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Warrington_Wolf
04-04-2007, 03:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-kpIZlcVUE

Warrington_Wolf
04-04-2007, 03:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-kpIZlcVUE

Zonama
04-04-2007, 04:00 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Warrington_Wolf:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-kpIZlcVUE </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ah, yes, but do you speak English? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG03joaqrcc)

flox
04-04-2007, 04:11 PM
What about Spanish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TklFxYN44CU)?

AKA_TAGERT
04-04-2007, 04:13 PM
DOS IS GUTE

BUT I LIKE XP BESSER

Monty_Thrud
04-04-2007, 04:46 PM
Cor-blimey Mary Poppins! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BV8KfpE3BA)


C...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctaszjeaDK0)

C...dos...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hc8tm57vQs)

waffen-79
04-04-2007, 05:24 PM
LMAO!!!

¿Qué?....LOL

Waldo.Pepper
04-04-2007, 07:00 PM
LOL! My turn!

I know a little German.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PgLir1KNUM

leitmotiv
04-04-2007, 07:55 PM
I knew a pair of stock brokers in London who worked for the same firm. One was a big, bluff Yorkshireman, and the other was an earnest German lad. The Yorkshireman was always taking the p--- out of the hapless German who was too serious to know how to respond. One night it went like this: Yorkshireman: My uncle used to visit Germany all the time. German: Oh, really? Was he a salesman? York: No, he was in the RAF.

Taylortony
04-04-2007, 08:07 PM
Reminds me of the one about the BA pilot at Hannover International for the first time, not being able to find the parking spot, a frustrated and irate German Air traffic controller who was rapidly losing the plot with him asked, had not been to Hannover before ? to which he replied in a calm and slow British voice, yes he visited the place several times in 1944 but we didn't stop.

Warrington_Wolf
04-05-2007, 02:33 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by leitmotiv:
I knew a pair of stock brokers in London who worked for the same firm. One was a big, bluff Yorkshireman, and the other was an earnest German lad. The Yorkshireman was always taking the p--- out of the hapless German who was too serious to know how to respond. One night it went like this: Yorkshireman: My uncle used to visit Germany all the time. German: Oh, really? Was he a salesman? York: No, he was in the RAF. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Classic, absolute classic.
That also reminds me of the British pilot who gave a German air traffic controller a rollocking for speaking german. The ATC guy got a bit cheesed off and said "I'm a German, in a German airport in Germany, Why should I speak English?". The British pilot said (in an accent reserved for speaking to royalty) "because you lost the bloody war".

I didn't start this topic to have a dig at German people, I just remembered this clip from Only Fools And Horses and thought that you guys would appreciate the humour.
I also thought that after the serious discussions about Iran, RAF Kamikazes and other heavy stuff that we could all do with a laugh.

WWSpinDry
04-05-2007, 02:43 PM
AIRCRAFT---Der Fliegenwagen

JET TRANSPORT---Der Muchen Overgrossen Biggenmother Das Ist Fliegen Highenfaster Mit All Der Mach Und Flightenlevels. (Built by Boeing)

PROPELLER---Der Airfloggen Pushenthruster

ENGINE---Der Noisenmaken Pistonpusher Das Turnens Der Airfloggenfan Pushenthruster

JET ENGINE---Der Schreemen Skullschplitten Firespitten Smokenmaken Airpushenbacken Thrustermaker Mit Compressorsqueezen Und Turbinespinnen Bladenrotors. (Made by Pratt & Whitney)

CONTROL COLUMN---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Schtick

RUDDER PEDALS---Der Tailschwingen Yawmaken Werks

PILOT---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Tailschwingen Werker

PASSENGER---Der Dumbkopf Das Est Strappened En Der Baacken Mit Der Other Dumbkopfs Das Est Expecten To Leave Undgo On Scheduledtimen Und Arriven mit Der Luggagebags Somplaceneisen

STUDENT PILOT---Der Dumbkopf Das Learnen Fliegen Un Hopen To Jobenfinden Mit Der Airlinens

FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR---Der Timenbuilder Mit Less Den 1000 Hrs Multienginefliegen. Teachen Dumbkopfs To Fliegen Vile Waitenwatchen Fer Der Letter Mit Der Joboffering Frum United Southwest

AIRLINE TRANSPORT PILOT---Das Grosse Overpaiden Und Under Werken Whinencomplainer Biggen Schmuck Dat Fliegen Mit Das Big Airlinen

PARACHUTE---Der Stringencotten Das Est Usen To Floaten Der Tailschwingen Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Werker Down To Earthen Ven Der Fliegenwagen Est Kaputen

FAA---Der Friggenfliegen Dumbkopf Schmucks Das Maken Alder Rulens Und Regulations

HELICOPTER --- Der Flingen Wingen Maschinen mit der Floppen Bladens dot ist Fliegen by der Dumbkopfs vas iss too Stupiden for Knowen dees Maschinens ees not Safen ver Fliegen.liegen.

Esel1964
04-06-2007, 02:56 AM
Was du rauchend sind?

JG52Karaya-X
04-06-2007, 03:18 AM
Drugs are bad m'kay? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

I.JG53_Steuben
04-06-2007, 05:12 AM
Hach ja ...unsere englischen Cousins. Der Krieg ist nun schon 60 Jahre vorbei und Sie geilen sich immer noch daran auf wie Sie uns mit Millionen russischen Soldaten den Arsch versohlt lol.

stalkervision
04-06-2007, 05:16 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by WWSpinDry:
AIRCRAFT---Der Fliegenwagen

JET TRANSPORT---Der Muchen Overgrossen Biggenmother Das Ist Fliegen Highenfaster Mit All Der Mach Und Flightenlevels. (Built by Boeing)

PROPELLER---Der Airfloggen Pushenthruster

ENGINE---Der Noisenmaken Pistonpusher Das Turnens Der Airfloggenfan Pushenthruster

JET ENGINE---Der Schreemen Skullschplitten Firespitten Smokenmaken Airpushenbacken Thrustermaker Mit Compressorsqueezen Und Turbinespinnen Bladenrotors. (Made by Pratt & Whitney)

CONTROL COLUMN---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Schtick

RUDDER PEDALS---Der Tailschwingen Yawmaken Werks

PILOT---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Tailschwingen Werker

PASSENGER---Der Dumbkopf Das Est Strappened En Der Baacken Mit Der Other Dumbkopfs Das Est Expecten To Leave Undgo On Scheduledtimen Und Arriven mit Der Luggagebags Somplaceneisen

STUDENT PILOT---Der Dumbkopf Das Learnen Fliegen Un Hopen To Jobenfinden Mit Der Airlinens

FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR---Der Timenbuilder Mit Less Den 1000 Hrs Multienginefliegen. Teachen Dumbkopfs To Fliegen Vile Waitenwatchen Fer Der Letter Mit Der Joboffering Frum United Southwest

AIRLINE TRANSPORT PILOT---Das Grosse Overpaiden Und Under Werken Whinencomplainer Biggen Schmuck Dat Fliegen Mit Das Big Airlinen

PARACHUTE---Der Stringencotten Das Est Usen To Floaten Der Tailschwingen Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Werker Down To Earthen Ven Der Fliegenwagen Est Kaputen

FAA---Der Friggenfliegen Dumbkopf Schmucks Das Maken Alder Rulens Und Regulations

HELICOPTER --- Der Flingen Wingen Maschinen mit der Floppen Bladens dot ist Fliegen by der Dumbkopfs vas iss too Stupiden for Knowen dees Maschinens ees not Safen ver Fliegen.liegen. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO...... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Monty_Thrud
04-06-2007, 05:35 AM
Don't...mention...the...War!...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MbeT7_ARm8)

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

HuninMunin
04-06-2007, 06:04 AM
Ich glaub es hackt; ab ins Bett ihr imperialistischen Marmelade-auf-Äpfel-Schmierer http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

stalkervision
04-06-2007, 06:43 AM
Ich glaube, daß alle britischen Piloten Nancy Jungen sind, die nur ihre Mütter lieben. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Boandlgramer
04-06-2007, 07:16 AM
Britannia rules the way http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif
Noch eine Supermacht Anfang des 20. Jahrhunderts, zu einer drittklassigen Nation. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif mit mehr Schein als Sein.

Sie lachen halt am liebsten über Andere.
Jedoch, da fällt mir ein, als sich Präsident Chirac wegen dem köstlichen Essen der Engländer lustig gemacht hatte, war der Humor auf einmal weg. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif.

Monty_Thrud
04-06-2007, 11:19 AM
Jurgen apologises...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2t3RrLEJMA)

WWSpinDry
04-06-2007, 11:54 AM
Das P-47 ist geporkt.

Bewolf
04-06-2007, 12:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQIvRHOUKo8 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



und Jungens. Das erste, was man können muß, ist über sich selbst zu lachen. Das unterscheidet von andern =)

WWSpinDry
04-06-2007, 12:09 PM
Das kann Mann ja aber woll sagen! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

stalkervision
04-06-2007, 01:08 PM
Britische Piloten sind weithin bekannt, kräuselnlernabschnitte des Haares mit einander zu haben, bevor sie auf Patrouille gehen. Alle Amerikaner pilots haben Sozialkrankheiten und trinken beträchtliche Mengen licquor, bevor er ein Bordell verläßt, um ihre folgenden Missionen zu fliegen. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Monty_Thrud
04-06-2007, 01:44 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQIvRHOUKo8 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Brilliant... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

...Now i have that song stuck in my head, i'll be singing it down the Pub tonight http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif

Bewolf
04-06-2007, 03:38 PM
And another one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0DO11tlDOc