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LightRey
01-15-2012, 06:09 PM
It's a trap!

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SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 06:10 PM
It's so... clean in here...
I want to back to our old dusty and cozy house :(

itsamea-mario
01-15-2012, 06:11 PM
Woop!!

Though I think the no AC bit does need to be specified.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 06:11 PM
And you need to make a link to the last BUWYWL thread.

LightRey
01-15-2012, 06:13 PM
These new forums are so confusing! D:
I eventually just settled with posting the url.

itsamea-mario
01-15-2012, 06:13 PM
It's so... clean in here...
I want to back to our old dusty and cozy house :(
*pulls down wallpaper and knocks over a bin*

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 06:15 PM
*Runs to and jumps onto huge armchair near the fireplace*

From now on, This is my chair.
I think I can get settled here. :)

xCr0wnedNorris
01-15-2012, 06:16 PM
Ted will be so disappointed he couldn't start this one either... http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z470/xCr0wnedNorris/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

LightRey
01-15-2012, 06:16 PM
*Runs to and jumps onto huge armchair near the fireplace*

From now on. This is my chair.
I think I can get settled here. :)

I'll just claim the bed as my chair.

itsamea-mario
01-15-2012, 06:17 PM
*sets fire to chair*

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 06:18 PM
Good point.

*Runs upstairs and claims Master bedroom with kingsize bed and my own bathroom.*
*Personalizes room with posters and throws clothes all over the place*
FROM NOW ON, THIS IS MY ROOM.

*Sits back in armchair*

http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z470/xCr0wnedNorris/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Mario, don't start...
If you're quick enough you can still get the couch.

LightRey
01-15-2012, 06:21 PM
HA! *enters secret room behind the bookcase and claims the Secret chambers with a round 2-person bed, 2 giant flat screen TV's and many more extras*

LordWolv
01-15-2012, 06:26 PM
I don't like you.

LightRey
01-15-2012, 06:29 PM
I don't like you.

;D

persiateddy95
01-15-2012, 06:29 PM
Ted will be so disappointed he couldn't start this one either... http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z470/xCr0wnedNorris/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
Not really, I started the 34th.

So what defines when we create a new thread?

LightRey
01-15-2012, 06:32 PM
Not really, I started the 34th.

So what defines when we create a new thread?

When hell freezes over? :D

persiateddy95
01-15-2012, 06:33 PM
So I guess I'll just start the 37th now...

LightRey
01-15-2012, 06:35 PM
So I guess I'll just start the 37th now...

D:
hell hasn't frozen over.

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 06:36 PM
Huh, doesn't look like there are any more rooms left =/

*goes and sits on the comfy rug by the fireplace*

itsamea-mario
01-15-2012, 06:37 PM
How do you know hell isn't a frozen wasteland?

LordWolv
01-15-2012, 06:41 PM
How do you know hell isn't a frozen wasteland?
How do you know we are not currently living in hell?

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 06:44 PM
Huh, doesn't look like there are any more rooms left =/

*goes and sits on the comfy rug by the fireplace*

You can use my room ;d

LightRey
01-15-2012, 06:45 PM
How do you know we are not currently living in hell?

well this is the realm where Justin Bieber lives...

Xanatos2007
01-15-2012, 06:45 PM
Hey guys! Did you know we have a new backya- oh, we moved threads.

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 06:49 PM
You can use my room ;d

Where are you going to sleep?

*walks in, drying hair with a towel* Oh btw folks, everything in the main bathroom works =)

Xanatos2007
01-15-2012, 06:53 PM
Good, I need to wash all the blood out of my hair. 'Twas a glorious batt- party.

LightRey
01-15-2012, 06:53 PM
*a loud explosion sounds from the kitchen*

The stove was working fine too guys!

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 06:53 PM
Where are you going to sleep?

*walks in, drying hair with a towel* Oh btw folks, everything in the main bathroom works =)

I'm going to sleep in my Kingsized bed... you sleep wherever you want. xD
Also, my bedroom has it's own bathroom so I'll be using that.

LightRey
01-15-2012, 06:55 PM
*peeks from behind the bookcase*

is the chair still on fire?

Xanatos2007
01-15-2012, 06:57 PM
Also, my bedroom has it's own bathroom so I'll be using that.

Umm... Russel? That's a pillowcase, not a bathroom.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 06:58 PM
I don't know, all I know is that I'm moving my armchair to my room.
And if I need it, I'll move it back to the fireplace.

And no Xanatos, it's a bathroom.
What you're looking at is a picture album, and on that picture I'm... Oh... hiding a body in the pillowcase.
Well done, me.

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 06:59 PM
*peeks from behind the bookcase*

is the chair still on fire?

Just a tad...

*grabs fire extinguisher & manages to extinguish the smoldering remains*

LightRey
01-15-2012, 07:20 PM
Just a tad...

*grabs fire extinguisher & manages to extinguish the smoldering remains*

oh well.
*goes back to watching TV in his secret room*

itsamea-mario
01-15-2012, 07:31 PM
I'm glad you guys are enjoying the shed.

'cause this house is wonderful.
And each bedroom is the same before you all rush in.

There are two common rooms, one for just relaxing, one for entertainment.
A fully equipped kitchen, 5 bathrooms excluding the ensuite in each room.
And a petting zoo.
Full of ponies and pokémon.

rileypoole1234
01-15-2012, 08:00 PM
Hello everybody, I'm back. Is anybody still thoroughly confused by the new look of the Forums like me? No worries though. Glad to see so many familiar faces are still around. LightRey... I'm not so sure about you... Just kidding mate. Glad to be back guys.

