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HotelBushranger
12-05-2007, 07:40 AM
http://truthism.com/

Man, I know where to go for my daily dose of laughter!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

HotelBushranger
12-05-2007, 07:40 AM
http://truthism.com/

Man, I know where to go for my daily dose of laughter!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

MEGILE
12-05-2007, 07:49 AM
Everyone is obsessed with reptiles these days.

erco415
12-05-2007, 08:09 AM
Weren't these guys on 'Land of the Lost?'

Wepps
12-05-2007, 08:33 AM
You know, I remember Edgar Cayce saying in one of his trances that there were creatures from earth that were so far advanced that they moved underground in the last ice age. Furthermore they intended to avoid contact with the emerging human race on earth, though there were some exceptions to this, and these were what have been come to be known as 'Atlantians' though that wasn't their name.

They were supposedly from the Australia/India region when the land masses were still connected, and were called 'Lumanians' or something like that, but could not tolerate the environmental conditions on the planet as the climate changed.

Now, I'm not one to believe everything I hear lol, certainly not the 'reliable truth website' linked.

But surely we don't know everything. I have an open mind, but some of the stuff coming from these freaks is truly hilarious, and furthermore ignorant, of reality. The reality I'm sure is that we were not actually created by aliens, had our DNA manipulated, our religion not created by them, nor did we experience a nuclear war versus aliens 75 million years ago, nor are they the 'God' of the bible or other faiths.

To the DNA thing, it's still a mystery how we came into being. The current belief is that we are not related to the Neanderthal in any way, but suddenly a vastly more intelligent human creature appeared on earth within a period of a hundred years.

There is still no evidence to suggest that such a race as the 'Lumanians' existed on earth. Granted, it was so long ago our ability to find such evidence, even if it hasn't been destroyed over that great period of time, is still not possible.

And so I don't believe a word of it. I for one won't make crazy, nonsensical conjectures about such beings. And as to UFOs, well, who can say?

I've seen things in the sky that are unexplainable, and I've asked the experts. I once was exiting my car, and caught a meteor with a green trail blazing across the sky. It didn't burn up either, just kept on going until it disappeared over the horizon. Others saw it too, so the 'end of a hard day' theory didn't make it past the first gate!

I've seen, on a perfectly clear and windless day, a black storm cloud about the size of a football field in the shape of a nearly perfect ball, with lighting constantly arcing around it, moving at over a hundred miles an hour across the sky at about 1000 feet. When I asked meteorologists about it, they had never heard of any such thing.

This is all very interesting to me. But I see no reason to go off half-cocked and claim anything unreasonable.

These people that read the bible and see 'two women washing dishes, one will be taken one will remain' and say, 'OMG alien abductions!', are just plain freaks with no life and no self respect lol.

MEGILE
12-05-2007, 08:36 AM
The world is 6,000 years old.

T'is fact.

Breeze147
12-05-2007, 08:45 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Megile:
Everyone is obsessed with reptiles these days. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/A1/13/A11332-lg-b.jpg

waffen-79
12-05-2007, 08:51 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">
One cannot travel to the North Pole or to the South Pole for two reasons:

1.) The North Pole and the South Pole do not exist. In their place are polar openings that lead into Inner Earth.

2.) Anyone en route to a polar opening is eventually stopped by Outer Earth guardsmen.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I am Laugh! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

someone quick tell Gen. Lemay that! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">
reptilians
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I thought Zecharia Zitchin said the Annunaki were just like us, at least simmilar, but much more taller http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Divine-Wind
12-05-2007, 08:54 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">
You can see the Reptilians via meditating, using hallucinogenic drugs, and sleep paralysis. However, these are the fourth-dimensional Reptilians, not the third-dimensional ones--but more on all of this later. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
ROFLLOL

Thanks for sharing BushRanger (How's Pops doing?), got a big kick out of that!

Cajun76
12-05-2007, 09:01 AM
I raised my Thetan Level by reading that.

R_Target
12-05-2007, 09:08 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">You have an ego, but you cannot turn it off. So, in this particular instance, you can use your ego in either one of two ways:

1.) Reject the information on this website due to the fact that you do not want to feel like you've been lied to your entire life.

or,

2.) Accept the information on this website, and then use it to make yourself feel superior to other human beings.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

KIMURA
12-05-2007, 09:34 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Megile:
The world is 6,000 years old.

T'is fact. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

........and I always believed Chuck Norris created the world. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

jarink
12-05-2007, 09:53 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KIMURA:
........and I always believed Chuck Norris created the world. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, he just made it a nicer place to live.

han freak solo
12-05-2007, 10:03 AM
D@mn I hate 1 page websites that are ten stories tall. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

I need to reach through the internet and slap that guy.

http://www.brooklyn.cuny.edu/bc/spotlite/slpress/slapped6.jpg

Xiolablu3
12-05-2007, 10:19 AM
SAme stuff David Ike believes in, its probably related to him...

Funny stuff http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

BAG.LordDante
12-05-2007, 10:26 AM
where is RAAAAAID http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Urufu_Shinjiro
12-05-2007, 10:30 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BAG.LordDante:
where is RAAAAAID http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thinking the same thing, he's probably updating the site right now, lol.

jadger
12-05-2007, 10:49 AM
LMAO!!! priceless:

The dinosaurs were created by the Reptilians thousands of years ago, before one of the Reptilians' latest re-starts of civilization. The dinosaurs were used in order to scare off other alien races from coming to Earth, and also to kick out the aliens that were already living on Earth. Once the dinosaurs had served their purpose and the Reptilians had Earth under control again, the dinosaurs were disposed of (i.e., made extinct).

The dinosaurs were not (and are not) a one-time deal, and have been created by the Reptilians (and then subsequently destroyed by them) many times in the past. Moreover, the dinosaur fossils that are found by scientists are only from the latest batch of dinosaurs.

Airmail109
12-05-2007, 10:54 AM
Did you know that the Human Genome Project has declared that we have around 300 genes that do not belong or have evolved from anything on earth. Mainstream scientists believe there was a dna cross with some sort of bacteria.

Others think aliens did it.

IMO both are about as plausible as each other, bacteria altering our DNA sounds just as insane as aliens doing it.

Wepps
12-05-2007, 11:07 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Aimail101:
Did you know that the Human Genome Project has declared that we have around 300 genes that do not belong or have evolved from anything on earth. Mainstream scientists believe there was a dna cross with some sort of bacteria.

Others think aliens did it.

IMO both are about as plausible as each other, bacteria altering our DNA sounds just as insane as aliens doing it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I believe when I originally heard this, it was attributed to some unidentified, major and sudden cataclysmic event that occurred somewhere in our past, in which the human race was nearly destroyed. Because of this, most of the genetics considered humanoid where destroyed as well, funneling our evolution through the small number of remaining population.

This might have been the reason given for this at the time.

Airmail109
12-05-2007, 11:11 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Wepps:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Aimail101:
Did you know that the Human Genome Project has declared that we have around 300 genes that do not belong or have evolved from anything on earth. Mainstream scientists believe there was a dna cross with some sort of bacteria.

Others think aliens did it.

IMO both are about as plausible as each other, bacteria altering our DNA sounds just as insane as aliens doing it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I believe when I originally heard this, it was attributed to some unidentified, major and sudden cataclysmic event that occurred somewhere in our past, in which the human race was nearly destroyed. Because of this, most of the genetics considered humanoid where destroyed as well, funneling our evolution through the small number of remaining population.

This might have been the reason given for this at the time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Still doenst explain well why theres no evoloutionary path for those genes. Those genes do not have the required predecessors on the genomic evolutionary tree.


Maybe though.

Wepps
12-05-2007, 11:14 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Aimail101:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Wepps:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Aimail101:
Did you know that the Human Genome Project has declared that we have around 300 genes that do not belong or have evolved from anything on earth. Mainstream scientists believe there was a dna cross with some sort of bacteria.

Others think aliens did it.

IMO both are about as plausible as each other, bacteria altering our DNA sounds just as insane as aliens doing it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I believe when I originally heard this, it was attributed to some unidentified, major and sudden cataclysmic event that occurred somewhere in our past, in which the human race was nearly destroyed. Because of this, most of the genetics considered humanoid where destroyed as well, funneling our evolution through the small number of remaining population.

This might have been the reason given for this at the time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Still doenst explain well why theres no evoloutionary path for those genes. Those genes do not have the required predecessors on the genomic evolutionary tree.


Maybe though. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think even though the genes themselves are available on the grand scale, something has to trigger them that has to do with the individual.

Something like that.

I'm no expert though what do I know..

MEGILE
12-05-2007, 11:18 AM
We don't fully understand abiogenesis, therefore aliens did it.

