiles
06-18-2012, 07:58 PM
*Dodge,kick disarm combo*
"You still haven´t learned it"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuYUK5Ttg5U
*Looks at others*
"Said that we should put him in the anumus back and now he´s all kill-frenzy"
*Goes into animus and gains reddragon's skills, becomes OriginalDragon!!!!*
"I have your abilities, watcha gonna do?"

masterfenix2009
06-18-2012, 07:59 PM
*Goes into animus and gains reddragon's skills, becomes OriginalDragon!!!!*
"I have your abilities, watcha gonna do?"

*shoots them both in the back of the head*

OriginalMiles
06-18-2012, 08:02 PM
*shoots them both in the back of the head*
*Dodge,kick disarm combo, whips with tail, then takes gun and and kills assassino!*
"Wow these new powers are EPIC!!!!!"

reddragonhrcro
06-18-2012, 08:14 PM
*Dodge,kick disarm combo, whips with tail, then takes gun and and kills assassino!*
"Wow these new powers are EPIC!!!!!"

"You can gain skills not the apearance trough the animus...Yes they are,with powers comes responsibility."


*Goes into animus and gains reddragon's skills, becomes OriginalDragon!!!!*
"I have your abilities, watcha gonna do?"

"A fight wouldn´t make sense as it would be endless."

reddragonhrcro
06-18-2012, 08:15 PM
*shoots them both in the back of the head*

*Dodges*
-_-"

OriginalMiles
06-18-2012, 08:17 PM
"You can gain skills not the apearance trough the animus...Yes they are,with powers comes responsibility."



"A fight wouldn´t make sense as it would be endless."
"I got a tail implant"

reddragonhrcro
06-18-2012, 08:27 PM
"I got a tail implant"

"...Wings aswell?"

OriginalMiles
06-18-2012, 08:30 PM
"...Wings aswell?"
"Yes!!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!! I also have a spike on my tail!"
*Impales Assassino!*

reddragonhrcro
06-18-2012, 08:32 PM
"Yes!!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!! I also have a spike on my tail!"
*Impales Assassino!*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsfebZKsp94
?

Medo3G
06-18-2012, 08:35 PM
*Returns and tells lightray about the bobbington device, which can make him leader of the universe*
*Kills reddragon with my DIAMOND SWORD!!!!!!!!!!*
DIAMOND SWORD !!!!!!!
*Starts to sing*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2RaehsIbkU

OriginalMiles
06-18-2012, 08:41 PM
DIAMOND SWORD !!!!!!!
*Starts to sing*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2RaehsIbkU
10 hours later
*Rocking in foetal position*
"Do you like my... sword... sword, MY...My dia..diamond sword!!!! Hehehehehehehhehehe"

reddragonhrcro
06-18-2012, 09:02 PM
*Notices something strange about the wall*
"Looks like theres a room behind,takedown with style,time for Lucifer!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pWvKx1x1pk
:p

OriginalMiles
06-18-2012, 09:05 PM
*Notices something strange about the wall*
"Looks like theres a room behind,takedown with style,time for Lucifer!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pWvKx1x1pk
:p
*Blows up room, with my TNT SWORD!!*
*Kills medo for no reason*

masterfenix2009
06-19-2012, 09:22 AM
*crawls to shelter and patches up wounds* Cough!

Ugh. Dang it...

Medo3G
06-19-2012, 01:33 PM
*Blows up room, with my TNT SWORD!!*
*Kills medo for no reason*
http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/3156655+_da3b42b82db716c257d0d581c1555818.pnghttp://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i60/5/6/14/frabz-YOU-WERE-MY-BROTHER-f9681e.jpg

reddragonhrcro
06-19-2012, 03:27 PM
*Blows up room, with my TNT SWORD!!*
*Kills medo for no reason*
*Burned money pieces fly around*
"..."

OriginalMiles
06-19-2012, 03:45 PM
http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/3156655+_da3b42b82db716c257d0d581c1555818.pnghttp://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i60/5/6/14/frabz-YOU-WERE-MY-BROTHER-f9681e.jpg
*Revives!*
"Sorry, I thought you were a Zombie!"

Medo3G
06-19-2012, 03:58 PM
*Revives!*
"Sorry, I thought you were a Zombie!"
" What would ...BRAAAAINS... make you think that ?"
"That zombiU game is starting to affect you man"

Turul.
06-19-2012, 04:19 PM
*Launches World's stockpile of nuclear missles. Everyone dies, and the explosion triggers a super massive black whole, sucking matter into it and combines with all other black wholes, sucking all matter in the universe, until absolutely nothing remains, ending time, space and matter as we know it*


-The End

reddragonhrcro
06-19-2012, 04:29 PM
*Launches World's stockpile of nuclear missles. Everyone dies, and the explosion triggers a super massive black whole, sucking matter into it and combines with all other black wholes, sucking all matter in the universe, until absolutely nothing remains, ending time, space and matter as we know it*


-The End

*Hacks nuclear launch system and deactivates nukes*
"Nope"
:p

"Your the End?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO-P1oiq-nQ&feature=related

OriginalMiles
06-19-2012, 04:32 PM
" What would ...BRAAAAINS... make you think that ?"
"That zombiU game is starting to affect you man"
*Turns into Loki*
"Is it, Is it!?"
*Uses Destroyer to kill Dragons!*

rileypoole1234
06-19-2012, 04:35 PM
*Turns into Loki*
"Is it, Is it!?"
*Uses Destroyer to kill Dragons!*

*Turns into Thor*
*Hits face with hammer*

reddragonhrcro
06-19-2012, 04:36 PM
*Turns into Loki*
"Is it, Is it!?"
*Uses Destroyer to kill Dragons!*
*Dodges*
"Hey i didn´t say anything to you!"

OriginalMiles
06-19-2012, 04:43 PM
*Dodges*
"Hey i didn´t say anything to you!"
"Not you, the other ones!"

masterfenix2009
06-20-2012, 04:22 AM
*gets on chair ready to fire a nuke from a small mountain*
Now Miles, you will die! HAHAHAHA-
*accidentally hits self destruct button*

LightRey
06-20-2012, 01:20 PM
*Turns into Thor*
*Hits face with hammer*
*Turns into hammer*
*Hits face with Thor*

rileypoole1234
06-20-2012, 03:34 PM
*Turns into hammer*
*Hits face with Thor*

*Mind explodes*

reddragonhrcro
06-20-2012, 03:35 PM
*Turns into hammer*
*Hits face with Thor*

"WTF did i just see...?"

OriginalMiles
06-20-2012, 03:59 PM
*Turns into hammer*
*Hits face with Thor*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hQr3qBOHWc

reddragonhrcro
06-21-2012, 10:11 PM
"Been a long time since i heard this song the last time."

*Starts to sing*

"Don´t bring me down! No no no no no... URIHU!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mOFay9Rhac

OriginalMiles
06-26-2012, 08:43 PM
"This... Is... REVIVE"
*Kicks dragon down a well*

reddragonhrcro
06-26-2012, 09:19 PM
"This... Is... REVIVE"
*Kicks dragon down a well*
*Cllimbs out*
"..."

playassassins1
06-26-2012, 10:58 PM
and after all that Shepard came by to say hi.

reddragonhrcro
06-27-2012, 02:32 PM
"MGO may be gone but it still burns in our fierly hearts."
*Salutes and sings*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xROQUdmP3U&feature=player_embedded

OriginalMiles
07-02-2012, 06:34 PM
"Revive *****es!!!"
*Kills everyone*

JCearlyyears
07-02-2012, 06:37 PM
*Returns and is pissed*
800!

OriginalMiles
07-02-2012, 06:39 PM
*Returns and is pissed*
"Pissed Angry or Pissed Drunk"
*Hides in corner*

JCearlyyears
07-02-2012, 06:47 PM
Hahaha. *Pulls out NA CE for AC3*

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u431/JCearlyyears/newce.jpg

reddragonhrcro
07-14-2012, 03:36 PM
*Revival*
"Well decided to revive it and with Hasooon i guess it will stay alive" :p

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-14-2012, 03:37 PM
''Huh, that is a bold, a somewhat right claim, sir''

reddragonhrcro
07-14-2012, 03:42 PM
"Here we can mess around and as you like to comment on threads it will keep it very much alive,a good thing.Join in the fun.":D

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-14-2012, 03:46 PM
''Well, my good sir, I feel like kicking you for no reason''
*Kick*

reddragonhrcro
07-14-2012, 04:03 PM
''Well, my good sir, I feel like kicking you for no reason''
*Kick*

*Dodges*

"Many tried it before,especialy Miles..."

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-14-2012, 04:05 PM
''Miles is a inferior being, you cannot dodge my kick''

freddie_1897
07-14-2012, 06:22 PM
Oh god, hasoon on a role play thread, he might as well just write a book

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-14-2012, 06:24 PM
''Why not, my good sir?''

OriginalMiles
07-14-2012, 06:58 PM
"Yay, me thread's back!!"
*Murders Hasoon with knife*

Slayer_WTF
07-14-2012, 07:04 PM
*Log in to be with his Italian and observes the scene with eyes wide open.*

"Oh, he died."

playassassins1
07-14-2012, 07:23 PM
*Bombs everyone in this thread*

''AT LAST! I WILL RULE THE FORUMS!'

OriginalMiles
07-14-2012, 07:37 PM
*Bombs everyone in this thread*

''AT LAST! I WILL RULE THE FORUMS!'
*Sneaks up behind you, kills with dagger*

freddie_1897
07-14-2012, 08:20 PM
*Doesn't do anything, sits back in rocking chair on porch in the middle of the American mid west, old dog by my side and shotgun on my lap, chewing wheat while watching the sun go down, picks up acoustic guitar and plays 'old man' by Neil young, life's good*

TheHumanTowel
07-14-2012, 08:38 PM
*Sits at computer looking at Assassin's Creed or (off-topic) Role Play thread.*

reddragonhrcro
07-14-2012, 08:42 PM
*Sits and waits for RE6 Jake demo to be live streamed from comic-con*
http://www.twitch.tv/capcomunity

"Its not the same demo that you get with Dragons Dogma."

HareyMon
07-14-2012, 08:48 PM
Reads thread and remembers....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=Wu7xiJ_HD6c

OriginalMiles
08-02-2012, 04:46 AM
SUP BABY!!
This thread is back!! Lets try and keep it on page 1!

*Kills the moon*
"HELL YEAH"!!