LightRey
01-15-2012, 08:05 PM
But mine's secret! Even If I was the one that put that bookcase in front of the door.

itsamea-mario
01-15-2012, 08:09 PM
Sure light, you can put a bookcase infront of the door, but you have to buy it yourself, you're not using the one in the common room.

rileypoole1234
01-15-2012, 08:12 PM
But mine's secret! Even If I was the one that put that bookcase in front of the door.
Just don't use the bookcase that I'm hiding in.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 08:14 PM
Oh, and to be clear: I am Lord of the House, and Mario is my steward.
So if there's any trouble please, do nót bother me. Bother Mario. :)

Also, I might be buying a walking stick... I would seem more impressive with a walking stick...
I should give that some thought.

itsamea-mario
01-15-2012, 08:23 PM
No you're not.
No one person claims ownership, not even lightrey, he simply opened the door to a new house.
Therefore he is the longest standing resident, and technically should have more power than you.

rileypoole1234
01-15-2012, 08:25 PM
No you're not.
No one person claims ownership, not even lightrey, he simply opened the door to a new house.
Therefore he is the longest standing resident, and technically should have more power than you.
Agreed. One cannot simply grant himself the position of Lord. The power must be granted to you...

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 08:25 PM
That is untrue, he opened the door so I could enter.
That makes me superior to him.

And gave me the right to be Lord.

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 08:32 PM
I'm going to look and see if this place has a garden.

*Goes off to prepare and trek through what can only be described as a jungle*

itsamea-mario
01-15-2012, 08:32 PM
Isn't he precious.
Bless.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 08:38 PM
Why thank you, my right hand, Mario... Or may I call you George?

LightRey
01-15-2012, 08:40 PM
Sure light, you can put a bookcase infront of the door, but you have to buy it yourself, you're not using the one in the common room.

it's an invisible bookcase. :rolleyes:

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 08:42 PM
Oh that's why I couldn't find it.

Nice safe..

itsamea-mario
01-15-2012, 08:45 PM
Aww just look at him, you could just eat him up couldn't you!?
T'awwww

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 08:50 PM
George, would you drive the car up front?
I am to go to a meeting.

LightRey
01-15-2012, 08:56 PM
George, would you drive the car up front?
I am to go to a meeting.

Wait. I think I might've blown up the car.

itsamea-mario
01-15-2012, 08:56 PM
Didums has a very busy day ahead of him doesn't he?

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 08:58 PM
Anyone have a torch, t'is getting a bit dark out here....

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 08:59 PM
*Throws torch out the window towards Artemis*
HERE YA GO, IF YOU FIND ANY TIGERS OR LIONS YOU COME AND TELL ME OKAY?

Oh dear,
but I meant the Bentley, not the Mercedes.

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 09:04 PM
*Throws torch out the window towards Artemis*
HERE YA GO, IF YOU FIND ANY TIGERS OR LIONS YOU COME AND TELL ME OKAY?

*catches the torch* THANK YOU!

Wait, he didn't say anything about bears...oh poopy...ah well, here we go.... *continues the trek*

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 09:06 PM
No, bears are not my jurisdiction and they're not that profitable either.

Xanatos2007
01-15-2012, 09:09 PM
Sure they are. Bear claws are a valuable alchemy ingredient.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 09:12 PM
Well then, you take care of the bears and I shall take care of the tigers and lions.

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 09:12 PM
So am I catching bears or what?

Edit: Just seen your post. Bear catching it is...

LordWolv
01-15-2012, 09:13 PM
*Sits on a chair, watching the drama in front of me.*
Oh my. They are a mighty violent bunch, oh my..

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 09:14 PM
Hey you still got that torch? I need to light mine...

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 09:17 PM
Hey you still got that torch? I need to light mine...


*Hasn't heard anything that Slime has said since she's wandered too far into the wilderness of a garden...*

itsamea-mario
01-15-2012, 09:17 PM
God complex, can you say God complex?

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 09:23 PM
I can try, it would sound like: Me.

Now George, what are you doing in the Jungle?
This is no place for a Steward. Now give me a lighter, this torch needs to be lit.

itsamea-mario
01-15-2012, 09:27 PM
I could stab you through the spine.

But it would be like killing a poor little puppy.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 09:29 PM
Heh, George did you see what I did there?
George, in the jungle. Haha, dear god man losen up a bit.

Xanatos2007
01-15-2012, 09:32 PM
I'm going back to sleep, consciousness is boring me.

LightRey
01-15-2012, 09:32 PM
I'm starving. If Artemis does manage to catch a few bears, I say we eat them.

itsamea-mario
01-15-2012, 09:33 PM
Please tell me you didn't just spend all that time to build up to that?

LightRey
01-15-2012, 09:34 PM
I'm still writing that evolution program. D:

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 09:34 PM
That sounds like solid plan!
Now I'm going to return to the-

George... where did the house go?

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 09:36 PM
*Hears movement and readies her bow and arrow*

LightRey
01-15-2012, 09:40 PM
*hears movement and readies her bow and arrow*

boo!

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 09:41 PM
boo!

Aahh! *fires the arrow into Rey's shoulder*

itsamea-mario
01-15-2012, 09:44 PM
I tire of this role play business.
And I tire of you.
Tattibye.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 09:45 PM
*Hears sudden yell*

Oh dear something's wrong...

*runs through the jungle and falls over Rey*

Now what is going on here?
Oh dear lord you shot him!

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 09:51 PM
*Hears sudden yell*

Oh dear something's wrong...

*runs through the jungle and falls over Rey*

Now what is going on here?
Oh dear lord you shot him!

He scared the living bejesus out of me, what else was I supposed to do!? You need to get him back to the house- *hears more movement amongst the trees and bushes*

We have company...

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 09:52 PM
Oh that's just George.
That is what I think...

Also, where IS the house?

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 09:57 PM
Oh that's just George.
That is what I think...

Also, where IS the house?

Turn back, go straight and take a left after you see the tree with "A8" marked on it.

Ooop, here comes a lion, you'd best scarper *takes aim*

LightRey
01-15-2012, 09:58 PM
*coughs up blood*

rileypoole1234
01-15-2012, 10:00 PM
Oh that's just George.
That is what I think...

Also, where IS the house?

It should be in the English countryside, or somewhere deep in Louisiana. Either a large 18th century mansion or an antebellum plantation home.

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 10:02 PM
*coughs up blood*

You only have yourself to blame, scaring me like that! Whilst I'm armed too!!

LightRey
01-15-2012, 10:10 PM
You only have yourself to blame, scaring me like that! Whilst I'm armed too!!

maybe ur just trigger happy. D:

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 10:11 PM
It's most definitely the large 18th century mansion.

Also, *Draws sword from walking stick*

Now Lion... Let's dance.

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 10:20 PM
maybe ur just trigger happy. D:

Maybe someone doesn't want dinner this evening? *puts hands on hips*

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 10:21 PM
You tell him girl,
but maybe a little help with this uhm... Lion problem here?

LightRey
01-15-2012, 10:25 PM
Maybe someone doesn't want dinner this evening? *puts hands on hips*

I'll just be glad if I make it till dinner D:

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 10:27 PM
You tell him girl,
but maybe a little help with this uhm... Lion problem here?

Oh... *goes to aid SlimeDynamite by shooting an arrow through the lions side*

Quickly, whilst he's preoccupied!

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 10:27 PM
Now was that so hard?

*Picks up Lion*

Now let's get back to the house and you can prepare dinner.

LightRey
01-15-2012, 10:31 PM
Now was that so hard?

*Picks up Lion*

Now let's get back to the house and you can prepare dinner.

Wait! What about me? D:

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 10:31 PM
you can come with us and have dinner as well?

LightRey
01-15-2012, 10:33 PM
you can come with us and have dinner as well?

How!? I'm dying on the ground here. D:

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 10:33 PM
Artemis could you pick him up?

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 10:35 PM
Artemis could you pick him up?

Who's going to carry the lion?

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 10:35 PM
Me... but you could do that too if you'd like.

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 10:39 PM
Me... but you could do that too if you'd like.

You're kidding right? You want me to carry the lion as well as the crybaby? ¬_¬

Alright I'll take Rey, but we'll need to give him emergency first aid. When we get back to the house, we'll get him cleaned up properly.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 10:40 PM
Yea because I ain't be eating no dirty Lion. So good thinking on cleaning the Lion.

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 10:44 PM
Yea because I ain't be eating no dirty Lion. So good thinking on cleaning the Lion.

I was referring to Rey, but we can do that too.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 10:44 PM
He'll be fine, he's just playing.

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 10:47 PM
Really? The dark bloody patch on his shirt seems to be getting bigger =/

Rey, you ok? *pokes Rey with her bow*

LightRey
01-15-2012, 10:48 PM
If I don't make it...

...tell Mario...

..that he's a fruitcake.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 10:50 PM
*Grabs walking stick*

*Moves to poking LightRey*

Oh wait heh, that's my sword...

*Puts sword back into walking stick*

Alright I'll get the Lion... you get him.

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 10:54 PM
Alrighty, let's get you up Rey *picks LightRey up and swings his uninjured side over her shoulders*

I will not be giving you a piggy back...

SlimeDynamiteD
01-15-2012, 10:56 PM
Alright, I'm going to go to bed...
Would you mind bringing my meal?

Thanks dear :)

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 11:01 PM
*sits LightRey down on a table* I'll be back for you in a moment.

*starts to clean up the dead animal and preps the lion steaks*

LightRey
01-15-2012, 11:07 PM
*starts hallucinating*

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 11:26 PM
*slaps the back of Rey's head*

Stay awake you!

Slime, I- woooh! *watches as the flames go off in front of her* - hope you like your steaks flambéed....

LightRey
01-15-2012, 11:30 PM
OUCH!

You're just trying to hurt me even more, aren't you? D:

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 11:37 PM
*Quickly runs the steaks up to Slime*

Hope you like 'em. I'll be tending to Rey if you need me =)

*runs back to Rey*

No no. Me hurting you would involve me yanking the arrow out of your back with the head still attached.

itsamea-mario
01-15-2012, 11:46 PM
Anyone watched Sherlock (TV series)?
If so, thoughts?
If not, go watch it then give me your thoughts.

Artemis88
01-15-2012, 11:50 PM
Anyone watched Sherlock (TV series)?
If so, thoughts?
If not, go watch it then give me your thoughts.

All I can say to/about that episode is holy cow. Almost got lost, but it became incredibly clear at the end.

LightRey
01-15-2012, 11:54 PM
If you're dying and you know it clap your hands

*clap* *clap*

If you're dying and you know it clap your hands...

itsamea-mario
01-15-2012, 11:58 PM
Kind of makes it hard to imagine there being a 3rd series.

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 12:01 AM
Ok ok!

This is going to be a tad painful. You may need to take your shirt off to lessen the difficulty of a smooth removal.

Come on now, off with it. And don't get any ideas...

*goes to fill a bowl with warm water, then fetches the proper tools as well as bandages and other first aid equipment*


Kind of makes it hard to imagine there being a 3rd series.

Certainly does. I'm 50/50 on the ending because on one hand, it closed the series/episode, but on the other, I really want there to be another series. It's the same with The Mentalist for me, I really want to find out what happens and hope there will be another series.

LightRey
01-16-2012, 12:32 AM
*clap* *clap*

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 12:44 AM
*Manages to free the arrow from Rey's back, and soaks a few cotton balls with warm water and antiseptic liquid, and applies it to the wound. Wraps a bandage around the area temporarily*

You know what, I'm pretty sure you'll survive until morning. I'll deal with properly then. I'm going to go curl up in bed now.

LightRey
01-16-2012, 12:58 AM
*throws the remains of Russel's chair in the fireplace and sets them on fire again*

*grabs a blanket and sleeps by the fireplace*

masterfenix2009
01-16-2012, 03:25 AM
*finally finds new house and bangs on the door*
Who the hell hit me with an arrow? Where are my keys, and Slime.....*throws back dynamite that he threw at me*
You have an extremely long fuse. Oh, I am not the competitive brother. I am the failure of the family/

LordWolv
01-16-2012, 06:51 AM
*Turns up at new house covered in mud, banging on door and shouting*
Alas, the journey was hard, but thou has arrived.
May I indulge myself within a shower, good fellows?

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 09:15 AM
*wakes up on the roof*

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-033.gif

How'd I end up here? Russel?!

LightRey
01-16-2012, 09:19 AM
*wakes up*

...

*goes back to sleep*

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 09:33 AM
I wish I could do that... but I have an exam today which I didn't study... but I think if I'll read it in the subway I'll get at least 55% x')

itsamea-mario
01-16-2012, 09:35 AM
*wakes up, in bed*
*realises you're all still carrying on with this little RP*
*goes to college*

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 09:49 AM
We still are? o.o

LightRey
01-16-2012, 10:09 AM
I dunno.

*checks his shoulder for wounds*

Yeah, we still are...

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 10:10 AM
*Punches LightRey on wounded Shoulder*

HAH! You jest.

LightRey
01-16-2012, 10:11 AM
*screams in agony*

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 10:38 AM
The hell is going on down here? *rubs eyes*

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 10:39 AM
I'm not sure... But look! :D
*Punches LightRey on wounded shoulder again*

I can make him scream :)

LightRey
01-16-2012, 10:42 AM
*screams in agony again*

Oh, well. At least the burning remains of your chair in the fireplace kept me warm at night.

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 10:43 AM
o_O

*Looks around room*

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 10:43 AM
I don't know whose it was, but it was not my chair...

LightRey
01-16-2012, 10:45 AM
I don't know whose it was, but it was not my chair...

there was another chair by the fireplace?

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 10:46 AM
Yes there is.
I mean, was.

You could've taken it but someone seemed to have burned it.

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 10:46 AM
*takes another look at the smoldering remains of the chair*

...that was my chair...

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 10:49 AM
Well that's a bummer...
Would you like my footstool?

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 10:50 AM
¬_¬

No thanks, I'm good just sitting cross legged on the floor.

LightRey
01-16-2012, 10:50 AM
*takes another look at the smoldering remains of the chair*

...that was my chair...

Then justice has been done. http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z470/xCr0wnedNorris/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 10:52 AM
If I get to shoot you in the shoulder, I can get away with it with a burned chair?

That seems like a good deal to me... *Pulls out double barreled shotgun*
http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z470/xCr0wnedNorris/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 10:52 AM
I was thinking of dealing with your wounded shoulder this morning, but I think I'd rather Slime kept hitting you ^_^

LightRey
01-16-2012, 10:55 AM
If I get to shoot you in the shoulder, I can get away with it with a burned chair?

That seems like a good deal to me... *Pulls out double barreled shotgun*
http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z470/xCr0wnedNorris/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

nonono! You can get away with if if you're shot in the shoulder.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 10:55 AM
Well that's a bummer.

*Puts double barreled shotgun back on the fireplace*

LightRey
01-16-2012, 10:58 AM
I was thinking of dealing with your wounded shoulder this morning, but I think I'd rather Slime kept hitting you ^_^

D:

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 11:16 AM
That's right Rey!

Now go sit yourself down on that table so I can redress the wound.

LightRey
01-16-2012, 11:19 AM
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/617/okayguy.jpg
Okay...

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 11:34 AM
Well let us see here, can't see any early signs of infection but it's still weeping quite badly so I may have to stich this up *gets out suture needle and thread*

LightRey
01-16-2012, 11:37 AM
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the shoulder.

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 11:42 AM
Care to retell your little story whilst I do this *removes the bandages and cleans up the wound*

This may sting a little *inserts needle and starts sewing up the wound*

LightRey
01-16-2012, 11:47 AM
I would, but I can't remember since *somebody* decided to almost kill me and then *somebody else* stabbed and repeatedly punched my wounds.

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 11:50 AM
Shall I rub some healing salt on them, sir?

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 11:54 AM
*Slaps Xanatos' hand away* Get that salt out of here!

Like I said, if you hadn't scared me half to death, then I wouldn't have had to shoot you!

caswallawn_2k7
01-16-2012, 12:04 PM
well done you all fail the stamp test.

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 12:09 PM
?

LightRey
01-16-2012, 12:16 PM
well done you all fail the stamp test.

