View Full Version : The Official Norris/Fisher thread

03-21-2010, 01:02 PM
These days it seems as if Mr. Fisher can get himself out of any situation given all of the skills and gadgets he has at his immediate disposal.

So the question I have for you all is....

03-21-2010, 01:36 PM
On behalf of the Fisher/Norris Foundation, I'd like to take this opportunity post a joke.

Fisher's/Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Post your Fisher/Norris jokes below. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

03-21-2010, 01:46 PM
When Norris/Fisher cross the street, the cars have to look both ways.

03-21-2010, 01:50 PM
There is no crying over spilt milk, unless it's Fisher's/Norris' milk, because then you're gonna die.

03-21-2010, 01:53 PM
Norris/Fisher knows where Carmen SanDiego is

03-21-2010, 02:01 PM
Sam may beat Chuck Norris but he ain't gonna beat techno viking http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

it says the vid won't work but just press play and turn annonations(sp?) off at the bottom right corner http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

link---------> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4

03-21-2010, 02:05 PM

03-21-2010, 02:17 PM
how dare you compare Sam to Sir Norris????? there is only one Chuck Norris, and always will be like that. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif.

03-21-2010, 03:58 PM
I think Sam could take Chuck. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

03-21-2010, 04:06 PM
Mr Norris has no weaknesses.
You, nor any Sam Fisher, can defeat him. Ever.

Did you know that there is no survival of the fittest, just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris was once making love to his girlfriend in his truck when some of his "stuff" spilled onto the seat.
That truck is now called Optimus Prime.

03-21-2010, 04:45 PM
... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

03-21-2010, 04:47 PM
Fisher/Norris aren't hung like horses, horses are hung like them.

03-21-2010, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by sumoaltus:
Fisher/Norris aren't hung like horses, horses are hung like them.
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

03-21-2010, 05:05 PM
Yeah that's another one of my favorites haha.

03-21-2010, 05:11 PM
What all of you don't seem to know is that Anna Grimsdottir is another one of Norris's love children. That is why she knows everything; she inherited those genes from Chuck. Sam is kinda like the Conrad McMasters sidekick to Anna so they have no reason to fight. When all of their work is done, they party http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif The advertisement that IIxXWRATHXxII made is for his surprise birthday party where his daughter jumps out of a cake at the end of Conviction and really turns out to have been brought back to life by the magic of Chuck Norris. Norris also brought Lambert and Jerry Garcia back from the dead for the party.

03-21-2010, 05:26 PM
I hate Chuck... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

03-22-2010, 01:36 AM
So do I Mroj.

Becuase Norris is not able to do this Fisher is the only one who can:

Fisher does not need to turn on the lights, the dark just leaves the room out of fear.