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Erugifog
06-11-2005, 05:49 AM
Someone with a Naval aviation background sent me this for my amusement. Thought you guys might get a kick out of it.



Naval Aviator:

On a carrier, the Naval Aviator looks over at the Catapult Officer ("Shooter") who gives the run up engines signal by rotating his finger above his head.

The pilot pushes the throttle forward, verifies all flight controls are operational, checks all gauges, and gives the Cat officer a brisk salute, continuing the Navy / Marine tradition of asking permission to leave the ship.

The Cat officer drops to one knee while swooping his arm forward and pointing down deck, granting that permission. The pilot is immediately catapulted and becomes airborne.


Air Force:

We've all seen Air Force pilots at the Air Force base look up just before taxiing for takeoff and the ground crew waits! until the pilot's thumb is sticking straight up. The crew chief then confirms that he sees the thumb, salutes, and the Air Force pilot then takes off. This time-tested tradition is the last link in the Air Force safety net to confirm that the pilot does not have his thumb up his a$$.


Army:

If you've ever seen an Army helicopter pilot preparing for takeoff, you will note that the pilot gives the ground guy a thumbs up before he is given hover and takeoff signals. There are two theories about the origin of this gesture. One is that it is to show that the pilot has identified which of his fingers is the thumb so that he will be able to properly operate his controls. The most compelling theory says that this is to show the ground crewman that the pilot indeed knows which direction is up.

Erugifog
06-11-2005, 05:49 AM
Someone with a Naval aviation background sent me this for my amusement. Thought you guys might get a kick out of it.



Naval Aviator:

On a carrier, the Naval Aviator looks over at the Catapult Officer ("Shooter") who gives the run up engines signal by rotating his finger above his head.

The pilot pushes the throttle forward, verifies all flight controls are operational, checks all gauges, and gives the Cat officer a brisk salute, continuing the Navy / Marine tradition of asking permission to leave the ship.

The Cat officer drops to one knee while swooping his arm forward and pointing down deck, granting that permission. The pilot is immediately catapulted and becomes airborne.


Air Force:

We've all seen Air Force pilots at the Air Force base look up just before taxiing for takeoff and the ground crew waits! until the pilot's thumb is sticking straight up. The crew chief then confirms that he sees the thumb, salutes, and the Air Force pilot then takes off. This time-tested tradition is the last link in the Air Force safety net to confirm that the pilot does not have his thumb up his a$$.


Army:

If you've ever seen an Army helicopter pilot preparing for takeoff, you will note that the pilot gives the ground guy a thumbs up before he is given hover and takeoff signals. There are two theories about the origin of this gesture. One is that it is to show that the pilot has identified which of his fingers is the thumb so that he will be able to properly operate his controls. The most compelling theory says that this is to show the ground crewman that the pilot indeed knows which direction is up.

HotelBushranger
06-11-2005, 06:26 AM
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That bastard! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Quite funny though

But I'll refrain from saying a multitude of Navy jokes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

vocatx
06-11-2005, 06:38 PM
Have you heard this one?

A Navy enlisted man is using the urinal in the Pentagon when a two star Army general walks in to use the facilities. The Navy swabbie finishes his business and heads for the door.

The Army general says,"Son, don't those instructors in the Navy teach you boys to wash your hands after you use the head?"

Navy swabbie says,"No, sir. In the Navy they teach us not to p*ss on our hands!"