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kew414
12-16-2007, 04:46 PM
Well, I thought I'd start a game thread for you people that should be fun and make you use the creative part of your brain http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

This is almost going to be an exact copy of the caption game in the PoP forum, except with a few little differences due to the fact this forum is lively and the PoP one isn't http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


The Idea of the Game:
The Caption Game is a game where every few days a picture is posted here, and you need to think of a funny caption that would fit the picture. It could be what is being said at that moment, what are the charecters thinking at the moment shown, or a short story about how the event in the pic came to be, etc... anything you want! Keep it clean, and humour is highly recomended http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
<sub>(Quoted from orikagan's description of the caption game)</sub>


Rules/Things You Should Know:
-Awards will be given around 3 days after the picture is posted. Sometimes longer, sometimes shorter, depending on the amount of captions given and whether I am able to give awards that day
-Due to how lively this forum is, I think I'll limit you to only being allowed two captions per picture
-Image editting is allowed
-Expect better pictures when the PC version of the game comes out http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


The Awards:
These are the main awards. There may be extra awards if your caption calls for one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
Most can explain themselves, but I'll give a little description of each just incase http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

-Winning Caption: The best caption.
-Runner Up: The second best caption.
-Honorable Mention Award: The caption that was really good, but didn't quite get an award.
-Unusual Breakthrough Award: The award where the weirdest thing happens.
-The Chaos Award: The award where the craziest thing happens.
-Caption with the Most Unexpected Ending Award: The best caption with an ending completely uncalled for.
-Cascading Caption Award: The best caption that basically continues someone elses caption.
-Most Entertaining Caption: The caption that was the funnest to read.


Extra Notes:
If anyone would like to help me, I would love them http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
Like, incase I can't be here to give awards, they could give the awards out for me http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
I'll also need someone who is going to get the PC version to get pictures for me when it comes out, as my supply will eventually run out http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

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Here's a picture that should should lead to creative captions to kick start this game http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_1307592139_1192171954.jpg

kew414
12-16-2007, 04:46 PM
Well, I thought I'd start a game thread for you people that should be fun and make you use the creative part of your brain http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

This is almost going to be an exact copy of the caption game in the PoP forum, except with a few little differences due to the fact this forum is lively and the PoP one isn't http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


The Idea of the Game:
The Caption Game is a game where every few days a picture is posted here, and you need to think of a funny caption that would fit the picture. It could be what is being said at that moment, what are the charecters thinking at the moment shown, or a short story about how the event in the pic came to be, etc... anything you want! Keep it clean, and humour is highly recomended http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
<sub>(Quoted from orikagan's description of the caption game)</sub>


Rules/Things You Should Know:
-Awards will be given around 3 days after the picture is posted. Sometimes longer, sometimes shorter, depending on the amount of captions given and whether I am able to give awards that day
-Due to how lively this forum is, I think I'll limit you to only being allowed two captions per picture
-Image editting is allowed
-Expect better pictures when the PC version of the game comes out http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


The Awards:
These are the main awards. There may be extra awards if your caption calls for one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
Most can explain themselves, but I'll give a little description of each just incase http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

-Winning Caption: The best caption.
-Runner Up: The second best caption.
-Honorable Mention Award: The caption that was really good, but didn't quite get an award.
-Unusual Breakthrough Award: The award where the weirdest thing happens.
-The Chaos Award: The award where the craziest thing happens.
-Caption with the Most Unexpected Ending Award: The best caption with an ending completely uncalled for.
-Cascading Caption Award: The best caption that basically continues someone elses caption.
-Most Entertaining Caption: The caption that was the funnest to read.


Extra Notes:
If anyone would like to help me, I would love them http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
Like, incase I can't be here to give awards, they could give the awards out for me http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
I'll also need someone who is going to get the PC version to get pictures for me when it comes out, as my supply will eventually run out http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

------------------------------------------------

Here's a picture that should should lead to creative captions to kick start this game http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_1307592139_1192171954.jpg

Nazgul2000
12-16-2007, 05:16 PM
caption: "Tag, you're it"

BTOG46
12-16-2007, 05:35 PM
Altair :
"Come on guys, Starbucks is this way, last one there pays for the coffee"

McMasterJ
12-16-2007, 05:47 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BTOG46:
Altair :
"Come on guys, Starbucks is this way, last one there <STRIKE>pays for the coffee</STRIKE> dies!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

BTOG46
12-16-2007, 06:03 PM
lol, if that's your entry there's only one thing to say........plagiarism http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

DeAdLy2323
12-16-2007, 06:05 PM
Hey look, it's forrest gump!


(jogging across the country and everyone starts to follow him, if you didn't get what i was trying to say)

spazzoo1025
12-16-2007, 06:07 PM
Altair-"Come on, guys! Assassin's Creed 2 is abt to get released at Gamestop!!

Nazgul2000
12-16-2007, 06:25 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif

stix489
12-16-2007, 06:57 PM
Altair: Now where the hell is that flying animation when I need it the most? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

SimRicard
12-16-2007, 07:16 PM
Altair's shopping trip didn't go quite to plan

elvenmonkey13
12-16-2007, 07:20 PM
Black Fiday.
Stores open in a few minutes.

AldirTheKnight
12-16-2007, 08:22 PM
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w228/AldirTheDunedain/screenshot_1307592139_1192171954.jpg


or


http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w228/AldirTheDunedain/screenshot_1307592139_1192171954-1.jpg


or


http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w228/AldirTheDunedain/screenshot_1307592139_1192171954-2.jpg

Robbinho1992
12-17-2007, 12:15 AM
((Taken from Kaxens Comic.))

Guards : ((The DEvil wears White)) Kill him.
Altair : Wears a hayscart when you need one!

