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BSS_Goat
12-28-2004, 01:00 PM
Inspired by tHeBaLrOgRoCkS merry post.

I hate relatives.
I hate spending $ on non flight sim presents.
I hate decorating and undecorating.
I hate snow and cold stuff besides beer.
I hate 3 pickup trucks of trash.

Capt.LoneRanger
12-28-2004, 01:02 PM
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I hate being offline for so many days, while so many people are flying online. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

BSS_Goat
12-28-2004, 01:03 PM
Ya'll feel free to add.

jeroen_R90S
12-28-2004, 01:38 PM
I hate villages that look like Las Vegas with inflatable Santa Clauses!!

Waste of energy!

PF_Talus
12-28-2004, 01:43 PM
I hate working like a dog until just before Christmas and having people and relatives say "you're such a scrooge!" They aren't in the food or retail bussiness.

carguy_
12-28-2004, 02:34 PM
I hate being reminded that I`m broke.

tsisqua
12-28-2004, 02:58 PM
Getting sick http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

1.JaVA_Razer
12-28-2004, 03:02 PM
-I hate spending time with hypocritique relatives who keep blabbing about themselves and think they know everything even about computers while I'm studying informatics
- I hate having non-computer time
- I hate being reminded of what I don't have and want so badly http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

JG52Uther
12-28-2004, 03:17 PM
I hate people whining about insignificant things when there is such tragedy in the world (and yes i have been guilty of doing so myself)

VMF-451_Yankee
12-28-2004, 03:29 PM
i hate non avation enthusists

Fehler
12-28-2004, 03:40 PM
I hate having to pretend:

1.) That I actually liked the gifts that are (Again) too big or that I have no use for..

2.) That I am actually happy to see some of the in-laws that think they are blessing me with their presence by coming to visit.

As a side note for (2), there is good reason they are only invited once a year! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

pourshot
12-28-2004, 04:07 PM
I hate the fact that it's my birthday today and becuase it's so close to xmas I only get only lot of gifts http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

man I feel old today http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Fehler
12-28-2004, 04:16 PM
Happy B-day!

Here is a cake for you!

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Airmail109
12-28-2004, 04:22 PM
hmmmmm dunno what i hate about x-mas.......hhmmm...the adverts.....the x-mas ads get to me......the commercialisation also gets to me http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif. people shopping for the new great thing while some poor sods are being bombed or being washed away.

knightflyte
12-28-2004, 06:28 PM
I hate Yankee Swaps. That's where you pick out a number and according to the order of the number selected you choose a gift laid out under the tree. If you're last it aint so bad because if you don't like your gift you can "ROB" from any other of the previous opened gifts.
It sounds like it's fun...but I was second. I got to choose between a norelco nose hair trimmer... and a popcorn maker. OOooooooooooooH I'm all giddy inside.

No great gifts like an ATI X800....or a HOTAS... Certainly no encyclopedia of WWII aircraft. (At least Snoop DoGGs newest album wasn't under the tree.)

I could complain about XMAS sex and mistletoe....but it's only half bad. (Mistletoe ITCHES and SCRATHES where you hang it.)
My girl friend starts singing DECK THE HALLS WITH BALLS OF HOLLY.....(Who am I to tell her it's BOUGHS OF HOLLY)

regards all,
Robert

dannyworkman
12-28-2004, 08:54 PM
I hate when you can't find any colored eggs,and you brother bites the ears off your chocolate bunny.
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tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
12-29-2004, 10:29 AM
LMAO http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Cheer up soon be summer then you can pee your money down the drain on a crappy package holiday where you get woken up every morning by some grizzeld old biatch screaming at her traine cleaner three doors down, who wants to make your bed and serve you bollock warm egg and chips for breakfast. Then get harassed by some pre-pubesant holiday rep tries to flog you some crappy bus tour where you get only five minits at each stop in the pissing rain to browse through some so called local craft work tat http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Oh yeah merry bloody christmas you orible lot http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif hangings to good for yah !!

(1VB)YAKMAN
12-29-2004, 10:46 AM
I hate that alot of my mates are deployed to Iraq & Afghanastian & will not be spending that time with their loved ones. I know I hated being deployed around the hoildays. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

BSS_Goat
12-29-2004, 12:51 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by (1VB)YAKMAN:
I hate that alot of my mates are deployed to Iraq & Afghanastian & will not be spending that time with their loved ones. I know I hated being deployed around the hoildays. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

S! to you and all your mates. Hope ya'll have a SAFE and happy holiday.

TheJoyStick
12-29-2004, 12:55 PM
I hate that any time 3 or more people that aren't myself, or my mother are in a room, I am in charge of keeping my dog from humping/peeing/biting on them.

Cpt-Madcowz
12-29-2004, 12:59 PM
I love Christmas
I love the snow
I love seeing relatives
I love the excited children

/Mad

BSS_Goat
12-29-2005, 09:00 AM
**Bump**
Yep 1 year later ...still hate it.

BSS_Vidar
12-29-2005, 09:20 AM
I hate not seeing you fly with us anymore. When's that gonna start happening again?

The Sheeps Pen misses ya! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

LStarosta
12-29-2005, 09:24 AM
I hate having relatives come over from half the country away only to watch soap operas all day and ask me for rides to the mall.

MEGILE
12-29-2005, 09:38 AM
I hate hate.

danjama
12-29-2005, 10:15 AM
I gotta say i dont like christmas

Andrew OConnor
12-29-2005, 10:52 AM
I do hate some relatives. Some guy, who apparently is related to us, turns up on christmas eve from waaaaaaaay down south (in the UK here), takes him ten hours to get up north, and all he does all of christmas eveing is talk about the journey up. ie. "well, there were lots of cars, chock-a-block on the M1, but there were no lorries, so it was flowing at between forty and forty five miles per hour." On christmas day he talks about the weather, and how it affects driving. ie. "Some snow is OK, but if the snow freezes, and if more snow comes, i dont like driving faster that thirty miiles per hour. You know, black ice..."

how can you fill up the time between december 24th and 1st January about driving on the M1 and stock control?

crazyivan1970
12-29-2005, 10:56 AM
I hate when people start threads like this
I hate people who starts threads like this
I hate people who participates in threads like this


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danjama
12-29-2005, 10:59 AM
rest assured we hate you too....

crazyivan1970
12-29-2005, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by danjama:
rest assured we hate you too....

Oh please... i hate myself http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

BSS_Goat
12-29-2005, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by crazyivan1970:
I hate when people start threads like this
I hate people who starts threads like this
I hate people who participates in threads like this


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http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif That's IT! I'm voting JG7_Rall for mod now! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

LStarosta
12-29-2005, 12:34 PM
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airjunkie
12-29-2005, 01:35 PM
anough with the four letter words

lock it!

civildog
12-29-2005, 02:28 PM
I hate you all.

BSS_Goat
12-29-2005, 02:52 PM
UncivilDog

Waldo.Pepper
12-29-2005, 03:56 PM
In all seriousness.


Life is too short to hide the truth, and live an unsatisfying existance. Christmas season is too long and I can't fake smiling for that long so this year I told the truth.

I told my wife that I didn't like her Sister's family and I thought that they were ignorant bigots and that I put up with them for ten years now. In an ideal world I would never have to seen them ever again... but I compromised with her. From now on I would only be going to see them half the time.

Will let you know how it turns out. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

horseback
12-29-2005, 04:39 PM
Horseback's Top Ten Reasons For Hating Christmas:

1. Anal-retentives like my ex-wife who insist upon spoiling it for everyone else by demanding that everything (and I mean every-bloody-thing) has to be just so, and making sure that no one has any peace until it is just so...

2. The annual battles between the ACLU and local governments (and now, with large and medium sized businesses) about the use of the word Christmas or religious symbols instead of their preference, holidays/Santa, or better yet, anything except Christmas or Hanukkah.

3. Retailers who begin promoting their Christmas sales in mid-October, and don't let off the pressure until some time in January.

4. Obnoxious, obscenely wound up (see Number 3 above) children in stores who demand that they be given candy, that their house have this or that special decorations, or that Mommy or Daddy see this or that toy so that Santa can give it to them, or God help us all, run around loose in said stores like so many packs of wolves...

5. Good hearted and otherwise decent people who cannot comprehend that you simply don't have the time, money, or interest to help them out with their annual Christmas party/charity/gift exchange, or worse, try to set you up with their maiden aunt for the New Year's...

6. Ranchera music (or anything else featuring tubas and accordians) played loudly at 1 AM at the neighbors' celebrations...

7. The false annual piety of politicians, news anchors and other hypocrites who ordinarily despise any mention of religious activity.

8. Dogs with fake antlers. Especially small dogs. That's just mean.

9. Made for TV Christmas movies starring the flavor of the month TV 'personality'. How many 'Desperate Housewives' will show up in one this year?

10. Meaningless penny-ante 'Bowl Games' featuring every college team in America that managed 6 wins just so every third rate business can slap their name on it. Let's see, there's the Meineke Muffler Bowl, the MPC Computers Bowl, the Outback Bowl...

cheers

horseback

Enforcer572005
12-29-2005, 08:36 PM
the lousy music....man, i had to turn to the most godawful acid goth rock station in Ga. to find someplace that didnt have it 24/7.

But i like Porky Pig singing Blue Christmas.....Wish i could find a copy of that.

I hate buying some chick thats posed for me some slinky stuff to wear, fully expecting that i will get to do a photo session in my studio, only to find out that she's knocked up....again.

I hate birth control pills because chicks have to have some brain matter to remember to take'em. D@mn. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

And thanks to all you military guys and gals who are taking heat us civies might have to if you werent there. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

zombiewolf92553
12-29-2005, 10:33 PM
I start hating xmas around halloween.I get real nasty about HATING it the week before...the only thing that saves it is the KIDS the very little ones..then its all over in a flash and I calm down.
Then Nascar starts again and the world is OK

WTE_Ibis
12-30-2005, 03:13 AM
I hate Christmas because Santa doesn't bring me what I want.
And that "it's because you were a naughty boy"
is bollocks. That's not the real reason. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif
It's probably because I asked for the Mossie and the old basket didn't have it did he, well stuph him.
I hope his reindeer eat a load of baked beans. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

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