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Hawgdog
04-29-2004, 01:42 PM
Why cant we take a poll to vote someone off the island?
Some posters seem hell bent on pissing off as many folks as possible. Off topic asshattery, playing poke the bear buffoonery....Seems to start when school lets off....

I'm just saying

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When you get to Hell, tell 'em HawgDog sent you!

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Hawgdog
04-29-2004, 01:42 PM
Why cant we take a poll to vote someone off the island?
Some posters seem hell bent on pissing off as many folks as possible. Off topic asshattery, playing poke the bear buffoonery....Seems to start when school lets off....

I'm just saying

http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v22/HawgDog/sharkdog.gif
When you get to Hell, tell 'em HawgDog sent you!

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BSS_Goat
04-29-2004, 01:44 PM
I'm in, who we going after Hawgdawg?

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CaptainGelo
04-29-2004, 01:44 PM
http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif I'm sry..wasnt trying piss on some1 or make u mad, wait who are we talking about? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/784.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/354.gif
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BaldieJr
04-29-2004, 01:45 PM
I vote Hawgdog off the island.

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Maple_Tiger
04-29-2004, 01:45 PM
Your proubly right.

Mayby we all need one huge group hug?

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BSS_Goat
04-29-2004, 01:45 PM
I'll hug but no kissing!!

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Hawgdog
04-29-2004, 01:49 PM
Wow....Baldie, coming from you...that meant.....



well.....nothing really.......

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arcadeace
04-29-2004, 01:50 PM
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BpGemini
04-29-2004, 02:23 PM
Gemini pokes sleeping bear with a stick then trips Hawgdog and hides.
*starts video recorder*

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Cajun76
04-29-2004, 02:31 PM
Yeah, that guy, who's got that annoying P-47 sig, and is always causing trouble, talking about alligators and crawfish, and how great the P-47 is, and lives on that island of Japan........ http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif

I'll leave quietly, I don't want no trouble...... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-sad.gif


(A guy pokes one bear, and he's labeled for life...... sheesh! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/51.gif)

Good hunting,
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BpGemini
04-29-2004, 02:50 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cajun76:
(A guy pokes one bear, and he's labeled for life...... sheesh! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/51.gif)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


That had more to do with how not how many.

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LW_lcarp
04-29-2004, 02:54 PM
One day a baby polar bear approaches his mother with a confused expression on his face and says, "Mom? Am I a polar bear?"
"Well of course son!"

The cub replied, "Youâ're sure I'm not a panda bear or a black bear?"

"No, of course not. Now run outside and play."

But the baby polar bear is still confused so he approaches his father.

The cub asks, "Dad, am I a polar bear?"

"Why of course son!" the papa polar bear gruffly replies.

The cub continues, "I don't have any grizzly bear or Koala bear in my bloodlines?"

"No son. I'm a polar bear, your mother is a polar bear, and by god you too are one hundred percent purebred polar bear!! Why in the world do you ask?"

"Because I'm freezing my BUTT off!!"


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In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fishing and Gaming is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. The department has posted the following notice:

We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle any bears.
We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear.
It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.
Outdoors men should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear feces has little bells in it and smells like pepper.

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There's this guy who shows up at a cabin where these hunters have gathered to hunt bear. Only he shows up without a gun.
The other hunters are very curious. "How you gonna get a bear without a gun?" they ask.

"Do you have a knife?"

"No," says the guy.

"Do you have a club?"

"No," says the guy.

"Don't you worry. I'm gonna get myself a bear. Just wait right here and see."

The guy leaves the cabin and disappears into the hills for several hours.

Eventually he happens upon a bear asleep in his den and he kicks the bear and gets it really angry. As the bear wakes up, he starts to chase after the guy, so the guy starts running back towards the cabin.

Finally the hunters hear him running down the hill and yelling, "Open the cabin door! Open the door!"

They open the door and the guy runs into the cabin and holds the door open behind him. To the terror of the other hunters, an angry bear follows close behind, running into the cabin, too.

Then the guy slams the door shut, and says, "You skin that one. I'll go get another."


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Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them.
They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.

The second hiker says, "What are you doing?"

The first responds, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll have to jump down and make a run for it."

The second says, "Are you crazy? Donâ't you know you can't outrun a bear?

The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear... I only have to outrun you!"

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Cajun76
04-29-2004, 03:06 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BpGemini:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cajun76:
(A guy pokes _one_ bear, and he's labeled for life...... sheesh! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/51.gif)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


That had more to do with how not how many.

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<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif That counts!?

Good hunting,
Cajun76

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Hawgdog
04-29-2004, 03:43 PM
A bear is pooping in the woods. A rabbit walks by.
Disgruntled, the bear asks, 'rabbit, do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur'?
'no' says the rabbit, 'I have special fur and run fast'
'Excellent' says the bear, picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with the rabbit.

moral of this thread.
You'd rather walk into a lions den with a pork-chop jacket on, than mess with the HawgDog.
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BpGemini
04-29-2004, 03:50 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hawgdog:
moral of this thread.
You'd rather walk into a lions den with a pork-chop jacket on, than mess with the HawgDog.
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I'm thinking I'd much rather mess with Hawgdog.

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CAP401
04-29-2004, 04:52 PM
Wow, wasn't this thread about voting off people? NOw it's the "Offical Bear Joke Thread". Still really funny though! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/11.gif

Slammin_
04-29-2004, 05:01 PM
Dunno Cap. I have stuck my foot in my mouth more than once and blamed it on beer. Thing is, I wasn't lying!

Beer=Bad!

Hunter82
04-29-2004, 05:34 PM
buffalo come......how you know? ....guess the rest

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LEXX_Luthor
04-29-2004, 05:54 PM
So this all means we are voting Bear off the board?

Who'd a thunk it...

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Dolemite-
04-29-2004, 06:49 PM
Who would want to be stuck on an island with a buch of guys who play IL-2? I vote myself off the island. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/35.gif

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Hawgdog
04-29-2004, 06:56 PM
What sucks worse than having some nimroddery hijack your thread?

Accidently hijacking it yourself, then 'almost' blasting someone for talking about the original title, but forgetting it..sheeesh, better check the meds again...was it the little white one or the little light yellow one....

oh, I'd learn to swim if I woke up on a beach and spotted a blitz pig!! Doggie paddle all the way back to gilligans island, at least there they have babes
Lets see, the skipper was boinking gilligan, professor doing mrs howell and mr howell had maryjane..or maryann and ginger was really a transexual...right??
he could make batteries out of a coconut but couldnt fix the hole in the boat??

this is barely bearable and has no bearing on the original thread

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04-29-2004, 06:59 PM
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aero6
04-29-2004, 09:24 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>A bear is pooping in the woods. A rabbit walks by.
Disgruntled, the bear asks, 'rabbit, do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur'?
'no' says the rabbit, 'I have special fur and run fast'
'Excellent' says the bear, picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with the rabbit.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Once again, beer all over my keyboard http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif