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Chuck_Older
03-11-2005, 10:44 AM
holychristsomeofthemembersherearesoflippinstupidth eywouldputfoodstampsontheirmail

gombal40
03-11-2005, 10:55 AM
You should stop the glue habit. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Da_Godfatha
03-11-2005, 10:57 AM
"Two Weeks! For sure!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

bird_brain
03-11-2005, 11:27 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck_Older:
holychristsomeofthemembersherearesoflippinstupidth eywouldputfoodstampsontheirmail <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Please don't talk about me that way just because of my stupid nick_name. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

TAGERT.
03-11-2005, 11:29 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck_Older:
holychristsomeofthemembersherearesoflippinstupidth eywouldputfoodstampsontheirmail <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>ROTFL

The190Flyer
03-11-2005, 11:34 AM
LOL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif everybody needs to vent once in awhile, don't vent too much on here, or youll get some vacation time ! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Messaschnitzel
03-11-2005, 01:24 PM
Could someone please tell Me how to fix the gunsight on the German planes? Also, I'm tired of having to belly land the I-16 and Wildcat... can someone tell Me if this is a bug or not and if they are going to do something about the weak German machine guns and how come on certain planes the gunsight is covered up and why do some of the planes engines stop working when I dive and why the Beaufighter's rear observer just sits there like a dork and doesn't say squat when I am getting shot to pieces and how come all the pontoons on the floatplane Zero come off when diving and why do some of the planes have smoke pouring out of the exhaust stacks and run really rough when flying over 5,000m and how come.... (imagine all of this being said by the comedian Gilbert Gottfried!) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

VW-IceFire
03-11-2005, 01:26 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Messaschnitzel:
Could someone please tell Me how to fix the gunsight on the German planes? Also, I'm tired of having to belly land the I-16 and Wildcat... can someone tell Me if this is a bug or not and if they are going to do something about the weak German machine guns and how come on certain planes the gunsight is covered up and why do some of the planes engines stop working when I dive and why the Beaufighter's rear observer just sits there like a dork and doesn't say squat when I am getting shot to pieces and how come all the pontoons on the floatplane Zero come off when diving and why do some of the planes have smoke pouring out of the exhaust stacks and run really rough when flying over 5,000m and how come.... (imagine all of this being said by the comedian Gilbert Gottfried!) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Best run on setence ever! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Capt._Tenneal
03-11-2005, 02:07 PM
For those that need an interpretation of what Chuck wrote here's a translation :

holych ris tsome ofth emem bersh erea resof lipp instup id theywo ulpu tfo odsta mpsonth eirma il.

Understood ? Good ! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

badaboom.1
03-11-2005, 02:48 PM
AAHHHHHH,So that's why I never get any e-mail,STAMPS!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Korolov
03-11-2005, 02:49 PM
It only took Chuck a couple of years to figure that out.

Chuck_Older
03-11-2005, 02:58 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

FI_Willie
03-11-2005, 03:24 PM
Food stamps only work for mailing a MENU!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Cajun76
03-11-2005, 03:43 PM
I tod u wur ta-posed ta ead da damps.... now dey duck to my dongue! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

Bearcat99
03-11-2005, 03:44 PM
Patch madness........ be sure........ http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Chuck_Older
03-11-2005, 03:52 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif
pre-campaign release madness, be sure

F0_Dark_P
03-11-2005, 03:57 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/Nahoj/carefactory.jpg

Chuck_Older
03-11-2005, 05:05 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/Chuck_Older/catbeg.jpg

steve_v
03-11-2005, 05:46 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck_Older:
holychristsomeofthemembersherearesoflippinstupidth eywouldputfoodstampsontheirmail <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I met Chuck years ago, when he was a high school teen with a passion for rock music, playing in a KISS cover band. The following pic was taken of him at a Sweet 16 Birthday gig. Rock on dude.



http://home.earthlink.net/~viner45/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/kiss.jpg

dazza9806482
03-11-2005, 07:37 PM
Sorry bout the OT....

