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major_setback
06-12-2006, 10:01 AM
This is just too sexist!

Have a look at the 'Today's Funny Pic' link though.

http://pivotpoint.blogzy.com/pivot_point/2005/09/6287.html

major_setback
06-12-2006, 10:01 AM
This is just too sexist!

Have a look at the 'Today's Funny Pic' link though.

http://pivotpoint.blogzy.com/pivot_point/2005/09/6287.html

justflyin
06-12-2006, 10:13 AM
Reminds me of these classics:

Beer vs. Women (http://www.lovedungeon.net/humor/misc/Beer_Vs_Woman.html)

danjama
06-12-2006, 10:27 AM
Very cool pic http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

i like this "Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits."

so true

justflyin
06-12-2006, 11:34 AM
"Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills."

Capt.LoneRanger
06-12-2006, 11:44 AM
Classic.

skabbe
06-12-2006, 11:53 AM
Airplanes can´t read this post

R988z
06-12-2006, 12:17 PM
Not sure about the first one, most aircraft need more than a flick of a switch to turn on.

JamesBlonde888
06-12-2006, 08:00 PM
They smell better too I think.

VW-IceFire
06-12-2006, 08:38 PM
Haha...Airplanes come with a manual.

Wish women did...maybe a hint guide or something.

HotelBushranger
06-13-2006, 04:00 AM
"Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch."

Love it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

woofiedog
06-13-2006, 04:17 AM
Good one... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

HotelBushranger
06-13-2006, 04:50 AM
Haha me and my mate have just been thinking up real funny ones for the past half hour.

'women dont need priming. but both need lubricating'

'you can recharge a planes battery and get back into it'

'once your fuels gone your screwed'

'if you keep trying to keep going on both cases your likely to end up with a broken bone or worse'

'push the envelope too much their both likely to break down'

'an aeroplanes body can be replaced after a long life'


'they both might start to steam or stutter
likely to get libricant all over the screen'

'they both cost a bloody fortune to have for yourself!'

'they both dont like it if you touch them the wrong way'

Ah what joy http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

CD_kp84yb
06-13-2006, 09:31 AM
Ha the misses is away. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif so i can post this.

Not my own words, but a fromer college said once "Women are like mushrooms, you can enjoy them ,but if you pick the wrong one, it will kill you "

regards

CD_Metal_heaD
06-13-2006, 11:49 AM
haha who said that? any one in the CD squad?
fun reading though haha

leitmotiv
06-13-2006, 12:49 PM
The only good things about being 53 are that you realize women are a useless passion, you have the disposable income to support all the gear needed to run Oleg's goodies in style, and you don't inwardly fret you are missing out on something!

Beuf_Ninja
06-13-2006, 05:24 PM
As Lord Flashart once said " Treat your plane like your lady, get inside her three times a day and take her to heaven and back...woof"(perform pelvic thrust)

mrsiCkstar
06-13-2006, 05:43 PM
lmao, this thread is funny as hell.

but with that being said I still wouldn't trade my wife for any sim or amount of simming gear in the world http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

justflyin
06-15-2006, 03:36 PM
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/179/womenhazrd3fq.jpg


http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/7537/argue3as.jpg


http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/4830/mallshop4pn.jpg

-HH-Dubbo
06-15-2006, 10:52 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

JG52Karaya-X
06-16-2006, 01:07 AM
Can't we have both at the same time? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Karaya/FW190-Allison.jpg

Bremspropeller
06-16-2006, 03:56 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1241.gif

major_setback
06-16-2006, 04:07 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JG52Karaya-X:
Can't we have both at the same time? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No! If people posted pictures like this it would just cheapen the thread http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/major-setback/sean-young5.jpg

JG52Karaya-X
06-16-2006, 05:06 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by major_setback:
No! If people posted pictures like this it would just cheapen the thread http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ah, okay

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Karaya/Bleriot-Monoplane-Leah.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Karaya/Stinson-Channel.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Karaya/AT6-Texan-Misty.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Karaya/MiG19-Roxanne.jpg

F0_Dark_P
06-16-2006, 05:30 AM
already posted sorry :P

russ.nl
06-16-2006, 05:39 AM
http://www.anetek.com/images/Men%20vs%20Women.jpg

major_setback
06-17-2006, 08:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by russ.nl:
http://www.anetek.com/images/Men%20vs%20Women.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

mmmmm... a strangely similar French contraption.

http://instit.chez-alice.fr/humour/machine_hf.jpg

general_kalle
06-18-2006, 03:54 AM
women always look good(almost)
airplanes gets dirty by earth and stones http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

HotelBushranger
06-18-2006, 04:00 AM
Now that's just a lie. You obviously haven't been outside your basement in a few years http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

polak5
06-18-2006, 05:15 AM
with a plane u can bail out when u get bored.

LOL Kp84yb... woman are like shrums!

panther3485
06-18-2006, 05:59 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by leitmotiv:
The only good things about being 53 are that you realize women are a useless passion, you have the disposable income to support all the gear needed to run Oleg's goodies in style, and you don't inwardly fret you are missing out on something! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

$hit! There must be something wrong with me, then. I'm 53 as well and I'm as keen on women as I ever was. At least once a day, I think about all the ***** I might be missing out on. Sick, eh?

Woof-woof!

The rest of it works for me, though.....