Sterling stuff.

Heavy_Weather
12-05-2007, 11:19 AM
this qoute makes perfect sense to me:

"Religion and science are simply forms of control that were created by the ruling elite long before you were born. And thus, it is a shame that after being born on this planet, you were raised on either of those two lies. "

waffen-79
12-05-2007, 11:21 AM
more seriously on the subject

Zecharia Sitchin with the book "The 12th Planet" (amongst others)

have very strong arguments and investigation lines

but that page tis a load or cr@p

Airmail109
12-05-2007, 11:22 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Wepps:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Aimail101:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Wepps:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Aimail101:
Did you know that the Human Genome Project has declared that we have around 300 genes that do not belong or have evolved from anything on earth. Mainstream scientists believe there was a dna cross with some sort of bacteria.

Others think aliens did it.

IMO both are about as plausible as each other, bacteria altering our DNA sounds just as insane as aliens doing it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I believe when I originally heard this, it was attributed to some unidentified, major and sudden cataclysmic event that occurred somewhere in our past, in which the human race was nearly destroyed. Because of this, most of the genetics considered humanoid where destroyed as well, funneling our evolution through the small number of remaining population.

This might have been the reason given for this at the time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Still doenst explain well why theres no evoloutionary path for those genes. Those genes do not have the required predecessors on the genomic evolutionary tree.


Maybe though. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think even though the genes themselves are available on the grand scale, something has to trigger them that has to do with the individual.

Something like that.

I'm no expert though what do I know.. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah I'm not expert either, but I'm pretty certain that genes dont evolve that fast. And on an evoloutionary timescale, the time it took those genes to show up was very very very short. To short by sciences standards. They basically suddenly appeared. Most scientists are saying it was cuased by a horizontal insertion of DNA from bacteria.

Perhaps it was some monster of a disease, that nearly wiped out humans?

Wepps
12-05-2007, 11:22 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Megile:
We don't fully understand abiogenesis, therefore aliens did it.

Sterling stuff. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I personally think the whole topic is ironic, given Darwin was found alive...

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/200...71205?hub=TopStories (http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20071205/uk_canoeist_071205/20071205?hub=TopStories)

jadger
12-05-2007, 11:23 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Religion and science are simply forms of control that were created by the ruling elite long before you were born. And thus, it is a shame that after being born on this planet, you were raised on either of those two lies </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

So... because those two are lies, that means aliens did it? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


and that unidentified, major and sudden cataclysmic event that occurred somewhere in our past, in which the human race was nearly destroyed was Dinosaurs, the aliens let them go again http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Wepps
12-05-2007, 11:27 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jadger:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Religion and science are simply forms of control that were created by the ruling elite long before you were born. And thus, it is a shame that after being born on this planet, you were raised on either of those two lies </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

So... because those two are lies, that means aliens did it? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


and that unidentified, major and sudden cataclysmic event that occurred somewhere in our past, in which the human race was nearly destroyed was Dinosaurs, the aliens let them go again http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think they stated that there was only one reason for it, and the life-ending event on earth could be the only reasonable explanation.

That isn't to say aliens didn't do it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif lol

polak5
12-05-2007, 11:32 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jarink:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KIMURA:
........and I always believed Chuck Norris created the world. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, he just made it a nicer place to live. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Heard God wanted 10 days to create the universe, but Chuck Norris only gave him 6

Heavy_Weather
12-05-2007, 11:33 AM
and most fit in with this one too:

"Naturally, since you have been lied to about reality your entire life, any truthful revelations contradicting your false worldview may indeed appear to be far-fetched. But, to make things even worse, human beings are stubborn creatures who let their egos override everything else: Instead of learning about new information that does not fit within your current worldview, you would rather exercise your ego by letting others know what is and is not possible, merely based upon your personal knowledge and feeble understanding of what actually exists."

Sound familiar? It's quite amazing to me that some people could argue with a nail with strong conviction. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Breeze147
12-05-2007, 12:13 PM
Argue with a nail? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

flyingloon
12-05-2007, 12:18 PM
my, someone does have a hefty messianic/superiority complex, with a huge dose of establishment paranoia. someone get the happy-happy white coat out.

"All suns (i.e., stars) are cubes. Darkness intentionally designed the universe like this because on a metaphysical level, cubes (or more specifically, their 90-degree right angles) create strife, confrontation, and confusion"
destroy the evil right angles! everything shall be curved!

Swivet
12-05-2007, 12:43 PM
The concept of an alien master/creator is
considered to be the ultimate crazy fantasy.

Strangely enough, though, here on Earth, the concept of an imaginary god is perfectly acceptable, and is by no means considered to be the "ultimate crazy fantasy." Yet, the concept of aliens is taboo, and is ultra-ridiculed by society in a freakish "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil"-type fashion." http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif



Ironic isn't it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif.......That's an interesting site.

striker-85
12-05-2007, 02:01 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Aimail101:
Did you know that the Human Genome Project has declared that we have around 300 genes that do not belong or have evolved from anything on earth. Mainstream scientists believe there was a dna cross with some sort of bacteria.

Others think aliens did it.

IMO both are about as plausible as each other, bacteria altering our DNA sounds just as insane as aliens doing it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do you have any scientific links to this info, it sounds pretty interesting?

I did a quick Google search and couldn't find anything on it (Hmm, maybe Google is actually controlled by the aliens...), I did find this though:

http://www.txtwriter.com/Backgrounders/Genomics/Genomicspage1.html

<span class="ev_code_YELLOW">Humans have only 300 genes that have no counterpart in the mouse genome. This suggests that when an ape genome is sequenced, it will possess practically all of the genes that humans do. </span>


.

Airmail109
12-05-2007, 02:22 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by striker-85:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Aimail101:
Did you know that the Human Genome Project has declared that we have around 300 genes that do not belong or have evolved from anything on earth. Mainstream scientists believe there was a dna cross with some sort of bacteria.

Others think aliens did it.

IMO both are about as plausible as each other, bacteria altering our DNA sounds just as insane as aliens doing it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do you have any scientific links to this info, it sounds pretty interesting?

I did a quick Google search and couldn't find anything on it (Hmm, maybe Google is actually controlled by the aliens...), I did find this though:

http://www.txtwriter.com/Backgrounders/Genomics/Genomicspage1.html

<span class="ev_code_YELLOW">Humans have only 300 genes that have no counterpart in the mouse genome. This suggests that when an ape genome is sequenced, it will possess practically all of the genes that humans do. </span>


. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

For starters, here http://www.davidsuzuki.org/About_us/Dr_David_Suzuki/Art...s/weekly02230101.asp (http://www.davidsuzuki.org/About_us/Dr_David_Suzuki/Article_Archives/weekly02230101.asp)

and http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_ud...c53d0e9c6d676513e0c2 (http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_udi=B6TD0-42XBRNK-S&_user=10&_coverDate=05%2F01%2F2001&_rdoc=1&_fmt=&_orig=search&_sort=d&view=c&_acct=C000050221&_version=1&_urlVersion=0&_userid=10&md5=ede26833162cc53d0e9c6d676513e0c2)

http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=187805

Covino
12-05-2007, 02:27 PM
I, for one, welcome our new reptilian overlords.

Airmail109
12-05-2007, 02:29 PM
and also this is a very nice article http://www.guardian.co.uk/genes/article/0,2763,436739,00.html

so no one can accuse me of using dodgey sources

BrotherVoodoo
12-05-2007, 02:32 PM
That was something different. Things that make you go hmmmm. The hyroglyphics of the aircraft I found very interesting. That one looked like a modern chopper.

striker-85
12-05-2007, 02:40 PM
Thanks for the links Airmail but I was looking for something that talks about this specifically:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Originally posted by Aimail101:
Did you know that the Human Genome Project has declared that we have around 300 genes that do not belong or have evolved from anything on earth. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Do you have any links on this?

The closest I could see from the links you posted was this:

<span class="ev_code_YELLOW">We also share some 233 genes with bacterium that are not found in the genomes of the fruit fly, the worm or yeast. So at some point in our evolutionary history, our ancestors must have taken on bacterial genes, or vice versa.</span>

But this doesn't imply that the genes didnt evolove from natural processes on the Earth.

The topic you mention about the 300 genes of no natural origin sounds pretty interesting and I'd like to read more about it.

Thanks!

Airmail109
12-05-2007, 02:45 PM
Of no origin bar possibly some bacteria, which some scientists argue contracted it from humans anyway. The whole theory of horizontal insertion is very dubious, so its even contested whether humans got it from bacteria.

The important thing is that THOSE 233 bacteria (not 300 i remembered incorectly) nor any relatives of those genese are completely missing in the invertebrate phase of eveoloution.

Meaning two things: Humans were genetically modified on purpose, or we were genetically modified by accident through bacteria.

Either way we were genetically modified. Those sources are perfectly relevant, I hope you understand them.

DuxCorvan
12-05-2007, 02:46 PM
Those 300 unidentified genes are probably mine. I am sorry. You know, guys, when I have to do it, I have to do it.

But I don't intend to pay child support to all of you, mmmh? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

ArendAkelig
12-05-2007, 02:51 PM
The earth is 150 years old and does not age, everyone knows that.

R_Target
12-05-2007, 03:33 PM
The whole thing is becoming clearer now.

http://i12.tinypic.com/82tkawm.gif

HotelBushranger
12-06-2007, 01:25 AM
LOL! Priceless http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Dad's better now thanks Divine-Wind, up and about, still working at home but isn't in the complete overriding pain he was in before http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

MEGILE
12-06-2007, 02:10 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by R_Target:
The whole thing is becoming clearer now.

http://i12.tinypic.com/82tkawm.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO!11

PikeBishop
12-06-2007, 03:14 AM
Dear All,
Let's wind things up a bit to a new level..........I think a WOMAN wrote that page.........it's definitly a WOMAN'S way of thinking!
Best regards,
A. Male.

HotelBushranger
12-06-2007, 03:25 AM
I agree, especially this passage:

"Instead of learning about new information that does not fit within your current worldview, you would rather exercise your ego by letting others know what is and is not possible, merely based upon your personal knowledge and feeble understanding of what actually exists."

Seems to be very womanly writing http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DuxCorvan
12-06-2007, 04:52 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HotelBushranger:
I agree, especially this passage:

"Instead of learning about new information that does not fit within your current worldview, you would rather exercise your ego by letting others know what is and is not possible, merely based upon your personal knowledge and feeble understanding of what actually exists."

Seems to be very womanly writing http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'd say more: sh's some resentful b*tch. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

You got to love this reasoning:

"You people claim that you need proof in order to believe something. OK, great. That's perfectly understandable. However, in actuality, YOU ARE LYING. What you really mean is that you need proof only when it comes to believing this information. Whereas, you don't need proof in order to believe an authority figure. This is the ultimate case of selective reasoning.

How do you know that the leaders of this world are not aliens? That's right, you have absolutely no proof at all! Have you ever met them and examined their bodies, etc.? No, you haven't. Oh, but wait, you worship authority, and so you believe whatever they tell you."

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

- So, instead of proving that something EXIST, you have to prove that something does NOT. Now, as the number of things that do NOT exist are infinite, you have to discard infinite things before you can say anything.

For example, how do you know that the leaders of this world are not made of cheese? That's right, you don't have no proof at all! Have you ever met them and examined their bodies, etc.? No, you haven't.

So... they must be made of cheese. In the case of Bush, Jr., I'd say Camembert. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Wepps
12-06-2007, 05:28 AM
Better to use the example of another woman:

"You're cheating."

"No I'm not."

"Prove it."

han freak solo
12-06-2007, 12:14 PM
This thread now needs a nutcracker. (http://hillarynutcracker.com/)

potpie69
12-06-2007, 02:54 PM
It's an alien conspiracy, I should know,I've been fighting them for centuries.

fabianfred
12-06-2007, 06:33 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by waffen-79:
more seriously on the subject

Zecharia Sitchin with the book "The 12th Planet" (amongst others)

have very strong arguments and investigation lines

but that page tis a load or cr@p </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I must admit that, to me, the works of Zecharia Sitchin ... and Edgar Cayce and Lobsang Rampa, all sound more plausible than the theories expounded in the Bible and the Theory of Evolution...

fabianfred
12-06-2007, 06:44 PM
....But then.... I've been a Buddhist for thirty years... and we believe that the time from the Big bang to the Big Squeeze is called one Aeon... and new Big Bangs and Aeons follow...ad infinitum..

When the Buddha was asked how many such Aeons had gone past...he replied with a simile..."Take the River Ganges, from its source in the Himalayas until it reaches the sea"..."How many grains of sand lie between.....more than this are the number of Aeons which have gone past"..... "Long enough for you to be tired of the constant wandering on... and being reborn into states of suffering...."

tagTaken2
12-07-2007, 01:02 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BAG.LordDante:
where is RAAAAAID http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Seriously, dude?

Your wife left you over this game?