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wayno7777
03-11-2005, 09:35 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifThat explains alot! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

heywooood
03-11-2005, 10:02 PM
U-HU!! anybody home?!....

MyfingerslippedonthemousebuttonandIlandedinthishor riblethread....wishIhadafoodstampI'mstarving.

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
03-12-2005, 04:10 AM
j00 guy'5 n33d 2 t4k3 4 ch1ll p1ll 4nd b3 m0re 0083r k3wl l1k3 m3 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif 11110n30n3!!

Wh47 t3h f00k 15 4 f4kk1n9 f00d 5t4mp 4nyh00? 7h353 d4y5 j00 c4n g0 d00n 73h u83rm4rk3t 4nd buy 50m3 8l00dy u83r p1ll5 roflomglmaolololololololol!!!!!11110n30n30n30n30n3

LeadSpitter_
03-12-2005, 04:35 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/leadspitter/wobbinhood.jpg

Monty_Thrud
03-12-2005, 05:27 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> j00 guy'5 n33d 2 t4k3 4 ch1ll p1ll 4nd b3 m0re 0083r k3wl l1k3 m3 11110n30n3!!

Wh47 t3h f00k 15 4 f4kk1n9 f00d 5t4mp 4nyh00? 7h353 d4y5 j00 c4n g0 d00n 73h u83rm4rk3t 4nd buy 50m3 8l00dy u83r p1ll5 roflomglmaolololololololol!!!!!11110n30n30n30n30n3

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http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gifOH!...er!...about eleven sir

http://premium1.uploadit.org/bsamania//MontyP_hedidwhatsir2.jpg

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tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
03-12-2005, 05:33 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Monty_Thrud:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> j00 guy'5 n33d 2 t4k3 4 ch1ll p1ll 4nd b3 m0re 0083r k3wl l1k3 m3 11110n30n3!!

Wh47 t3h f00k 15 4 f4kk1n9 f00d 5t4mp 4nyh00? 7h353 d4y5 j00 c4n g0 d00n 73h u83rm4rk3t 4nd buy 50m3 8l00dy u83r p1ll5 roflomglmaolololololololol!!!!!11110n30n30n30n30n3

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http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gifOH!...er!...about eleven sir

http://premium1.uploadit.org/bsamania//MontyP_hedidwhatsir2.jpg

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

H3y 17 41n7 n1c3 2 m0ck 73h 4ffl1c73d 8uddy http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

TooMuchCheese
03-12-2005, 08:03 AM
Crikey...Oleg you know how to stop this madness http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif



http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/hennessyphotography

-HH- Beebop
03-12-2005, 10:53 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by badaboom.1:
AAHHHHHH,So that's why I never get any e-mail,STAMPS!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I always stamp on the mail before I send it. Especially the bills.

civildog
03-12-2005, 11:37 AM
I always lick the screen before I send an email.

Chuck_Older
03-12-2005, 11:44 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/Chuck_Older/BUSTED.jpg

civildog
03-12-2005, 12:11 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/civildog/fencing.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/civildog/brave_cat.jpg

Messaschnitzel
03-12-2005, 01:33 PM
In regards to CivilDog's cat and dogs pic:
cat: "Okay, don't run..relax your shoulders and don't look scared..just walk slow..don't look at any of them and everything will be just fine.." 1st dog in the lineup: "Alright, now listen up! Everybody here knows that I'm the top kick Alpha in this outfit, and not that human in the uniform over there! On my signal, I'll move to cut the kitty off and the rest of you move to encircle him. Remember! we want him alive for questioning. I want to find out where the rest of the cats are hiding. On the count of three, go!" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

civildog
03-12-2005, 01:41 PM
Messaschnitzel -

Good voiceover! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

LW_lcarp
03-12-2005, 08:24 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/lcarp/freecat.jpg

NorrisMcWhirter
03-12-2005, 08:43 PM
Surely not?

http://www.thesunmachine.net/image_archive/archive/11-04/moderno.jpg

Norris

woofiedog
03-13-2005, 12:22 AM
http://www.sbattimento.com/en/funny_photos/images_04/39.jpg

civildog
03-13-2005, 12:51 AM
Don't you just wish?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/civildog/747_Banshee.jpg

woofiedog
03-13-2005, 02:59 AM
CivilDog... Mint! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Monson74
03-13-2005, 04:03 AM
I'm afraid...

Sigi_di_Capri
03-13-2005, 04:04 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NorrisMcWhirter:
Surely not?

http://www.thesunmachine.net/image_archive/archive/11-04/moderno.jpg

Norris <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ghastly, evil and stomachchurning
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Messaschnitzel
03-13-2005, 02:56 PM
In regards to woofiedog's pic of the woman and car: "I hate being ultra rich. The lengths that I have to go to for entertainment. I'm so bored and jaded. I need to see my therapist again. No, wait... first, I'll go get my nails done. No, wait... I'll stop off at Tiffany's and pick up a cute little trinket that will cheer me up until I fly in my private jet to my quaint little villa in the Tuscan countryside. The Riviera is sooo gauche!" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

woofiedog
03-14-2005, 06:46 AM
Messaschnitzel... You might want to change your Starbuck's Coffee to a Decaf Shade Grown from Mexico!
http://www.starbucks.com/shop/images/product/dsm_a.jpg
And drop the Top of your Mercedes-Benz SL-Class and get a little fresh air before your next flight
http://fp.images.autos.msn.com/merismus/gallery/c450893a.jpg
to... Monte Carlo.
http://www.casinomontecarlo.com/en/games/table_game_inc/medias/punto_view.jpg
And relax a bit after a rigorist Work Week of Golf. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
http://iuhoosiers.com/womensgolf/images/2002legends/images/RedfearnM0201.jpg

Messaschnitzel
03-14-2005, 11:22 AM
woofiedog, I don't generally drink coffee. I would be willing to try the brand that You pictured as long as it is the most expensive brand in the world. It could taste horrible, as long as it is expensive...the more expensive, the better. And the Mercedes Benz SL class auto: could You be a dear and find Me one in hohaus red? Also, could you make it a hardtop? I find it really annoying to have the wind blowing My flowing locks about and suddenly losing My toupee behind on the country road in Provence. And when in Monte Carlo, Have the boy in the photo run and get My tuxedo ready for that wicked little soiree' at the private undisclosed getaway. Oh, and could You please exchange the woman for a peroxide blonde with a substantially larger bustline? I feel an urge to be plebeian and "tawdry" tonight! I suppose that I should be grateful for the fortune that I inherited from Mummy and Daddy, but sometimes I think that they are selfish to inflict this tedious lifestyle upon Me. I suppose that I will survive in spite of it. I have to see My therapist this morning. Right after My sauna and massage. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

woofiedog
03-14-2005, 12:30 PM
Messaschnitzel... Let me check with my Private Secretary to see if she has a open slot on my schedule... so I can look into your requests! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Messaschnitzel
03-14-2005, 01:33 PM
woofiedog, yes, please do. Right now I am at a flower show with Prince Charles. I am not really paying attention with what is going on at the moment. I saw My therapist today and he suggested that I do something charitable to perhaps give meaning to My life. I decided to give away My vintage WW2 aircraft collection. All 100 of them. I don't suppose that You have any room in Your hangar for any of them? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif (boy, is this getting deep, or what? If I was going to give away an aircraft collection, whoever receives it better be happy with 1:48 scale! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

woofiedog
03-14-2005, 02:09 PM
Messaschnitzel... This will help out with those Flowers!http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

http://www.historylink101.com/lessons/farm-city/john_deere_manure_spreader.jpg

Messaschnitzel
03-14-2005, 03:19 PM
woofiedog, that John Deere manure spreader would do just fine...perfect for the flowers! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Saaay, who's the secretary! for some reason her pic didn't load when I posted last. Very classy, in a Marlene Dietrich sort of way. Can she type? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif