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Tantalus227
12-19-2009, 12:56 PM
You're driving through the country, see a tall building, point at it and exclaim 'Viewpoint!'

Tantalus227
12-19-2009, 12:56 PM
You're driving through the country, see a tall building, point at it and exclaim 'Viewpoint!'

jimbo11235813
12-19-2009, 01:01 PM
...you jump from a three story building onto a mugger or the postman.

TheEpicWolf
12-19-2009, 01:06 PM
When you insist on wearing a white hoodie with the hood up everywhere.....

Atkamon
12-19-2009, 01:17 PM
When you see two people standing or walking next to each other, and the only thing you can think about, is assassinating them with double hidden bladeshttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Tantalus227
12-19-2009, 01:36 PM
You wonder who in the world is the current holder of the pieces of eden

TommyWay
12-19-2009, 01:56 PM
If you're looking for more feathers in real-life if you can't find them all of 'em in-game

Grey_FoxMGH
12-19-2009, 02:00 PM
when you do this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM

Assassin_M
12-19-2009, 02:00 PM
when u want to scale evry building u see and when my PS 3 freezes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

TommyWay
12-19-2009, 02:04 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Grey_FoxMGH:
when you do this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

WHAHAHAHAHA I laughed me *** off on that one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Avl521
12-19-2009, 03:07 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Grey_FoxMGH:
when you do this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!!!!!!!
you know you've played too much AC when you remember you need outlets... besides ******s off course.
Also when you decide that throwing yourself off a building is not called suicide but a "leap of faith"

senile old coot
12-19-2009, 05:06 PM
when you check pigeons to see if they carry assassination contract missions



P.S. lololol at that video XD

assassinato_862
12-19-2009, 05:07 PM
You know if you have played too much Assassin's Creed when you:...
Practice Counter/ Attack moves from the game.
Try to build a hidden blade.
Got fluent in Italian with AC2.

Altaio
12-19-2009, 05:13 PM
When you look at the buildings around you and see a series of footholds that you say Altair/Ezio could climb in order to reach the roof.

TheEpicWolf
12-19-2009, 05:35 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Altaio:
When you look at the buildings around you and see a series of footholds that you say Altair/Ezio could climb in order to reach the roof. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I do that with every building i see it's awesome but weirds my friends out http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

When you insult people in Italian and call everyone Fesso when they do something stupid lol

edwardkidd33
12-19-2009, 05:45 PM
when you see something in the shape of the "teardrop" in the assassins creed symbol and say "omg assassins live there!!!"

or

When your facebook status says "nothing is true, everything is permitted"...and no one likes it .... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Tantalus227
12-20-2009, 04:27 AM
when you walk through town and subconsciously notice hiding spot....

2 people sat on bench to the right....

flower bed up ahead....


and you've prepared your escape route should anyone notice you

TheEpicWolf
12-20-2009, 04:49 AM
When you think you can assassinate someone from anywhere with anything...... like a snowball

itsamea-mario
12-20-2009, 05:46 AM
when you break your legs because you thought that birds perched on the edge of a building meant it was safe to jump.

the amolang
12-20-2009, 06:50 AM
When you walk into random groups of people.
When you walk around buildings looking for entrances into assassin tombs
When you squint because your trying to use Eagle Vision
When you start swearing in Italian
When you pick up sand and throw it at people
When you start asking your parents if you have an Uncle Mario

jimbo11235813
12-20-2009, 07:11 AM
When you check every pigeon you see for a message from Lorenzo de' Medici.

magesupermaster
12-20-2009, 08:57 AM
when you pass a security guard slowly
when you cut yourself in the lips to make a scar
when you start building a homemade Animus

senile old coot
12-20-2009, 09:30 AM
when you name your trusty potato peeler Bianca and have an intimate relationship with it.

Dreams-Of-Glass
12-20-2009, 10:15 AM
1) When you try and act out certain scenes in the game (and fail big time)

Guy1: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif Okay, Vieri and his friends stay THAT far. So here's this rock and throw it, I want that scar.

Guy2: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif Are you sure? I have a bad aim and-

Guy1: JUST DO IT! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Guy2 says Vieri's line (badly and with a thick accent) then he throws the rock at his friend.

Guy1: AHHH! YOU HIT ME IN THE EYE!

Guy2: http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif So-sorry! Let's do it again?

They re-do it.

Guy1: ARRGH! YOU HIT ME IN THE GROIN! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

The evil cycle continues...

2)When you begin to bend down your left ring finger to show your allegiance to the assassins.

Koemi
12-20-2009, 11:24 AM
- when you run you run like Ezio when he's dashing
- when you curse you start using phrases like fortitti, pezzo di merda, via a farti fottere, so on.
- you get a set of throwing knives and practicing at home using the dashboard

senile old coot
12-20-2009, 11:29 AM
you try to do the leap of faith in games where jumping off of buildings is simply unadvisable.

nicky117
12-20-2009, 03:15 PM
when you think that you can do a leap of faith from a big sign into a pile of dirt

OSnailsO
12-20-2009, 04:00 PM
When you create a gang with the same creed but with a combination of assassin and your religion and try to make the assassins look like good people

example: Sins of the Cross
^^^^^^^^^^
Don't take that example!!!!!!!! It's my gang's name!!!!!!!!

EzioAssassin51
12-20-2009, 05:30 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by amolang:
When you start swearing in Italian

When you start asking your parents if you have an Uncle Mario </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

In regards to others...
I do see buildings and think whether or not i can climb them... I think whether or not i could assassinate people... i do swear in Italian

and... wait for it... I (being Italian) seriously have an Uncle Luigi (Uncle Lou!) lol!


Anyway...

When you are walking behind someone you do an assassination move on them (but not actually touching them)

When You look up Assassins Creed everyday on the internet

TheEpicWolf
12-20-2009, 05:55 PM
When you ask everyone you see if they could make a hidden blade for you.

I have and people look at me like i'm crazy

the amolang
12-20-2009, 06:27 PM
When you look at bar codes as if they are glyphs.

Randy 355
12-20-2009, 07:41 PM
When you experiment with different kinds of medicine to see what will cause people to flail in a dangerous manner.

When you start watching free-running videos on youtube and say, I want to do that...

Bampire
12-20-2009, 08:08 PM
When you listen to "Ezio's Family" song over and over then feeling sad and depressed for thinking about what happened to Ezio, and remind yourself how amazing the AC games are. Then wishing they'd hurry up and make the next game. ;-;

When you listen to the AC1 and AC2 soundtrack every time you log on.

Pendragon_082
12-20-2009, 11:08 PM
When you and your friends bend back your ring fingers as a secret handshake, and try to teach yourselves to fight like Ezio.

the amolang
12-21-2009, 12:17 AM
When you go to bed and think "Ezio doesn't need to sleep..."

Bampire
12-21-2009, 01:35 AM
When you're addicted to the soundtrack of 1 and 2.

Blood-drop
12-21-2009, 03:12 AM
When you start asking where lenardo lives

When you start ssaying gods are the first civlistation and you brakeing the vatigan to prove it

Koemi
12-21-2009, 07:03 AM
when you start making the Creed's logo into/onto everything you have: decal sticker on your vehicle, cell phone stickers, wallpaper, coffee mugs...

enz0ablo
12-21-2009, 09:32 AM
when you blow your hand off by taping a sawnoff to your wrist

Dreams-Of-Glass
12-21-2009, 03:46 PM
When something breaks or you need help with something you'd go to Leonardo (but he's not alive *sniff*)

godsmack_darius
12-21-2009, 06:04 PM
In large crowds you randomley push people out the way and people ask what you are doing and you say its "gentle push"

senile old coot
12-21-2009, 07:43 PM
when you make reference to pieces of eden in history lectures.

vivoboi38
12-22-2009, 08:07 AM
When you lost your virginity to this girl whom YOU call Cristina Vespucci

altair4567
12-22-2009, 08:49 AM
When u look up ur family tree and beg to god that ur related to altair or ezio.

