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NancyBoyOnYer6
07-13-2006, 04:55 AM
Hiya fellas,
You know who you are. Is it alright to wear my slinky pink sundress and fly the Spitfire? I'll try to be rough and tough, I promise.

NancyBoyOnYerSix http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

NancyBoyOnYer6
07-13-2006, 04:55 AM
Hiya fellas,
You know who you are. Is it alright to wear my slinky pink sundress and fly the Spitfire? I'll try to be rough and tough, I promise.

NancyBoyOnYerSix http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

WWMaxGunz
07-13-2006, 04:58 AM
Yeah but first take that joystick out of yer butt, it'll mess up how your dress falls.

You ain't smart and you ain't funny, BTW.

Xiolablu3
07-13-2006, 05:00 AM
The Spitfire would never go out with you, you're ugly

ANOTHER alias?

I think all that Luftwaffe leather would suit your 'kind' better.

The SPitfire is the toughest plane in this sim, as it seems to generate the most whines and attention, http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

SlickStick
07-13-2006, 06:00 AM
I always try to have on my standard issue pink thong, with matching Victoria's Secret Angels bra. I only wear designer dresses and must always have my Coach bag with me at all times. One never knows when one might smudge some lipstick speaking into comms or need to file a nail after another easy-as-pie dogfight.

One good thing about Spitfire nancyboys though, they DON'T prefer blondes. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

MEGILE
07-13-2006, 07:30 AM
LMAO

silly bunny rabbit.

justflyin
07-13-2006, 09:10 AM
Here I am after applying my make-up for a long, hot night of making online flyers cry in my Spitfires. You want to hear some crying?!?! Just down a Dora, Anton or late 109 in a Spitfire Vc....oooh baby:

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4751/buster0tb.jpg

And, of course, when I'm feeling a bit butch, I jump in a 109-G2 with this outfit on. Just to feel my testosterone soar:

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8235/rqzm9d0mh.jpg

danjama
07-13-2006, 09:25 AM
gay

Jaws2002
07-13-2006, 09:48 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/<FA>Jaws/eck32.gif

justflyin
07-13-2006, 10:03 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
gay </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you fishing for a date, Dan?!? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

p1ngu666
07-13-2006, 10:13 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by justflyin:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
gay </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you fishing for a date, Dan?!? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Chuck_Older
07-13-2006, 10:18 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by NancyBoyOnYer6:
Hiya fellas,
You know who you are. Is it alright to wear my slinky pink sundress and fly the Spitfire? I'll try to be rough and tough, I promise.

NancyBoyOnYerSix http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No. Certainly not. You will wear the uniform put forth in the King's Regulations:

Thin-strap sundress, pastel, no print for noncoms, floral print for senior officers. Pumps required. Ball gowns with sequins and stiletto heels for group commander and up; strapless preferred, short train

Airmail109
07-13-2006, 10:42 AM
My arse is a one way street for the record.

Breeze147
07-13-2006, 10:59 AM
Yeah, we Mustang pilots wear leather chaps!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

LStarosta
07-13-2006, 11:12 AM
Runners wear short shorts, or so I've heard.

danjama
07-13-2006, 11:17 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LStarosta:
Runners wear short shorts, or so I've heard. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I like that

+1 also

slipBall
07-13-2006, 11:35 AM
You should not wear a dress!.... Don't forget that you will most likely have to bail out, (it's a spit thing) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif... Unless of course, you don't mind that pitch fork bearing farmer down below you, getting his eye full http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Cold Meat Platter
07-13-2006, 11:54 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Aimail101:
My arse is a one way street for the record. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
metaphorically I hope...

justflyin
07-13-2006, 01:04 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Breeze147:
Yeah, we Mustang pilots wear leather chaps!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You mean like these?!?

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/5270/front7xl.jpg

slipBall
07-13-2006, 02:06 PM
justflying, I hope that's not a self portrait http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

biggs222
07-13-2006, 02:28 PM
the sad thing is he spent time looking for that pic on teh internet.... or maybe its from his own personal collection... either way http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

justflyin
07-13-2006, 02:33 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by slipBall:
justflying, I hope that's not a self portrait http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by biggs222:
the sad thing is he spent time looking for that pic on teh internet.... or maybe its from his own personal collection... either way http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now you two are fishing for dates, too?!?!http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

Besides, I think I got that one out of my netcache after flying against you, biggs. ;^)

Monty_Thrud
07-13-2006, 02:37 PM
I think you'll find its tongue in cheek http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif...DOH!

justflyin
07-13-2006, 02:42 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Monty_Thrud:
I think you'll find its tongue in cheek http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif...DOH! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ooh, you bad boy, you.http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

Breeze147
07-13-2006, 03:46 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by justflyin:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Breeze147:
Yeah, we Mustang pilots wear leather chaps!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You mean like these?!?



http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/5270/front7xl.jpg (http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/5270/front7xl.jpg%5B/IMG%5D) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Indeed! Ride 'em, Cowboy!!

SlickStick
07-13-2006, 05:52 PM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHA!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

Freelancer-1
07-13-2006, 11:34 PM
I know it's the airforce and all, but I really like to fly commando http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

justflyin
07-14-2006, 11:13 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Freelancer-1:
I know it's the airforce and all, but I really like to fly commando http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Me, too, most times!!

My leather chair tends to get a little, um, uncomfortable after a bit of Spitfire flying, but what's a little chafing amongst friends?

Oh darn, I broke a nail typing that. I need to get to the salon and get it fixed before tonight's flying. I just got a perm today and I can't wait to see myself in the mirror, as I fly the plane that won hte war.

:^)

Monty_Thrud
07-14-2006, 12:12 PM
Please learn to speel ploply...its "won teh war"...now rit it owt a thowsnd tymes, and if its not don bi mourning...ill cut ur ballz of...heil Ceaser... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

SlickStick
07-14-2006, 04:53 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Monty_Thrud:
Please learn to speel ploply...its "won teh war"...now rit it owt a thowsnd tymes, and if its not don bi mourning...ill cut ur ballz of...heil Ceaser... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I agree and thankfully, it did win teh war!!!

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