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Maple_Tiger
10-24-2004, 11:31 AM
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:22 pm Post subject:

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been as busy as a one legged man in a butt kicking contest.
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MapleTiger
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:54 pm Post subject:

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I have always wondered how well that one legged man did.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:23 pm Post subject:

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Actually he kept falling over....his sence of balance was understandably a tad off

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MapleTiger
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 12:24 am Post subject:

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What da hell was he thinking?

That would be like an armles dude entering an arm restling competition.
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Yes that situation would present a myriad of problems for the one armed man....WTF was the question!...LOL

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MapleTiger
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:05 pm Post subject:

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No you silly, not a one armed dude, an armless dude.

You see, when the one legged man in the *** kicking contest kicks, he then has no leg to stand on. Thus, he falls on his ***.

A one armed dude would atleast stand a chance in an arm restling thingy. However, an amrles dude would not stand a chance in hell.

Conclusion, both the armles dude, and the one legged dude, share a common fate. They don't stand a chance.

That being pointlesly typed, thought of, and another 45 min of my pathetic life wasted; being needlesly posted, I see no reason to contue typing.

If you'r nose starts to bleed after trying to figure out what I am tring to say, then please seek medical attention. I am not responsible for any brain damage that may result from reading my useles typing.
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tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
10-24-2004, 11:39 AM
That comment is out of context its :

As much use as a one legged man at an √¬¶rse kicking contest

which is another description for a usless article

which is what this is BTW

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GvSAP_Wingnut
10-24-2004, 06:09 PM
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Maple_Tiger
10-24-2004, 06:25 PM
Sorry about that Wingnuts.

I'll give you dudes a link to the actual page.

http://www.361stvfg.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=233&start=15

WTE_Galway
10-24-2004, 06:28 PM
perhaps the one legged man was a martial arts specialist ??

Maple_Tiger
10-24-2004, 06:37 PM
That is a very good point Galway and It is very possible. However, even if he could kick someone and be able to land back on his foot, he could only do that for a short while and then he would be very pooped.

LuckyBoy1
10-24-2004, 09:14 PM
I really, really really need to find out what Maple puts in his tea. The healers back home would find it big medicine I'm sure!

Good to see you posting Shane!

Maple_Tiger
10-25-2004, 04:41 AM
Well, I have been away for a bit. I cant't post and fly like I use to...Don't have the time.

Oh just look at the time. I has to go and finish my upgrading.

Fehler
10-25-2004, 11:34 AM
OK, I will share with all of you a 100%, absolutely true story.

One night, I and a fellow police officer was called to respond to a disturbance on a Greyhound bus. A passenger had become unruly, obviously coming down off of some sort of narcotic. We had to "Extract" him from the bus. In the process, his prosthetic leg came off! Now that, in itself is quite funny.. my partner thought he had ripped the guy's leg off!

But that's not the entire story...

Once we got him to the Jail, the booking officer had to fill out his paperwork. The man (With prosthetic re-attached) became enraged once again. The booking officer was assaulted, and a fight ensued. *NOTE* The booking officer had lost his leg in a motorcycly accident years before hand.

You guessed it, during the fight, both men's prosthetics came off. When my partner ran into the room, the first thing he saw was the suspect and the booking officer on the ground wrestling. My next observation was two legs laying on the floor next to the fight. My partner began laughing so hard, he nearly forgot to help the booking officer.

Now THAT is the definition of a "One legged @ss kicking contest."

May lightning strike me dead if I an not telling the truth!

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
10-25-2004, 11:45 AM
ROFL

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Hang on is that the sky turning black ?

x6BL_Brando
10-25-2004, 01:20 PM
TOO FUNNY!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

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