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LightRey
05-20-2012, 08:06 PM
There are chickens in AC1. :nonchalance:
http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb378/LightRey/2012-05-20205932.jpg
You're welcome. :nonchalance:

OriginalMiles
05-20-2012, 08:17 PM
Where? Screen?

itsamea-mario
05-20-2012, 08:19 PM
wupdy fudging doo...

stingray10
05-20-2012, 08:24 PM
Shame you can't shoot em...

LightRey
05-20-2012, 08:24 PM
wupdy fudging doo...
Yes. This is srs bsns. :nonchalance:

itsamea-mario
05-20-2012, 08:25 PM
Yes. This is srs bsns. :nonchalance:

We must tell the press!!!
THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW!!!!

LightRey
05-20-2012, 08:27 PM
we must tell the press!!!
The people must know!!!!
We shall not be silenced!

UrDeviant1
05-20-2012, 08:28 PM
We shall not be silenced!

Shhhhhh. :nonchalance:

Mr_Shade
05-20-2012, 08:29 PM
You should contact kotaku - they will love it ;)

LightRey
05-20-2012, 08:32 PM
You should contact kotaku - they will love it ;)
Well they had better reference me. I want full credit for this incredible revelation. :nonchalance:

notafanboy
05-20-2012, 08:43 PM
i noticed this as soon as i got to Masyaf way back in 2008, donīt see what all the fuss is about

itsamea-mario
05-20-2012, 08:47 PM
i noticed this as soon as i got to Masyaf way back in 2008, donīt see what all the fuss is about
I somehow don't think dear rey is being serious here...

rileypoole1234
05-20-2012, 08:47 PM
CHICKENS?!?!?!?!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFGMr7MJP1Y

LightRey
05-20-2012, 08:50 PM
I somehow don't think dear rey is being serious here...
What?! I'm being totally serious!
See: :nonchalance:

Assassin_M
05-20-2012, 08:52 PM
I tought dey wez DOXIIEEES !!

itsamea-mario
05-20-2012, 08:52 PM
They're rabbits blud!!

Assassin_M
05-20-2012, 08:55 PM
They're rabbits blud!!
OHHH NeEEEEW !! NOT DA CROOOOOWWWS !!!

notafanboy
05-20-2012, 08:56 PM
I tought dey wez DOXIIEEES !!

red dead reference ?

itsamea-mario
05-20-2012, 08:57 PM
OHHH NeEEEEW !! NOT DA CROOOOOWWWS !!!

They're F'ed up rabbits with no ears!

Assassin_M
05-20-2012, 08:58 PM
red dead reference ?
Irish :D


They're F'ed up rabbits with no ears!
Horns then ? JACKALOPE !!! *hides under bed*

EscoBlades
05-20-2012, 08:58 PM
You should contact kotaku - they will love it ;)

I LOLed!

Assassin_M
05-20-2012, 09:00 PM
I LOLed!
Hey Esco, think about this..

"Assassins Creed Weapons series Honorable mention - Chickens"

itsamea-mario
05-20-2012, 09:02 PM
Hey Esco, think about this..

"Assassins Creed Weapons series Honorable mention - Chickens"

Confirmed: "chickens are a new Faction in AC3"

Assassin_M
05-20-2012, 09:03 PM
Confirmed: "chickens are a new Faction in AC3"
*Day-dreams about the blending*

EscoBlades
05-20-2012, 09:04 PM
Confirmed: "chickens are a new Faction in AC3"

Don't tempt me, hehehe!

notafanboy
05-20-2012, 09:17 PM
Don't tempt me, hehehe!

it would be the perfect april 1st joke

LightRey
05-20-2012, 09:17 PM
Confirmed: "chickens are a new Faction in AC3"
I'm sure the wolves would enjoy that xDD

itsamea-mario
05-20-2012, 09:22 PM
I'm sure the wolves would enjoy that xDD

I think it would make a promising side story, The assassin chickens vs the Templar wolves. definite DLC material.

LightRey
05-20-2012, 09:23 PM
I think it would make a promising side story, The assassin chickens vs the Templar wolves. definite DLC material.
Oh oh! Hen defense!

Assassin_M
05-20-2012, 09:25 PM
Oh oh! Hen defense!
MAKE FOR THE CHICKEN COOoOOP !!!!

LordWolv
05-20-2012, 09:31 PM
Nothing is caged, everything is free-range.

LightRey
05-20-2012, 09:34 PM
Nothing is caged, everything is free-range.
Nothing is raw, everything is delicious.
http://www.dashrecipes.com/images/recipes/dr/roastchicken_jimfranco.jpg

Assassin_M
05-20-2012, 09:35 PM
Nothing is raw, everything is delicious.
http://www.dashrecipes.com/images/recipes/dr/roastchicken_jimfranco.jpg
Oh YOU TEMPLAAAAAAR !!
What`d you do to Michael ?

LordWolv
05-20-2012, 09:36 PM
Nothing is raw, everything is delicious.
http://www.dashrecipes.com/images/recipes/dr/roastchicken_jimfranco.jpg
mmmmmmmm...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zu-DKjmLnoA/RtH7wa3voXI/AAAAAAAABEg/KeD6lbVt4IE/s400/chicken+run+motorcycle.jpg

Saar Ben Kiki
05-20-2012, 09:44 PM
sir, youre my saviour

UrDeviant1
05-20-2012, 10:05 PM
You guys are pluckin' mental :rolleyes:

Assassin_M
05-20-2012, 10:07 PM
You guys are pluckin' mental :rolleyes:
buk buk BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK !!

Saar Ben Kiki
05-20-2012, 10:18 PM
you guys are pluckin' mental :rolleyes:
how do i reach derpville?!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

UrDeviant1
05-20-2012, 10:21 PM
how do i reach derpville?!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

One does not simply 'reach' derpville..

LordWolv
05-20-2012, 10:22 PM
One does not simply 'reach' derpville..
Derpville reaches you.

UrDeviant1
05-20-2012, 10:24 PM
Derpville reaches you.

lol exactly!

Saar Ben Kiki
05-20-2012, 10:24 PM
derpville reaches you.

in soviet derpness
derp derps you

Assassin_M
05-20-2012, 10:25 PM
Lets stay on-topic please..

To Chick or not to Chick ?

Saar Ben Kiki
05-20-2012, 10:27 PM
one does not simply corrupt a funny childish conversation :rollingeyes:

edit:
no, on the one hand, if you chick, you will be very chicky, and on the other hand if you chick you will be very chicky

InfamousQ1987
05-20-2012, 11:05 PM
Thats funny... I never noticed the chickens lol. Good one Lightrey, and nice sig. Update.

Sick_one12
05-20-2012, 11:08 PM
wow its really time that we get some new ACIII info just look what...........

ah **** it.......BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK !! :D

ace3001
05-21-2012, 02:17 AM
There were many more in Bloodlines. :D

LightRey
05-21-2012, 02:34 AM
There were many more in Bloodlines. :D
They're conspiring against us! D:

rileypoole1234
05-21-2012, 03:23 AM
Must admit I was laughing hysterically looking through this thread.:D


"We always listen to the fans, that's why today we're announcing the Assassin's Creed 3 Cluck or Die edition, only available in North America and some parts of Bangladesh."

FilipinoNinja67
05-21-2012, 04:12 AM
Wow LightRey. I used to think that you were probably the coolest person on these forums. But after this, all I can say is,"AMAZING FIND".

Sad thing is this is a bigger revelation than all of the revelations that were in AC:Revelations. :/

Serrachio
05-21-2012, 06:01 AM
Wow LightRey. I used to think that you were probably the coolest person on these forums. But after this, all I can say is,"AMAZING FIND".

Sad thing is this is a bigger revelation than all of the revelations that were in AC:Revelations. :/

Revelations didn't have chickens. Therefore, no revelations at all. :O

LordWolv
05-21-2012, 06:47 AM
Good one Lightrey, and nice sig. Update.
I know right, I wonder what sort of amazing guy could possibly design something that good. He must be a God.

eagleforlife1
05-21-2012, 07:49 AM
Was this really worthy of its own thread :rolleyes:

GLHS
05-21-2012, 10:09 AM
Yes. Yes it was. This is what depriving the world of AC for like 6 months does to us. My god we are idiots lol. But I love it.

Also......what if Lucy comes back.........as a chicken? :O That's our real Revelation.

Nice new sig and avvie Rey, as said before. Who made that for you? Oh that's right....god. My bad.

masterfenix2009
05-21-2012, 10:32 AM
I guess these jokes just got *puts on sunglasses*
....scrambled......

Stormpen
05-21-2012, 11:37 AM
I guess these jokes just got *puts on sunglasses*
....scrambled......

Or perhaps lightly... poached.

SaintPerkele
05-21-2012, 12:09 PM
Revelations didn't have chickens. Therefore, no revelations at all. :O
Liar! You could clearly hear chickens every single time you entered the Grand Bazaar!

Assassin_M
05-21-2012, 12:11 PM
Liar! You could clearly hear chickens every single time you entered the Grand Bazaar!
I heard cats too
Here kitty kitty here ***** CAT !!!

LightRey
05-21-2012, 12:33 PM
I know right, I wonder what sort of amazing guy could possibly design something that good. He must be a God.
Yes, let's all thank Mr. God for my avatar and sig.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW9PvYYH9lA

Stormpen
05-21-2012, 03:08 PM
Yes, let's all thank Mr. God for my avatar and sig.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW9PvYYH9lA

I never realized he was so... hairy.

As for your sig, I'm stealing it at the earliest available opportunity......

LordWolv
05-21-2012, 04:13 PM
I never realized he was so... hairy.

As for your sig, I'm stealing it at the earliest available opportunity......
Hey, I shave sometimes, you know. D:

LightRey
05-21-2012, 04:17 PM
I never realized he was so... hairy.

As for your sig, I'm stealing it at the earliest available opportunity......
Be careful. It's hot.

Stormpen
05-21-2012, 04:25 PM
Hey, I shave sometimes, you know. D:

Sure you do...
*backs away slowly*



Be careful. It's hot.
:rolleyes:
Mowrr


On topic, I never noticed the chickens...
Were they in all 3 cities?

LightRey
05-21-2012, 04:34 PM
Sure you do...
*backs away slowly*



:rolleyes:
Mowrr


On topic, I never noticed the chickens...
Were they in all 3 cities?
I've only seen them in Damascus, but in this playthrough I haven't been to the other cities yet, so idk.

itsamea-mario
05-21-2012, 04:43 PM
There may be some in Jerusalem, but i think they're mainly in Damascus around the market areas.

Assassin_M
05-21-2012, 04:55 PM
They`re in all cities :p
You just gotta know where to look;)

SaintPerkele
05-21-2012, 05:05 PM
Pretty sure they are in Acre too, either at the port or the fortress.. I would just go and check, but I don't want to listen to one of Al Mualim's 5 minute speeches before replaying a memory..

LightRey
05-21-2012, 05:12 PM
Pretty sure they are in Acre too, either at the port or the fortress.. I would just go and check, but I don't want to listen to one of Al Mualim's 5 minute speeches before replaying a memory..
I'm going to continue this replay soon. Then I'll keep an eye open for them.

Assassin_M
05-21-2012, 05:13 PM
I'm going to continue this replay soon. Then I'll keep an eye open for them.
Just follow the sound of the clucks..

LightRey
05-21-2012, 05:32 PM
Just follow the sound of the clucks..
xD

freddie_1897
05-21-2012, 05:54 PM
can we assassinate the chickens?

LightRey
05-21-2012, 06:13 PM
can we assassinate the chickens?
Nope, they're in cages after all. I can confirm they're in The Kingdom too though.

Serrachio
05-21-2012, 06:27 PM
Maybe chickens are Erudito? :O

itsamea-mario
05-21-2012, 06:35 PM
Stay your beak from the trough of an innocent.

Be discreet, blend with the foul.

Never compromise the brood.