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adadaead
05-25-2004, 12:45 PM
Well no effense its about engine sounds, just want to cheer this forum up a little, well the best one i heard were:

Engine sounds sound like a lawnmower, and mongolian wheat thrashing machine http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif oh my gid i laughted so hard. So who can come up with the best phrase about engine sounds.



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[This message was edited by adadaead on Wed May 26 2004 at 08:14 AM.]

adadaead
05-25-2004, 12:45 PM
Well no effense its about engine sounds, just want to cheer this forum up a little, well the best one i heard were:

Engine sounds sound like a lawnmower, and mongolian wheat thrashing machine http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif oh my gid i laughted so hard. So who can come up with the best phrase about engine sounds.



Regard, http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

"Only in the spirit of attack, born in a brave heart, will bring success to any fighter aircraft, no matter how highly developed it may be."

[This message was edited by adadaead on Wed May 26 2004 at 08:14 AM.]

JG52_Helgstrand
05-25-2004, 03:49 PM
What the hell is a mogolian/mogloian wheat crashing machine? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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Udidtoo
05-25-2004, 04:00 PM
I sort of assumed he was trying to say a Mongolian wheat thresher but who knows http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/35.gif

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horseback
05-25-2004, 06:39 PM
What's so funny about Mongolian wheat?

What about an original Honda Civic (most of y'all aren't old enough to remember those, but they were TINY) on steroids?

cheers

horseback

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aerick2
05-25-2004, 07:09 PM
I believe it's the thresher, not the wheat that makes it funny http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

heywooood
05-25-2004, 07:36 PM
well - since you asked me... he said mogolian wheat CRASHING machine... so I don't know what the heck you're all arguing about.

mogolians eat lots of wheat (all thoroughly crashed beforehand as you now know).

Willies made the original wheat crashers back in the 30's and they were loud but tinny sounding. Yep - the ol Willies Wheat Crashers were something to behold. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

I've crashed a lot of wheat with my Willie I'll tell ya... young, fine wheat.. golden and dewey in the early hours of the morning..mm-mm

I love the cream of wheat too - why thats the best way to do it too.. have your warm salty cream of wheat and then crash away at it with your Willie. Yep - this was a good thread till heywooood nailed it http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/35.gif

LEXX_Luthor
05-25-2004, 07:44 PM
FB Water looks like Mississippi River water, all mud.

I grew up in Mississippi, so that is how I like my flight sim water served.


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heywooood
05-25-2004, 07:46 PM
your view is 'clouded' isn't it.....
cloudboy.

wayno7777
05-25-2004, 09:51 PM
Closer to a Yugo with two dime sized holes in the muffler.

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JG52_Helgstrand
05-26-2004, 12:45 AM
Or a Vespa Primavera with no air filter...

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ELEM
05-26-2004, 01:25 AM
What's funnier is that they dont grow wheat in Mongolia. If that's what he's trying to say?

I wouldn't join any club that would have ME as member!

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adadaead
05-26-2004, 09:12 AM
http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/351.gif

Jeez, the best phrase about engine sounds, some people said it sounds like a lanmower, but said guy some engine sounds sound Mongolian Wheat Thrasher or whatever it called.



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