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freddie_1897
03-07-2012, 09:35 PM
I saw this thread on the skyrim forum and thought I'd do an assassins creed version, for those of you who don't know you basically post something you do in real life (it doesn't have to be true!) that is related to assassins creed, Eg: when you beat the **** out of a beggar because he asks you for money.
I'm sure you can think of more imaginative posts than me so please post!

Limed_-
03-07-2012, 09:52 PM
You know you're addicted when..

you wear a hoodie, and think you look as cool as an assassin.

lothario-da-be
03-07-2012, 09:54 PM
when you put a pencil in your sleeve and try to stab somebody

smengler
03-07-2012, 09:55 PM
You know you're addicted when...

you are this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM
Makes me laugh :)

Lonesoldier2012
03-07-2012, 09:56 PM
When your going to buy the Neca hidden blade and replace the fake blade with a real one.

SlimeDynamiteD
03-07-2012, 09:58 PM
You know you're addicted when...

you close your eyes, open them and expect to have Eagle Vision.

lothario-da-be
03-07-2012, 09:58 PM
when the background of your pc,ps3 and mobile is ezio

rileypoole1234
03-07-2012, 10:05 PM
You know you're addicted when...

you close your eyes, open them and expect to have Eagle Vision.


Hahah I do that...

SlimeDynamiteD
03-07-2012, 10:05 PM
Really? I just made that up... xD

rileypoole1234
03-07-2012, 10:09 PM
Really? I just made that up... xD

Well I was kinda joking, but sometimes I joke about it to myself. (What if I had Eagle vision/sense when I open my eyes?)

SlimeDynamiteD
03-07-2012, 10:13 PM
You addict! xD

Mutley_Rulz
03-07-2012, 10:13 PM
Oh, another one :) Was one of these posted a few months ago, but I think it died.
When you're walking through a crowded area and start "Gentle Push"ing people out of your way.

Captain Tomatoz
03-07-2012, 10:14 PM
You know your addicted when you AC1 blend in public

Rycay
03-07-2012, 10:16 PM
You know you're addicted when you try to figure out which one of your co-workers is a Templar. :P

notafanboy
03-07-2012, 10:17 PM
when you´re on the official forums...

LightRey
03-07-2012, 10:17 PM
when you have over 8,000 posts on an Assassin's Creed Forum and post over 10 posts per day on average.


You know you're addicted when...

you are this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM
Makes me laugh :)

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

sticks165
03-07-2012, 10:22 PM
you know your addicted when you start hearing whispers

Lonesoldier2012
03-07-2012, 10:24 PM
You know your addicted when you AC1 blend in public

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=K9h8sNu_7IA#t=224s

WhiteSheWolf
03-07-2012, 10:26 PM
When you look at any given building and immediately figure out how to climb it

Captain Tomatoz
03-07-2012, 10:29 PM
When you look at any given building and immediately figure out how to climb it

This all the time

Mutley_Rulz
03-07-2012, 10:35 PM
When you look at any given building and immediately figure out how to climb it

This, but also slightly 'cause of Mirror's Edge :/

Dralight
03-07-2012, 10:38 PM
When you casually flick your wrist pretending to extend a hidden blade.

SlimeDynamiteD
03-07-2012, 10:41 PM
when you´re on the official forums...

Fair enough xD

JumpInTheFire13
03-07-2012, 10:47 PM
When you tap your friends shoulder in social class, point to a picture of the Colosseum, and say "I've climbed that thing before."

Kaiskune
03-07-2012, 10:50 PM
you know when youve played the game too much then you swan dive off of a ledge covered in pigeon s**t thinking theres a haystack under it

InfectedNation
03-07-2012, 10:50 PM
you know your addicted when you start hearing whispers

I don't think that's to do with Assassin's Creed..... hahaha

sticks165
03-07-2012, 10:53 PM
I don't think that's to do with Assassin's Creed..... hahaha

multiplayer side and you can also hear them in the singleplayer

Rycay
03-07-2012, 10:55 PM
When you look at any given building and immediately figure out how to climb it

I do the same thing.

Limed_-
03-07-2012, 11:09 PM
When you casually flick your wrist pretending to extend a hidden blade.

LOL! I feel so cool when I'm doing that.. oh well.

Hopes crushed.

JumpInTheFire13
03-07-2012, 11:13 PM
Oh, another one :) Was one of these posted a few months ago, but I think it died.
When you're walking through a crowded area and start "Gentle Push"ing people out of your way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM

Ayush_S92
03-07-2012, 11:17 PM
You know you're addicted when..

you wear a hoodie, and think you look as cool as an assassin.

This.

WhiteSheWolf
03-07-2012, 11:23 PM
Oh, another one :) Was one of these posted a few months ago, but I think it died.
When you're walking through a crowded area and start "Gentle Push"ing people out of your way.

This is a complete tangent...but...I'm studying abroad in Jordan right now, and after being here for almost two months and seeing how people walk...the way Altair moves through crowds makes SO much sense. I attempt it now and then because it's the only way to get places sometimes, haha.

LintonMildone
03-08-2012, 01:54 AM
You know, you are addicted when you created this......

http://monochromeblade.deviantart.com/art/Assassin-s-Creed-21st-Century-Assassin-armor-281902109:cool:

burtie80
03-08-2012, 02:28 AM
When you walk through your local town centre looking at crowds of people wondering who your target is and locking on to one of them and follow them around waiting for the perfect time to strike.

frogger504
03-08-2012, 02:30 AM
Well I'm getting a Connor Assassin Frock Made, so I guess..



...when you custom tailor an Assassin Costume.

rileypoole1234
03-08-2012, 03:14 AM
When you're up at 2:00am posting on the Forums o.O

SlimeDynamiteD
03-08-2012, 08:42 AM
When you're up at 2:00am posting on the Forums o.O
This.

LordWolv
03-08-2012, 08:47 AM
when you have over 8,000 posts on an Assassin's Creed Forum and post over 10 posts per day on average.



xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Oh shut up you. xD

Jamison_J_B
03-08-2012, 08:49 AM
When you are outside having a cigarette and seriously consider running up buildings and leaping from rooftop to rooftop.

Kit572
03-08-2012, 09:00 AM
You know you are addicted when you search the internet over and over again looking for an easy and proffessional looking hidden blade tutorial that doesn't involve a drawer slide because you have wanted one since AC1 and because you are in australia you can't find a drawer slide anywhere and then you complain at ubiworkshop for not accepting Ammnra's design and get told to "F**k off" (in a nice way).

I think that post was too personal...

LightRey
03-08-2012, 09:42 AM
oh oh oh
When you eat Assassin-oh's for breakfast.

SlimeDynamiteD
03-08-2012, 09:45 AM
You know you were an addict when you jump off of a roof and expect an haystack will break your fall.

Kit572
03-08-2012, 09:52 AM
You know you are addicted when you expect to survive falling off a two story building.

LightRey
03-08-2012, 10:15 AM
You know you are addicted when you expect to survive falling off a two story building.

You know you're addicted when you try it and succeed.

Assassin_M
03-08-2012, 10:50 AM
You know you`re addicted when you try a hook and run during a hand-ball Match..

iSoTryHard
03-08-2012, 11:02 AM
when you charge at someone in bright red

Shemsation
03-08-2012, 11:02 AM
You know your addicted when you think the bleeding effect will apply to you if you play enough AC.

frogger504
03-08-2012, 11:05 AM
oh oh oh
When you eat Assassin-oh's for breakfast.

I seriously went through TOO MUCH trouble to make this.

http://i42.tinypic.com/18ok1t.jpg

When you spend an hour making this ^

Too much work to not see the steps.

Variation 1 (http://i43.tinypic.com/ztg56b.jpg)

Cereal! (http://i41.tinypic.com/5ewy2x.png)

At least I learned to stencil in MS Paint.

iSoTryHard
03-08-2012, 11:06 AM
and you write this post while on xbox

frogger504
03-08-2012, 11:09 AM
and you write this post while on xbox

Is that possible?!

...

Wait, you mean you are playing AC and on the PC don't you?

LightRey
03-08-2012, 11:11 AM
I seriously went through TOO MUCH trouble to make this.

http://i42.tinypic.com/18ok1t.jpg

When you spend an hour making this ^

Too much work to not see the steps.

Variation 1 (http://i43.tinypic.com/ztg56b.jpg)

Cereal! (http://i41.tinypic.com/5ewy2x.png)

At least I learned to stencil in MS Paint.

xDDDDD
I'd buy those.

frogger504
03-08-2012, 11:16 AM
Darn, I messed up the presentation...

Forgot the Final version, oh well. Here it is:

http://i42.tinypic.com/1gjha0.jpg

frogger504
03-08-2012, 11:24 AM
xDDDDD
I'd buy those.

They cost 13 Dollars/Euros/Pounds ;)

UrDeviant1
03-08-2012, 02:14 PM
You know you're addicted when...

You go on a mass killing rampage.

GLHS
03-08-2012, 02:26 PM
Omg I love these threads. We had one back on the God of War forums too. And the looking at a building thing and figuring out how to climb it, I do that all the time. I also can't watch anything on tv about Florence or Rome b/c I feel like I've been there and everything I see I'm like "Yep, I've climbed that...and that...been in there....oh, there's a secret catacomb under that building....and that one...."

You know you're addicted when you know more about history from learning it in AC than you ever did in school.

And also when you run around swearing in Italian.

LightRey
03-08-2012, 02:31 PM
Omg I love these threads. We had one back on the God of War forums too. And the looking at a building thing and figuring out how to climb it, I do that all the time. I also can't watch anything on tv about Florence or Rome b/c I feel like I've been there and everything I see I'm like "Yep, I've climbed that...and that...been in there....oh, there's a secret catacomb under that building....and that one...."

You know you're addicted when you know more about history from learning it in AC than you ever did in school.

And also when you run around swearing in Italian.

So true xD
You know you're addicted when your friends forbid you from talking any more about AC to them.

reddragonhrcro
03-08-2012, 02:34 PM
You know you´re addicted when you get your frineds to play and like AC :p

GLHS
03-08-2012, 02:39 PM
You know you´re addicted when you get your frineds to play and like AC :p

Yeah, Rey, just do that. It's much better if you convert them!

LightRey
03-08-2012, 02:40 PM
Yeah, Rey, just do that. It's much better if you convert them!

I did, but they still want me to shut up.

Moultonborough
03-08-2012, 02:41 PM
When you play AC 2, see the "save icon" and think you just found an Animus Fragment.

GLHS
03-08-2012, 02:57 PM
You know you're addicted when you automatically correct everything you see about history to fit the AC storyline. I.e. Human evolution, anything having to do with any assassination ever, or anything having to do with Christianity and miracles.

LightRey
03-08-2012, 02:58 PM
You know you're addicted when you think of Leonardo Da Vinci as a brother.

frogger504
03-08-2012, 03:24 PM
Omg I love these threads. We had one back on the God of War forums too. And the looking at a building thing and figuring out how to climb it, I do that all the time. I also can't watch anything on tv about Florence or Rome b/c I feel like I've been there and everything I see I'm like "Yep, I've climbed that...and that...been in there....oh, there's a secret catacomb under that building....and that one...."

You know you're addicted when you know more about history from learning it in AC than you ever did in school.

And also when you run around swearing in Italian.

I do this all the time! Any time I see a building I instantly think of how I'd climb it.

Also, I have replaced the word with Cazzo! Which I happen to say all the time.

WhiteSheWolf
03-08-2012, 04:12 PM
When you climb roman columns and expect to collect flags/feathers/animus data fragments....

ace3001
03-08-2012, 04:13 PM
... you've seen this thread so many times before.

LightRey
03-08-2012, 04:42 PM
... you've seen this thread so many times before.

...and join in on the fun anyways.

frogger504
03-08-2012, 04:50 PM
When you finally get a response from the seamstress and you are getting your Conner Assassin Frock Coat made :DD

ace3001
03-08-2012, 04:59 PM
...and join in on the fun anyways.Of course. :D

Moultonborough
03-08-2012, 07:43 PM
When you spend hours on the Assassin's Creed Forum.

Limed_-
03-08-2012, 07:47 PM
When you spend hours on the Assassin's Creed Forum.

hmm..

blazefp
03-08-2012, 07:48 PM
U know you're addicted to AC when everytime you see a wall you try and see if it's climbable...

JumpInTheFire13
03-08-2012, 07:49 PM
Omg I love these threads. We had one back on the God of War forums too. And the looking at a building thing and figuring out how to climb it, I do that all the time. I also can't watch anything on tv about Florence or Rome b/c I feel like I've been there and everything I see I'm like "Yep, I've climbed that...and that...been in there....oh, there's a secret catacomb under that building....and that one...."

You know you're addicted when you know more about history from learning it in AC than you ever did in school.

And also when you run around swearing in Italian.

You just described my life.

JumpInTheFire13
03-08-2012, 07:51 PM
So true xD
You know you're addicted when your friends forbid you from talking any more about AC to them.
This too... All my friends are COD junkies :(

freddie_1897
03-08-2012, 10:12 PM
When you think of Joseph Kony as a templar

Lonesoldier2012
03-08-2012, 10:15 PM
When you think of Joseph Kony as a templar

MAKE IT STOP!!! this is what i feel like when i see everyone on the internet is posting stuff about this guy! http://forums.ubi.com/image.php?u=636423&dateline=2012

freddie_1897
03-08-2012, 10:20 PM
MAKE IT STOP!!! this is what i feel like when i see everyone on the internet is posting stuff about this guy! http://forums.ubi.com/image.php?u=636423&dateline=2012

So you feel like the angry german kid from that YouTube video?
And to be honest, I don't really care if your getting annoyed at people posting things about kony, he's an arsehole, and it's time for him to face the music even if that annoys you

frogger504
03-08-2012, 10:28 PM
So you feel like the angry german kid from that YouTube video?
And to be honest, I don't really care if your getting annoyed at people posting things about kony, he's an arsehole, and it's time for him to face the music even if that annoys you

I was going to buy an action pack, then I got truly informed. We are not helping at all, we are hurting the situation. Kony has been stopped, his forces minimized. He doesn't have much power left. At this point he is just hiding in the Jungle running short of supplies. Sooner or later he will either be found, or his corpse/skeleton will be found.

We are too late, the video is inspiring to think of what we accomplished, but at this point there's nothing more to do. Uganda is making peace Treaties with the LRA and things are looking good.

There;'s no real reason to support Tri anymore.

freddie_1897
03-08-2012, 10:48 PM
I was going to buy an action pack, then I got truly informed. We are not helping at all, we are hurting the situation. Kony has been stopped, his forces minimized. He doesn't have much power left. At this point he is just hiding in the Jungle running short of supplies. Sooner or later he will either be found, or his corpse/skeleton will be found.

We are too late, the video is inspiring to think of what we accomplished, but at this point there's nothing more to do. Uganda is making peace Treaties with the LRA and things are looking good.

There;'s no real reason to support Tri anymore.
If you watched the vid then you'd know that kony has done this before, he's been doing this in discretion and building up his forces, and even if he has been defeated he deserves to pay for his crimes. How would you feel if you couldn't sleep safely in your bed, or constantly worrying your children would be abducted? You don't know. I do, because I knew a survivor, he had been a child soldier but escaped, and you don't want to know what **** he's been through

GlytchMeister
03-08-2012, 11:02 PM
Getting back to the original topic...

You know you are addicted to assassin's creed when you ace history tests on the italian renaissance by using stuff you learned from database entries in AC2 and ACB.

Shaun Hastings has saved my grade multiple times...

Lonesoldier2012
03-08-2012, 11:19 PM
So you feel like the angry german kid from that YouTube video?
And to be honest, I don't really care if your getting annoyed at people posting things about kony, he's an arsehole, and it's time for him to face the music even if that annoys you

We get it. he's horrible but we don't have to have every forum on the internet. youtube, facebook, myspace, and twitter with nothing but posts and sigs about Kony.

SlimeDynamiteD
03-08-2012, 11:57 PM
We get it. he's horrible but we don't have to have every forum on the internet. youtube, facebook, myspace, and twitter with nothing but posts and sigs about Kony.

Actually... That's EXACTLY​ what it is about.

younas456
03-09-2012, 12:30 AM
You know you are addicted when your nickname is "creedarn" which means in loose ends "the creeder"

JumpInTheFire13
03-09-2012, 12:32 AM
Those kids have to worry about being kidnapped, and you're worrying about being annoyed by somebody's signature?

JumpInTheFire13
03-09-2012, 12:33 AM
You know you are addicted when your nickname is "creedarn" which means in loose ends "the creeder"
Your avatar is way too big man. And Slime, I'm really diggin the new sig.

SlimeDynamiteD
03-09-2012, 07:27 AM
Thanks man ;)

GLHS
03-09-2012, 03:50 PM
You know you're addicted when you try to describe the game to somebody that doesn't know anything about it, and you sound like you're a professor teaching a science class. And then when you're done explaining the basics, the thing that confuses them the most is how it's possible to play in 2 different time periods at the same time lol. Trust me, for people that don't know the story, this sh!t is confusing!

LightRey
03-09-2012, 03:51 PM
You know you're addicted when you try to describe the game to somebody that doesn't know anything about it, and you sound like you're a professor teaching a science class. And then when you're done explaining the basics, the thing that confuses them the most is how it's possible to play in 2 different time periods at the same time lol. Trust me, for people that don't know the story, this sh!t is confusing!

Tell me about it. Oh, how many fragile minds I have destroyed trying to explain all that chiz.

GLHS
03-09-2012, 03:54 PM
I tired explaining it to my mom and then I said something about Desmond and she was like "who's Desmond? I thought his name was Ezio or whatever" and I was just like "omfg nevermind"

LightRey
03-09-2012, 03:55 PM
I tired explaining it to my mom and then I said something about Desmond and she was like "who's Desmond? I thought his name was Ezio or whatever" and I was just like "omfg nevermind"
xD
At least your mom remembered that much.

GLHS
03-09-2012, 03:58 PM
Lol yeah....barely.