EggPlanted
12-17-2007, 01:26 AM
LOL at Mario Party and collecting someone else's flag.

~~~

Altair: "This is WRONG. I wanted to be chased by many Beautiful Women ! What the hell ??! That way I could proudly brag to Kratos's face that I've made love to 10 women at once !" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Altair: "Why are the paparazzis chasing my *** ??"

Redfeather1975
12-17-2007, 01:59 AM
Altair-Hey, guys I just saw a child riding a camel!
Guards-No wai! Children and camels are myths.
Altair Ya wai! Follow me into this dark alley. (snicker)

Cerus
12-17-2007, 08:30 AM
Guards: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!


(Based on "finding Nemo")

Robbinho1992
12-17-2007, 08:37 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Cerus:
Guards: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!


(Based on "finding Nemo") </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Seaguls right?

Lazybeans
12-17-2007, 08:45 AM
Altaïr: I'VE GOT CANDY!!!!!!!!

lostassassin123
12-17-2007, 09:27 AM
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/2531/assassinscreed2hg6.jpg
LoL, Altair is an ancient doctor http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif
http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/6210/screed6xg1.jpg
Yeah, even Altair doesn't like emigrants http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
EDIT:
I think it's hard to read, what's the guard at the first pic is saying...
He says: "Uurgh...hate diarrhea!"

ScytheOfGrim
12-17-2007, 10:53 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa286/ScytheOfGrim/RabbidPopularcopy.jpg

AldirTheKnight
12-17-2007, 11:02 AM
you b*stard



now i'll have to settle for 2nd place...

Tela
12-17-2007, 01:09 PM
The only thing worse than a mob of fangirls: a mob of fanboys.

(forgive me. Was thought up in 2 seconds. Couldnt think of anything better. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif )

Cerus
12-17-2007, 02:22 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Robbinho1992:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Cerus:
Guards: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!


(Based on "finding Nemo") </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Seaguls right? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yup! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

SpyderNynja
12-17-2007, 04:18 PM
yes! the beloved caption game! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Altair: WHY MAKE ME THE QUARTERBACK?!

kew414
12-17-2007, 05:45 PM
lostassassin123, I don't think you really get the idea much http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
You have to caption the picture given, not a random one you choose http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

stix489
12-17-2007, 05:56 PM
When are you gonna pick the winners?

kew414
12-17-2007, 05:58 PM
It's only been a day http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
Maybe tomorrow http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Wolfgare
12-17-2007, 06:11 PM
Templar: Hey! I think that guy knows the secret location of Bee City!
Guard off to the Right: Lets Get Him!
Altair *aside*: What the *ell? There's bees in Jerusalem!? All I see are stupid flies!


Yeah, i know it stinks. whatev.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Ace426
12-17-2007, 06:43 PM
altair: Come on guys grandmas house is this way!
guard: Do you think she will bake us some cookies?

Marek86
12-17-2007, 07:46 PM
-Eagle beaked hood-$50
-White surcoat and sash-$100
-Hidden Switchblade-$150
-being chased by a mob of armed and dangerous guards that want to kill you.....Priceless

stix489
12-17-2007, 07:55 PM
Altair: "Oh hell, I can't move...must one of those damned freezes again"

(It's a sceenie...he's not moving...get it...oh, never mind! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

blarson11
12-18-2007, 12:44 AM
guard: you sir, cake or death?
Altair: I'll have the cake please.
guard: well we're out of cake. we only brought 3 bits, we weren't expecting such a rush.
Altair: so my choice is "or death"?

...Altair proceeds to GTFO

DanielModica
12-18-2007, 02:27 AM
Altair: Hey guys! When i run, does this outfit make my butt look big?

lostassassin123
12-18-2007, 06:02 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kew414:
lostassassin123, I don't think you really get the idea much http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
You have to caption the picture given, not a random one you choose http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Fates.Dark.Hand
12-18-2007, 06:23 AM
Nice Idea Kew, i think this game will create quite alot of chaos http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Gaurds:Get him! he's got the last Wii!

blarson11
12-18-2007, 12:31 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Fates.Dark.Hand:
Nice Idea Kew, i think this game will create quite alot of chaos http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Gaurds:Get him! he's got the last Wii! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

rawffle.. we have a winner... every time im in a game store someone asks to buy one and they say they are out

lets see...ok here we go.

"I knew i should have taken a left turn at acre!"

oh.. whateva. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Clonage2006
12-18-2007, 12:46 PM
Come on lads, you'll never loose those pounds unless you work a sweat!

KnightTemplar45
12-18-2007, 02:27 PM
Altair: "I swear to God, if you touch my butt one more time..."

kew414
12-18-2007, 06:54 PM
Yay, awards http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

<span class="ev_code_RED">Winning Caption</span>:
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa286/ScytheOfGrim/RabbidPopularcopy.jpg

by ScytheOfGrim http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Runner Up</span>:
-Eagle beaked hood-$50
-White surcoat and sash-$100
-Hidden Switchblade-$150
-being chased by a mob of armed and dangerous guards that want to kill you.....Priceless

by Marek86


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Honorable Mention Award</span>:
Yay a tie between: http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Altair-"Come on, guys! Assassin's Creed 2 is abt to get released at Gamestop!!

by spazzoo1025

and

Gaurds:Get him! he's got the last Wii!

by Fates.Dark.Hand


<span class="ev_code_BROWN">Unusual Breakthrough Award</span>:
Another tie between:

guard: you sir, cake or death?
Altair: I'll have the cake please.
guard: well we're out of cake. we only brought 3 bits, we weren't expecting such a rush.
Altair: so my choice is "or death"?

by Blarson11

And

Altair-Hey, guys I just saw a child riding a camel!
Guards-No wai! Children and camels are myths.
Altair Ya wai! Follow me into this dark alley. (snicker)

by Redfeather1975 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


<span class="ev_code_RED">Chaos Award</span>:
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w228/AldirTheDunedain/screenshot_1307592139_1192171954-2.jpg

by AldirTheKnight


<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Most Entertaining Caption</span>:
Guards: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

by Cerus http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


<span class="ev_code_BLUE">The "Where Am I?" Award</span> http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif:
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/2531/assassinscreed2hg6.jpg

by lostassassin123 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


Congratulations to the winners http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif
To those who didn't win an award: There's still many more pictures to come, so don't commit suicide yet http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif



Next Picture:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_1393617091_1192171954.jpg

blarson11
12-18-2007, 06:58 PM
Dude, the hay bale is at the other end of the building! Rookie.

1. the newest pokemon

2. summon guard (i.e. oblivion)

3. Diving at the special olympics

4. Guard: please freeze b4 i hit bottom.

edit: yay i won! (kinda)

DDR
12-18-2007, 07:57 PM
Guard: HEY! Theres a quarter down there!
Altair: No! -_-"

stix489
12-18-2007, 08:01 PM
Altair: I love using The Force on these suckers! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

blarson11
12-18-2007, 08:02 PM
good ones guys. you aussies just keep multiplying

here's another one.

Guard:why??!!
Altair: I just got done cleaning my sword, thats why


another.

Guard: hey, no looking up my skirt (thingy) on the way down.

Wolfgare
12-18-2007, 08:08 PM
Altair: If you see Kew down there, tell him "Hi!" for me. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

stix489
12-18-2007, 08:14 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by p8ntballer1105:
Altair: If you see Kew down there, tell him "Hi!" for me. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You gave me an idea!

Altair: "If you ever see Kew...tell him I'm gonna throw him off too if Stix doesn't win"

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

blarson11
12-18-2007, 08:17 PM
that gave me an idea.

Altair: If you see the other competition, send them up here so i can finish them too! then...



I WIN! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

Redfeather1975
12-18-2007, 10:59 PM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_1393617091_1192171954.jpg

Guard: See Altair, my belly button is my center of gravity!
Altair: Fine Einstein, take the five friggin gold. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Another one.

Altair: Hey Jacques, pull my finger.
Jacques: Sacre bleu! It done come off!
Le Ahhhhhh....

blarson11
12-18-2007, 11:09 PM
Altair: I hope you prayed on the way up here
Guard: im prayin now.

stix489
12-18-2007, 11:50 PM
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh98/stix489/AssassinsCreed.jpg

Meh...I was bored!

Redfeather1975
12-18-2007, 11:54 PM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_1393617091_1192171954.jpg

Guard: Hey Altair! Lood down there! It's a child riding a camel. Really, I swear!
Altair: That's my freaking line! But you get a high five for the rhyming skillz.

One last one...

Guard: Look, there's invisible geometry here. I can push on it to keep my balance.
Altair: The bump mapping on your tunic feels soooo real.

blarson11
12-19-2007, 12:18 AM
Cirque de Assassin. man i am bored

Robbinho1992
12-19-2007, 02:37 AM
ALtair: On the Left we have a Great View of Acre *MOves his hand to the left and hits the guard off the edge*
Altair: And if you look down there we have a fasncating rare occurance of a dead body being surronded by guards.
*Crowd Claps*
*ALtair Sees guards coming for him*
Altair: Well thats all folks, im here all week.
*Dive into bale of hay*
Guards: Did the show end allready?

((Bit long winded but hey.))

Zerban_da_Great
12-19-2007, 02:52 AM
Guard: I can see my house from heeeeeerrrreeeee....

or

Guard: *balancing* I... can... just... reach.. that... nickel...
Altair: I'll save ya dood! *push* ... ah testicles.

blarson11
12-19-2007, 04:47 AM
guard: will it hurt?
Altair: probably.

AldirTheKnight
12-19-2007, 09:35 AM
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w228/AldirTheDunedain/screenshot_1393617091_1192171954.jpg

lostassassin123
12-19-2007, 09:37 AM
Wheeee!!!!
I won something!!!! ^.^
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif
....................
Altair: Got it?
Guard: Almost....Just a little more...Darn it! Forget about that ball.
Moral: Don't play football on the roof....especially with Altair xD
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

AldirTheKnight
12-19-2007, 09:51 AM
Made 2 new ones.


http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w228/AldirTheDunedain/screenshot_1393617091_1192171954-1.jpg


and


http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w228/AldirTheDunedain/screenshot_1393617091_1192171954-2.jpg

KnightTemplar45
12-19-2007, 01:02 PM
Altair: "I told you to stop touching my butt!"

blarson11
12-19-2007, 01:24 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KnightTemplar45:
Altair: "I told you to stop touching my butt!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Guard: i cant help it, im attracted to shiny objects!

that didn't really make sense but oh well.

SpyderNynja
12-19-2007, 03:31 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Redfeather1975:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_1393617091_1192171954.jpg

Guard: See Altair, my belly button is my center of gravity!
Altair: Fine Einstein, take the five friggin gold. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Another one.

Altair: Hey Jacques, pull my finger.
Jacques: Sacre bleu! It done come off!
Le Ahhhhhh.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif too funny http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

mine is short and simple

Altair: JIMMY! NO!

Ace426
12-19-2007, 04:30 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Redfeather1975:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_1393617091_1192171954.jpg



Altair: Do you see any thing?
Guard: i would if youstoped tuching my butt
Altair: Screw you *push*

.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

blarson11
12-19-2007, 10:39 PM
the fake push gone wrong

(u know, like when you grab someone standing on a ledge like ur gonna push em off and they freak)

Chopper511
12-19-2007, 11:37 PM
Yeah lol when you say "saved your life", well I guess this isn't the case this time Altair just gone a little bit too far with his little tricks.

Lazybeans
12-20-2007, 12:09 PM
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3154/captionwt9.png

AldirTheKnight
12-20-2007, 12:18 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Lazybeans:
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3154/captionwt9.png </div></BLOCKQUOTE>



http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Lazybeans
12-20-2007, 12:22 PM
^Psh, is it that bad?

ThePheonix1030
12-20-2007, 01:07 PM
lol I didn't even see that guy XD

AldirTheKnight
12-20-2007, 01:11 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Lazybeans:
^Psh, is it that bad? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


it was really bad lol



@ phoenix, I replaced him with a LOLcat http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Lazybeans
12-20-2007, 01:18 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AldirTheKnight:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Lazybeans:
^Psh, is it that bad? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


it was really bad lol
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I still might be able to get a "Worst Caption" award then. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

kew414
12-21-2007, 02:57 AM
Awards, as requested by Stix http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


<span class="ev_code_RED">Winning Caption</span>:
ALtair: On the Left we have a Great View of Acre *MOves his hand to the left and hits the guard off the edge*
Altair: And if you look down there we have a fasncating rare occurance of a dead body being surronded by guards.
*Crowd Claps*
*ALtair Sees guards coming for him*
Altair: Well thats all folks, im here all week.
*Dive into bale of hay*
Guards: Did the show end allready?

by Robbinho1992 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Runner Up</span>:
guard: will it hurt?
Altair: probably.

by blarson11


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Honorable Mention Award</span>:
Altair: Hey Jacques, pull my finger.
Jacques: Sacre bleu! It done come off!
Le Ahhhhhh....

by Redfeather1975


<span class="ev_code_BROWN">Unusual Breakthrough Award</span>:
Guard: Hey Altair! Lood down there! It's a child riding a camel. Really, I swear!
Altair: That's my freaking line! But you get a high five for the rhyming skillz.

by Redfeather1975


<span class="ev_code_RED">Chaos Award</span>:
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w228/AldirTheDunedain/screenshot_1393617091_1192171954-1.jpg

by AldirtheKnight


<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Most Entertaining Caption</span>:
Altair: "I told you to stop touching my butt!"

by KnightTemplar45


<span class="ev_code_BLUE">The "I can't believe it didn't work!" Award</span> http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif:
Altair: If you see Kew down there, tell him "Hi!" for me.

by p8ntballer1105


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">The Cascading Caption</span> AND <span class="ev_code_yellow">The "I can't believe my cheap copy of the other guys caption didn't work!" Award</span>:
Altair: "If you ever see Kew...tell him I'm gonna throw him off too if Stix doesn't win"

by stix489 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif


Congratulations to the winners http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif



Next Picture:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/1192167114.jpg

stix489
12-21-2007, 03:07 AM
WOOOOOHHHOOOOO! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Thanks Kew! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

stix489
12-21-2007, 03:26 AM
Sorry for the double post but...

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh98/stix489/AC2.jpg

Hope you like it!

Clonage2006
12-21-2007, 03:33 AM
Altair(across roof top): Let's have a game of hide and seek! I'll hide!
Guard:Ok, 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10
Altair: Ready or not, here I come!
Guard: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif Eh?

BobDown
12-21-2007, 05:20 AM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/wriooo3/ac.jpg

Meh...I gave it a shot. :P

Robbinho1992
12-21-2007, 06:04 AM
YaY, I won! Thats great, and i liked the runner up one aswell, that made me laugh. Ok my attempt at this one...



HOuse of Flying Daggers : ALtair Style

ThunderboltKid
12-21-2007, 01:44 PM
My caption: Altairs version of Titanic... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

(wen dey stand on the front of the boat) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

nisforstupid
12-21-2007, 02:25 PM
Dady! Is that you? You came back from the market! WHY WONT YOU HUG ME DADDY?!

DDR
12-21-2007, 04:37 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">
Next Picture:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/1192167114.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Guard: Wow, what a great cloud. Its just so big, fluffy I just wanna squeeze it. It reminds me of th-- Hey, I don't remember having a knife in my stomach

dirtybird21
12-21-2007, 05:04 PM
Altair: CATCH!

Guard: WTF i wasn't ready!

KnightTemplar45
12-21-2007, 05:16 PM
YAY, I won Most Entertaining Caption. Thank you &lt;bows&gt;.

Altair: "THESE ARE SPIRIT FINGERS!"

for anyone who deosn't get that ~~~~&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDbnkfHtD_E

Redfeather1975
12-21-2007, 09:45 PM
Altair:Carebear Stare!
Distant Guard:Why does my neck feel

warm.http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/1192167114.jpg

*Altair dances, then stops to do 'bring it' pose*
Farthest Guard : Dude, turn around. You just got served.
Guard : Huh?

Wolfgare
12-21-2007, 10:18 PM
@Kew
Mine did too work. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Anyways..

Altair: Twenty bucks says I hit the guard in the ***.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DanielModica
12-21-2007, 11:49 PM
Altair: "Come here Baby!"

(you know like those movies where two people run at each other and they hug?)

Redfeather1975
12-22-2007, 01:20 AM
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/3677/opticblastoi6.jpg

aLTAIR : OpTIc BLaSt!

dinorap19
12-22-2007, 01:24 AM
Hahaha, I cannot believe you started a captions game on this forum and didn't tell me, Kew. Hello to all, I'm from the PoP forums. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Here's a real simple one.

A for Assassin's Creed

Tiberius135
12-22-2007, 03:14 AM
lol Redfeather wins. Mind you, I only looked at the this page.

stix489
12-22-2007, 03:22 AM
Look at page 4...I WIN! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

JK http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Tiberius135
12-22-2007, 03:30 AM
Redfeather has lasers and should have won the original one too.

the_assassin_07
12-22-2007, 03:50 AM
Altair: Den den den den den den den den, you can't touch this!

(looking to win the follow up award thingamabob) :

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/3677/opticblastoi6.jpg

Guard in distance: Wait, what year is it again?

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif.

They suck, I know, but hey I tried...

Tiberius135
12-22-2007, 04:06 AM
Oh yea. Redfeather wins. Did you know PS3 tags is no longer under refurbishment?

lostassassin123
12-22-2007, 04:34 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Redfeather1975:
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/3677/opticblastoi6.jpg

aLTAIR : OpTIc BLaSt! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
I wouldn't even try http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

AldirTheKnight
12-22-2007, 07:32 AM
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w228/AldirTheDunedain/1192167114.jpg


Chaos Award again? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

spazzoo1025
12-22-2007, 07:09 PM
Altair: Jeez, you suck at jump rope!
black guard on right: My turnnn!


also,

Guard: Take the picture, dammit! I can't stay like this forever!!

AldirTheKnight
12-22-2007, 07:19 PM
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w228/AldirTheDunedain/vsvsd.jpg
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w228/AldirTheDunedain/sdv.jpg
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w228/AldirTheDunedain/r3r34.jpg

KnightTemplar45
12-22-2007, 08:09 PM
The guard to the right of Altair, with the shocked look on his face: "I ain't never seen steppin' like this befo'!"

spazzoo1025
12-22-2007, 08:22 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KnightTemplar45:
The guard to the right of Altair, with the shocked look on his face: "I ain't never seen steppin' like this befo'!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

lmao

Lost_Control303
12-22-2007, 08:41 PM
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2586/ceilingcatlu3.jpg

Yay, fixed it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Also, the guy with the shocked look on his face:

*In a gay voice" OH MY GOD, THOSE SHOES ARE BEAUTIFUL! Where can i buy them?!

SpyderNynja
12-22-2007, 09:22 PM
edit

i had no idea winners for the previous cap were posted already http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

I'll sit this one out

Tiberius135
12-22-2007, 10:03 PM
Redfeather hurry up and make one so I can say you win. Until then I vote Aldir wins.

Edit: I like templar's too, alot.

blarson11
12-22-2007, 11:02 PM
i dont have the means to do this right now so imagine...

guy in back: *waves altair #1 foam finger* 20 gold pieces on bulletproof monk!
Altair to black guard: how do you want me to incapacitate you: head, chest, or knee?
black guard: um i was actually planning on running...
