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flockzap
09-05-2006, 03:54 PM
S!

It´s about types of aircraft after all...


"Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a
pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.
It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and
says, "Pierre, kiss me!"
Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She
smiles and they start kissing.
Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of C******nay and pours it on
her breasts.
"Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"
She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really
steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much lower!"
Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her
lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie
throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE,
WHAT IN THE F#@ K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"
Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I
go down, I go down in flames!"


Flockzap

flockzap
09-05-2006, 03:54 PM
S!

It´s about types of aircraft after all...


"Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a
pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.
It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and
says, "Pierre, kiss me!"
Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She
smiles and they start kissing.
Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of C******nay and pours it on
her breasts.
"Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"
She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really
steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much lower!"
Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her
lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie
throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE,
WHAT IN THE F#@ K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"
Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I
go down, I go down in flames!"


Flockzap

TheGozr
09-05-2006, 04:01 PM
Funny.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

tigertalon
09-05-2006, 04:05 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Divine-Wind
09-05-2006, 04:11 PM
"IF I GO DOWN, I GO DOWN IN FLAMES!"
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

flockzap
09-05-2006, 04:19 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Divine-Wind:
"IF I GO DOWN, I GO DOWN IN FLAMES!"
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The only way to go he he

p1ngu666
09-05-2006, 04:30 PM
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HerrGraf
09-05-2006, 09:32 PM
Older than the hills and twice as dusty!

LStarosta
09-05-2006, 09:42 PM
Grilled catfish anyone?

Feathered_IV
09-05-2006, 10:01 PM
Go down too fast though, and the flaps get jammed http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

BiscuitKnight
09-06-2006, 02:05 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
Go down too fast though, and the flaps get jammed http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That one hit me so hard I'm still trying not to picture it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Feathered_IV
09-06-2006, 05:35 AM
Yeah, it's just totally Garros. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

CrazySchmidt
09-06-2006, 06:44 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

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CrazySchmidt
09-06-2006, 06:46 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
Go down too fast though, and the flaps get jammed http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Aint that the truth!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

CS. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

BiscuitKnight
09-06-2006, 07:19 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
Yeah, it's just totally Garros. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I found the antidote!

http://www.larrycarlson.com/

Feathered_IV
09-06-2006, 07:24 AM
What the Fonck?