When u go to Italy and try and break into the Vatican to see the Vault.

When u try and assassinate an important political figure thinking that they are corrupt and in league with the Templars.

When u amputate ur ring finger to accomodate a hidden blade.

When u go to Masyaf and see if the Brotherhood building still stands.

Celya
12-22-2009, 09:21 AM
When you do this...http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l302/Celya_2006/IMAG0005-1.jpg

altair4567
12-22-2009, 12:41 PM
lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

TooLazy4Name
12-22-2009, 12:45 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by altair4567:
When u look up ur family tree and beg to god that ur related to altair or ezio.

When u go to Italy and try and break into the Vatican to see the Vault.

When u try and assassinate an important political figure thinking that they are corrupt and in league with the Templars.

When u amputate ur ring finger to accomodate a hidden blade.

When u go to Masyaf and see if the Brotherhood building still stands. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Masyaf is a real place? WICKED!

OSnailsO
12-22-2009, 01:29 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Celya:
When you do this...http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l302/Celya_2006/IMAG0005-1.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I want one...

When you get an "A" in history for using stuff you learned in assassin's creed. My parents are so proud of my "A"!

GaM3r_010
12-22-2009, 07:17 PM
Honestly, after reading all these posts, I think I am playing WAY TOO MUCH Assassin's Creed...

GaM3r_010
12-22-2009, 07:19 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Croson-5:
When you start watching free-running videos on youtube and say, I want to do that... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Honestly, free-running is VERY cool. Who doesn't want to jump off buildings or structures land and go into a sommersault and keep running?

GaM3r_010
12-22-2009, 07:22 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Grey_FoxMGH:
when you do this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
...I'm embarrassed to be part of the human race...

Bampire
12-22-2009, 07:25 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GaM3r_010:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Grey_FoxMGH:
when you do this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
...I'm embarrassed to be part of the human race... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/facepalm.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFPN_RubrFwjNuTznAGBBN45771-w

-

When you see an ad for AC2, you gotta stop what you're doing and watch it from beginning to end.

When you see something about "Templars" on National Geographic and History channel it's a must watch.

senile old coot
12-22-2009, 07:30 PM
when you repeatedly counterkill a blowup doll.

SpyderNynja
12-23-2009, 01:16 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GaM3r_010:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Croson-5:
When you start watching free-running videos on youtube and say, I want to do that... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Honestly, free-running is VERY cool. Who doesn't want to jump off buildings or structures land and go into a sommersault and keep running? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Off-Topic: I do do that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

On Topic:

When you check the place you stash money in your house to see if any income has been received from your neighborhood.

When you see someone run past you and tackle him and steal his wallet. Then when you're arrested and questioned you tell the cops, "I thought he was a Borgia courier."

(if you're in school) When you stare at the scribbles left on the desks and try to decipher them by squinting really hard.

When you begin collecting feathers in a box in your mother's bedroom. After collecting fifty, you ask your uncle to buy you a hammer. After 100, you ask your mom to sew you a cape with your last name and the words, "Pick A Fight With Me At All Times" on it.

When you break into a sewer in search of Assassin Seals.

When you get hospitalized and say you're okay because your last health square isn't completely empty.

When you toss some gang members $150 and expect them to cover you.

When you toss loose change to distract police and attract peasants. (this works in some parts of Manhattan http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif)

Nateness
12-23-2009, 09:00 AM
When you actually sit there and contemplate whether or not you're going to have to learn to be an assassin for one day, when the world begins to crumble, economy falls into shambles, and life seems to turn towards relentless government power, you will need to form an alliance with strangers to survive.

Yeah, inorite?

(Edit) This actually reminds me of something I put in one of my short stories.

"Everything is the same and will continue to depend upon other unoriginal ideas to fester more webs; to spin more lies, which in fact, are as unoriginal as everything else." Loool. I have no idea where this comes into play, and is most likely off topic, but oh well. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

P459
12-23-2009, 11:20 AM
When you take on five police officers armed with nothing but your homemade hidden blade and then try to escape by jumping into the water.

beatledude210
12-23-2009, 03:31 PM
When you dig up Rodrigo Borgia's body and stab it repeatedly with an attempted hidden blade replica in front of all the people at the Vatican

Bampire
12-23-2009, 06:51 PM
When you continuously search for Parody videos of AC1 and AC2.

When you Download the soundtrack to AC1 and 2 on your MP3/iPod.

beatledude210
12-23-2009, 07:38 PM
when you attempt to air assassinate someone and you break your leg when you hit the ground and get cursed at by your target and get kicked


When you give a ****** some money and tell them to go seduce someone

TooLazy4Name
12-23-2009, 10:54 PM
when you attempt to write stuff in blood on the walls, only to be sent to a mental institute and put in the foam yellow room for the rest of your life ^.^

Gompargo
12-24-2009, 08:29 AM
When you take your students to a virtual reality cave and during the demonstration of a virtual city you keep looking for haystacks when high up a building.

Akssz
12-24-2009, 10:17 AM
When you start hiring groups of *****s and send 'em onto security guards.

Akssz
12-24-2009, 10:19 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by altair4567:
When u look up ur family tree and beg to god that ur related to altair or ezio.

(...) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think ezio and altaļr are from the same family tree, my friend ;D.
And i'm sure pretty everyone wants to be related to them.

Akssz
12-24-2009, 10:21 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GaM3r_010:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Croson-5:
When you start watching free-running videos on youtube and say, I want to do that... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Honestly, free-running is VERY cool. Who doesn't want to jump off buildings or structures land and go into a sommersault and keep running? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I actually DO freerunning XD.
Highest building I scaled was 120 ft..
Lol. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Edit: Sorry for triple post http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

SpyderNynja
12-25-2009, 02:38 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Akssz:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GaM3r_010:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Croson-5:
When you start watching free-running videos on youtube and say, I want to do that... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Honestly, free-running is VERY cool. Who doesn't want to jump off buildings or structures land and go into a sommersault and keep running? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I actually DO freerunning XD.
Highest building I scaled was 120 ft..
Lol. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Edit: Sorry for triple post http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't know if you saw my post but that makes two of us http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

The-Shadow-One
12-25-2009, 03:16 AM
When you squeal loudly when you get a other AC game&gt;.&gt;


I just got AC2 for Christmas!

bladencrowd
12-25-2009, 09:21 AM
When you steal money from charities, bomb an orphanage, murder a bunch of kittens, assassinate the president, become an Arsenal fan then in court you use "Nothing is True, everything is permitted." as an excuse.

OzDavis
12-25-2009, 09:40 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bladencrowd:
...become an Arsenal fan... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Mioaw!... like that's just so heinous! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

IEzioI
12-25-2009, 10:31 AM
when you where you ezio cosplay to christmas dinner.

Bampire
12-26-2009, 02:14 AM
When every time you see the ending of AC2, or play the ending you're always sad.. Sad because such a great game had to end there, but looking forward to the upcoming DLC.. But still depressed because how beautifully done this game was. Depressed because the story was satisfying and that Ezio's story has ended for the best (Not saying he's dead).

I didn't play through it again, yet.. But I watched someone play through it, since that's very amusing to do every once in a while. Just rewatching that ending, and having "Ezio's Family" song from the soudntrack play just made me a little sad. But that's a good thing. It's the first game that made me feel that way, and that is awesome.

Another Kudos to the UbiSoft team. &lt;3

-

Edit:

Just found this, not sure if anyone posted this.. But, it's so awesomely done.

--When you make a Hidden Blade! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR2quMM5TtQ

BK-110
12-26-2009, 05:02 PM
@Bampire: I know what you mean, I always get a little sad when Ezio and Federico are talking on the top of that tower, "Ezio's Family" playing in the background: "It is a great life we lead, brother.", "May it never change...", "And may it never change us...".

Besides: You know when you've played too much Assassin's Creed when you want to hug your copy of ACII after getting it returned when you've lent it to a friend for a week... Wait, I did that just today... &gt;_&gt;

Bampire
12-28-2009, 06:34 PM
When you have silly conversations with your best friend..

Bampire I love it when people draw Ezio/Desmond/Altair doing Carameldansen xD It's ****ing awesome.

Elurien Hahaha wtf?
Pokemon's creed
XD
I see the Carameldansen around alot about AC lately actually
I figured there'd just be one that was popular
hah seems everyone has their own
Now, poison a BUNCH of people WHILE they Carameldansen
THAT is the best dance party

Bampire Yes, create the best Assassin's creed dance party.

Elurien Hahahahhaa
MOAR POISON!

Bampire I ****in' love the poison XD

Elurien I swear it'll be an Assassin olympic sport
Whoever gets the best poison score
XD

Bampire *Poisons a Brute.. Or 5... Tosses a few 20 coins on the ground. Watching the hordes of people run in for the gold and dying in the process.* MWAHAHA.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Elurien HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHa
HAAHAHAHA
AND HE TAEKS THE GOLD

Tantalus227
01-01-2010, 11:31 AM
Urgh.... I acutally did this yesterday...

I was walking past the cathedral in my town when I stopped and started staring at it. At which point I realised in my head I was planning the best way up to the view point (the random scaffolding up the side helped!). And also where the glyph and feather would be. I need to stop playing this game for a while I think!

Although, I must post a picture of the cathedral because it is the perfect Assassins Creed building!

AMuppetMatt
01-01-2010, 01:40 PM
Definately when every time I closed my eyes and saw a vision of me fighting with swords... or a person randomly glowing... that and you start speaking in an Italian accent in real life, and calling Venice Venetzia... had to hit myself at that point http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Bampire
01-01-2010, 02:16 PM
When you talk about the hilarity and awesomeness you get from the games, in an MMO. Lastnight this random person in the MMO I play (Guild Wars) and I were paraphrasing lines from the game(s), and talking about the funny videos on YT.

silver_015
01-01-2010, 03:33 PM
- when you think templars are afteyou
- when you play as ezio in ur daydreams without the animus (bleeding effect)-(lol its true!)
-when you dd somethign wrong in real life you by moving slowly pretend to desyncronise

Bampire
01-01-2010, 06:58 PM
I totally agree with you! The Bleeding effect is so true. I jokingly say that "I've been in the animus too long, so right now I'm an assassin *stabby*" For when I'm playing my MMO, that is.

When one would see a Warrior (On Guild Wars) wearing Templar armor you'd post "./stab &lt;namehere&gt;" in all chat.

Drakonous505
01-01-2010, 08:52 PM
You know you've been playing to much Assassin's Creed when your Senior quote in your year book is "Nothing is true. Everything is permitted."

agentofwraith
01-02-2010, 03:34 AM
When you get into an argument with your history professor about the validity of assassin tombs and there whereabouts.

Tantalus227
01-02-2010, 05:09 AM
I saw something on the news the other day, the archbishop of somewhere was talking about something (doesn't really matter what), and he said something that just made me instictively think O_O The Catholic Church doesn't have a piece of eden! We can fight this!

Then remembered... it's not real... is it? I don't know anymore... I'm starting to feel like subject sixteen, time to paint my flat with my blood I think!! ;-)

itsamea-mario
01-02-2010, 10:31 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AMuppetMatt:
Definately when every time I closed my eyes and saw a vision of me fighting with swords... or a person randomly glowing... that and you start speaking in an Italian accent in real life, and calling Venice Venetzia... had to hit myself at that point http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

i did that, i started speaking italian,I DONT KNOW ITALIAN i realised i was just copying the game replacing very good with va bene, also going to your friends house and the first thing you do is climb on his roof.

TheEpicWolf
01-02-2010, 11:32 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">- when you think templars are afteyou </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I KNOW they are http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

I've also been using Italian phrases from in game and some i looked up http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

@itsamea-mario i too have been using Va bene alot :L

II_Goonah_II
01-02-2010, 12:30 PM
When your on top of a very high building a see a small pile of leaves at the bottom and think about jumping into them.

RipYourSpineOut
01-02-2010, 01:35 PM
Note that I've done the following http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

~Go to a mall, and sit on a bench exactly the way Ezio/Altair sit. Bonus points if there's 2 other people with you, and you are in the middle. Extra points if you wear a hood....which I all had at the time.

~Take up free-running/Parkour

~You at least attempt to make a hidden blade. (I just cut a 30cm ruler to have a dull point and put it in my sleeve, forcing me to manually shove my arm forward to make the ruler come out.)

~You defend the fact that Assassin's Creed is one of the most awesome franchises ever to your death (Sort of got into an argument when a guy thought that AC2 would suck ballsack compared to Modern Warfare 2)

~Download Assassin's Creed videos and Music to your iPod.

Drakonous505
01-02-2010, 03:21 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
Note that I've done the following http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

~Go to a mall, and sit on a bench exactly the way Ezio/Altair sit. Bonus points if there's 2 other people with you, and you are in the middle. Extra points if you wear a hood....which I all had at the time.

~Take up free-running/Parkour

~You at least attempt to make a hidden blade. (I just cut a 30cm ruler to have a dull point and put it in my sleeve, forcing me to manually shove my arm forward to make the ruler come out.)

~You defend the fact that Assassin's Creed is one of the most awesome franchises ever to your death (Sort of got into an argument when a guy thought that AC2 would suck ballsack compared to Modern Warfare 2)

~Download Assassin's Creed videos and Music to your iPod. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OMFG I've done all of that too O.O
except the part about being inbetween two people on the bench xD But I still sit like Altair and Ezio... I did that today infact xD
As for the hidden blade I have a mock up one that actually works xD


You know you play too much Assassin's Creed when you buy a book series that has an assassin on its cover xD

^Did that today too xD

silver_015
01-03-2010, 01:18 AM
when you starts saying Nothing is true, everything is permited to your friends or to others

when you begine to make montage videos on youtube

itsamea-mario
01-03-2010, 03:47 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by silver_015:
when you starts saying Nothing is true, everything is permited to your friends or to others

when you begine to make montage videos on youtube </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

i too have made a montage you watch my montage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KSEWEFuOm0

also when you perch on a wall waering a white hood looking down on all below.

kingbren08
01-03-2010, 04:03 AM
awesome awesome awesome video, could you make a montage of all the slaps in AC1 and 2 while playing how i met your mother's 'you just got slapped' me and my friends had an idea for this a while ago but we dont have the skill to make a montage but from your video itsamea mario you clearly do so if you decide to make it post onto this thread

also you know you've played too much when you pretend your hamburger broke your straw in two and then hit it with one half and stick the other half into it

when you think that all the judges from dragon's den are templars and the contestants are assasins trying to get close enough to strike

when you think spongebob characters are talking in code about killing templars

EtnoResearcher
01-04-2010, 12:30 PM
When you look at a building and think about how to get up.

When you see the postman at your house and believe it's the borgia messenger and tackles him.

Bhadva_back
01-04-2010, 12:34 PM
when you have sex with anna

nitres15
01-04-2010, 01:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...SsEI&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWBfJXMSsEI&feature=related)
this maybe ?

SUBJ3CT DELTA
01-04-2010, 02:49 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TheEpicWolf:
When you insist on wearing a white hoodie with the hood up everywhere..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

duncand3000
01-04-2010, 02:49 PM
You start holding 'R1 + X' and trying to run up walls on COD.

itsamea-mario
01-05-2010, 06:43 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kingbren08:
awesome awesome awesome video, could you make a montage of all the slaps in AC1 and 2 while playing how i met your mother's 'you just got slapped' me and my friends had an idea for this a while ago but we dont have the skill to make a montage but from your video itsamea mario you clearly do so if you decide to make it post onto this thread. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

thanks, good idea but, what slaps?

ACExTHEGAME
01-05-2010, 07:05 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by amolang:
When you walk into random groups of people.
When you walk around buildings looking for entrances into assassin tombs
When you squint because your trying to use Eagle Vision
When you start swearing in Italian
When you pick up sand and throw it at people
When you start asking your parents if you have an Uncle Mario </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LLF

sertorm
01-05-2010, 01:24 PM
When you realize your not going to need a tour guide on your next trip to Florence or Venice.

"Look honey, the Palazzo De Medici.."

Brett_Master5
01-05-2010, 02:14 PM
When you wholeheartedly agree that Jesus Christ was a Templar.

Bampire
01-06-2010, 12:57 AM
@Brett_M. - That's hilarious.

When you flick your wrist, and then remember you don't have a hidden blade.

When you watch "Sherlock Holmes" and see the Hidden Gun you instantly think Assassin's Creed 2, and hope to see it more through-out the film.

When you start questioning if Lara Croft is an Assassin or a Templar, even though she's not apart of the Assassin's Creed Universe... I'm sure she'd be an assassin, because she's badass like that.

DarkAutocon
01-07-2010, 03:00 AM
When you replace In Soviet Russia jokes with In Renaissance Italy jokes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

silver_015
01-07-2010, 06:00 AM
when u start acting like ezio to look cool infront of your friends

kingbren08
01-07-2010, 06:26 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by itsamea-mario:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kingbren08:
awesome awesome awesome video, could you make a montage of all the slaps in AC1 and 2 while playing how i met your mother's 'you just got slapped' me and my friends had an idea for this a while ago but we dont have the skill to make a montage but from your video itsamea mario you clearly do so if you decide to make it post onto this thread. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

thanks, good idea but, what slaps? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> do you have any ideas how many times you slap someone or al mualim slaps you its quite hilarious actually

EzioAuditore318
01-07-2010, 05:56 PM
I used to work overnights at walmart and I've caught myself looking at the heavy crowds and debating on blending through them. lol

I'm actually going to try to take it up a notch.... I'm goign to be coming into possession of an Ezio costume and I plan to take it to a local ren fair this summer and blend throughout the fair and actors.

OzDavis
01-08-2010, 06:51 AM
...you're watching Quantum of Solace (http://www.007.com/) and, as James Bond is chasing a guy through catacombs in Italy, the first thing that comes to mind is the quote: "Must...run...faster...before he kills me!"

DemiGold
01-08-2010, 08:44 AM
- When you get your friends to light fires all around town, then jump of the nearest tower with a borrowed glider from your friend.
- When you build an altar for you copy of AC1/AC2
- When you're obsessed with throwing that guy of the rooftop ledge
-When you harass people by breaking their necks when landing on them after you jumped from the ledge.
-When you ask your doctor for the best poison he's got.
-When you spend all day sitting in that bay of hale until a police officer gets close enough for a stealth assassination
-When you randomly punch people in the face trying to get that combo
-When you punch every musician you see
-When you're scared of punching musicians because they'll make you lose synchronization
-When you think you're the only person in the world that can swim.
-When you walk around town with weapons in every place you can think of.
-When you nick people's brooms so you can beat them to death with it.
-When you get a spear and keep searching for that one Brute Guard all day.
-When you buy every painting you see.
-When you get ****ed because nobody sells treasure maps.
-When you're able to carry 10000000000000000000000000000000000000 florins in coins only.
-When you search all around town for those Codex pages so you can get that sweater you're looking for.
-When you spend like 30 minutes making a comment like this 1. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

bladencrowd
01-08-2010, 09:30 AM
You watch Sherlock Holmes and think the setting is good place for an Assassins Creed game and you wish hope the Assassin has Professor Moriarty's hidden guns.

TheEpicWolf
01-08-2010, 10:09 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bladencrowd:
You watch Sherlock Holmes and think the setting is good place for an Assassins Creed game and you wish hope the Assassin has Professor Moriarty's hidden guns. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

lmao i did that when i seen it, also i went all AC fanboy when i seen the hidden blade like thing http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

younas456
01-08-2010, 11:31 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">ly </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
what about the hidden blade in gi joe.


when your friends starts to ingnore you *** soon you starts talking about AC2

Ternauwies
01-08-2010, 12:06 PM
when you are starting to see people in eagle vision.

itsamea-mario
01-08-2010, 12:56 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kingbren08:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by itsamea-mario:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kingbren08:
awesome awesome awesome video, could you make a montage of all the slaps in AC1 and 2 while playing how i met your mother's 'you just got slapped' me and my friends had an idea for this a while ago but we dont have the skill to make a montage but from your video itsamea mario you clearly do so if you decide to make it post onto this thread. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

thanks, good idea but, what slaps? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> do you have any ideas how many times you slap someone or al mualim slaps you its quite hilarious actually </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

yeah i suppose, but thatd mean id have to record them n stuff.

TwinIltani
01-08-2010, 01:21 PM
...you swear at people in Italian, then you realize that they're confused because you don't come with subtitles.

...your significant other wakes you up by shaking you and informs you that they were concerned about your mutterings in regard to assassination targets.

...your two principal wishes during a business meeting are to have Eagle Vision and hidden blades.

Koemi
01-08-2010, 01:56 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TwinIltani:
...your two principal wishes during a business meeting are to have Eagle Vision and hidden blades. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

so true!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

...you start to walk without sound and sneaking up on people. 9/10 people freaked out and thought you're a ghost.
...you attempt to improvise "Earth", "Venetian rooftop", and/or "Ezio's Family" on keyboard
...you keep hearing "Altair" when someone actually saying "I'll tell ya", and you perk your ears when you hear "outlets". http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Shadowruby
01-08-2010, 09:20 PM
You ask your friend to find some sheet metal and you find a awesome desighn for a hidden blade and relly want to know if you could make it. Awesome you-tube vid TUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...7DZI&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNZR9lM7DZI&feature=related)
not mine though

FoxMcKalen
01-08-2010, 11:43 PM
When you visit Venice and desperately avoid the water in the canals, as only assassins are immune to its body-dissolving acids.

When you count on making impossible course corrections during free fall. (I'm talking about the way Altair/Ezio moves around in the air in a leap of faith, in order to ensure that he actually lands in the hay bale.)

You actually dream of killing Carlo Grimaldi because you watched the AC2 demo videos so many times.

You regard bald Frenchmen with extreme distrust.

You expect you can get past airport security by throwing ten dollars (or whatever currency you use) on the floor.

You climb buildings all across Italy looking for strange glyphs.

When your GPS unit is operated not via satellite, but via eagle.


Sorry if some have been done before. Didn't read the whole thread yet.

NekoKera
01-09-2010, 12:25 AM
When you stare at the screen so much the environment seems to blend together so much reminds you of Prince of Persia (2008).

(Note: Staring might take up to 8 hours on a still screen...probably not safe for your mental state of mind.)

http://img696.imageshack.us/im.../ezioandleonardo.jpg (http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/1165/ezioandleonardo.jpg)

kingbren08
01-11-2010, 05:14 AM
when you burst into tears every time ezio dies

TwinIltani
01-11-2010, 07:40 PM
Just today:

...you sit for 10 minutes listening to someone give you a proposed course of action for something, and the first thing coming out of your mouth after that person is done is - "Va bene."

Argh. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Bampire
01-12-2010, 03:27 AM
..When you see or hear anything about "Templars" you go into assassination mode.. -- When I was at the bookstore I saw a bunch of Templar books and I had to announce it to my friend. Eying the books and saying "Templars.. Kill.." Haha.

..When you do THIS http://i50.tinypic.com/b84ach.png
DiVinci Media Player skin
Jasper Kyd soundtrack
AC1 desktop.
Browser on something AC
While having an AC1 poster on your left.

Tantalus227
01-29-2010, 02:30 AM
I work for a glass company for a living putting designs on glass and this week I've secretly spent my time using machinery and materials to make this... don't tell the boss!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

http://www.elliejamesphotography.co.uk/acglass.jpg

I think I'm obsessed http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

ijr2009
01-29-2010, 03:09 AM
When your dreams are of you walking around and suddenly spotting THE LAST FLAG OR FEATHER!!!!

Bampire
01-29-2010, 03:27 AM
Oh.. My.. Gawsh.. I WANT THAT. That's so awesome!

...When you walk past people in a fast manner, avoiding them and gently pushing them out of the way, whilst keeping a keen eye on your target. Not wanting them to get away. In other words, family.

...When you fill your Deviant Art Favourites with nothing but Assassin's Creed fanart and Fanfiction, as it is an addiction.

...When you bend your left ring finger in, every now and then and ponder on how to assassinate this ****** who's annoying the hell out of you that moment.

...When you wish you owned every merchandise that is AC related.

...When you realize you're obsessed.. O_O

...When you also realize that the game made you think hoods are sexy.. *shakefist*

Stormpen
01-29-2010, 07:52 AM
when your watching SouthPark, jesus pulls out a blade attached to his arm, and you laugh like crazy, saying 'OMIGOD!OMIGOD!'

mariob1998
01-29-2010, 08:05 AM
-When you're driving around and think it'd be much easier to climb over a building than drive around the block...

-When you look at a building and try to spot a way to climb it...

Blackglasswar
01-29-2010, 09:29 AM
- When you are stuck behind 2 people that are hogging the sidewalk/ pavement and feel that the easiest way passed is not to go around but to double hidden blade them and grace between their tumbling figures

TheEpicWolf
01-29-2010, 10:03 AM
When you find yourself bending your ring finger back without noticing you done it, and can't explain to other people any sane reason for it..... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

JAHman28
01-29-2010, 04:07 PM
When you take your sister and mother to *****-houses.
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

stc038
01-29-2010, 04:11 PM
you know youve played too much ac2 when you say (requiesta de pace) to every person you kill on modern warfare 2

InSoHaPo
01-30-2010, 05:02 PM
When you see small ground level ledges and jump on them and run crouch along the path they lead.

nitres15
01-30-2010, 05:10 PM
this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDUb69wBtkQ
and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORVUhQJ9fuo

Rompipalle1488
01-30-2010, 11:02 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nitres155:
this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDUb69wBtkQ
and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORVUhQJ9fuo </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Or this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...fczM&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE-kTtwfczM&feature=related)
There's like a whole series of these made by FoolishPedro. He should make more.

VRTX97
01-31-2010, 01:11 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bampire:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GaM3r_010:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Grey_FoxMGH:
when you do this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
...I'm embarrassed to be part of the human race... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/facepalm.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFPN_RubrFwjNuTznAGBBN45771-w

-

When you see an ad for AC2, you gotta stop what you're doing and watch it from beginning to end.

When you see something about "Templars" on National Geographic and History channel it's a must watch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


LMFAO XD

Lazybeans
01-31-2010, 01:14 PM
...someone finds something of yours and brings it to you, and you say in an Italian accent, "You found ANOTHER one! How exciting!"

Koemidvm
01-31-2010, 10:19 PM
start learning Italian, get any AC series onto any consoles you have (including iPhone & iPod Touch), have a section in your home that's dedicated to weapons and armors you collected recently, made yourself a Venetian mask.

TheDarkKnigg1
01-31-2010, 11:06 PM
When you're walking through the crowded halls at school and start to "gently push" people out of the way.

ARandomKid
02-01-2010, 04:41 AM
Your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/dog demands you "quit playing that stupid game" in lieu of other, more serious matters. You are puzzled...what other more serious matters?

TwinIltani
02-01-2010, 07:24 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ARandomKid:
Your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/dog demands you "quit playing that stupid game" in lieu of other, more serious matters. You are puzzled...what other more serious matters? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Family: "Take out the trash already!"

Gamer: "It is not the way of the Assassins to take out the trash..."

spyrochick101
02-01-2010, 08:45 AM
I've read these 3 pages and watched that linked vid. Can't stop laughing so far. ^_^

When you communicate with your fellow (modern day) assassins via email while at school and work. ;p

tonykarkats13
02-01-2010, 11:42 AM
When you bribe every Bishop you see..

Bampire
02-01-2010, 02:55 PM
When you talk about how awesome the game is in the Eidos forums.

TheEpicWolf
02-02-2010, 10:58 AM
When you start wearing a black hoodie and are convinced you are now a Master Assassin XD

Ultimate_Night
02-02-2010, 09:22 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TheEpicWolf:
When you start wearing a black hoodie and are convinced you are now a Master Assassin XD </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
But I always wear either a black or gray hoodie! I knew there was something to my Super-Sexiness... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Lazybeans
02-02-2010, 09:27 PM
...you see an article for the 5 World's Most Beautiful Cities (http://travel.yahoo.com/p-interests-31285028) and you see the Basilica di Santa Maria del Fiore and you think..."I've climbed that."

obliviondoll
02-02-2010, 11:15 PM
You guys are making a mistake with this thread. I fit more than half the suggestions in this thread, but I still maintain that there is no such thing as "too much AC."

ILL__WILL
02-02-2010, 11:27 PM
when your arrested and charged with stalking after you follow a person around for an hour trying to find out where the rest of their posse hangs out......

when you climb up to your girl's bed room window, and almost get killed by her father....

when you shot for trying to assassinate a cop with your hidden pocket knife....

Lazybeans
02-02-2010, 11:40 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by obliviondoll:
You guys are making a mistake with this thread. I fit more than half the suggestions in this thread, but I still maintain that there is no such thing as "too much AC." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif

Rompipalle1488
02-03-2010, 02:32 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bampire:
When you talk about how awesome the game is in the Eidos forums. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
AND the Naughty Dog forums. ^.^

Tantalus227
02-03-2010, 03:18 AM
I've just irritated and alienated my family and friends by talking about it non-stop since it first came out!

And is it just me who can find comparisons in every day life to AC?

i.e something happens and you're mind instantly goes.... 'just like in assassins creed, the mission where... yada yada yada'

TheEpicWolf
02-03-2010, 08:49 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tantalus227:
I've just irritated and alienated my family and friends by talking about it non-stop since it first came out!

And is it just me who can find comparisons in every day life to AC?

i.e something happens and you're mind instantly goes.... 'just like in assassins creed, the mission where... yada yada yada' </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

All the time..... ¬_¬ it's literally anything even if it only has a very slight similarity XD

Tantalus227
02-03-2010, 09:11 AM
My mates refuse to walk with me through town now... I'm constantly got AC in my mind...

"See that building.... I could climb that"
"See this pavement, I wouldn't be walking on it if I were Ezio"
"See these crowds....gentle push"
"Oh **** a busker..."
"Dude with grey beard... excuse me while I go stealth assassinate this templar... you'll thank me for it later"

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

CEO_of_Abstergo
02-03-2010, 09:14 AM
...When you end up in the ER but they cannot give you a bandage for your severe "Bleeding Effect".

TheDarkKnigg1
02-04-2010, 10:54 PM
Today, i was walking around with my black hood on and a pocket knife up my sleeve. I thought i was a Master Assassin, i play too much AC.

*This is actually true*

obliviondoll
02-05-2010, 10:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TheDarkKnigg1:
Today, i was walking around with my black hood on and a pocket knife up my sleeve. I thought i was a Master Assassin, i play too much AC.

*This is actually true* </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
ACAA Founding mmber (Assassin's Creed Addicts Anonymous).

Silly person. I wore my AC2 hoodie to parkour training a couple of weeks ago. Was awesome. Unfortunately, I'm not that great at it yet. Getting better though.

BeckettMiyamoto
02-06-2010, 11:43 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by assassinato_862:
You know if you have played too much Assassin's Creed when you:...
Practice Counter/ Attack moves from the game.
Try to build a hidden blade.
Got fluent in Italian with AC2. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Whoops, thats me then haha I win like two school fights by doing melee counters XD and built a hidden blade replacing the blade with a pencil of course, and I speak pretty damn good italian now haha

Rompipalle1488
02-09-2010, 09:23 PM
My siggy tells of my addiction.

zjc96
02-10-2010, 03:02 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by beatledude210:
When you dig up Rodrigo Borgia's body and stab it repeatedly with an attempted hidden blade replica in front of all the people at the Vatican </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Theres a real Rodrigo Borgia?
and jumping off thinking you will live
try to free run
dress up in an ezio/altair costume and pretend to be them.

zjc96
02-10-2010, 03:25 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bladencrowd:
You watch Sherlock Holmes and think the setting is good place for an Assassins Creed game and you wish hope the Assassin has Professor Moriarty's hidden guns. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think they copied the hidden gun from ezio although i have never seen the gun

eloki444
02-10-2010, 05:50 PM
...when your looking for something you lost and hope it will start shining bright gold.

Azugo
02-10-2010, 06:09 PM
When you start climbing up walls instead of using ladders...

willwork4pizza
02-18-2010, 08:36 PM
when you say every other verb, noun and every swear in italian, while speaking mostly english... i have played too much assassins creed.

senile old coot
02-21-2010, 12:27 PM
when you tear your hand open while trying to climb a rather tall fence Ezio style (damn ezio n his ridiculously durable hands!).

TheDarkKnigg1
02-24-2010, 06:17 PM
When you start collecting feathers, hoping you will get a reward after 100.

austin128
02-24-2010, 07:40 PM
When you start gentle pushing people without noticing it (I fer-real started doing this!)

Freakium
02-24-2010, 08:50 PM
When you try to land on someone to get down from a high building.

Unclaimed_Legac
02-26-2010, 02:01 PM
When you go to Vancouver during the Olympics with your friend who also loves AC. There are crowds of people and so you yell to each other "PUSH B"... Good times http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif XD

TheDarkKnigg1
02-27-2010, 06:18 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Unclaimed_Legac:
When you go to Vancouver during the Olympics with your friend who also loves AC. There are crowds of people and so you yell to each other "PUSH B"... Good times http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif XD </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I did that yesterday, same place too lol.

FiskMunk
02-27-2010, 06:25 PM
When you jump off the top of the Eiffel Tower - And then survive, through grabbing a ledge.
Two feet above the ground.

Indeed, games do grant you superpowers.

Bampire
02-27-2010, 07:47 PM
When you do this out of boredom.. http://bampire.deviantart.com/...rack-Creed-155664483 (http://bampire.deviantart.com/art/AssCrack-Creed-155664483)

Dunklindonuts
02-28-2010, 11:48 AM
1)When you stick rulers up your sleeves and pretend they are hidden blades
2)Your entire Italian vocabulary is swear words and you walk around calling people cazzo.
3) You care enough to write something down in this thread.

Archabacteria
02-28-2010, 07:27 PM
When you've played so many hours you actually experience the bleeding effect.

Dunklindonuts
02-28-2010, 07:28 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Archabacteria:
When you've played so many hours you actually experience the bleeding effect. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Wow! way to be unimaginative and not funny at all.

HewieAlbino
02-28-2010, 08:49 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dunklindonuts:
1)When you stick rulers up your sleeves and pretend they are hidden blades
2)Your entire Italian vocabulary is swear words and you walk around calling people cazzo.
3) You care enough to write something down in this thread. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

1) I do that at work! Nobody knows, but that's the point right?
2) Pezzo di merda!
3) Heh...

dorido
02-28-2010, 09:17 PM
when you now always take your coffee black just to say it would be better if it had some milk or sugar

when you wonder what ezio smells like

when you think youd be the perfect mediator if ezio and altair met strongly believing they would hate each other at first

lol

Archabacteria
02-28-2010, 10:46 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dunklindonuts:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Archabacteria:
When you've played so many hours you actually experience the bleeding effect. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Wow! way to be unimaginative and not funny at all. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And trolling is better?

Dunklindonuts
03-01-2010, 08:06 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Archabacteria:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dunklindonuts:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Archabacteria:
When you've played so many hours you actually experience the bleeding effect. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Wow! way to be unimaginative and not funny at all. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And trolling is better? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes Definitely, come on you couldn't be just a little more funny than that?

Bampire
03-01-2010, 08:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dorido:
when you wonder what ezio smells like

lol </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I concur with this one (Also your signature is hilarious).

When you ponder getting a tattoo of the Assassins' creed symbol on your left ring finger.. Or burned it on there.

When you doodle silly assassin's making strange faces.

When you find yourself giggling like an idiot when you see a pack of hungry minstrels.

strayer-kunz
03-02-2010, 06:33 AM
-When you look up on tall buildings and expect to see an eagle...
-When you get the urge to punch E to buy a ******...
-When you acctually disarms a cop after he had asked you what time it is....
-When you smash a smoke bomb infront of the doorman to get inside the local pub...
-When you acctually considder climbing a tall building insteed of checking your GPS....
-When you think you can buy improvements on local stores in your town when you get the mounthly paycheck...
-When you mistakes a girl for a ****** because she had to "horns" on top of her head...
-Starts to frisk down the local preist to check for swords...

Sorry about spelling, I'm NOR italian, but nerwegian.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

dorido
03-02-2010, 10:25 AM
when you're weary of templar symbols like when my sister donated blood to the red cross or when you realize the collector's sword your father has in his den has an image of two knights riding one horse *shifts eyes side to side* o noe my dad also idolizes alexander the great and ghengis kahn(TEMPLARS!!!)

Dunklindonuts
03-02-2010, 07:45 PM
1) You go to a Catholic school and call it spying.
2) You seriously contemplate naming your 1st son Altair and your 2nd son Ezio.
3) You visit Venice, and swim out into the canals and jack some guys gondola.

EzioAssassin51
03-02-2010, 10:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dunklindonuts:
1)When you stick rulers up your sleeves and pretend they are hidden blades
2)Your entire Italian vocabulary is swear words and you walk around calling people cazzo.
3) You care enough to write something down in this thread. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I do this at school with pen and rulers and my friends get so annoyed at me!

When you think ACT stands for "Assassins Creed Territory" and suspect it of being a secret Assassins training ground!

TheEpicWolf
03-03-2010, 09:08 AM
When you walk around school with your hood up and walk slowly behind people you don't like and believe they are actually templars.

dorido
03-03-2010, 12:40 PM
when you contemplate about permanantly scarring your lips and googling scarring process to find out how one might go about it

when you're troubled by the fact brooke shields is blood related to Rodrigo Borgia through lucrenzia

Bampire
03-03-2010, 02:28 PM
When you do this.. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/...rTheKnight/The_MALIK (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:AldirTheKnight/The_MALIK) Yeah.. That's just hilarious and awesome.

CptQwashi
03-03-2010, 02:53 PM
you start trying to kill eukalale players and homeless people on sight.

Rathour
03-04-2010, 08:58 PM
These all apply to me...
I KNOW I've played too much Assassin's Creed because...
1: I run like Ezio
2: I like to practice counterkills/combokills with my swords
3: I like to free run (Even though i can't)
4: I shop for an Altair or Ezio costume for Halloween
5: I participate in Assassin's Creed Theory.
6: I really want a hidden blade to protect myself from the though of being mugged again
7: I tried to MAKE a hidden blade and fail
8: I practice assassination moves on people when they're not looking
9: I (always) wear my hood like Ezio and Altair.
10: Above, but in my white sweatshirt.
11: I use random things for hidden blades (I.E. Pencils, Rulers, etc)
12: I equipped one of my Bionicles with a hidden blade I made myself (I WAS ABLE TO DO IT :3)
13: I wonder whether the pieces of Eden are real.
14: I try to make myself look like Altair/Ezio in another game and/or use fighting moves that look like theirs.

drinkycrow_yo
03-04-2010, 09:30 PM
you momentarily stop moving when something happens to your internet connection and then reappear in the same place you were five minutes ago

WabeWalker
03-04-2010, 10:39 PM
You're at a costume party and some drunk loser who has no life shows up in a pirate costume and you automatically assume that he lives at home with his parents and has a cracked copy of Assassin's Creed on his computer.

dorido
03-04-2010, 11:47 PM
lol at rathour. i sprint like ezio too now with my arms flailing slightly behind me. it looks really weird and feels really ineffective but i cant help doing it now

mdalvarez
03-05-2010, 10:08 PM
...when you travel all the way to Florence to take a picture of yourself reenacting your first assassination in the game, in front of the church of Santa Croce.

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/9554/firsantacroce.jpg

Hayabusa Sushi
03-06-2010, 02:41 AM
I am guilty to soo many of these, here's a few:

MOVE FROM RANDOM GROUP OF PEOPLE TO THE NEXT,
BEND MY RING FINGER DOWN,
LOOK FOR PATHS CLIMBING UP BUILDINGS,
WANDER WHERE THE PIECES OF EDEN ARE,
WANDER IF ANYONE I KNOW IS SECRETLY A TEMPLAR,
MAKE MY OWN HIDDEN BLADE,
MAKE MY OWN APPLE OF EDEN,
BELIEVE THAT THE POPE'S STAFF IS A PIECE OF EDEN,
DEMAND ONLY WEARING A WHITE HOODIE IN PUBLIC,
PLAY "EZIO'S FAMILY" OVER AND OVER AND OVER...,
MAKE A SCAR ON MY LIPS,
PRETEND MY BED IS THE ANIMUS,
MOST OF MY BELONGINGS HAVE THE ASSASSIN'S LOGO ON THEM,
RUN LIKE EZIO AND ALTAIR SPRINT,
YOU GET IN A HEATED DISCUSSION WITH A FRIEND ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THE PIECES OF EDEN,
GET HIGH GRADES USING KNOWLEDGE OF ASSASSIN'S CREED 1 & 2,
HEAR ANYTHING THAT RELATES TO ASSASSIN'S CREED AND INSTANTLY PAY ATTENTION,
CALL ITALIAN CITIES BY THEIR RENAISSANCE ITALIAN NAMES,
BELIVE YOU SUFFER FROM A REAL DISEASE CALLED THE BLEEDING EFFECT,
LEARNING JAPANESE AND SOMEHOW ITALIAN PHRASES END UP IN YOUR SENTENCES: "Si Arigatou, no wait, Hai Arigatou"
CALL YOUR HOUSE THE PALAZZO DE *sirname*.

The list goes on...

I would also like to say that "Ezio's Family" is the first song since the Morrowind Theme that almost made my cry.

Black_Widow9
03-06-2010, 01:25 PM
Hello and welcome to the Forums http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Please do not post in All CAPS.
Thanks http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Meyserana
05-17-2010, 11:54 AM
You try to eagle vision to find your car keys

Meleth1977
05-17-2010, 12:48 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Altaio:
When you look at the buildings around you and see a series of footholds that you say Altair/Ezio could climb in order to reach the roof. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I do that all the time... We've got a really good cathedral in town, had that thought many times. And the top would make an excellent viewpoint. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

nitres15
05-17-2010, 01:31 PM
when you see that ezio has a crossbow and hope its in the game

Deathshennin
05-17-2010, 03:40 PM
1) When you poke your eye's hoping to get Eagle Vision.

2) When you call your president a Templar

3) When your dad gives you an apple and you assassinate him for being a Templar Knight.

4) When you actually try brainwashing your dog with a apple.

5) When you sue Ubisoft for Showing us ''The Truth'' video when it was clearly for Desmond.

Vey03
05-17-2010, 10:00 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Grey_FoxMGH:
when you do this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I know this is an old thread, but i just had to reply.
That is one of the funniest things i have ever seen! I had tears in my eyes from laughing. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

When you're driving somewhere and you don't realise the radio was on until it's time to turn it off, because all the way there you've been trying to figure out the riddles and 'truth' videos and what it all means, and never really heard the radio playing.

TheDarkKnigg1
05-17-2010, 10:05 PM
When you decide to go to the Vatican and try to find the vault.

Hmmm.... that wouldn't be a bad idea eh!

phil.llllll
05-17-2010, 10:24 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Grey_FoxMGH:
when you do this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Even though I've seen it before I'm still in stitches after that. Best part is when the guy asks him if he's okay after he sits on the bench.

Off topic - but their RE4 one is almost as hysterical.

Bontycho
04-20-2011, 04:04 PM
When you start gently pushing people out of the way when you're out...

lilbacchant
04-20-2011, 04:22 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by phil.llllll:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Grey_FoxMGH:
when you do this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Even though I've seen it before I'm still in stitches after that. Best part is when the guy asks him if he's okay after he sits on the bench. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

My first view ... too friggin' funny! How could that guy not crack-up when he was trying to blend and that girl was scurrying away from him saying, "I can't help it. The guy is creeping me out."

phil.llllll
04-20-2011, 08:26 PM
I've probably seen that about four times now and it's still funny. Also their new Heavy Rain one is pure gold as well.

GallopRider
04-23-2011, 09:01 PM
Wow, I thought I was the only one who watched the Templar stuff on history channel... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed (there's no such thing, IMO):
When you can perfectly imitate Altair/Desmond/Ezio's walk.
When you ask random strangers if they're Templars.
When you insist wearing a white hoodie even in the middle of the summer.
When you are overcome with an irrational fear of being brainwashed by apples.
When you see a tower/building only for its climbability factor or lack thereof.

Oatkeeper
04-23-2011, 10:38 PM
Ever had someone try to wake you up, and you get out of bed and go through your routine, and then someone tries to wake you up again because you where actually just dreaming that you woke up?

I did that once except I dreamed that I was still sleeping... but when My mom came back to wake me up popped out of my blanket and I assassinated her as if My bed was a haystack. Then I realized I was still sleeping and got out of bed for real.

joelsantos24
04-25-2011, 03:14 AM
You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed when you can't stop playing it, to begin with. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Xaerxion
04-25-2011, 09:35 PM
1. You learn freerunning for doing AC2 climbing in real life.
2. You play hide and seek at your age, but instead of hiding places, you play in the crowded part of town and your friend has to find you from the crowd (Seriously, I LOVE THIS GAME!)
3. You craft a hidden blade and fail miserably ( there's always round 2! Mark my words!)
4. You swear in Italian solely because of AC2.
5. You see an wall in front of you and wonder if you can climb it ( Answer: I can! It could be the freerunning talking though.)
6. Instead of movie marathons, you have an Assassin's Creed Marathon ( Games + movies)
7. You start reading the works of Machiavelli
8. You wish you had eagle vision so much you start reading how to read subtle body language so you can imitate it
9. You fail miserably when trying to make an assassin's creed hood (Seriously though, HOW DO YOU MAKE IT? I want it to look authentic, not hanging around like some builds out there, no offence. therpf forum has one by robo, but he hasn't updated it. T_T Do PM me if you do have an idea or link of it)

Ok finally got that of my chest. Sorry for it being sooo long. It's ok if you TLDR it.

TheAssassin1480
07-21-2011, 07:00 PM
When you pretend to stab everyone around you with your imaginary hidden blades http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

LightRey
07-21-2011, 07:08 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TheAssassin1480:
When you pretend to stab everyone around you with your imaginary hidden blades http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
crap. I actually do that too.

TheAssassin1480
07-21-2011, 07:28 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LightRey:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TheAssassin1480:
When you pretend to stab everyone around you with your imaginary hidden blades http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
crap. I actually do that too. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

i tried stopping but i wouldnt let myself http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Stowdace
07-21-2011, 11:47 PM
When you jump off a building expecting to land in a hay bale.

Whenever you threaten people asking for money.

When you believe your very reality is being viewed by an ancestor decades into the future.

roostersrule2
07-22-2011, 01:07 AM
when you start putting glyphs in the animus

Saar Ben Kiki
07-22-2011, 06:00 AM
i think i got the best one hehe


you know you played too much assassins creed when you say 'requiescat in pace' to every dead animal/ant you see wahahah i do that lol

LightRey
07-22-2011, 06:50 AM
When every time you see someone doing something bad, you call them a templar.

blazefp
07-22-2011, 02:05 PM
when you try to find something in you that connects you to the game (for example I'll have 17 years old in 2012, same age as Ezio was when ACII started xD)

Saar Ben Kiki
07-22-2011, 05:24 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LightRey:
When every time you see someone doing something bad, you call them a templar. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're wrong! You've always been wrong and you always will be. Also, you're ugly and you don't have any friends!
...or you're right.

NewBlade200
07-22-2011, 05:41 PM
When you write down every clue from Subject 16's puzzles on your bedroom wall, and notice that it resembles the wall in Abstergo.

blazefp
07-22-2011, 06:16 PM
when you create files in the computer to gather all the info about S16, Desmond and that crazy theories

and when you look at a wall or building and wonder if Ezio or Altaļr or even you could climb that

F****** game messing with my perfect mind, making me believe that I can do the things they do xD

LightRey
07-22-2011, 10:54 PM
when you just pulled an all-nighter to finish replaying ACII and immediately start replaying ACB.

roostersrule2
07-22-2011, 11:04 PM
when yous start posting in this thread

blazefp
07-23-2011, 04:54 AM
When you play the 3 games, the Bloodlines (for psp) and read the 3 books. 4 times!

And when you plan to play all again when the Revelations comes out xD

AC addicted

Shababa2011
07-23-2011, 05:24 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by blazefp:
When you play the 3 games, the Bloodlines (for psp) and read the 3 books. 4 times!

And when you plan to play all again when the Revelations comes out xD

AC addicted </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

i already started replaying all the ac games^^ planned it so im doing 1sequence per week.. its just so hard to let it go when i finish a sequence, but so far i would say that im doing it decently.. anyways just my way of counting down to ac:r http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif


here's my entry
you play to much ac when you start gentle pushing everyone walk by when your in a crowd, and then walk away like an assassin when everybody is staring at you and saying to eachother "wtf is he doing?"

godsmack_darius
07-24-2011, 01:29 AM
When we duct tape pocket kmives to your wrist

when you pretend your been followed and try to hide your trail...

when you play stealth at night so strangers cant see you or passing cars dont notice you...

AdmiralPerry
07-26-2011, 05:19 PM
You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed when you name your iPod/iPhone/mp3 player either "Agents" or "Animus," so whenever you plug it in to, say, put new music on it, your program/screen reads "Synchronizing Agents/Animus."

...I did this, too. *is not ashamed*

Drakonous505
07-26-2011, 05:21 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AdmiralPerry:
You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed when you name your iPod/iPhone/mp3 player either "Agents" or "Animus," so whenever you plug it in to, say, put new music on it, your program/screen reads "Synchronizing Agents/Animus."

...I did this, too. *is not ashamed* </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh... My... God... You sir are brilliant O_____O

LightRey
07-26-2011, 07:05 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AdmiralPerry:
You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed when you name your iPod/iPhone/mp3 player either "Agents" or "Animus," so whenever you plug it in to, say, put new music on it, your program/screen reads "Synchronizing Agents/Animus."

...I did this, too. *is not ashamed* </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
*changes the name of his ipad*

Lalalalaaaa
07-27-2011, 10:18 PM
You know you've played too much AC when you see a particular building in Venice on the History channel and you yell "I'VE CLIMBED THAT"

LightRey
08-02-2011, 05:54 AM
You see ACI, ACII or ACB in a store, get all excited and then disappointed because you've already played the game.

RebeccaLH
08-02-2011, 05:56 AM
You see random things and go THATS IN MY GAME and bore people to death about it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

blazefp
08-02-2011, 10:44 AM
you are working to uncover ALL the secret messages and the meanings of the symbols/paintings on ACI, ACII, ACB and trailers and stuff.

(Once I've finished this, I promise I'll show you my findings)

naran6142
08-02-2011, 10:55 AM
when you uncontrollably flick your wrists pretending to use a hidden blade

AkeiraXgamer
08-05-2011, 11:41 PM
When you start to love and want to learn History.

Also, when you listen to songs translated or originally Arabic/italian XD

roostersrule2
08-06-2011, 01:41 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Lalalalaaaa:
You know you've played too much AC when you see a particular building in Venice on the History channel and you yell "I'VE CLIMBED THAT" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>haha yes i do that all the time i will see a documentary on leonardo and be like yea hes my bestfriend or i will see a building in florence and go ive been there

Mikatsuki95
08-06-2011, 01:52 AM
when you tie a knife to your wrist and call it a hidden blade

nickfern19
08-06-2011, 03:07 PM
When you look for hoodies with beaks

albertwesker22
08-06-2011, 03:35 PM
When you look at Historical buildings in your hometown and wonder why a data base entry hasn't popped up.

Stowdace
08-06-2011, 04:21 PM
When you watch the History Channel and feel as though you've seen the people and locations before.

When you pay prostitutes to walk around town with you.

When you see a mustached plumber and immediatly think of Mario Auditore.

naran6142
08-08-2011, 03:16 PM
when you've realize that you have done everything posted in this thread

LightRey
08-08-2011, 04:02 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by naran6142:
when you've realize that you have done everything posted in this thread </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
multiple times.

Mikatsuki95
08-08-2011, 09:35 PM
when you try to air glide off rooftops

rileypoole1234
08-09-2011, 08:59 AM
When you are 100% convinced you can take anyone on, but end up with two less teeth.

*still beat him though...

Kavulus
08-09-2011, 04:27 PM
When you hear whispers in your head when you see someone walking towards you alone o.o

NewBlade200
08-09-2011, 06:32 PM
When you start passing out from playing too long.

When you snort Ritalin to stay awake.

When you die of deep vein thrombosis.