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itsamea-mario
03-19-2012, 10:23 PM
I remember there being a thread like this quite a while back, so I thought I'd revive it.

Basically the idea is that we make a continuous story, so I start off, then someone posts what happens next and so on and so forth.

You're not limited to on topic or off topic just post whatever you think will be good.

But please don't go mad, it's easy for something like this to just end up as a tin of spam.

Okay so I begin:

Desmond was feeling thirsty so he decided to head to the local store for a drink....

SlimeDynamiteD
03-19-2012, 10:50 PM
Not this again!
They were all out of Goofy Juice so...

JumpInTheFire13
03-19-2012, 10:54 PM
He purchased a Wumpa Fruit instead.

itsamea-mario
03-19-2012, 10:57 PM
He also thought he'd get some lucky charms, so he picked a box off the shelf and hiding behind the shelf he saw....

JumpInTheFire13
03-19-2012, 11:04 PM
A naked mole rat named Rufus.
http://images.buddytv.com/articles/kim-possible/images/rufus-1.jpg

SlimeDynamiteD
03-19-2012, 11:07 PM
He was so scared that he ran away, tripped over a customer, fell and...

smengler
03-19-2012, 11:09 PM
yelled "they're after me lucky charms!".

itsamea-mario
03-19-2012, 11:10 PM
Broke through the floor and fell through a hole, when he woke up...

SlimeDynamiteD
03-19-2012, 11:12 PM
He whiped the sweat off of his forehead, stepped out of bed, tripped over his clothes, fell and said:

JCearlyyears
03-19-2012, 11:13 PM
I'm missing a kidney...

SlimeDynamiteD
03-19-2012, 11:14 PM
Even though that's an odd thing to say he looked in the mirror and noticed a scar on his hip, where his kidney was supposed to be.

JCearlyyears
03-19-2012, 11:23 PM
he frisbees the mirror (throws it)

JumpInTheFire13
03-19-2012, 11:30 PM
Because he had nothing better to do?

JCearlyyears
03-19-2012, 11:32 PM
and it hits...

FilipinoNinja67
03-19-2012, 11:35 PM
His second mirror that he keeps in his room so he can check to see if there is....

itsamea-mario
03-19-2012, 11:36 PM
Leonardo da vici who was sneaking in the bushes...

JCearlyyears
03-19-2012, 11:38 PM
but it hit leonardo in the mouth and he ate it and...

freddie_1897
03-19-2012, 11:38 PM
He was already angry so shouted at leonardo "piss off back to Italy arsehole" to which leonardo replied...

freddie_1897
03-19-2012, 11:40 PM
Christ, someone needs to fix these bloody censors, and so...

JCearlyyears
03-19-2012, 11:42 PM
he(leonardo) cleaned the blood off the censors and fixed them...
or leonardo pulls out a...

Fouado_010
03-20-2012, 12:03 AM
pulls out a gun and says in a r. kelly voice ....

JCearlyyears
03-20-2012, 12:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho-A19fnKBc

Fouado_010
03-20-2012, 12:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho-A19fnKBc

that SP episode makes me laugh everytime

JCearlyyears
03-20-2012, 12:24 AM
yeah. me too

and then ezio came and ______

beatledude210
03-20-2012, 12:35 AM
Reminded Leonardo about lunch at 1:30. But to his surprise__

JCearlyyears
03-20-2012, 12:41 AM
whose surprise?

beatledude210
03-20-2012, 12:45 AM
So once again, to Ezio's surprise__

JCearlyyears
03-20-2012, 12:51 AM
there are 3 hes present... anyways, to his surprise, It is 1:30 and leonardo has a lunch box with_

beatledude210
03-20-2012, 12:58 AM
Sorry, I noticed my mistake... So Leonardo has a lunch box with Lucy's head in it. Desmond looks inside and....

JCearlyyears
03-20-2012, 01:02 AM
the lunch box turns into a bigger lucy's head and eats the smaller one.

rileypoole1234
03-20-2012, 01:04 AM
And then Desmond says "None of this makes any sense at all"

JCearlyyears
03-20-2012, 01:08 AM
and then he asks how he is with Ezio and Leonardo and they (Ezio and Leonardo)_

Phenom2321
03-20-2012, 01:53 AM
Said he aint got no nipples....

JumpInTheFire13
03-20-2012, 02:56 AM
Meanwhile, Leonardo began pulling down his pants.

Moultonborough
03-20-2012, 03:51 AM
And out fell a Codex so Leonardo......

frogger504
03-20-2012, 07:40 AM
said: "Oh! how did that get there?"
Then Shaun arrived in a parachute from the sky and landed on Ezio...

FilipinoNinja67
03-20-2012, 04:43 PM
Who double extendo blade neck stabbed shaun causing desmond...

Limed_-
03-20-2012, 05:11 PM
..to think, why the heck am I part of these modern assassins when clearly my world is messed. All this thinking caused him severe thirst, so he ran to a nearby...

eagleforlife1
03-20-2012, 05:19 PM
...Elephant and climbed on its back and raced to the nearest...

Limed_-
03-20-2012, 05:26 PM
...street fast food merchant, and without paying and without hesitation, he grabbed a bottle of...

lothario-da-be
03-20-2012, 05:45 PM
fanta

lothario-da-be
03-20-2012, 05:47 PM
but then warren vidic came with a replica of the apple of eden and said he would kill desmond if he don't come back to the animus for experiments...

JCearlyyears
03-20-2012, 08:13 PM
so Desmond pulls out two real apples and...

frogger504
03-20-2012, 08:20 PM
Levitates the elephant and turns it into a flying Ostrich and....

POP1Fan
03-20-2012, 08:31 PM
falls down on Subject 16 who...

eagleforlife1
03-20-2012, 08:38 PM
...shouts loudly and clearly...

lothario-da-be
03-20-2012, 08:49 PM
vidic prepare to die! when sudenly...

POP1Fan
03-20-2012, 08:53 PM
William comes masturbating...

frogger504
03-20-2012, 08:54 PM
Meanwhile Desmond flies away on his ostrich in the middle of the chaos. Then...

POP1Fan
03-20-2012, 08:59 PM
the ostrich kills Kenny form South Park

lothario-da-be
03-20-2012, 09:24 PM
then William masturbates in the face of Vidic and says 'here you got youre f*cking DNA in milk form!'...

Limed_-
03-20-2012, 11:02 PM
.. And then....



The world ends. A massive ray that came from the sun and destroyed earth. However, many survived in specialised bunkers, these people were..

SlimeDynamiteD
03-20-2012, 11:12 PM
Lucky.

JCearlyyears
03-20-2012, 11:24 PM
and then abstergo came with the piece of eden that can supposedly take you back in time and...

Moultonborough
03-20-2012, 11:26 PM
and when it did not work said "What's wrong with this thing?" So they tried.....

Phenom13117
03-20-2012, 11:56 PM
to go to The Grand Temple for a solution and when they do, they find....

JCearlyyears
03-21-2012, 01:53 AM
a copy of AC3, an Xbox 360, an Xbox 360 Controller, and something able to hook it up inside of the van, and a T.V., and then...

Limed_-
03-21-2012, 04:31 PM
.. they play until realising it's actually revelations, so they throw the disc into a..

OriginalMiles
03-21-2012, 05:19 PM
... Lake of Ezio's pee and then Lucy appears and says...

Limed_-
03-21-2012, 07:03 PM
.. I'm supposed to be dead, hold on my phone is ringing it's...

frigabond
03-21-2012, 07:36 PM
. . . amazing the battery life in this 3310! Anyway it's England, she wants to know . . .

OriginalMiles
03-21-2012, 07:44 PM
if you can kill Ezio and Connor for no reason, then Rebecca says...

SlimeDynamiteD
03-21-2012, 08:52 PM
"Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday."

After that Ezio...

stingray10
03-21-2012, 09:19 PM
Smashed her face in with a rock, ezio then decide to...

OriginalMiles
03-21-2012, 09:23 PM
Kill William while Altair decides to kill...

playassassins1
03-21-2012, 09:37 PM
....Himself, then William gets resurrected for some reason. Then..

SlimeDynamiteD
03-21-2012, 09:43 PM
Gets so mad at Altair for killing himself, he kills Justin Bieber, and we all lived happily ever after.
Up until...

Dieinthedark
03-21-2012, 09:44 PM
an Animus falls from the sky and lands on ____

Limed_-
03-21-2012, 10:07 PM
..Desmond's cousin, who is reading this thread right now and thinking...

Dieinthedark
03-21-2012, 10:19 PM
that he was feeling thirsty so he decided to head to the local store for a drink....

(see what I did there, pssst-check page 1)

Limed_-
03-21-2012, 10:23 PM
Darn it man he got hit by the animus, how could be survive :P?

..but before he reached the store, a white van drove up to him, and a creepy man with glasses offered him...

JCearlyyears
03-21-2012, 10:41 PM
a gun, but it was actually a

JumpInTheFire13
03-21-2012, 11:02 PM
Piece of wood disquised as a gun. Then the creepy man pulled off his mask, and Desmond's cousin realized that this man was actually...

playassassins1
03-21-2012, 11:11 PM
His long lost cousin that tried to kill him. He tried to run away but then....

JumpInTheFire13
03-21-2012, 11:26 PM
His long lost cousin that tried to kill him. He tried to run away but then....
A herd of giraffes was blocking his way.

Moultonborough
03-22-2012, 12:18 AM
A herd of giraffes was blocking his way.

So Desmond got on one and.......

JCearlyyears
03-22-2012, 01:00 AM
went to a giraffe fighting competition and near the end of the fight, Desmond far'ted on the giraffe and...

(there's a censor on far't)

JumpInTheFire13
03-22-2012, 04:35 AM
went to a giraffe fighting competition and near the end of the fight, Desmond far'ted on the giraffe and...

(there's a censor on far't)
The giraffe lol'd at how there's a censor on the word far't.

Moultonborough
03-22-2012, 09:52 AM
Desmond fell off from the smell and looked back and saw......

eagleforlife1
03-22-2012, 10:04 AM
...a huge angry mob carrying...

playassassins1
03-22-2012, 10:07 AM
A Gold Lighsaber, Then Aquilus came by and.....

Legendz54
03-22-2012, 11:05 AM
asked Desmond if he had seen Altair because Aquilis wanted to challenge Altair to a...

eagleforlife1
03-22-2012, 11:23 AM
pie-eating contest, when suddenly...

OriginalMiles
03-22-2012, 11:33 AM
Desmond and Alan Rikkin kiss for absolutely no reason, while Da Vinci eats an Elephant, when...

eagleforlife1
03-22-2012, 12:56 PM
His beard was set upon by a couple of hyenas...

SlimeDynamiteD
03-22-2012, 02:55 PM
Who had a beard fetish.
Leonardo saw t he hyena's approaching so he...

OriginalMiles
03-22-2012, 03:56 PM
Used a hidden blade that Desmond wanted for...

eagleforlife1
03-22-2012, 03:57 PM
trimming his toenails, but suddenly out of nowhere...

OriginalMiles
03-22-2012, 04:47 PM
Maria and Maria started to DANCE while...

JumpInTheFire13
03-23-2012, 12:06 AM
Maria and Maria started to DANCE while...
Maria and Maria?

...Desmond stabbed one of the hyenas with his toenails which still hadn't been trimmed.

Limed_-
03-23-2012, 08:06 AM
Maria and Maria?

...Desmond stabbed one of the hyenas with his toenails which still hadn't been trimmed.

..which caused them to fall off and..

LordWolv
03-23-2012, 08:13 AM
..which caused them to fall off and..
...break their backs, and he laughed and...

Master_Rahl
03-23-2012, 08:25 AM
...choked to death on his own tongue.

LordWolv
03-23-2012, 08:28 AM
...choked to death on his own tongue.
...then fell dead on a convenient knife sticking out the floor and it goes through his head..

JCearlyyears
03-23-2012, 11:30 AM
But he was still alive,(even after choking on his tongue and getting stabbed in the head) so he got up, holding onto his crotch for dear life, went to an apothecary, got healed, and...

eagleforlife1
03-23-2012, 12:42 PM
...called out to his friend...

SlimeDynamiteD
03-23-2012, 12:57 PM
for Smelling Salts. He uses the Smelling Salts as painkillers, then some dumbarse comes yelling: DESMOND IS ADDICTED TO SMELLING SALTS, so he...

Limed_-
03-23-2012, 04:41 PM
...break their backs, and he laughed and...

No no no, the toenails fell off. Not the hyenas :P

JumpInTheFire13
03-23-2012, 04:53 PM
for Smelling Salts. He uses the Smelling Salts as painkillers, then some dumbarse comes yelling: DESMOND IS ADDICTED TO SMELLING SALTS, so he...
LMAO

Kicked said dumbarse in the groin.

OriginalMiles
03-23-2012, 06:22 PM
While Connor says he needs to...

JumpInTheFire13
03-23-2012, 08:07 PM
While Connor says he needs to...
Travel the world, spreading the word about how to correctly spell his name.

OriginalMiles
03-23-2012, 10:13 PM
Then out of nowhere Daniel Cross appears and...

JCearlyyears
03-23-2012, 10:42 PM
explains how he can appear out of nowhere, then trips, and face plants on...

OriginalMiles
03-23-2012, 10:46 PM
A dog...

SlimeDynamiteD
03-23-2012, 10:46 PM
a cactus.
So while everyone's staring at the painful sight of Daniel Cross's face planted on a cactus...

JCearlyyears
03-23-2012, 10:48 PM
nevermind

UrDeviant1
03-23-2012, 10:49 PM
They wonder what's for supper...

JCearlyyears
03-23-2012, 10:55 PM
and they find out it is tofu, so...

frogger504
03-23-2012, 11:21 PM
a random atomic bomb falls from the sky and kills them all.

JCearlyyears
03-23-2012, 11:31 PM
and then the shroud comes out of nowhere and brings everyone back to life?

Dieinthedark
03-23-2012, 11:53 PM
The End!

Master_Rahl
03-24-2012, 12:01 AM
is nigh!" cried a hopeful doomsayer. But no one listened because they were having too much fun. So they all went and...

JumpInTheFire13
03-24-2012, 01:37 AM
is nigh!" cried a hopeful doomsayer. But no one listened because they were having too much fun. So they all went and...
Clever.

Helped get the needles out of Daniel's face. But, just when they were about to pull the last needle out...

LordWolv
03-24-2012, 06:56 AM
...A random cactus falls from the sky and just sends more spikes into Daniel's face, so then...

OriginalMiles
07-24-2012, 03:55 AM
...OriginalMiles revives the thread and Ezio and Connor...

Lonesoldier2012
07-24-2012, 04:09 AM
And Lonesoldier revives Altair.

jzsnyder
07-24-2012, 05:45 AM
A wild treeko appears!

Kit572
07-24-2012, 06:45 AM
"Go Assassin Recruit!!" says ezio as he sends in one of his assassins to fight the treeko.

Aphex_Tim
07-24-2012, 09:14 AM
Assassin Recruit used "Get Stuck In Environment".

OriginalMiles
07-24-2012, 01:09 PM
..but it failed, Ezio stabbed...

lonewarrior30
07-24-2012, 01:29 PM
..but it failed, Ezio stabbed...
Williams other son that no one knew. Then.....

NeroInfernoF7
07-24-2012, 01:46 PM
black screen. We hear voices, saying...

lonewarrior30
07-24-2012, 01:55 PM
Look at that panda doing a leap of faith. But out of nowhere....

freddie_1897
07-24-2012, 02:08 PM
a koala jumps on the back of Desmond, screaming...

lonewarrior30
07-24-2012, 03:00 PM
DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES DESMOND? I LIKE WAFFLES. Then a flying animus crashednon top of his head a couple of minutes later they someone from a distance it was...

freddie_1897
07-24-2012, 03:03 PM
DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES DESMOND? I LIKE WAFFLES. Then a flying animus crashednon top of his head a couple of minutes later they someone from a distance it was...
um, i dont understand the last bit of your post

lonewarrior30
07-24-2012, 03:10 PM
um, i dont understand the last bit of your post
God I hate my ipad. ...then a flying animus crashed on top of his head....A couple of minutes later...they saw....

freddie_1897
07-24-2012, 03:42 PM
jupiter getting it on with minerva. he see's you, gets up and says "excuse me" while pulling the curtains closed. desmond backs away slowly, repeating to himself...

Moultonborough
07-24-2012, 03:48 PM
"No wonder the missed they solar flare the first time" So Desmond disturbed turned away and saw....

freddie_1897
07-24-2012, 04:03 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BCw3IndCymU/Tr-ua24FA9I/AAAAAAAAAXQ/HOyDiAABCTg/s1600/Michael-Jackson-4823.jpg

who said...

rileypoole1234
07-24-2012, 06:25 PM
"I just made my bed, it's ready to be used again and again and again. Assassinating is hard work, so I hear"