Altair under breath: id like to see you try...*evil smirk*

i edited this

BobDown
12-23-2007, 03:05 AM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/wriooo3/ac2.jpg

stix489
12-23-2007, 03:54 AM
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh98/stix489/AC4.jpg

Don't ask...

Robbinho1992
12-23-2007, 05:17 AM
((I dont want to sound like a grinch or anything, but aren't captions just suppose to be words and not additions to a picture....But whatever))

MY try....

Black Guard: This Years Breakdancing Battle is going to be tense! They've actually started fighting with Swords! Its a Break dancing Battle, not a Sword Fight!

Tiberius135
12-23-2007, 03:59 PM
lol Stix wtf is that?

SimRicard
12-23-2007, 05:55 PM
Guard: Hey look! A nickel!

dinorap19
12-23-2007, 06:51 PM
Narrator: And here we have rare footage of a group of men attempting to subdue the famous Invisible Rat. This species is known to be as big as a cow, from what we can tell this one is roughly the size of a small dog or a really large cat!
Guard A(dead guy in right): Aaah! It got me! *ded*
Guard B(just above dead guy): I'm scared!
Guard C(front of Altair): *trips* It's here, get it!
Altair: I think I got it!
Everybody: Yaaay!

Ace426
12-23-2007, 09:09 PM
Next Picture:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_582391793_1192171954.jpg [/QUOTE]

Altair: And that is what happens when you try to steal my beer! Any one else?
Guard: Bring it!
Altair: *chops the guy in ***** (showen in pic)

stix489
12-24-2007, 09:19 PM
Yeah i think it's time for the results! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

kew414
12-24-2007, 10:16 PM
It's Christmas. I'll do it tonight http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Zain0
12-24-2007, 10:48 PM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_582391793_1192171954.jpg

Altair : No no no, you're supposed to go UNDER the sword to do the limbo

ScytheOfGrim
12-25-2007, 12:41 AM
Altair:

"Ugh... Jade, get to work on the hit detection..."

AldirTheKnight
12-25-2007, 06:45 AM
omg I think i'm actually gonna win for once!

kew414
12-25-2007, 06:36 PM
Hmm there wasn't a big amount of caption this time 'round http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

<span class="ev_code_RED">Winning Caption</span>:
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2586/ceilingcatlu3.jpg

by Lost_Control303

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Runner Ups</span>:
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w228/AldirTheDunedain/vsvsd.jpg

by AldirTheKnight

And

Narrator: And here we have rare footage of a group of men attempting to subdue the famous Invisible Rat. This species is known to be as big as a cow, from what we can tell this one is roughly the size of a small dog or a really large cat!
Guard A(dead guy in right): Aaah! It got me! *ded*
Guard B(just above dead guy): I'm scared!
Guard C(front of Altair): *trips* It's here, get it!
Altair: I think I got it!
Everybody: Yaaay!

by dinorap19


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Honorable Mention Award</span>:
Guard: Take the picture, dammit! I can't stay like this forever!!

by spazzoo1025

<span class="ev_code_BROWN">Unusual Breakthrough Award</span>:
guy in back: *waves altair #1 foam finger* 20 gold pieces on bulletproof monk!
Altair to black guard: how do you want me to incapacitate you: head, chest, or knee?
black guard: um i was actually planning on running...
Altair under breath: id like to see you try...*evil smirk*

by blarson11


<span class="ev_code_RED">Chaos Award</span>:
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh98/stix489/AC4.jpg

by stix489. Yeah, you got it. Prolly cause you're the only person that WENT for it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Most Entertaining Caption</span>:
Narrator: And here we have rare footage of a group of men attempting to subdue the famous Invisible Rat. This species is known to be as big as a cow, from what we can tell this one is roughly the size of a small dog or a really large cat!
Guard A(dead guy in right): Aaah! It got me! *ded*
Guard B(just above dead guy): I'm scared!
Guard C(front of Altair): *trips* It's here, get it!
Altair: I think I got it!
Everybody: Yaaay!

by dinorap19. Heh, *ded* http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif



Congratulations to the winners http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif



Next Picture:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_446877449_1192171954.jpg

kew414
12-25-2007, 06:39 PM
Sorry guys I screwed up the awards on the last page so I had to delete the post http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Anyways, I'm going on a camp from tomorrow 'til the 6th of January, so I need someone to run this game for me. Any volunteers?
I'll give you enough pics to last those days.

If no one wants to, this thread will have to die for 10 days...

DDR
12-25-2007, 08:06 PM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_446877449_1192171954.jpg

Introducing: Assassins Matrix


@kew: January 6th is my Bday http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif but no I dont think I would be able to take oevr the game, im busy with exams etc. Sorry

AldirTheKnight
12-25-2007, 08:09 PM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_446877449_1192171954.jpg


Altair: Excuse me, it appears my knife has penetrated you, allow me to take it out.

BobDown
12-25-2007, 09:37 PM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/wriooo3/AC3.jpg

Wolfgare
12-25-2007, 11:21 PM
@Kew: I volunteer Stix to do it.


Guard A(*stabbed*): Was that really necessary? *http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif*
Altair(*stabbie*): Well.. uh.. YaH *http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif*

dinorap19
12-25-2007, 11:25 PM
Director: Cut! Cut! CUUUUT!
Everybody: What's wrong?
Director: The horse... it's giving me the Evil Eye!

zgubilici
12-25-2007, 11:47 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kew414:
Sorry guys I screwed up the awards on the last page so I had to delete the post http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Anyways, I'm going on a camp from tomorrow 'til the 6th of January, so I need someone to run this game for me. Any volunteers?
I'll give you enough pics to last those days.

If no one wants to, this thread will have to die for 10 days... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I can do it if you want http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif I guess you could say I am 'qualified', no? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

I'll post the awards for the PoP caption game tomorrow so I can do double shift http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
If so, please send me a PT with those screenies http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

stix489
12-26-2007, 01:02 AM
Well I was gonna volunteer, since I already go some "fans" ( http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif) but that's OK...you can do it Z! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

dinorap19
12-26-2007, 01:05 AM
Actually I'd say the Zmod would be a better candidate than you cause she has fans on the PoP forums too and has experience in this sorta thing. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

stix489
12-26-2007, 01:55 AM
Yeah I guess...ah well... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Redfeather1975
12-26-2007, 01:57 AM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_446877449_1192171954.jpg

Center Guard : Hey look! I can make my sword float. Weee oooo weeee oooo!
Altair : I can make my sword sink!
*shunk*
Center Guard : Oh why! It smarts so. Madness! Why did you...
Altair : Shuuut uuuup.
Center Guard : Right through my collar bone. The pain. It's so excruciat....
Altair : Quiet guy, here I'll take it out.
Center Guard : Oh it hurts even more with the pulling out part! Ohhhhhhh!

spazzoo1025
12-26-2007, 11:13 AM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_446877449_1192171954.jpg
Altair: Stab stab staaaabb!
Guard: Ow...u stabbed me!

also

Horse: WTF?? I did NOT quit the National Polo team for this!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Muybridge_race_horse_animated.gif

membernametaken
12-26-2007, 11:38 AM
Altair to center guard: "You've got red on you."

-or-

Altair to center guard: "NO POINTY HATS ALLOWED!!!"

SpyderNynja
12-26-2007, 09:55 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by membernametaken:
Altair to center guard: "You've got red on you."

-or-

Altair to center guard: "NO POINTY HATS ALLOWED!!!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

both of those captions are pure billiance http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

blarson11
12-26-2007, 10:56 PM
Altair: I shouldn't do this. everyone will recognize me since i am the only one who can ride a horse.

Zerban_da_Great
12-27-2007, 01:57 AM
Altair: *riding into Jerusalem to assassinate Robert de Sable*
Centre Guard: Halt, infidel!
Altair: *stabs guard* I just drowned fifty times trying to kill Sibrand, I'M NOT IN THE ****ING MOOD!

and

Right Guard: Gates of Babel'owned!

stix489
12-27-2007, 02:23 AM
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh98/stix489/AC6.jpg

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Clonage2006
12-27-2007, 07:44 AM
MiddleGuard: Ouch, a sword.
Ooh your hand looks tasty.

the_assassin_07
12-27-2007, 09:41 AM
Altair: Ahhh I'm falling! I'll regain my balance by stabbing this guard with my sword!

*regains balance*

Stay tuned for more adventures of SUPERASSASSIN!

ScytheOfGrim
12-27-2007, 11:21 AM
Another attempt... &gt;_&gt;

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa286/ScytheOfGrim/screenshot_446877449_1192171954copy.jpg

Yes, the forum's gotten to me... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

the_assassin_07
12-27-2007, 11:37 AM
Haha!

Pure genius http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

Z (if you're doing it) we have a winner!

zgubilici
12-27-2007, 11:42 AM
Yes, I'm doing the award ceremony later today (in about 12 hours from now http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif)

Xthe_assassinX
12-27-2007, 12:08 PM
Guard to the Right: Mwaha! I shall pick your horses nose!
Guard to the left: H4X0r! How did u get a horse!
Altair: My 1337 h4x0r 5k1llZ Pwn u n00b
Guard on the ground: I lost my contact!

the_assassin_07
12-27-2007, 12:09 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Yes, I'm doing the award ceremony later today (in about 12 hours from now ) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Cool.

zgubilici
12-28-2007, 12:38 AM
The award ceremony is here http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I will add some of my other ˜patented' awards (only temporarily, in italichttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif) in here today http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif (in addition to the official ones that kew ˜forgot' to mention my copyright on http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif)


<span class="ev_code_RED">Winning Captions</span>:

Altair to center guard: "You've got red on you."

posted by membernametaken http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif hehe, lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


and

Altair: *riding into Jerusalem to assassinate Robert de Sable*
Centre Guard: Halt, infidel!
Altair: *stabs guard* I just drowned fifty times trying to kill Sibrand, I'M NOT IN THE ****ING MOOD!

posted by Zerban_da_Great Lol! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif (easy on the autocensor next time http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif)



<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Runner Ups</span>:

Altair: Excuse me, it appears my knife has penetrated you, allow me to take it out.

posted by AldirTheKnight http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif


and

Altair: I shouldn't do this. everyone will recognize me since i am the only one who can ride a horse.

posted by blarson11 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif hehe, true http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Honorable Mentions </span>:

Introducing: Assassins Matrix

posted by DDR http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

and

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/wriooo3/AC3.jpg

posted by BobDown http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif



<LI><span class="ev_code_purple">The Originality Award</span>


http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa286/ScytheOfGrim/screenshot_446877449_1192171954copy.jpg

posted by ScytheOfGrim hehe http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif



<span class="ev_code_BROWN">Unusual Breakthrough Award</span>:

Director: Cut! Cut! CUUUUT!
Everybody: What's wrong?
Director: The horse... it's giving me the Evil Eye!

posted by dinorap19 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


<LI> <span class="ev_code_pink">The X-files Award</span>

Center Guard : Hey look! I can make my sword float. Weee oooo weeee oooo!
Altair : I can make my sword sink!
*shunk*
Center Guard : Oh why! It smarts so. Madness! Why did you...
Altair : Shuuut uuuup.
Center Guard : Right through my collar bone. The pain. It's so excruciat....
Altair : Quiet guy, here I'll take it out.
Center Guard : Oh it hurts even more with the pulling out part! Ohhhhhhh!

posted by Redfeather1975 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif


<span class="ev_code_RED">Chaos Award</span>:

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh98/stix489/AC6.jpg

posted by stix489 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif



<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Most Entertaining Caption</span>:

Altair to center guard: "NO POINTY HATS ALLOWED!!!"

posted by membernametaken http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



<span class="ev_code_BLUE">The Caption with the most unexpected ending- Award</span>

Guard A(*stabbed*): Was that really necessary? *http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif*
Altair(*stabbie*): Well.. uh.. YaH *http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif*

posted by p8ntballer1105 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif lolhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


<LI><span class="ev_code_purple"> The most "dramatic" caption –award</span>

Horse: WTF?? I did NOT quit the National Polo team for this!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Muybridge_race_horse_animated.gif

posted by spazzoo1025 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif



http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif Congratulations everyone http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif

http://www.christmasmyspacelayouts.com/images/dividers/christmas_myspace_divider_11.gif


Next Picture from kew's collection http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/1194935678.jpg

Have fun everyone http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

stix489
12-28-2007, 12:45 AM
YAY! I won the Chaos Award...again! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Thanks Z...oh and can you check your PM please! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

ScytheOfGrim
12-28-2007, 12:46 AM
Ha! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

So, one win and the Originality Award... xD

What next?

Taniquetil
12-28-2007, 12:54 AM
The Bald Dude: MUUUUUM! ALTAIR CHEATED IN THE THUMBWAR AGAIN!

i looked at this for 30 secs but im sure sumthin can be said for the guy on the side...hes sitting there not looking too bothered about life whilst im guessing his master is being attacked by a deadly assasin....is he high?

LaMia831
12-28-2007, 02:05 AM
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd237/artemis831/1194935678.jpg

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

dinorap19
12-28-2007, 02:24 AM
Robert: I asked for a trim. A TRIM! Why'd you shave off all my hair!? Lousy barber!
Altair: Waaaah! I'm sorry! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif
Guard: Uh.. are you two done yet? I need a haircut and I'm gonna be late for an appointment...

stix489
12-28-2007, 02:36 AM
OMG DINO!! THAT IS WHAT I DID IN A WAY!! I swear I didn't copy it off you!!

EDIT: Here it is...I just needed to restart my comp and upload it on photobucket...

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh98/stix489/AC8.jpg

ScytheOfGrim
12-28-2007, 02:47 AM
Meh... I had the idea in my head, but I think I forgot part of it while I was working... &gt;_&gt;
EDIT: lol, forgot he pic... &gt;_&gt;

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa286/ScytheOfGrim/tattoo.jpg

DDR
12-28-2007, 04:12 AM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/1194935678.jpg

Robert: For the fifth time Altair! Its left, right, twirl, back, kick! Not right, left, kick, twirl, back! GOSH!

Altair: Drama Queen -_-

ScytheOfGrim
12-28-2007, 04:18 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Robert: For the fifth time Altair! Its left, right, twirl, back, kick! Not right, left, kick, twirl, back! GOSH! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ha! xD

This is better:

Robert: For the fifth time Altair! It's left, right, twirl, back, kick! Not right, back, kickkickkickkickkick!
lol

DDR
12-28-2007, 04:51 AM
Hehe, thanks http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Fizh
12-28-2007, 08:22 AM
First Post Lol

Robert: I'm telling you, Wolverine has 3 blades!

spazzoo1025
12-28-2007, 08:29 AM
yayyy most dramatic award! ok, so new one ayyy?



Robert: Ok now place your left hand on my waist...ON MY WAIST!!!
Altair: Forget it! I don't wanna go to the prom anymore!
Robert: No! I did not free up 5 nights of my life to teach you salsa lessons just for you to quit now!
Guard: Oh oh! My turn nextttt!

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif here comes anotha!

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o114/spazzoo1025/newcapcom.jpg

AldirTheKnight
12-28-2007, 11:10 AM
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w228/AldirTheDunedain/1194935678.jpg

sightl3ss
12-28-2007, 11:58 AM
Altair- WHAT DID U SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?????????
Robert- i said she was a fat ugly camel
Guard- but sir, all the camels are dead....
Robert-exactly...............

Redfeather1975
12-28-2007, 06:16 PM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/1194935678.jpg

Altair : There's something on your neck, let me point to it.

Robert : I've read the assassination manual you know! I'm not that dumb.

Guard : I told you it wouldn't work. Let me just hit him with my trusty stick.

Altair : It's always you and your stupid stick Alfonse. This is just cooler, but damn this guy is strong.

BobDown
12-28-2007, 07:10 PM
Got 2 this time.

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/wriooo3/ac4.jpg

And...

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/wriooo3/ac5.jpg

Zerban_da_Great
12-28-2007, 07:17 PM
OMG! I WON! I WON, I WON, I WOOOOONNNNN! *explodes*
But still, it's a true story. Sibrand irked me so much *stony faced*

Robert: Now, my dear Assassin, we're going to see what you REALLY look like!
Altair: *high-pitched voice* No, please, I'll do anything.
Robert: *throws off hood* AHAaaa... wtf?
Maria: Not very funny when it happens to you, is it?

membernametaken
12-28-2007, 08:29 PM
Bald guy to Altair: "TITTY TWISTER!!!"

*sorry if the T-word is against the rules*

stix489
12-28-2007, 08:39 PM
^^Nipple Cripple^^ http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

*sorry if the <STRIKE>T</STRIKE> N -word is against the rules*

the_assassin_07
12-29-2007, 03:37 AM
Bald guy: Um.. What are you doing?

Altair: Uh.. Just practicing my dance moves man! Come on do it with me! But at the last part you have to kneel leaving your kneck vulnerable!

Bald guy: Ok!

*memory fast forward*

Al Mualim: Well done Altair you have used the sacred art of deception to assassinate... the bald guy.

Altair: Wait I was just getting to the good part! WHY ROBOTIC VOICER THING WHY!?

Al Mualim: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Or:

Bald guy: Let go of me you piece of...

*memory fast forward*

stix489
12-29-2007, 03:53 AM
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh98/stix489/AC8b.jpg

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

the_assassin_07
12-29-2007, 04:17 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

<STRIKE>http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif Lol</STRIKE>

stix489
12-29-2007, 04:22 AM
^^Just say it...

the_assassin_07
12-29-2007, 04:23 AM
Say what?

stix489
12-29-2007, 04:28 AM
<STRIKE>PS3 FTW YEAH H4XOR</STRIKE> Nevermind... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

the_assassin_07
12-29-2007, 04:39 AM
<STRIKE>YEAH MAN!</STRIKE>

stix489
12-29-2007, 04:53 AM
<STRIKE>WUSS...ADMIT IT!!</STRIKE> http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

the_assassin_07
12-29-2007, 04:57 AM
<STRIKE>YOU DIDN'T!</STRIKE>

stix489
12-29-2007, 05:03 AM
<STRIKE>I DID IN MY CAPTION</STRIKE> http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Redfeather1975
12-29-2007, 05:53 AM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/1194935678.jpg

Altair : The power of Christ compels you! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Robert : I don't think it's working...

Guard : Hey guys, if you can't exorcise that strange spike out of his head, I can knock it out with my trusty stick!

Altair/Robert : Enough with your stupid stick already!!!

Xthe_assassinX
12-29-2007, 08:41 PM
Altair : OO OO!! Smell my fingers!!
Robby: Uh.. no?
Altair: Come on do it do it!
Robby : Why do they smell like clam chowder and.. OMG!!.. are those SWEDISH FISH!!!! OMFG!!
Guard dude : You got a good sniffer. Lucky I trimmed them nose hairs.
Robby: Alty, you gotta hook a brutha up with some swedish fish.
Altair: Those aren't swedish fish.... =)

dinorap19
12-29-2007, 08:42 PM
stix, weren't you supposed to keep this thing alive for 10 days?

stix489
12-29-2007, 08:50 PM
I WAS...but then Alex volunteered, so I took the backseat. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

dinorap19
12-29-2007, 08:53 PM
Alex volunteered to do the awards. You're the life support system. Now support the life! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

stix489
12-29-2007, 08:54 PM
Any tips? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

GAH FINE...I don't need your tips anyway...hmph... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif

OK PEOPLE...I DON'T SEE ENOUGH CAPTIONS!!

DDR
12-29-2007, 09:09 PM
There are alot of captions 0.o

dinorap19
12-29-2007, 09:14 PM
Not really... IMO anyways. Also... A note to all, unless you're doing photomanipulation, there really is no need to quote the image. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Lazybeans
12-29-2007, 09:21 PM
LAME CAPTION +1
(you did say you wanted more http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif)

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/9089/lamecaptionha6.png

Kid_Phazon
12-29-2007, 09:31 PM
Richard: Is Richard gunna hafta choke a bi*ch?

