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sparty7200
09-19-2005, 02:24 AM
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Hang Gliding
-------------------------

Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba decided to
save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after
struggling
to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the
edge-------
into the wind he goes!

Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing talkin bout the
good ol
days when maw spots the biggest bird she ever seen!
"Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims.

Paw raises up," Git my gun, Maw."

She runs into the house, brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim.
BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail silently
over
the tree tops.

"I think ya missed him, Paw," she says.

"Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of Bubba!"


Daddy Longlegs
-------------------------

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her
and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating,"
her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them
flat.

"Well, that might be OK in California, BUT we're not having any of that
**** in Texas"

regards
sparty

sparty7200
09-19-2005, 02:24 AM
hope you like folks! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Hang Gliding
-------------------------

Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba decided to
save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after
struggling
to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the
edge-------
into the wind he goes!

Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing talkin bout the
good ol
days when maw spots the biggest bird she ever seen!
"Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims.

Paw raises up," Git my gun, Maw."

She runs into the house, brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim.
BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail silently
over
the tree tops.

"I think ya missed him, Paw," she says.

"Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of Bubba!"


Daddy Longlegs
-------------------------

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her
and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating,"
her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them
flat.

"Well, that might be OK in California, BUT we're not having any of that
**** in Texas"

regards
sparty

foxyboy1964
09-19-2005, 02:43 AM
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-HH-Dubbo
09-19-2005, 10:37 AM
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BSS_Goat
09-19-2005, 10:40 AM
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LeadSpitter_
09-19-2005, 11:16 AM
two weeks, twoeks, twosdays, twoleg