If you're in some way referring to your attempts to revive the old thread, doing so is breaking the rules.
We decided to start a new one because we wanted to, not because of the old forum rules or w/e. Get over it.

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 12:38 PM
Alright Rey, we're done here *puts medical instruments to one side*

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 12:49 PM
Now it's time for me to get to work... *opens briefcase*

http://www.vampires.be/images/a/a9/2008-11-11_14-01-03Image1.GIF

Sorry, wrong kit. I'm not committing suicide yet.

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 12:51 PM
What are you going to do?

caswallawn_2k7
01-16-2012, 12:51 PM
the stamp test, is give someone a letter an envelope and a stamp, they will always stick the stamp in the top right of the envelope, there is no law that states it goes there, people just started doing it so people follow, it shows a lock of ability to think for your self and adapt as the fact is id doesn't matter where you stick the stamp the outcome is the same the letter will still get delivered.

so I guess my point is you have all proven you have no ability to think for your self. also it is only against the rules to necro dead threads, a dead thread is a thread that has not been posted in for months so there is no rule broken, if anything the starting of this thread could be classed as spam as you are repeating a thread that already exists, the only reason to ever recreate a thread is if it reaches it's limit and is closed.

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 12:59 PM
*Decides to disappear for awhile*

LightRey
01-16-2012, 01:37 PM
the stamp test, is give someone a letter an envelope and a stamp, they will always stick the stamp in the top right of the envelope, there is no law that states it goes there, people just started doing it so people follow, it shows a lock of ability to think for your self and adapt as the fact is id doesn't matter where you stick the stamp the outcome is the same the letter will still get delivered.

so I guess my point is you have all proven you have no ability to think for your self. also it is only against the rules to necro dead threads, a dead thread is a thread that has not been posted in for months so there is no rule broken, if anything the starting of this thread could be classed as spam as you are repeating a thread that already exists, the only reason to ever recreate a thread is if it reaches it's limit and is closed.

You are incorrect. There are 2 threads on the same "subject" here. Since quite clearly a consensus has been established amongst most of us that this thread is to be the active thread, the other thread is to be abandoned as it is against the rules for there to be 2 active threads on the same subject.

As for the stamp test. It was clearly irrelevant as the decision to start a new one was not made on the basis of any old rules, but simply tradition and allowing (relatively) new members to have the "honor" of starting a BUWYWL thread.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 01:59 PM
I would, but I can't remember since *somebody* decided to almost kill me and then *somebody else* stabbed and repeatedly punched my wounds.

Yes, and if you hadn't scared Artemis half to death, I would still do this:

*Punches stitched shoulder and accidentaly opens the wound*
http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z470/xCr0wnedNorris/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

LightRey
01-16-2012, 02:03 PM
Yes, and if you hadn't scared Artemis half to death, I would still do this:

*Punches stitched shoulder and accidentaly opens the wound*
http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z470/xCr0wnedNorris/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

*screams in agony again (again)*

*grabs Slime's wrist with his good hand and twists it, then kicks him into the pit of death*

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 02:23 PM
*Walks through the door with bags full of groceries, and sees Slime being kicked into a pit*

Nice pit

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 02:24 PM
Thanks, I dug it myself when I escaped from Hell the second time.

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 02:28 PM
Impressive!

*Hears Rey's moderate howls of pain*

itsamea-mario
01-16-2012, 02:49 PM
What would be the point in putting the stamp anywhere else? Just to try and be different?
that's where the postal staff are expecting to find the stamp, may aswell put it there.

Besides unspoken rules are still a sort of rule, and the BUWYWL rule is actually a community agreed rule.
It may not be forum official, but why do you think mods lock the old ones?

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 02:55 PM
*Climbs back up to the house*
WHO THE HELL DIGS A PIT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR HOUSE?

XANATOS!! *Grabs double barreled shotgun from the fireplace and chases Xanatos*

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 03:10 PM
*phases through the wall just as Russel fires*

U mad?

caswallawn_2k7
01-16-2012, 03:32 PM
As for the stamp test. It was clearly irrelevant as the decision to start a new one was not made on the basis of any old rules, but simply tradition and allowing (relatively) new members to have the "honor" of starting a BUWYWL thread.

hence the stamp test as there is no rule on where a stamp goes it is just done because people always have so you fail it even more so by trying to state the reason you did it was for the reason you failed the stamp test.

as for the thread being dead a thread isn't dead until it is closed or has run it's course, it is not something up for a "group decision" it is a defined point where the thread either drops off entirely for a long period or is closed by a moderator, now spam is making multiple thread on the same topic without the previous thread either being long since gone so it becomes irrelevent or the thread having been closed by a moderator giving permission to make a new one, on most sites (try it on EA forums) you would actually be banned for just deciding the old thread is dead and making a new one.

as for the honour of starting a thread, if you really feel you need "the honour" of starting it you are just proving even more so you lack the ability to think for your self and are basically desperate for attention, at least back in the early threads it was funny as you could have 4 or 5 threads open at the same time as everyone raced for the new just to piss off the others.


so basically you are following the crowd, not thinking for your self and taking part in a pointless cycle so everyone can have "the honour" as I said you have failed the stamp test.

xCr0wnedNorris
01-16-2012, 03:44 PM
This was an awkward scenario to walk into... http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z470/xCr0wnedNorris/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

*Minds the pit as to avoid falling into it*

LightRey
01-16-2012, 03:52 PM
hence the stamp test as there is no rule on where a stamp goes it is just done because people always have so you fail it even more so by trying to state the reason you did it was for the reason you failed the stamp test.

as for the thread being dead a thread isn't dead until it is closed or has run it's course, it is not something up for a "group decision" it is a defined point where the thread either drops off entirely for a long period or is closed by a moderator, now spam is making multiple thread on the same topic without the previous thread either being long since gone so it becomes irrelevent or the thread having been closed by a moderator giving permission to make a new one, on most sites (try it on EA forums) you would actually be banned for just deciding the old thread is dead and making a new one.

as for the honour of starting a thread, if you really feel you need "the honour" of starting it you are just proving even more so you lack the ability to think for your self and are basically desperate for attention, at least back in the early threads it was funny as you could have 4 or 5 threads open at the same time as everyone raced for the new just to piss off the others.


so basically you are following the crowd, not thinking for your self and taking part in a pointless cycle so everyone can have "the honour" as I said you have failed the stamp test.

Your conclusion is preposterous. You assume that simply because we made the decision to do the same thing we did before even though it's original reason is gone is because we "follow the crowd", yet there is no evidence to support that claim. Not to mention that if we truly have a free choice, both options should be considered a possibility, not one. If everyone who has "free will" makes the same decision in the same situation you're contradicting yourself, which makes the "stamp test" a logically flawed test.

I also never said the thread was dead. I said the thread was to be abandoned. It's not dead, it has to die. There's a difference.

The only reason we made this thread was because each of us would like being the one to start a BUWYWL thread at some point and the old "rule" provided us with such an opportunity. Now that the original reason for the rule is gone doesn't mean that it shouldn't remain in place for this one.

We're not following the crowd, we're following a sensation.

You on the other hand decided to keep the other thread alive just to go against the group. Hence your decision was based on what the group did, making your very decision indicative of a lack of free will.

If anyone "failed the stamp test" it is you, my furry little friend.

EDIT: let us also not forget that the OP of the last thread requested for the thread to be closed, which is enough grounds for a mod to close it. It was bound to be closed eventually, not to mention it is common courtesy to follow the wishes of the OP on such a matter.

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 04:02 PM
http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1792/timgaf.jpg

LightRey
01-16-2012, 04:05 PM
Could you give me one too? I'm almost out of mine.

caswallawn_2k7
01-16-2012, 04:07 PM
so going with the crowd makes you different to the crowd? interesting theory, I'll go notify the sheep.

the fact is you still say you done it so you could all have a chance at starting the thread read as "I wana be part of the crowd and like everyone else" so going on the group decision you are following, you showing a lack of ability to act on impulse or a want to do things differently, different isn't bad, different has made things easier, different has invented things, different has found previous ways to be wrong. now being part of "the group" or following a set person/group has lead to stagnation, making the same mistakes again and again and failing to every truly optimise anything.

as for saying the stamp test is flawed, you believe it to be flawed because like the rest of the group you don't want to believe you have been brain washed to do something as if it is a law, without there having ever been a law, so if you honestly believe the stamp test is wrong, it just shows how deep social programming goes, for an even better look at this go to twitter or facebook, they are both giant adverts yets loads of people use them because it is "socially cool" but in the end it is all just brain washing, just like the american belief that they actually have freedom yet they have more restrictive laws than most other countries in the world.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 04:23 PM
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5045/iwonderthetesticle.jpg

LightRey
01-16-2012, 04:23 PM
so going with the crowd makes you different to the crowd? interesting theory, I'll go notify the sheep.

the fact is you still say you done it so you could all have a chance at starting the thread read as "I wana be part of the crowd and like everyone else" so going on the group decision you are following, you showing a lack of ability to act on impulse or a want to do things differently, different isn't bad, different has made things easier, different has invented things, different has found previous ways to be wrong. now being part of "the group" or following a set person/group has lead to stagnation, making the same mistakes again and again and failing to every truly optimise anything.

as for saying the stamp test is flawed, you believe it to be flawed because like the rest of the group you don't want to believe you have been brain washed to do something as if it is a law, without there having ever been a law, so if you honestly believe the stamp test is wrong, it just shows how deep social programming goes, for an even better look at this go to twitter or facebook, they are both giant adverts yets loads of people use them because it is "socially cool" but in the end it is all just brain washing, just like the american belief that they actually have freedom yet they have more restrictive laws than most other countries in the world.

You misunderstand, little one.

Free decision making is independent of the crowd. If people make a common decision, it does not necessarily mean they made it because the others made it. There could simply have been a common reason.
As was the case in ours. The starting of a BUWYWL tread had become a symbol of status. Allowing the old thread to continue perpetually would have meant that none would likely ever be allowed the status of "thread starter". One could argue that such a status is dependent on "the crowd" and it would therefore make such a decision not free, but they would be mistaken as in this case it is about being "part of" the crowd, but to have power over it, which pertains to the individual's own benefit to be achieved by "manipulating" the crowd.
However, your decision to keep the other thread alive was solely made, because that was what the crowd wasn't doing. That makes your decision dependent on the actions of the crowd and thus that decision was not a free one.

You are once again incorrect. The stamp theory is flawed, because it expects a specific outcome when a parameter is "set free" in order to prove whether it is chaotic. That is a logical contradiction. If a parameter is set free, a free element cannot make an exactly predictable outcome that is defined by that parameter, nor can an element that is not free. Such systems will, by definition, act chaotically and before you go jump to the conclusion that most of us made the same decision and therefore it was not chaotic, I would point out that truly chaotic systems can produce any outcome, which means that common decisions have to occur by definition. Let us also not forget that there was in fact one individual that did make a different decision.

persiateddy95
01-16-2012, 04:42 PM
...

And all of this because a virtual forum thread.

Pretty sure the font size increased.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 04:46 PM
First of: BIG WHO CARES ABOUT THESE EFFING STAMPS.
Secondly: BIG WHO CARES ABOUT THE EFFING FONT SIZE.

http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z470/xCr0wnedNorris/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

LightRey
01-16-2012, 04:50 PM
...

And all of this because a virtual forum thread.

Pretty sure the font size increased.

Ironic, huh? :p

itsamea-mario
01-16-2012, 04:52 PM
Cas are you suggesting we all give up reason for the sake of individuality?

I think from now on I'll put stamps in the bottom left, go out with underpants on my head, use my bag as a urinal and sdrawkcab etirw because then I won't be following the crowd.

You ol' hipster you...

Mr_Shade
01-16-2012, 04:55 PM
Just testing new font and size..

Mr_Shade
01-16-2012, 04:56 PM
i am in your computerz

LightRey
01-16-2012, 04:57 PM
Just testing new font and size..
Well said. http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z470/xCr0wnedNorris/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 04:59 PM
That's funny Shadey :D

persiateddy95
01-16-2012, 05:03 PM
Hacker! :O

Mr_Shade
01-16-2012, 05:06 PM
Hacker! :O

hahhahahaaa

For those moaning about the lack of emoticons:

http://d1535dk28ea235.cloudfront.net/preset_64/Emoticon-Keyboard_1.jpg

heres your new keyboard.. ;)

LightRey
01-16-2012, 05:06 PM
Hacker! :O

Quick! Call the internet police!

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 05:09 PM
I'll backtrace it. You dun' goofed, Shady!

EDIT: Better yet, call this guy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ja5Gv9rLiE)

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 05:19 PM
EDIT: Better yet, call this guy:
<object width="640" height="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7ja5Gv9rLiE?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7ja5Gv9rLiE?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="480" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

If only that would work, huh? :)

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 05:23 PM
Screw this new design! If it 'aint broke, don't fix it.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 05:24 PM
Yes, you've already mentioned that.

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 05:29 PM
Apparently it didn't sink in the first time.

persiateddy95
01-16-2012, 05:34 PM
Try another time.

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 05:35 PM
If it 'aint broke, don't fix it!

...

Nope, still nothing.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 05:36 PM
Because there's no one here that cares.

LordWolv
01-16-2012, 05:39 PM
If it 'aint broke, don't fix it!

...

Nope, still nothing.
Don't worry, I care about you in the loosest possible way.

itsamea-mario
01-16-2012, 05:40 PM
I care about xanatos, he's my idol...

LordWolv
01-16-2012, 05:41 PM
I care about xanatos, he's my idol...
You'll end up a lonely man, friend..

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 05:41 PM
I care about xanatos, he's my idol...

So I've noticed...


You'll end up a lonely man, friend..

What's so bad about that?

persiateddy95
01-16-2012, 05:43 PM
If it 'aint broke, don't fix it!

...

Nope, still nothing.
PRETTY sure you need to try it multiple times a day. It might work then.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 05:43 PM
He just said that to give you some moral support.
But we all know everyone idolizes me.


PRETTY sure you need to try it multiple times a day. It might work then.

Oh dear god no.

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 05:43 PM
*peers over her newspaper*

LordWolv
01-16-2012, 05:44 PM
What's so bad about that?
A lonely man without a job, home, car, severed knees, missing an arm and repeatedly singing 'I wonder the testicle.'
Better?

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 05:45 PM
Those are voodoo dolls, not idols, Russel.


A lonely man without a job, home, car, severed knees, missing an arm and repeatedly singing 'I wonder the testicle.'
Better?

Yep.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 05:48 PM
Why does that sound an awful lot like me as well...?
XANATOS I AM NOT LIKE YOU, Am I? :(

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 05:49 PM
I certainly hope not. I'm awesome and quiet about it, and you're not and not.

itsamea-mario
01-16-2012, 05:49 PM
Just like him.

LightRey
01-16-2012, 05:50 PM
I certainly hope not. I'm awesome and quiet about it, and you're not and not.

Oh, such irony.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 05:50 PM
We both know I'm awesome, and you're right I'm not quiet about it neither.
Though, you ain't awesome and you are quiet.

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 05:51 PM
I'm reasonably quiet about it, whereas Russel can't go two posts without exhalting himself because nobody else will.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 05:51 PM
You guys would though, if I'd give you the room.

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 05:55 PM
You calling yourself fat?

itsamea-mario
01-16-2012, 05:57 PM
Your both the same, slime sees himself as god or a king, and xanatos sees himself as a vampiric night stalker.

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 05:58 PM
Does not compute. How is that even remotely "the same"?

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 05:59 PM
Slime sees himself as god or a king.
Seems legit.

And Xanatos, I didn't call myself fat.
I was saying: You guys could say how awesome, godlike and kingly I am, if only I'd give you enough time to do it, but I'm too fast for y'all.

itsamea-mario
01-16-2012, 06:04 PM
Does not compute. How is that even remotely "the same"?

You both imagine yourselves to be something you are not nor ever will be, the stories are different but the idea is the same.

I imagine it may be due to your personal lives and your distaste for them. So you come here and try to build yourself a more preferable persona.

I still love you both dearly though..

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 06:06 PM
You both imagine yourselves to be something you are not nor ever will be, the stories are different but the idea is the same.


You trippin'.

Oh and it doesn't have anything to do with my personal live and my distaste for it, because that's not true :P

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 06:07 PM
But I am a nocturnal vampiric creature of the night...

note: There's a difference between being 'vampiric' and being a full-blown nosferatu of myth.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 06:09 PM
Now THAT'S a sign of distaste of his personal live.

itsamea-mario
01-16-2012, 06:10 PM
Sure you are xanny.

And ofcourse not slime. I was actually referring to xanatos more than you.

You see this is where I come in, a socially awkward individual with few friends who wants to seem far more intellectual than he may actually be.

I like Sherlock Holmes so shutup.

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 06:11 PM
No, I enjoy my personal life. It's just my other "normal" life that I despise - or rather the people in it I have to put up with.
For now though I get to indulge in the darkness and work on a few projects... which aren't suitable for discussion on this forum.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 06:12 PM
HAH!!

You think you are Sherlock Holmes.
I like the movies, the series on 13th street sucked.

itsamea-mario
01-16-2012, 06:16 PM
I don't judge you for it xana, I hate most of the people I'm forced to interact with too.

And no slime! I don't think I AM him. I simply want to be LIKE him...


And what series?

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 06:18 PM
Some rip-off of the real Sherlock Holmes,
but in the modern world we live in today.

itsamea-mario
01-16-2012, 06:19 PM
Oh that one.
I thought that was quite good actually.

Provided were on about the same thing.
"13th street"?

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 06:20 PM
The guy who played Sherlock Holmes was a total ******.

itsamea-mario
01-16-2012, 06:22 PM
Bennedict Cumberbatch?

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 06:23 PM
If that's what you would like to call him, sure.

itsamea-mario
01-16-2012, 06:25 PM
What did you mean 13th street?

EDIT: this one? http://youtu.be/YcFHeTaS9ew

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 06:32 PM
*shakes her head and goes back to reading her newspaper*

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 06:33 PM
*peers down from rafters* How long were you staring up at us?

itsamea-mario
01-16-2012, 06:41 PM
In the series 'Sherlock' Bennedict Cumberbatch and martin freeman play Sherlock and Watson.
And they're both also supposed to be in the hobbit films, Martin freeman as Bilbo Baggins and Bennedict as a young(er) sauruman.
Just thought you should know.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 06:43 PM
What did you mean 13th street?

EDIT: this one? http://youtu.be/YcFHeTaS9ew

Yes, that one!

Artemis88
01-16-2012, 06:44 PM
*peers down from rafters* How long were you staring up at us?

Eh, long enough to listen to you ladies bickering over who's more awesome than the other...

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 06:45 PM
I know right, because it's clear: I'm the awesomest here.
And by making it rhyme shows that it's my time to shine.

itsamea-mario
01-16-2012, 06:45 PM
He's not a ******, he's playing someone who comes across as a ****** initially.

For you to dislike it so I must assume you have not seen every episode.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 06:46 PM
I've seen a trailer. If that counts.

itsamea-mario
01-16-2012, 06:49 PM
No, the second series is far better than the first IMO, and I think he makes a good Sherlock.
Not so sure about moriarty though.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 06:50 PM
You know who makes a good Sherlock?
House.

He's based on Sherlock Holmes.

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 06:59 PM
What are you guys' thoughts on Dexter? Season 6 is out but I haven't seen it yet.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 07:00 PM
Same as Sherlock, seen some trailers on 13th street, but didn't think it would be worth it to watch :x

ThePheonix1030
01-16-2012, 07:19 PM
I love how I have to pay $50 just to do homework for my chemistry course. Thanks for helping me 'save money', university!

LightRey
01-16-2012, 07:29 PM
I love how I have to pay $50 just to do homework for my chemistry course. Thanks for helping me 'save money', university!

o.O
What kind of university are you going to? D:

caswallawn_2k7
01-16-2012, 07:34 PM
I love how I have to pay $50 just to do homework for my chemistry course. Thanks for helping me 'save money', university!
make a pipe bomb with kitchen supplies that'll lern em.

also mario you can do what ever the hell you want it's just fund seeing light reply to pointless posts trying to prove he isn't just another sheep but he want to be part of the flock by having his own thread, it's so funny and ironic.

Xanatos2007
01-16-2012, 07:37 PM
make a pipe bomb with kitchen supplies that'll lern em.

http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/12/12959/13270362.jpg

ThePheonix1030
01-16-2012, 07:42 PM
Aw, thanks for the advice. I think I just might do that, and place a bomb in my professor's office.

itsamea-mario
01-16-2012, 07:49 PM
You know who makes a good Sherlock?
House.

He's based on Sherlock Holmes.

That's funny because Sherlock Holmes is supposedly based on a doctor.
But alas I have never seen house.

And cas, lightrey wasn't really bothered about starting a new thread till I suggested it, so he's not really following the crowd, just doing what he's told...

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 07:52 PM
YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN HOUSE?!
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

Go watch House, right now young man!

caswallawn_2k7
01-16-2012, 07:54 PM
well tell him he sucks and should be ashamed of him self for being such an attention ***** he feels he needs his own thread.

as for house, I still think it would of been better if they left him English.

itsamea-mario
01-16-2012, 07:57 PM
YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN HOUSE?!
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

Go watch House, right now young man!

Would that I could.
But can't so I won't.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-16-2012, 08:01 PM
well tell him he sucks and should be ashamed of him self for being such an attention ***** he feels he needs his own thread.

as for house, I still think it would of been better if they left him English.

HEY YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
I felt the need to create my own thread and that doesn't make me an attention *****.

Then again, I am an attention *****...
But I'm awesome.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/obama-not-bad-face.jpg