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SlimeDynamiteD
03-05-2012, 05:53 PM
It's pretty simple, just say what the first thing is you're going to do in Assassin's Creed III.

For me:
The first thing I'm going to do in Assassin's Creed III, is shoot someone in the knee with my Bow.

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/961-aww-yeah.jpg

What's the first thing you will do in Assassin's Creed III? :)

SixKeys
03-05-2012, 05:54 PM
Didn't I predict these jokes would be coming? :rolleyes:

SlimeDynamiteD
03-05-2012, 05:56 PM
It's a serious thread D:
And it really is the first thing I'm gonna do in AC III xD

UrDeviant1
03-05-2012, 05:56 PM
LOL, hilarious :rolleyes:. The first thing I will do Is try kill a bear with my Tomahawk.

persiateddy95
03-05-2012, 05:57 PM
Throw snowballs.

DavisP92
03-05-2012, 05:58 PM
the first thing i'm going to do when i get the bow is go into the forest and train until i think i'm skilled enough with the bow

SleezeRocker
03-05-2012, 05:59 PM
Im going to Press Start on the game screen and then select New Game :)

*Oh shoot what if Hawke went in Secret and signed the Declaration of Independence!
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/699/ohcat.jpg

Lonesoldier2012
03-05-2012, 06:05 PM
I'll shoot in arrow in anyone's knee who is named Lydia.

reddragonhrcro
03-05-2012, 06:06 PM
LOL, hilarious :rolleyes:. The first thing I will do Is try kill a bear with my Tomahawk.

Air assassinate a bear lol

SleezeRocker
03-05-2012, 06:10 PM
Air assassinate a bear lol

Ima skin a Wolf to get a Wolf Head on da hood! ;)

LightRey
03-05-2012, 06:15 PM
hunt whatever living being I find first.

UrDeviant1
03-05-2012, 06:16 PM
Air assassinate a bear lol

Lol, this has to be tried.

Lonesoldier2012
03-05-2012, 06:17 PM
hunt whatever living being I find first.

Humans. the rarest meat of all!

itsamea-mario
03-05-2012, 06:21 PM
Assassinate a rabbit!!

LightRey
03-05-2012, 06:21 PM
Humans. the rarest meat of all!

yummy
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/048/957/megusta.jpg

freddie_1897
03-05-2012, 06:23 PM
Humans. the rarest meat of all!
imagine if you could take human pelts and make disguises out of them

D.I.D.
03-05-2012, 06:24 PM
imagine if you could take human pelts and make disguises out of them

or just a real purty dress [/lambs]

SlimeDynamiteD
03-05-2012, 06:26 PM
Kind of like a Buffalo Bill thing in 'The Silence of the Lambs' huh?
That's disturbing...

Lonesoldier2012
03-05-2012, 06:28 PM
imagine if you could take human pelts and make disguises out of them

Oh God no!

GLHS
03-05-2012, 06:30 PM
I'm gonna tree-jump. Omg I cannot wait for that.........then air assassinate a bear lol.

LoveTwisted
03-05-2012, 06:44 PM
Hunt from the trees a la Predator style ^_^

playassassins1
03-05-2012, 06:56 PM
First thing i will do is look for easter eggs, if there are any. If not, then headshot someone with my bow

blazefp
03-05-2012, 07:18 PM
Get to know the city

InfectedNation
03-05-2012, 07:20 PM
The first thing I will do is play the introductory linear section. Then as soon as I get into the frontier I'll become a beast and find some wilderness viewpoints.

playassassins1
03-05-2012, 07:22 PM
Maybe some area's in the frontier will first be closed of, and later in the game you will be able to go there.

ChaosxNetwork
03-05-2012, 07:54 PM
The first thing I want to do is to Sequence run through the tree tops. Too many times have I ran into a tree and only been met with the failed run up animation. Never again!

Hitokiri_Wrath
03-05-2012, 09:34 PM
I'm going to the tailor. I do this every game because the Assassin White gets old.

Then I'm going to Air Assassinate a bear in style. :D

S.V.
03-05-2012, 09:36 PM
the first thing... Uhmm... Oh ya, open the box.

Ender_Graff
03-05-2012, 09:41 PM
I can't wait to try the new free-running mechanics out! I'm definitely going to practice my tree climbing.

pacmanate
03-05-2012, 09:41 PM
I'll shoot in arrow in anyone's knee who is named Lydia.

Awh dude she died in like my first mission and I didn't know what to do D: Yes i sucked when I first started out :P

The first thing I'm gonna do is check out the new free running system, going over stuff, jumping out of windows, gonna be awesome :)

SlimeDynamiteD
03-05-2012, 09:59 PM
the first thing... Uhmm... Oh ya, open the box.

It says IN Assassin's Creed III, not when you get it in the mail. Or buy it from a store.

Lonesoldier2012
03-05-2012, 09:59 PM
Awh dude she died in like my first mission and I didn't know what to do D: Yes i sucked when I first started out :P

The first thing I'm gonna do is check out the new free running system, going over stuff, jumping out of windows, gonna be awesome :)

I never took her with me. i always took Faendal. Lydia guards my Wife in Breezehome.

playassassins1
03-05-2012, 10:15 PM
It says IN Assassin's Creed III, not when you get it in the mail. Or buy it from a store.

Are you also Dutch? I didn't know that

The13Doctors
03-05-2012, 10:27 PM
Go up to the nearest enemy and scalp him with my tomahawk

SlimeDynamiteD
03-05-2012, 10:55 PM
Are you also Dutch? I didn't know that

Haha, well you do now ;)

Ender_Graff
03-05-2012, 10:56 PM
Go up to the nearest enemy and scalp him with my tomahawk

Connors deadliest attack xD

DavisP92
03-05-2012, 10:58 PM
Go up to the nearest enemy and scalp him with my tomahawk

i don't think you'll be able to scalp ppl, i know Connor doesn't follow the culture from his mother and his father, and mother being the native american side (scalping ppl)

Sarari
03-05-2012, 11:24 PM
Ima skin a Wolf to get a Wolf Head on da hood! ;)
That actually sounds legit hahaha

LieutenantJojo
03-05-2012, 11:28 PM
Kill every guard or animal with my tomahawk and just be awesome.

UrDeviant1
03-05-2012, 11:36 PM
I never took her with me. i always took Faendal. Lydia guards my Wife in Breezehome.

I killed Faendal too, lol.

Dralight
03-05-2012, 11:43 PM
I'll start getting used to the new free running mechanics by climbing about in the trees for a while, then go find a bear to pick a fight with.

Lonesoldier2012
03-06-2012, 12:31 AM
I killed Faendal too, lol.

I never killed Faendal. i said he was my follower you blasphemous *****!

jk.

ShiningShinobi
03-06-2012, 12:33 AM
Did it have to be Civil War themed? I so want Egypt, Greece, so bad

Lonesoldier2012
03-06-2012, 12:35 AM
Did it have to be Civil War themed? I so want Egypt, Greece, so bad
It's not the Civil War. it's the American Revolutionary War.

JumpInTheFire13
03-06-2012, 12:41 AM
Definitely going to jump out of a tree and air assassinate a rabbit.

SlimeDynamiteD
03-06-2012, 08:17 AM
There are Rabbits? I want one as pet :D

The13Doctors
03-06-2012, 08:19 AM
I hope we have wolves as pets

GeneralTrumbo
03-06-2012, 08:44 AM
I will press start on the main menu and begin my game; then I will listen to Desmond go over what happened in all of the other games(What if someone like Juno went over it all this time? :O) And then I will walk as Desmond most likely, etc., etc.

imonthenet
03-06-2012, 09:15 AM
I will run and not stop running. Ever.

Moultonborough
03-06-2012, 09:25 AM
Go to midnight release, go home with the game, put it into my PS3, wait 15 minutes for it to download, press start, put on subtitles than kill whatever I see first.

SlimeDynamiteD
03-06-2012, 09:36 AM
Seems like you've put alot of thought in it, haven't you?

playassassins1
03-06-2012, 10:41 AM
Everyone remember the thread where we talked about what you were going to do after you picked up Revelations? Someone needs to make one again.

GeneralTrumbo
03-06-2012, 11:40 AM
Everyone remember the thread where we talked about what you were going to do after you picked up Revelations? Someone needs to make one again.
Lets wait until a little closer to release for that. ^_^

Ender_Graff
03-06-2012, 12:32 PM
Lets wait until a little closer to release for that. ^_^
Yes please! Talking about AC3 this much so early is going to suck, I will be looking forward to the game all summer.

FrankieSatt
03-06-2012, 02:42 PM
How can you say what you will do first in the game when we have no way to know how the game will start? The game might start with Desmond then what? It might start with Connor being a kid and you have to do silly crap to learn the new game mechanics then what?

There is no way to say what you will do first without actually knowing how the game will start.

GeneralTrumbo
03-06-2012, 02:45 PM
How can you say what you will do first in the game when we have no way to know how the game will start? The game might start with Desmond then what? It might start with Connor being a kid and you have to do silly crap to learn the new game mechanics then what?

There is no way to say what you will do first without actually knowing how the game will start.
People can still assume.​

EscoBlades
03-06-2012, 02:51 PM
First thing i'll do is Dino Walk with Connor :D

Moryarity
03-06-2012, 03:00 PM
First thing.. I will enter my profile name :p

tarrero
03-06-2012, 03:38 PM
first thing i'll do is dino walk with connor :d

this!

Rycay
03-06-2012, 04:02 PM
Everyone else is going with assassinating a bear, but I think I'll try assassinating a rabbit. Take that, Templar bunny!

GeneralTrumbo
03-06-2012, 04:55 PM
Everyone else is going with assassinating a bear, but I think I'll try assassinating a rabbit. Take that, Templar bunny!
Oh yeah, I'm going to assassinate a wolf...TAKE THAT!

SleezeRocker
03-06-2012, 05:04 PM
Oh yeah, I'm going to assassinate a wolf...TAKE THAT!

Im going to free run on top a tree, eagle dive/air assassinate on a bear and kill streak the rabbit and taking it's leg for luck against fighting an army of Templars ACR trailer style!
YEAH WHAT NOW! lol jk :P

I_Love_AC
03-06-2012, 05:10 PM
Drag through the Desmond section of the game THE WORST PART OF THE GAME and then go play the real game as the assassin LETS ALL NOT DEAL WITH ****TY DESMOND PARTS THAT DONT MAKE **** FOR SENSE AND ARE WORTHLESS AND POINTLESS AND ****TY MOTHER ****ERS AT UBISOFT *****ES

SlimeDynamiteD
03-06-2012, 07:00 PM
Maybe that did make sense without the censored parts...
but WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?

LightRey
03-06-2012, 07:08 PM
Maybe that did make sense without the censored parts...
but WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?

Too late now.

freddie_1897
03-06-2012, 07:12 PM
Drag through the Desmond section of the game THE WORST PART OF THE GAME and then go play the real game as the assassin LETS ALL NOT DEAL WITH ****TY DESMOND PARTS THAT DONT MAKE **** FOR SENSE AND ARE WORTHLESS AND POINTLESS AND ****TY MOTHER ****ERS AT UBISOFT *****ES
go back to youtube, we don't want you here. ​NO ONE AGREES WITH YOU, GET THAT INTO YOUR SKULL AND GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM YOU IMMATURE LITTLE TROLL

and to be honest, if you don't understand the desmond parts then your probably just an idiot

UrDeviant1
03-06-2012, 07:14 PM
I think he might be showing his distaste for the Desmond memories, though I cant be certain.

LightRey
03-06-2012, 07:17 PM
Calm down, people. He's been dealt with.

freddie_1897
03-06-2012, 07:19 PM
Calm down, people. He's been dealt with.
only for 2 weeks, and he's probably reading these anyway

pirate1802
03-06-2012, 07:20 PM
Funny thing is, he is showing his love for the "real" Assassins Creed and at the same time badmouthing its creators.

LightRey
03-06-2012, 07:21 PM
only for 2 weeks, and he's probably reading these anyway

Dom said that if he did it before he'd turn it into a permanent ban and if he continues to troll after his suspension he'll obviously receive a permanent ban regardless.

SleezeRocker
03-06-2012, 07:25 PM
Calm down, people. He's been dealt with.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/549/If you know what I mean..png
Hehehehe...
http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg571/scaled.php?server=571&filename=lineagehiddenblade.png&res=medium

imonthenet
03-07-2012, 06:18 AM
First thing i'll do is Dino Walk with Connor :D

Can we Dino Walk? I supposed you would know Esco, but IDK aboot how it would feel with the new controls :)

laagamer
03-07-2012, 06:23 AM
Stalk and kill me some Red Coats!

Moultonborough
03-07-2012, 07:39 AM
Seems like you've put alot of thought in it, haven't you?

Me? Yes, I have since it is what happened with AC:R. I don't see AC III being any different.

Assassin_M
03-07-2012, 07:48 AM
First order of business.............Admire the Graphics with drool in my mouth 0_0

david99noisy
03-07-2012, 07:50 AM
[thread]

Assassin_M
03-07-2012, 07:52 AM
[thread]
How`re you gonna do that in AC III ?? You have to remember the hardware limitations..

edzilla_551
03-07-2012, 07:55 AM
im going to first kill a british soldier:rolleyes:

Moultonborough
03-07-2012, 07:58 AM
I think it will start off with Desmond, so do whatever he does to start. Once we switch to Connor kill a soldier.

pirate1802
03-07-2012, 08:34 AM
First order of business.............Admire the Graphics with drool in my mouth 0_0

This. xD

BK-110
03-07-2012, 08:50 AM
I'll start off by treerunning (trees, freerunning - see what I did there?).

iSoTryHard
03-07-2012, 08:56 AM
lol im gonna climb a tree yea!!!!!!!!

Moultonborough
03-07-2012, 09:03 AM
If we start out in the Frontier. It also depends on what they do for a "Tutorial Memory" .

Black_Widow9
03-07-2012, 09:03 AM
I'll start off by treerunning (trees, freerunning - see what I did there?).
Nicely done! :D

SlimeDynamiteD
03-07-2012, 08:29 PM
Clever. :P

Grygier
03-07-2012, 08:44 PM
gonna go fight a bear with my "bear" hands the first chance i get.

SlimeDynamiteD
03-07-2012, 08:57 PM
Hah you must be "Bear Grylls". xD

Lonesoldier2012
03-07-2012, 09:01 PM
Hah you must be "Bear Norris". xD

Fixed.

SlimeDynamiteD
03-07-2012, 09:01 PM
Fair Enough xD

Limed_-
03-07-2012, 11:16 PM
Throw the disc out the window when I realise multiplayer is broken :)

JumpInTheFire13
03-08-2012, 12:21 AM
I'm going to avoid killing British soldiers at all costs. Black Sabbath is from England. I wouldn't want to prevent the glorious metal genre from being created.

SlimeDynamiteD
03-08-2012, 08:52 AM
Then I would definitely kill all the British soldiers at all costs. :P

Kit572
03-08-2012, 09:03 AM
Put my hidden blade to use.

Because hidden blades are awesome.

Lonesoldier2012
03-08-2012, 09:20 AM
Put my hidden blade to use.

Because hidden blades are awesome.

Agreed.

frogger504
03-08-2012, 09:36 AM
I'm going to avoid killing British soldiers at all costs. Black Sabbath is from England. I wouldn't want to prevent the glorious metal genre from being created.

What if a mission recquires the death of one ancestors of the creators.

SlimeDynamiteD
03-09-2012, 07:29 AM
Then that would be an awesome mission. xD

LightRey
03-09-2012, 12:00 PM
Put the disc I found on the ground after some guy threw it out of his window in the CD tray.

reddragonhrcro
03-09-2012, 12:13 PM
I'm going to avoid killing British soldiers at all costs. Black Sabbath is from England. I wouldn't want to prevent the glorious metal genre from being created.

Black Sabbath FTW! R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio