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Taylortony
07-03-2006, 02:20 PM
From what has been said this is also the same hamster that powers the UBISOFT helpline, he runs on his little wheel everytime a request comes in, this powers the printer that feeds it directly into the shredder also powered off his little wheel and from that it falls into Hammys cage for bedding.... see bet you all thought there was no one on the other end of the helpline...........


for those that haven't a clue what the hell i am talking about from

http://www.pacific-fighters.com/en/home.php?skin=S2

Unfortunately with the current heatwave we're experiencing the poor little hamster who keeps the Ubisoft forums ticking over has passed out and the forums are down. We've rushed Hammy to hamster hospital and doctors are taking the very best care of him - feeding him seeds and water in equal amount. As soon as Hammy's back on his feet he'll be back running the forums and you'll be able to post.

Thanks for your patience and get well Hammy!

UbiRazz


http://ftp.ubi.com/uk/forums/hammy.jpg

Taylortony
07-03-2006, 02:20 PM
From what has been said this is also the same hamster that powers the UBISOFT helpline, he runs on his little wheel everytime a request comes in, this powers the printer that feeds it directly into the shredder also powered off his little wheel and from that it falls into Hammys cage for bedding.... see bet you all thought there was no one on the other end of the helpline...........


for those that haven't a clue what the hell i am talking about from

http://www.pacific-fighters.com/en/home.php?skin=S2

Unfortunately with the current heatwave we're experiencing the poor little hamster who keeps the Ubisoft forums ticking over has passed out and the forums are down. We've rushed Hammy to hamster hospital and doctors are taking the very best care of him - feeding him seeds and water in equal amount. As soon as Hammy's back on his feet he'll be back running the forums and you'll be able to post.

Thanks for your patience and get well Hammy!

UbiRazz


http://ftp.ubi.com/uk/forums/hammy.jpg

stathem
07-03-2006, 02:22 PM
Lol, saw that. Glad he's on the road to recovery.

VW-IceFire
07-03-2006, 02:26 PM
Poor little guy...nice to see he's back on his feet!

joeap
07-03-2006, 02:32 PM
He erased a whole bunch of posts though, be sure. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

rnzoli
07-03-2006, 02:32 PM
but he is suffering from a little amnesia, a few dozen posts are wiped out for sure

not that i miss them... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

T_O_A_D
07-03-2006, 02:34 PM
Yeh I had a feeling our rodent power system had failed.

Maybey we need to let him do some breeding and get a little more in house support.

Taylortony
07-03-2006, 02:38 PM
I kept telling em to take the cannabis seeds out of his feed, that used to be a problem with bird seed you could buy in the UK...

Remember an article in a paper here, some copper looking out of his office window was supprised to see the garden next door full of mature cannabis plants in the borders..........

They raided the house to find some old dear with a budgie, she used to throw the old spilt seeds out for the birds and some of the cannabis seeds started to grow, she thought they looked lovely so planted them in her borders and soon had a healthy growth around the garden lol..... those nasty spoil sport police dug em up and burned them, no doubt rolled in paper...........

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Warrington_Wolf
07-03-2006, 02:50 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Taylortony:
I kept telling em to take the cannabis seeds out of his feed, that used to be a problem with bird seed you could buy in the UK...

Remember an article in a paper here, some copper looking out of his office window was supprised to see the garden next door full of mature cannabis plants in the borders..........

They raided the house to find some old dear with a budgie, she used to throw the old spilt seeds out for the birds and some of the cannabis seeds started to grow, she thought they looked lovely so planted them in her borders and soon had a healthy growth around the garden lol..... those nasty spoil sport police dug em up and burned them, no doubt rolled in paper...........

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You just reminded me of a film called Saving Grace.

EURO_Snoopy
07-03-2006, 02:50 PM
We used to employ Hammy at Mudmovers, we're all very pleased to see him move on and up in life.

Pssst (We had to let him go, a little incontinent, shorts out servers, leaves stains and little raisins everywhere} http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

Grue_
07-03-2006, 03:01 PM
That hamster needs a Raid 5 upgrade http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif

slipBall
07-03-2006, 03:03 PM
Looks like that lttle "rat" is keeping for himself, most of the High Resolution screenies posts http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

I say, "Lets string him up"! to the closest oak http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Taylortony
07-03-2006, 03:20 PM
I would like to nominate him for MOD, it's about time we had someone on this forum that could speak on a one to one level term with some of the posters in here http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

nope didn't mean me http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Hammy for MOD

Crash_Moses
07-03-2006, 03:57 PM
Just think...if everybody had purchased the Pe-2 add-on UBI might have been able to afford a backup hamster...

boxduty
07-03-2006, 04:06 PM
"Vermin, Fawlty....."

danjama
07-03-2006, 04:38 PM
I have alot of respect for their sense of humour towards the community, its nice

Lewicide
07-03-2006, 04:53 PM
eeeees not rat Mr Faulty

eeeeees Hummster http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

BoCfuss
07-03-2006, 04:54 PM
UBI won't even pitch in and buy the little guy a fan to cool himself off. How riduculous. I'm calling PETA.

Targ
07-03-2006, 05:36 PM
Buuuuurp....
Hamster?
What hamster?

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Lucius_Esox
07-03-2006, 05:38 PM
I can't work out if he was overheating why they wrapped him in a towel, poor little thing must have got even hotter http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

Taylortony
07-03-2006, 06:28 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Targ:
Buuuuurp....
Hamster?
What hamster?

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OK, realise you are a MOD so will make it simple, click on the funny coloured text directly below this http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://www.pacific-fighters.com/en/home.php?skin=S2

danjama
07-03-2006, 06:32 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Taylortony:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Targ:
Buuuuurp....
Hamster?
What hamster?

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OK, realise you are a MOD so will make it simple </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

what are you implying about the mods, having to keep it simple for them http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I450IVex
07-04-2006, 04:14 AM
The Ubi-Hamster's damage model is porked!

rnzoli
07-04-2006, 04:52 AM
what a surprise, we all know the US planes suffer from extreme overheating in this sim, apparently that US hamster also does

steve_v
07-04-2006, 04:57 AM
Hammy at work

http://home.earthlink.net/~viner45/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/server.jpg

MEGILE
07-04-2006, 05:14 AM
http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/cknowles/2004/12/28/hamster.jpg

Hammy now getting some much deserved R & R

SeaFireLIV
07-04-2006, 05:15 AM
wow. so they actually train Hamsters to work the forum! Amazing stuff. I wouldn`t have believed it myself until I`d actually seen it posted up by UBI!

The problem is, isn`t this putting Humans out of work anyway? The employment situation is bad enough as it is. I mean who rules this planet anyway? Man or a Hamster??? I`m making an official complaint.

Just you wait and see, my top lawyers will make Hammy wish he`d never been born.

Monty_Thrud
07-04-2006, 07:01 AM
AHH!...i remember when this place was run by Jimmy...

http://premium1.uploadit.org/bsamania//1837521a572bc3ff4928b963b2c96920.jpg

Is there any chance Hammy is going to cough up the Screenshot thread?...as there appears to be only one page, or is that gone forever?

Time for an upgrade to...wait for it...DAN DAN DAH!...Sydney the Super Squirrel of Southamton... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

http://premium1.uploadit.org/bsamania//supersquirrel.jpg

T_O_A_D
07-04-2006, 09:19 AM
Targ if you could please fart now. So we can have our Hammy back please.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Targ:
Buuuuurp....
Hamster?
What hamster?

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

slipBall
07-04-2006, 12:19 PM
"He's alright now, everyone can relax - Hammy's back and this time he's speedier than ever. So eager he was to getting back to work, running our forums system, he accidentally knocked some of your posts out of the forums. Sorry about that. The eager lil hamster is now happily running around in his little wheel keeping the old cogs of the forum going.

To get back and posting, please click here and while you enjoy the forums, spare a thought for the little hamsters which keep the world going round."



Sounds like that diet of screenie post has cured Hammy of his illness http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif