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YourSinsIntoMe
11-30-2010, 04:02 AM
... you see a workman on a roof and reach for your crossbow!

YourSinsIntoMe
11-30-2010, 04:02 AM
... you see a workman on a roof and reach for your crossbow!

dkbm95
11-30-2010, 04:10 AM
When u kill someone and say requiscat in pace and then close there eyes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

JJTHoukes
11-30-2010, 04:11 AM
... when you carry around a crossbow.
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

dkbm95
11-30-2010, 04:13 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ThyMolizzo:
... when you carry around a crossbow.
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> got arrested for that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

JJTHoukes
11-30-2010, 04:13 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dkbm95:
When u kill someone and say requiscat in pace and then close there eyes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Perhaps a bit off-topic, but I found it very funny when they showed the cutscene after Ezio killed <span class="ev_code_WHITE">the doctor</span>, he closed the <span class="ev_code_WHITE">doctor</span>'s eyes, while the <span class="ev_code_WHITE">doctor</span> was clearly wearing a<span class="ev_code_WHITE"> plague mask</span>.
It's funny because Ubisoft actually had to make this cutscene, but still kept that <span class="ev_code_WHITE">mask</span> on.

JJTHoukes
11-30-2010, 04:15 AM
You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed/Been in the animus for too long when...
You see a statue of your Arabic Great-Great-Great grandfather, and ask it how it's doing.

Heartist_of_All
11-30-2010, 04:20 AM
Um, I doubt any of you even own a crossbow, let alone kill people 2ND POSTER IN THIS THREAD.

As far as reality goes, sometimes I see a building and want to climb it.

Heartist_of_All
11-30-2010, 04:22 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ThyMolizzo:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dkbm95:
When u kill someone and say requiscat in pace and then close there eyes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Perhaps a bit off-topic, but I found it very funny when they showed the cutscene after Ezio killed <span class="ev_code_WHITE">the doctor</span>, he closed the <span class="ev_code_WHITE">doctor</span>'s eyes, while the <span class="ev_code_WHITE">doctor</span> was clearly wearing a<span class="ev_code_WHITE"> plague mask</span>.
It's funny because Ubisoft actually had to make this cutscene, but still kept that <span class="ev_code_WHITE">mask</span> on. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
He didn't close his eyes, he put his hand above his face as if it were like some prayer.

dkbm95
11-30-2010, 04:23 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ThyMolizzo:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dkbm95:
When u kill someone and say requiscat in pace and then close there eyes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Perhaps a bit off-topic, but I found it very funny when they showed the cutscene after Ezio killed <span class="ev_code_WHITE">the doctor</span>, he closed the <span class="ev_code_WHITE">doctor</span>'s eyes, while the <span class="ev_code_WHITE">doctor</span> was clearly wearing a<span class="ev_code_WHITE"> plague mask</span>.
It's funny because Ubisoft actually had to make this cutscene, but still kept that <span class="ev_code_WHITE">mask</span> on. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>yer i thought that but i think ezio did close his eyes but mimeing it

dkbm95
11-30-2010, 04:27 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Heartist_of_All:
Um, I doubt any of you even own a crossbow, let alone kill people 2ND POSTER IN THIS THREAD.

As far as reality goes, sometimes I see a building and want to climb it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Its called " making stuff up" and for ure information i do own a crossbow(parker cyclone) just not like ezios so.......shhhhhh

tyrce111
11-30-2010, 04:59 AM
My brother was doing an RE (Religious Education) Exam and afterwards he felt a bit stupid for accidentaly mentioning the Apple of Eden in one of the questions regarding original sin...

magesupermaster
11-30-2010, 10:12 AM
When you fail at something and you expect to go to a white/blue loading screen.

When every obscure triangle you see reminds you of the Abstergo logo.

When you start looking for symbols on important landmarks and buildings.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

florisz1990
11-30-2010, 11:03 AM
When you think of communistic countries as countries with a Templar government.

assassin_zombie
11-30-2010, 11:23 AM
when you see a church tower and look to see if an eagle is flying above it.

Rainie
11-30-2010, 11:39 AM
When you hear people talking quietly around you and you think someone close by is out to kill you http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

realgangsta213
11-30-2010, 11:41 AM
When you jump into a haystack and think you can defy the laws of physics.

magesupermaster
11-30-2010, 11:43 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by realgangsta213:
When you jump into a haystack and think you can defy the laws of physics. BTW sending this from Hospital... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh no! What happened?! Are you okay?! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

realgangsta213
11-30-2010, 11:50 AM
Jokes magemaster, just a reference to my parody

magesupermaster
11-30-2010, 11:50 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by realgangsta213:
Jokes magemaster, just a reference to my parody </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, I was joking too.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

realgangsta213
11-30-2010, 11:53 AM
I knew that... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

magesupermaster
11-30-2010, 12:01 PM
You might have thought I actually cared about you.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Anyway, When you sit on a bench and wait for someone to bring you special gadgets.

realgangsta213
11-30-2010, 12:04 PM
Guys i have found the ultimate answer to this topic.
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realgangsta213
11-30-2010, 12:06 PM
Sorry magemaster I didn't think it would have come across seriously. I won't do such remarks next time. Guess that sort of thing is better to be said face to face because you could see my expression. Again truly sorry.

magesupermaster
11-30-2010, 12:22 PM
You think I don't care about you? Well, I don't know you personally but still, I'm not the one that would just tell you to live with it and stop being a cry baby(Even if you were crippled heavily).
My last comment was a joke too, I'm sorry if took it otherwise. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

BioPulse.ps3
11-30-2010, 12:24 PM
when i blink so hard, that i expect to get eagle vision. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

realgangsta213
11-30-2010, 12:27 PM
Everything is good between us again, i'm glad to hear it!
Got another one:
When you walk up to the police and stretch your hand out but nothing happens...

E-Zekiel
11-30-2010, 12:28 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by florisz1990:
When you think of communistic countries as countries with a Templar government. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually, if you pay close attention to the truth, it's the democratic ones that seem to be mainly controlled (or heavily influenced) by templars, through use of capitalism. In the protests praising communism, the signs depicting communist leaders and messages are replaced by assassin symbols when examined through the little eagle vision box thing.

Don't get me wrong, Stalin, Mao Xedong (sp?) and those were bad people, but the ideas and intent behind communism are far more noble than anything capitalism has to offer - which is simply a mentality of "**** everybody, I got mine!". IE greed.

Most people just don't really recognize the corruption because their obedience has been bought by gadgets, food, and bargains.

magesupermaster
11-30-2010, 12:41 PM
When you pretend your hooded jacket is an assassin outfit..(Self experience) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

BioPulse.ps3
11-30-2010, 12:46 PM
when you start looking at the world through the eyes of an assassin.

E-Zekiel
11-30-2010, 12:53 PM
Following the intent of the thread though, here's one -

When looking on google maps for a location, and you see an area highlighted in red and you think "restricted area".

Just did that. lol

Mutley_Rulz
11-30-2010, 01:00 PM
when...
..every time you hear sad music playing you think about the Knife to the Heart acheivment, and what it cost to get it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

..on the rare occaision you switch to a different game like black ops, every time you shoot somebody you run past them and mutter down the mic "Requiescat in Pace"

..you were deeply insulted by having to work for Templars in the multiplayer/project legacy

..you begin to wonder whether it would be looked down on to get into a relationship with one of your assassin recruits
(..though of course you would never do so, you're remembering those florentine nights with cristina)

..you start tying knives to your arms and putting baggy clothes on so it looks like you've got a pair of hidden blades

magesupermaster
11-30-2010, 01:04 PM
^When you feel like an undercover assassin when you play Project Legacy.

k0br4
11-30-2010, 01:33 PM
When you see a poster and tear it down.

rocketxsurgeon
11-30-2010, 01:38 PM
When you start seeing red arrows above peoples heads...

rocketxsurgeon
11-30-2010, 01:39 PM
When you hide in a random crowd to escape detection, and get funny looks lol.

realgangsta213
11-30-2010, 01:42 PM
I've attempted to build a hidden blade actually, got close but not decent enough

Anyway, when you suddenly feel the urge to punch street musicians.

btw got nothing to do with this but if anyone of you played splinter cell conviction you know that there are those bright yellow pipes which indicate you can climb them. The other day i was walking past a building and saw the exact same coloured pipe and could barely resist climbing it. The urge damn near killed me on the inside!
that my friends is when you know that you've been playing the game too much

rocketxsurgeon
11-30-2010, 01:43 PM
When you whistle, but no horse turns up http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

rocketxsurgeon
11-30-2010, 01:44 PM
When people carrying boxes seem to deliberately walk up to you and get it knocked from their hands!

realgangsta213
11-30-2010, 01:50 PM
^^^It does seem like they do, doesn't it? why would they implement that though? more of a challenge?

Rakudaton
11-30-2010, 01:58 PM
... when you hold up your fist in public to signal your assassin recruits

... when you begin setting yourself "full synchronisation" tasks ("Do not use any correcting fluid when writing this report")

... when you start hallucinating from staring at a screen for hours on end, and get repetitive strain injury in your hands

RipYourSpineOut
11-30-2010, 02:04 PM
When you dream of being able to have an Altair/Ezio costume for Halloween ( http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif )

And even though it doesn't really relate to playing AC: B, when you start nodding at birds http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

k0br4
11-30-2010, 02:05 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">... when you start hallucinating from staring at a screen for hours on end, and get repetitive strain injury in your hands </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

AGREED.

AlphaHunter8
11-30-2010, 02:06 PM
when you go up to people and put your wrist against them when they are annoying you rather than hitting them.

i did this once and i never heard the end of it

GPkingmaker15
11-30-2010, 02:08 PM
"... when ..." you think someone with a white hoody up is an assassin lol.

Lonnie_Jackson
11-30-2010, 02:09 PM
When you start dreaming of wierd places you never been and a lot of wooden beam/ rooftop jumping.

xangie1
11-30-2010, 02:20 PM
...you actually suffer from a bleeding effect.

Reign
11-30-2010, 02:39 PM
If you see someone walking up to you, and you think smoke bomb + stun.

k0br4
11-30-2010, 02:52 PM
When you are contemplating going to a world class tailor and getting him to make you fitted robes.. True story.

DecanDK
11-30-2010, 03:18 PM
When you call your cat Ezio cause it jumps from table to chair back, another chair back and to the window and finally stops on top of the refrigerator, in one jump sequence. (True story)

And when you start walking like Ezio http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif

LaCava1
11-30-2010, 04:25 PM
When you have a pet named Altair (Yes, my dog's name is Altair!)
When you're being chased by cops, break the line of sight, turn around and start walking towards them with your hands folded together and head bowed. And you expect to get away with it!

Ezio9001
11-30-2010, 04:43 PM
If you went around, and saw a doctor and screamed "TEMPLAR!"

assassin087
11-30-2010, 04:55 PM
When you try to take a leap of faith of the roof of your house. True story.

cavemanIWHAP
11-30-2010, 05:41 PM
...when you pick up an apple and wonder why no one around you is attacking each other

Fogelns
11-30-2010, 06:21 PM
...when you look at a wall and then trying to look for a good/possible route up.

Actually happend to me the other day..

xerxesofthe
11-30-2010, 07:16 PM
... are inspired to learn the art of freerunning and karate and become the most kick *** assassin out there... true story i freerun climb buildings and would wear make my designs for hidden blade if it wasnt ilegial to have a weapon.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

ExprtAssassin
11-30-2010, 09:31 PM
When you freerun/climb stuff in your school's metal shop. (true story, yesterday) Also when you try to do assassin moves while in Kung Fu. (also true, about three hours ago)

evilkitten28
11-30-2010, 09:57 PM
...when you go onto expedia to book a trip to tour Montereggioni because you never did find all of those dang artifacts http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif

assassinato_862
12-01-2010, 12:27 AM
Okay yes, after AC2 I started wearing hoodies thinking I looked like an assassin. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

...when you have a tendency to walk in the middle of a crowd with someone who is wearing the same clothes as you...

...when you decide to grow a goatee and scar yourself...

(true stories)...when you watch hundreds of free running videos and go outside only to fail completely and end up with a bleeding arm.

...when you start to daydream about your ancestor's and what they looked like.

...when you actually look up Monterrigioni on a map. (There is a town called Auditore though...)

..when you acyually start to study quantum physics...

assassinato_862
12-01-2010, 12:31 AM
(true stories)

When you try to free run.

When you are in soccer practic and your coach make you jump in the sand, you picture yourself on beams and guards are chasing you. (I actually did preety well mind you.)

When you look up Monterrigioni on a map. (There is a town called Auditore though...)

When you listen to the games soundtrack often...

When you brag to your friends that you got the harlequin and they didn't.

When you compare modernday maps of rome to the map they give you in the guide...

Crucify Lucifer
12-01-2010, 01:48 AM
..you're sitting in class during a long lecture waiting for a voice to say "fast forwarding to a more recent memory."

Mutley_Rulz
12-01-2010, 07:43 AM
oh and:
..when your walking through the city centre and want to get around more quickly so you gently push people out of your way until you get too many angry looks to continue

obliviondoll
12-01-2010, 07:54 AM
I don't get it...

People think there's such a thing as TOO MUCH Assassin's Creed?

Really?

Can I kill them?

extrememuffin
12-01-2010, 08:15 AM
when...
...you go through the cities underground tunnels thinking its a faster/safer way to travel
...you feel like jumping on top of two police that are standing close to each other
...you get attacked by a gang and reach for your sword
...you feel like stabbing a street muscian
...you throw money on the ground and are dissapointed people dont dance around it

KamSolastor
12-01-2010, 08:48 AM
When an annoying person is following you and you try to jump in a haystack, but they find you.

magesupermaster
12-01-2010, 08:54 AM
When you make a 'You know you play too much Assassin's Creed when' thread.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

extrememuffin
12-01-2010, 08:56 AM
when you are looking for pigeon coops to start an assassination mission

rocketxsurgeon
12-01-2010, 09:01 AM
When you find a mysterious red glowing trail that leads nowhere.

sFX_usa
12-01-2010, 10:44 AM
when you buy a new parachute, and after you jump you realize some freaky wierd glitch made it disappear.

Sabooza
12-01-2010, 11:11 AM
when your best friend starts calling a sword "bianca" :O

thethamster2007
12-01-2010, 02:10 PM
when you start learning how to speak italian...

breakdown89
12-01-2010, 03:08 PM
when you wear a hooded jacket on occasion and call anyone out who wears a cross necklace a templar XD

nekov4ego
12-01-2010, 03:31 PM
When you see someone and don't want him to see you back, so you try to blend in with the crowd until the people start thinking you're annoying and draw too much attention to you...

... and then, the idea of braking the line of sight comes to you.

xangie1
12-01-2010, 03:36 PM
...when you kill a spider and silently mumble "Requiescat in pace"

Geinref
12-01-2010, 03:38 PM
don't know if someone said this but...

everytime i hear a church bell go off i think someone just got assassinated!

nekov4ego
12-01-2010, 03:47 PM
When you take the side streets too early in the morning, when there are no people, and you are listening to Notorious...

And the instant you see someone, you start walking like a monk... and unlike in AC, this has the exactly opposite effect.

(This topic is amazing!)

LaCava1
12-01-2010, 04:47 PM
When you officially start to learn free running. Now true, I start a class soon!!!!

ExprtAssassin
12-01-2010, 08:14 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by thethamster2007:
when you start learning how to speak italian... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have actually done that, just from the game. I have no idea how many times I have said "Cazzo!" in class. Then I have to explain what it means and I got it from ACB.

flyingeaglemile
12-01-2010, 08:17 PM
When you fist fight with the pope.

Gunnywill
12-01-2010, 08:20 PM
when you jump off a tower but on the way down you realize theres no cart of hay under you http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Seth400321
12-01-2010, 09:31 PM
you know you play to much assassins creed when at the mall you gently push people out of your way

Drakonous505
12-01-2010, 09:32 PM
(True stories)
...when you always go to New York City Comicon and dress up as your own Assassin.
...when you learn to do beginner parkour and use it whenever you find an obstacle you can easily get through using it.
...when see someone walking towards you and wonder if they're going to attempt to assassinate you.
...when you wear nothing but hoodies and always have the hood up.
...when you make your own hidden blade not once but four times until you get a working prototype.
...when you find out that one of your ancestors was a Roman General and wonder if he was an Assassin.
...when you find out you had two ancestors who WERE assassin's for the pope and wish you could find an Animus.

So yeah lol

recklesschords
12-01-2010, 10:45 PM
You know you play too much Assassin's Creed when...

your response to that statement is:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by obliviondoll:
People think there's such a thing as TOO MUCH Assassin's Creed?

Really?

Can I kill them? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

MinerVAX09
12-02-2010, 09:34 AM
when you actually want to buy poison from a doctor or, in modern times, pharmacist

MinerVAX09
12-02-2010, 09:37 AM
when in a jumbo word search book (under the category:Italian Masculine Names) you try to find Ezio (based on experience)

SleezeRocker
12-02-2010, 09:45 AM
....any hoodie you own you lift up the hood and cover right below the eyes and walk incognito in public areas like the mall...or scare somebody by 'fast walking' behind a person http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

EzioTheKing1
12-02-2010, 09:51 AM
I will play it too much when i get it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif.

MinerVAX09
12-02-2010, 09:52 AM
when you steal off people with a one flawless hand stroke

MinerVAX09
12-02-2010, 09:52 AM
when you flicker your wrist imagining you have a hidden blade

JimScythe
12-02-2010, 01:48 PM
When you do THIS!!!
<span class="flash-video">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM </span>

lololololol

The-Shadow-One
12-02-2010, 01:54 PM
when you say john bishop is a templar because the templars have someone that look like him (true story)

Super_Sausage
12-02-2010, 04:36 PM
When you go to your wardrobe to put on your Raiden skin.

shadowmask10
12-02-2010, 07:23 PM
I had a really bad moment at school where i realzied i played way to much ACB multipalyer the past few days.

Im walking down the packed hallway and ther eis a security guard elaning against the wall.

A stupid comes down the stairs with these bright pink earbuds in his ear and the security guard starts walking towards him, pushing students out of her way (exactly like the gentle push in AC) and when she got to him she grabed him by the belt in the exact way as one of the Assassination moves.

Needless to say i was very stunned and nearly got ran over by the on coming traffic int he hallway.

Lethalla
12-02-2010, 07:47 PM
... when you can't sleep for continually having a MP game running through your head...

... when you start wondering how difficult it would be to make your own Ezio costume (hey, I made a Willy Wonka coat and a Legolas outfit for my kids, just off photos)...

... when your pre-teenage KIDS start playing Assassin's Creed in the schoolyard with their friends...

... and when they try to continually assassinate you...

LOL, that was funny, first my son blended so well with a group of parents that he would have scored really high; the next afternoon I did the same to him (got funny looks off the other parents "hey, what ARE you doing, lady???")
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Also my youngest son has taken to pulling his hoody low over his eyes too.

I've found myself sizing up buildings too, either thinking, "ooh, that doesn't look too hard" or else imagining Ezio perched at the top.

drizzit986
12-02-2010, 08:08 PM
hmm how about this:

you know you play to much AC when you:

-dont remember what day it is
-you are out looking for ******s so you can distract the guards
-you fist fight 1 v 4 in 40 sec against mercenaries for money
-you see ghosts and start following them

evilkitten28
12-02-2010, 09:37 PM
when you start thinking of ways to kill guards with money.
Assassin Coins (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/5251069024/m/6121032698)

SleezeRocker
12-03-2010, 02:57 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by drizzit986:

you know you play to much AC when you:

-you are out looking for ******s so you can distract the guards </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

This made me LOL http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Also you know you played lot's of Assassins Creed when call high authority people that ruin your freedom "Templars" like: Parents, the Principal, teachers,....the old ex girlfriend :P

rocketxsurgeon
12-03-2010, 03:03 PM
That when you walk into a group of people, one of them automatically turns into your double.

SleezeRocker
12-03-2010, 03:06 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by rocketxsurgeon:
That when you walk into a group of people, one of them automatically turns into your double. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
It be creepy yet great to see that happen!
*must apply blender skill* lol

k0br4
12-04-2010, 02:07 PM
When you read this thread and say to yourself, "Omg, I do that"..

LightRey
12-04-2010, 02:26 PM
when you no longer have to look at the screen to kill enemies surrounding you.

BellsMorte
12-12-2010, 07:04 PM
when you hear a suspicious noise coming from a window and you instantly go into "assassin mode", ready to assassinate whoever is trying to break in, only to realize you don't have a hidden blade and if you did, you'd probably slit your own throat before doing anything else.

BalekFekete
12-12-2010, 09:17 PM
...when you think for some odd reason your wife wants you to bring home a bunch of pigeon feathers.

Cobalt_Risen37
12-12-2010, 09:21 PM
When you walk around in a white hoodie, with a half balacalva, a simple hidden blade and perform suprise leap of faiths off your roof(Guilty of all).

When you nod at birds and people die.

obliviondoll
12-12-2010, 09:37 PM
...when you try nodding at a bird overhead, and are disappointed that it doesn't result in someone getting hit with an arrow. (yes, I did this the other day)

notafanboy
12-13-2010, 09:15 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MinerVAX09:
when you actually want to buy poison from a doctor or, in modern times, pharmacist </div></BLOCKQUOTE>actually ... ezio uses medecine as poison he kinda overdoses his targets http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif
ezio:"poison?,from a doctor ?"
leo: "in high enough doses ," i dunno he said something like that

ShAd0wC4t
12-13-2010, 03:07 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BellsMorte:
when you hear a suspicious noise coming from a window and you instantly go into "assassin mode", ready to assassinate whoever is trying to break in, only to realize you don't have a hidden blade and if you did, you'd probably slit your own throat before doing anything else. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah. That's me lol. Would be more effective if I took self defense classes... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
When you look out the window of a car from the passenger's seat and imagine freerunning over rooftops, or when you got the itch to vault up wood, and brick fences.

Ezio9001
12-13-2010, 03:11 PM
When you go around with your best friend, put his hand on his shoulder, and then three seconds later say "Your poisoned!"


Trust me, I know I'm addicted.

itsamea-mario
12-13-2010, 03:11 PM
when you almost die, trying to get a cool photo of yourself atop some ruins, wearing a white hoodie and standing at the edge.

RebeccaLH
12-13-2010, 03:26 PM
When you see anyone with a hood up you think ASSASSIN.

SleezeRocker
12-13-2010, 03:27 PM
....when you're hanging Christmas decor and have a ladder unfold itself by unknown circumstance and say to yourself: "Bene! A way up should I fall!"
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Matiwariat
12-13-2010, 04:01 PM
when you look at an item or anything really and see those lines and numbers over them &gt;.&gt; happened to me todayon my bus to school. when the headmaster was passing by i slowed down and slowly moved into a crowd nearby ...

kriegerdesgottes
12-13-2010, 05:45 PM
when you can't afford to buy food but you shell out 32 bucks for a desmond shirt on ubishop.

realgangsta213
12-13-2010, 06:39 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SleezeRocker:
....when you're hanging Christmas decor and have a ladder unfold itself by unknown circumstance and say to yourself: "Bene! A way up should I fall!"
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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When you make a hidden blade out of a pencil and duct tape and realise it's extremely flawed in it's design. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

xcamthemandudex
12-13-2010, 08:54 PM
... When everyone seems to be slow(ing down) during the break between classes and you think to yourself "Sequence ## is complete."

... When you think your dominatrix of a vice-principal is a Templar.

... When you use AC(II/:B) quotes in real life scenarios.


--EDIT--
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> By notafanboy:

actually ... ezio uses medecine as poison he kinda overdoses his targets Tongue
ezio:"poison?,from a doctor ?"
leo: "in high enough doses ," i dunno he said something like that </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

"In high doses, that which heals can also kill." I think that is word-from-word.

Blood_rain5675
12-13-2010, 09:51 PM
You know that you play to much Assassin's Creed when you know every word he says in the entire game and use it in real life. lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Specter_Xvii
02-04-2011, 08:46 AM
You know play too much Assassin's Creed when you get redirected here from another thread about when you play too much Assassin's Creed.

Wr3h
02-04-2011, 09:50 AM
You know when you play too much Assassins Creed when you see someone and twitch your wrist...or wrists

Alpha Ender
02-04-2011, 10:36 AM
When your normal way of greeting a friend is coming up stealthily behind them, stabbing their kidneys with your left wrist, and covering their mouth while you slowly walk away.

Also, when you make your way through crowded hallways thinking "Push B/O to gently push" and you start doing that perfectly. Yes, even with the little hand wave into space when there's no one actually there to push out of the way.

AnthonyA85
02-04-2011, 01:16 PM
....when you have a dream that you're actually doing the last part of the Loose Cannon War Machine memory, (you're in the boat, not Ezio) but can't quite aim at the sails of the ships, while said ships' cannons are blazing. (yes, i actually had a dream exactly like that couple of weeks ago http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Ive also had one other AC dream, can't really remember it though.)

....when you start wondering how many organizations (like Microsoft) are Templar controlled, and even call them Abstergo in these forums. Again, something I've done. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

LordWolv
02-04-2011, 01:18 PM
When in History class you say Hitler manipulated Germany with the Piece of Eden.

When you see someone with a penknife and scream 'MERDA! ASSASSINO!'.

Ass4ssin8me
02-04-2011, 01:35 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:


When every obscure triangle you see reminds you of the Abstergo logo.


</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just yesterday, the please recycle symbol, on my water bottle made me think of Abstergo http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif


When the History Teacher is talking about the Crusades and you blurt, Oh, I was there before! And He was a templar!!!

When you pass a history test, using knowlodge from AC ( Despite the refernces to templars and PoEs )

When you start making a Spring loaded hidden Blade, before realising how insanely dangerous it is, only to continue, until a concerned friend makes you stop.

swiftkinfe
02-04-2011, 02:38 PM
When you start sprinting and expect to not get tired.

When you where a modern day version of the apprentice outfit and scale buildings.

When you build your own hidden blade.

When you flip out about any mention of the crusade.

When you start speaking Arabic and don't realize it.

When you flick your wrists expecting a hidden blade.

SolidSage
02-04-2011, 04:37 PM
Your eyes start to bleed.....again.

k20ml
02-04-2011, 04:38 PM
when you stopped playing assassins creed and start eating leftover pizza.

SolidSage
02-04-2011, 04:43 PM
When you chase the mailman down the street yelling "it's okay, I'm not going to kill you, I just want to beat you up and maybe kick you a couple of times when you're on the ground"

magesupermaster
02-04-2011, 05:07 PM
When you post quotations from the AC games on Facebook.

When you demonstrate to your friends how Ezio can brutally kill a guard in many different ways.

When you explain to your mom about AC2 and AC: Brotherhood.

When you think non-stop about AC in history class.

When you 'sing' 'Ezio's Family' while walking in the street and you realise you're doing it out loud and in a high pitched voice.

Ass4ssin8me
02-04-2011, 06:00 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
When you post quotations from the AC games on Facebook.

When you demonstrate to your friends how Ezio can brutally kill a guard in many different ways.

When you explain to your mom about AC2 and AC: Brotherhood.

When you think non-stop about AC in history class.

When you 'sing' 'Ezio's Family' while walking in the street and you realise you're doing it out loud and in a high pitched voice. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Um... Is it bad, that I have literally done everything you just mentioned http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif

Krayus Korianis
02-04-2011, 06:01 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ass4ssin8me:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
When you post quotations from the AC games on Facebook.

When you demonstrate to your friends how Ezio can brutally kill a guard in many different ways.

When you explain to your mom about AC2 and AC: Brotherhood.

When you think non-stop about AC in history class.

When you 'sing' 'Ezio's Family' while walking in the street and you realise you're doing it out loud and in a high pitched voice. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Um... Is it bad, that I have literally done everything you just mentioned http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Crazy, I do just the FB one.

jzsnyder
02-04-2011, 06:13 PM
when you look at a building and wonder where you will start your epic climb.

Evan52395
02-04-2011, 06:38 PM
When you break icicles hanging down from a Tim Hortons roof and put them in your sleeves.
...I live in Canada.

When you picture yourself as an assassin leader and freeing African children with a team.

When you mentally select people in your life to be part of your team.

When you read my sig and know how awesome Altair is. (okay that's irrelevant, but c'mon that's a pretty intense quote)

rileypoole1234
02-04-2011, 08:08 PM
When every leader of any country seems like a Templar and you want to hunt them down

When you jump for joy when you found out you're an ancestor of Lorenzo Medici.(true story, I literally cheered and jumped up and down)

Krayus Korianis
02-04-2011, 08:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by rileypoole1234:
When every leader of any country seems like a Templar and you want to hunt them down

When you jump for joy when you found out you're an ancestor of Lorenzo Medici.(true story, I literally cheered and jumped up and down) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

NICE.

rileypoole1234
02-04-2011, 08:31 PM
It was one of the single greatest moments of my life @Krayus_Korianis

SolidSage
02-04-2011, 08:40 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jacobbsny10:
when you look at a building and wonder where you will start your epic climb. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

'epic' is the only word that does them justice.

iseelifeinhd
02-04-2011, 11:37 PM
Walking down the street somewhere, gently evading people, while keeping a true AC strut... and feeling like a badass.

When my notebooks are far too gruesome. Too many assassination depictions. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

Ass4ssin8me
02-05-2011, 05:29 AM
When just as you log onto the forums, your Music, which is set to shuffle Plays Ezio's Family and you think Even my Ipod thinks Assassins Creed is Epic.

Just happend http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Mutley_Rulz
02-05-2011, 07:25 AM
When you're in P.E (gym class) on the climbing wall, climbing like a pro, and try to do the jump-ledge-catch thing but fall off :L

magesupermaster
02-05-2011, 08:00 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Krayus_Korianis:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ass4ssin8me:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
When you post quotations from the AC games on Facebook.

When you demonstrate to your friends how Ezio can brutally kill a guard in many different ways.

When you explain to your mom about AC2 and AC: Brotherhood.

When you think non-stop about AC in history class.

When you 'sing' 'Ezio's Family' while walking in the street and you realise you're doing it out loud and in a high pitched voice. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Um... Is it bad, that I have literally done everything you just mentioned http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Crazy, I do just the FB one. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

@Ass4ssin8me - No, it's absolutely acceptable. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

@Krayus_Korianis - Shame on you! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

GalacticSack
02-05-2011, 09:16 AM
...When you start eyeing up ledges to pull yourself up. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

samward
02-05-2011, 10:50 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jacobbsny10:
when you look at a building and wonder where you will start your epic climb. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

hahah done this literally so many times...and then I realize what I am contemplating and realize how sad my life has become :P

xcamthemandudex
02-06-2011, 08:10 PM
When "Where's Waldo" becomes more than just a search.

Alpha Ender
02-06-2011, 09:37 PM
^ I lol'd. Hard.

beatledude210
02-06-2011, 11:13 PM
If you freaked out (i bet i wasn't the only one) when they found those pages from Da Vinci that they where trying to decode and thought they were codex. I would have laughed if one of them revealed a wrist blade design.

joaomuas
02-07-2011, 03:16 PM
... you can't ask for an apple to anyone because you fear that they'll try to control you!

LxLAS3RzZz
02-07-2011, 05:01 PM
When you run from the police, run around a corner and sit on a bench and thinking your safe.

Ass4ssin8me
02-07-2011, 05:06 PM
When these forums are the No.1 Site on the "Most Visited" Section of your browser history.

SleezeRocker
02-07-2011, 05:13 PM
When you say "Requiscat En Pace" to a deceased one.
*Kind of guilty for the above ^*

Mutley_Rulz
02-09-2011, 11:59 AM
When you get bored you find a populated area with a lift nearby, throw coins and see how many people you can kill with the falling bricks.

Wr3h
02-13-2011, 03:42 AM
When you say to your friend that NASA are templars....

Worst mistake ever
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

KaiserC96
02-13-2011, 04:51 AM
when you dream of the past... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

AkeiraXgamer
02-13-2011, 08:44 AM
...when you can say , "ITS THE ASSASSIN!" in 4 different languages. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

...when the horses in a nearby horse pen start eyeballing you.

....when I try and make assassin cake http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Oh, and when you try to take hangliding classes.

ArtisticSecret
02-14-2011, 05:10 AM
When you get the urge to start climbing random buildings..

YoyoEyes
02-14-2011, 02:18 PM
When you feel the urge to kill someone whenever you hold a broom.

Alpha Ender
02-15-2011, 12:29 AM
When all of your history tests for the Renaissance and Crusades have been passed thanks to knowledge strictly from Assassin's Creed or looking up stuff that related to Assassin's Creed (like starting on the wiki and slowly going back into the real world for research).

When you know more about Rodrigo Borgia and his evil schemes for Roma than your teacher/professor.

While you're wearing your jacket, you think to yourself, "Now, my throwing knives could go here...and here...and here...hidden blade might get caught here, make some minor modifications...now just to find a sick hood."

Your greeting of your friends is to run up and slam your wrists into the base of their skull like you just assassinated them.

You say, "Cazo!" under your breath when you did poor on a test, have to go to work, etc.

LordWolv
02-15-2011, 12:40 AM
When you call your history teacher Cazo because he's getting the history all wrong, then get alot of puzzled looks towards you.. (I've done that.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif)

whitehawk1997
02-15-2011, 01:01 AM
When you see your friend and take him by the throat with a spoon. I did that and my friend acted as if he had a hidden blade and started hitting me in the chest a couple times. We're stupid but at least we're not crazy...

whitehawk1997
02-15-2011, 01:05 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by realgangsta213:
I knew that... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
KInda like what the joker says when he talks about using knives...

BlackRose1809
02-16-2011, 08:18 AM
When you think and/or want to climb buildings for no apparent reason.

(I been having these thoughts lately.. I have been playing too much AC.)

EternalWarMage
02-16-2011, 01:19 PM
You know you're playing too much AC:B when:

You take the headphones off and still hear the whispers;

You start eyeing everyone up as if they're out to get you;

You flick your wrist in the hope that your hidden blade will just pop out inconspicuously in public;

You're confused as to why people are running away from you screaming after you just got Hidden/Incognito kill on the <STRIKE>prostitute</STRIKE> Courtesan;

You take the rooftops to work instead of the bus;

You knock on the bank's doors at stupid hours asking to withdraw the Florins left to you by the people of Roma;

You try to walk near people who are dressed the same as you, and if you can't find someone, you throw yourself in a bush/barrow of leaves/wheelie bin; or

You suspect your mother's new boyfriend is a Templar and start spying on him from ledges, rooftops, and start scaling the multi-storey office block where he works to try and catch him out.