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Assassin_M
04-01-2012, 12:24 PM
Lets make up the most random, most ridiculous facts about AC III..

OriginalMiles
04-01-2012, 12:25 PM
It's been confirmed that Desmond will meet Connor on the moon.

KrYpToNiC95
04-01-2012, 12:26 PM
A jetpack can be found in a hollow tree in the frontier which you must find.

OriginalMiles
04-01-2012, 12:27 PM
Desmond will wear the Armour of Altair, the shroud, the Sword of eden, the apple and the staff.

Assassin_M
04-01-2012, 12:28 PM
Mr_Shade knows everything about AC III

DiamondBlade_R
04-01-2012, 12:29 PM
Connor will not have double hidden blades. Instead, he's going to have a microwave, a PS3 and, most importantly, a banana.

KrYpToNiC95
04-01-2012, 12:31 PM
You have the option to use a machine gun in the Battle of Bunker Hill to kill redcoat soldiers.

reddragonhrcro
04-01-2012, 12:31 PM
Instead of killing people you will be giving em flowers and spreading love.

UrDeviant1
04-01-2012, 12:32 PM
[SPOILER ALERT]Desmond Is actually another ancestor of someone who's reliving his quest to save the world. His name Is Desmondo, born In Mexico In the year 2450, he uses the Animus 40.0 along side a team of Assassins who now rule over mankind.

DiamondBlade_R
04-01-2012, 12:32 PM
I like pancakes.

Assassin_M
04-01-2012, 12:33 PM
I like pancakes.
Facts about AC III not yourself..
This will be considered spam and the thread will be locked..

KrYpToNiC95
04-01-2012, 12:35 PM
Warren Vidic in Bill Miles' brother.

Assassin_M
04-01-2012, 12:36 PM
Warren Vidic in Bill Miles' brother.
No he is his mother-in-law..

Assassin_M
04-01-2012, 12:38 PM
Well, okay...

Bui you ain't getting your hands on my pancake.

Chill lol, this thread is already a non-serious one.
No No by all means joke all you want..
Im just saying that your previous may be considered spammy thats all..
lets just stick with joking bout AC III..

KrYpToNiC95
04-01-2012, 12:39 PM
Instead of killing people you will be giving em flowers and spreading love.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0uyw7fZfK1qgyktko4_400.jpg

Ayush_S92
04-01-2012, 12:39 PM
Desmond will be killed by Daniel Cross in the first few moments of the game, and we will travel to New York to find his long lost brother Nico Bellic to take his place in the animus, as he is the only hope humanity has left now.

Nico, using his excellent bowling skills which he acquired while playing it on a regular basis with Roman will save the world by using Apples of Eden as bowling balls.

deadly_thought
04-01-2012, 12:41 PM
I like pancakes.

OI!!!!!!

Legendz54
04-01-2012, 12:41 PM
my mum will be in the game....

DiamondBlade_R
04-01-2012, 12:41 PM
In the first few moments of ACIII, you find out that Connor is actually a bear.

OriginalMiles
04-01-2012, 12:43 PM
The first person you assassinate in the first 30 seconds is yourself (Desmond)

Legendz54
04-01-2012, 12:46 PM
IN THE FIRST MINUTE OF THE GAME DESMOND GOES MAD FROM THE BLEEDING EFFECT AND STARTS ACTING LIKE THIS.....


http://youtu.be/rcVwawkqL2Y

DiamondBlade_R
04-01-2012, 12:48 PM
I like pancakes.



OI!!!!!!
Cheers, mate!:D

Sajn12
04-01-2012, 12:50 PM
We will be able to build our own farm with Connor, including trees with Apples of Eden. This will result in present day with Desmond.

deadly_thought
04-01-2012, 12:51 PM
we find out lucy is desmonds half sister on his mothers side and the animus is actually commander shepards favourite game store on citadel

LightRey
04-01-2012, 12:51 PM
Horses will be replaced with ostriches.

Sajn12
04-01-2012, 12:52 PM
SPOILER: it will be revealed that Warren Vidic is Santa Claus.

deadly_thought
04-01-2012, 12:54 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/showthread.php/659683-You-guys-heard-the-rumours-yet?highlight=deadly_thought cbf copy pasting read the first post

EscoBlades
04-01-2012, 12:55 PM
horses will be replaced with ostriches.

rofl!!

UrDeviant1
04-01-2012, 12:58 PM
Desmond will travel to England, and this Is how he'll be greeted...

http://imgur.com/RYPog

reddragonhrcro
04-01-2012, 12:59 PM
Desmond will be killed by Daniel Cross in the first few moments of the game, and we will travel to New York to find his long lost brother Nico Bellic to take his place in the animus, as he is the only hope humanity has left now.

Nico, using his excellent bowling skills which he acquired while playing it on a regular basis with Roman will save the world by using Apples of Eden as bowling balls.

Hahahahaha XD


I like pancakes.




OI!!!!!!


Cheers, mate!:D

Pancakes with lemon juice and sugar,mmm...:)

deadly_thought
04-01-2012, 01:01 PM
cream custard jam and grated chocolate nom nom nom nom

ProletariatPleb
04-01-2012, 01:02 PM
In the end we'll see the symbols made by Eve in red, green or blue color. Depending on how Desmond traverses through the puzzles in the Temple and then the Earth gets destroyed by a solar flare >_>

Sajn12
04-01-2012, 01:11 PM
It was confirmed that Lucy will uprise from death and she will be zombie, trying to kill Desmond etc. and get the Apple. Apple should make from Lucy normal human again.

LightRey
04-01-2012, 01:19 PM
It was confirmed that Lucy will uprise from death and she will be zombie, trying to kill Desmond etc. and get the Apple. Apple should make from Lucy normal human again.
Zombiepocalypse!
It all makes sense now!

Dralight
04-01-2012, 01:21 PM
In the end we'll see the symbols made by Eve in red, green or blue color. Depending on how Desmond traverses through the puzzles in the Temple and then the Earth gets destroyed by a solar flare >_>

I see what you did there. :P

reddragonhrcro
04-01-2012, 01:22 PM
Zombiepocalypse!
It all makes sense now!

People finaly got it,this is how its going to look:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS_bGpe9qE8&ob=av3n

Ayreons-Will
04-01-2012, 02:04 PM
Midway through the Game The Tardis will show up to a confused Connor and a Desmond will come out and assassinate George Washington. Then The Solar Flare will be redirected to Kill our Enemies on the Moon. Also Eagle Vision will be Replaced with Heat Vision after Connor surviving an epic explosion is reconstructed as a cyborg. The Templars will go under ground again and start from scratch inside The Red Cross.

reddragonhrcro
04-01-2012, 02:08 PM
Midway through the Game The Tardis will show up to a confused Connor and a Desmond will come out and assassinate George Washington. Then The Solar Flare will be redirected to Kill our Enemies on the Moon. Also Eagle Vision will be Replaced with Heat Vision after Connor surviving an epic explosion is reconstructed as a cyborg. The Templars will go under ground again and start from scratch inside The Red Cross.

And this is what he is going to look like:
http://www.wikinoticia.com/images2//s3.ecetia.com/files/2011/12/MGR-Revengeance_Raiden.jpg

Subject J80
04-01-2012, 02:12 PM
At the end of the game its fades to a shower and...................Bobby from Dallas steps out and says he just had the most vivid dream.

pacmanate
04-01-2012, 02:19 PM
When we finish the AC3 storyline as saving the world as Desmond, Our world will blow up

Grazel69
04-01-2012, 02:23 PM
Ubisoft does in fact NOT suck






wait what?!

Sajn12
04-01-2012, 02:28 PM
And this is what he is going to look like:
http://www.wikinoticia.com/images2//s3.ecetia.com/files/2011/12/MGR-Revengeance_Raiden.jpg

This is the zombie Lucy I spoke about.

freddie_1897
04-01-2012, 02:49 PM
Every member of the assassins gradually reveals that they are undercover templars, and all the Templars reveal they are undercover assassins, Lucy is in fact, not dead, but was an omni-agent, who was actually the last surviving person from those who came before, who in turn, reveal that they also had had the same problem with a civillisation before them. After all that Desmond wakes up in the pub he was working at, smelling of booze with syringes and White powder around him and a pool cue lodged in his arse.

rileypoole1234
04-01-2012, 02:59 PM
The Templars are all really lizard men. The first armour set you have to buy is a full knight's suit of armour.

Sajn12
04-01-2012, 03:00 PM
It will be revealed that Desmond was drinking too much alcohol in his bar (Bad Weather) and everything we see in the game is only his dream.

UrDeviant1
04-01-2012, 03:09 PM
The Templars are all really lizard men. The first armour set you have to buy is a full knight's suit of armour.

Source?

rileypoole1234
04-01-2012, 03:14 PM
Source?

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1162121_o.gif

UrDeviant1
04-01-2012, 03:15 PM
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1162121_o.gif

XD wtf

SixKeys
04-01-2012, 03:19 PM
After Desmond saves the world and beats the Templars, he will go on to create Skynet. To protect humanity from Templar retaliation, he ushers in the era of robot assassins, believing these to forever keep mankind safe.

deadly_thought
04-01-2012, 03:28 PM
Ubisoft does in fact NOT suck






wait what?!

lets not say things we cant take back

Poodle_of_Doom
04-01-2012, 03:49 PM
Desmond finds himself in the Animus, operating as Connor, when the solar flare occurs. The solar flare, disrupting communication and other electronic devices, knocks out the satelite, practically saving the world for Desmond. In the mean time, the Animus' operations are also disrupted, and Desmond becomes trapped inside like S16. Either that, or a conciousness transferal happens, and he gets stuck as Connor.

NuclearFuss
04-01-2012, 03:49 PM
Michael Scott (The Office) is in fact the Templar Grand Master, with Dwight as his sidekick.

yly3
04-01-2012, 03:59 PM
When we finish the AC3 storyline as saving the world as Desmond, Our world will blow up


By far the best reply in this topic.

Bwahaha

Assassin_M
04-01-2012, 04:02 PM
By far the best reply in this topic.

Bwahaha
Yeah and all the AC fans will be like "WTF ??? I just stopped you !!"
xD

j0kay
04-01-2012, 04:52 PM
The game is going to be released for PC only.

tarrero
04-01-2012, 05:23 PM
Ubisoft announces this whole thing of American Revolution setting was a joke, we are heading back towards Florence again, with the Ezio from the last moments of Embers.......

xOMGITSJASONx
04-01-2012, 05:28 PM
You can play co-op with Mario in ACIII. And no Connor isn't Luigi.

Assassin_M
04-01-2012, 05:31 PM
Connor can have a Girlfriend..

reddragonhrcro
04-01-2012, 06:05 PM
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1162121_o.gif

What in the name of God???

Hahahahah XD

Sajn12
04-01-2012, 06:17 PM
'Eagle sense' will change to 'Eagle soul', which allows to see future.

LordWolv
04-01-2012, 07:05 PM
There won't be an option to remove armour in ACIII.

Oh, wait..

JCearlyyears
04-01-2012, 07:13 PM
It is revealed that all Templars are actually... crab people. They replace the apples of Eden with iPods, animi with game systems, pointed hoods with hoods that are rounded, Connor with ezio, video game discs with memory seals, iPods grow on trees, George Washington with curious George, and twcb with men. < if you know what I mean...

LightRey
04-01-2012, 07:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykWPyaqbebo

JCearlyyears
04-01-2012, 08:54 PM
Exactly. And, Lucy is ( SPOILER ALERT) actually an assassin who was an assassin who pretended to be a templar who pretended to be an assassin and actually is an assassin and not a templar..
Off topic: LightRey, do you play AC on xbox 360, ps3, or pc?


Edit: what is your gamertag?

n00bfi_97
04-01-2012, 10:49 PM
ACIII will in fact feature only Multiplayer.

:umad:

LightRey
04-02-2012, 12:41 AM
Exactly. And, Lucy is ( SPOILER ALERT) actually an assassin who was an assassin who pretended to be a templar who pretended to be an assassin and actually is an assassin and not a templar..
Off topic: LightRey, do you play AC on xbox 360, ps3, or pc?
Xbox 360. :P

iSoTryHard
04-02-2012, 02:29 AM
george washington and a banana are connors best weapons and desmond will turn out to be warren vidics brother

SleezeRocker
04-02-2012, 03:40 AM
-When you do a hood glitch on Connor, he actually sports a Mohawk hair-style
-Connor's Mentor is a Mohawkian village leader
-The local village Shaman gives Connor's blessing to go kill
-Connor signs the Declaration of Independance but as John Han**** (to emphasize Connor signed it..incognito...ly *trollface*)
-Connor will test Ben Franklin's kite and discover conductivity of lightning
-Ben Franklin will create zoom-goggles for Connor
-the graphics will be on par with Heavy Rain (ps3)
-Templars are actually ex-Assassin's
-north America won't be getting a Collector's edition; In fact it's going to be a Signature Edition that includes:
>AC3 game, a colorless game cover, The signature of gabe graziani on the front of the cover
>Preorder bonus: a photo of ubisoft staff sporting trollface masks ;)

-On December 21,2012 Abstergo will use the Apple to implant Earworms to people and infect them with the musical Doodle Virus and make people clinically insane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwUNqWYixUI

NineteenHealer
04-02-2012, 04:43 AM
http://cache.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/293136_S/assassins-creed-3-faq-everything-we-know-about-the-upcoming-game.jpg


if you look very close at the picture the main character is Conner.

LordWolv
04-02-2012, 09:44 AM
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/misc-you-dont-say.png

UrDeviant1
04-02-2012, 12:11 PM
http://cache.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/293136_S/assassins-creed-3-faq-everything-we-know-about-the-upcoming-game.jpg


if you look very close at the picture the main character is Conner.

Hmmm, I'm going to need a second opinion on this...

infamous_ezio
04-02-2012, 03:21 PM
Hmmm, I'm going to need a second opinion on this...

he's lying!

brick177
04-03-2012, 12:56 PM
To capture the maritime culture of New England, all of the music in AC3 will be sea shanties.


http://youtu.be/xsLL2bmLgfg

Sukramo
04-03-2012, 01:11 PM
Desmond will wear the Armour of Altair, the shroud, the Sword of eden, the apple and the staff.

i would freaking love this.

Also, Deathmatch is removed in AC3, it was to popular.

Limed_-
04-03-2012, 06:21 PM
Since it's no longer April Fools..

Ubisoft made a great game called AC: Revelations

oh wait...