Altair: THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXSIST YET!

TIME PARADOX

Altair: See what you did?

Lazybeans
12-29-2007, 09:37 PM
^...Robert?

Ace426
12-29-2007, 10:30 PM
Robbert: OMFG why did you shave my head!
Altair: I think it looks good....
Guard: ya thats the new style

Kid_Phazon
12-29-2007, 10:38 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Lazybeans:
^...Richard? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yes exactly, lol

Boredandsuch
12-29-2007, 10:55 PM
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff297/PaulG13/RAPE.jpg

Kid_Phazon
12-29-2007, 10:58 PM
Ha Jeff Dunham reference.

Robbinho1992
12-29-2007, 11:01 PM
And Altair and Robert Kissed, while the Guard Cried in the corner as Romantic Music Plays.

Coming Soon

Assassins Creed: The Romance!

Boredandsuch
12-29-2007, 11:08 PM
coming to some screwed up game console near you...

Altair: blashephmy! This is madness!
Robert: madness.... THIS ISSS SPARTAAAA!

<span class="ev_code_BLACK">Assassins creed:</span><span class="ev_code_RED"> 3.00</span>

Robbinho1992
12-29-2007, 11:44 PM
Altair: So what does this map say? *Looks at table*
Robert:*Muffled* i dont know....Your hands in the way of my face.
Altair:Im just seeing if you have cancer....Yep my hand is bigger than your face.
Robert: Shouldnt it be my hand
Altair: Oh yeah....Ok You do it
Robert:*Puts hand over face* Nope dont have-
*ALtair Punches his hand and runs away with the map*
Robert: My Only love.....And now my nose is broken.

Robbinho1992
12-30-2007, 01:44 AM
ALtair Pushes the Guard out the way and runs towards Robert. They Embrace, Only to Find out Robert has a girlfriend thast just had a baby.

Next time on Crusade Crisis.....

Will Altair kill the baby and take Robert to be his own, while keeping him hostage?

Who is this mystery Woman?

Will the Guard ever find true Love?

Fund Out Tomorrow on


<span class="ev_code_RED">Crusade Crisis</span>

hownowsourcow
12-30-2007, 07:09 AM
Robert: He's mine Altair.

Altair: Shut up boldy he's mine.

Guard: Guys guys theres enough of me to go round dont worry.

the_assassin_07
12-30-2007, 01:45 PM
GIMME SOME!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

JaggyNettles
12-30-2007, 01:55 PM
altair- ok robert, weve been in this same position for 2 days now! can i just kill you?? im hungry!

robert- you think youre bad?&gt; my *** is itchy and i cant scratch!

the_assassin_07
12-30-2007, 01:57 PM
Me: And I need to change my underwear! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Zerban_da_Great
12-30-2007, 01:57 PM
Robert: You know not the things you meddle in, Assassin. I keep you alive only that you may deliver a mess- OH JESUS, HE BIT MAH HAND OFF!
Altair: Mmmm, tastes like chicken.

the_assassin_07
12-30-2007, 01:59 PM
Lovely..

ac014a5520
12-30-2007, 02:00 PM
The part of Assassin's Creed Altair didn't want you to see:

Robert: Ok don't move and stay calm...there's a spider on your robe

Altair: What?? Where?! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!


I felt so dirty and used just typing that http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif
But I love captioning contests and had to try XD

the_assassin_07
12-30-2007, 02:01 PM
Lol. Best one so far in my opinion.

Zerban_da_Great
12-30-2007, 07:10 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
Lovely.. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

What? In the pic it looks like Robert's hand is in Altair's mouth.

AssistantSensei
12-31-2007, 05:59 AM
Guy in Corner: "This is probably the most awkward dance I've ever seen."

maddog111
12-31-2007, 07:41 AM
how can i write on the pictures i really wanna join this and i wanna know how to make sigs and stuff..

the_assassin_07
12-31-2007, 11:30 AM
Just read the rules. And by the way Zerban I was talking about that you said it tasted like frogs legs then I said lovely... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Zerban_da_Great
12-31-2007, 05:43 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Zerban_da_Great:
Robert: You know not the things you meddle in, Assassin. I keep you alive only that you may deliver a mess- OH JESUS, HE BIT MAH HAND OFF!
Altair: Mmmm, tastes like chicken. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


There, is that better?

DanielModica
12-31-2007, 11:55 PM
Robert: AH! Altair, Happy New Year my friend!

Altair: uh yes... *stabby stabby* the same to you!

Guard: Ah.... Merry Christmas?

stix489
12-31-2007, 11:56 PM
I think Alex should be choosing the winners by now! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

the_assassin_07
01-01-2008, 05:54 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif

Well it is New Year, she probably has a hangover http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif.

zgubilici
01-01-2008, 03:27 PM
^You mean like this?: http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n165/desertblue32/happy-new-year-2000.jpg

Not really http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Hope everyone had a great New Year's Eve – all my best wishes for everyone for a great new year ahead http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif

Happy New Year! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif:
http://blogs.ancestry.com/circle/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/New%20Year%20clock.jpg

And now onto the award ceremony http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

http://www.christmasmyspacelayouts.com/images/dividers/christmas_myspace_divider_11.gif

Featured screenie:

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/1194935678.jpg



<span class="ev_code_RED">Winning Captions</span>:

This time around for the first winning caption we actually have a cascading sequence– and by the same author, lol – great job http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

source caption
Altair : There's something on your neck, let me point to it.

Robert : I've read the assassination manual you know! I'm not that dumb.

Guard : I told you it wouldn't work. Let me just hit him with my trusty stick.

Altair : It's always you and your stupid stick Alfonse. This is just cooler, but damn this guy is strong.

And the cascade caption:


Altair : The power of Christ compels you! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Robert : I don't think it's working...

Guard : Hey guys, if you can't exorcise that strange spike out of his head, I can knock it out with my trusty stick!

Altair/Robert : Enough with your stupid stick already!!!


both posted by Redfeather1975 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif hehe, great job http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

-----
And the second winning caption – which actually can be understood only after you actually played through that part of the game- so it might not be clear to everyone at this point, lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif



Robert: Now, my dear Assassin, we're going to see what you REALLY look like!
Altair: *high-pitched voice* No, please, I'll do anything.
Robert: *throws off hood* AHAaaa... wtf?
Maria: Not very funny when it happens to you, is it?

posted by Zerban_da_Great http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif hehe http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif awesome http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Runner Ups</span>:

Robert: I asked for a trim. A TRIM! Why'd you shave off all my hair!? Lousy barber!
Altair: Waaaah! I'm sorry! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif
Guard: Uh.. are you two done yet? I need a haircut and I'm gonna be late for an appointment...

posted by dinorap19 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


and

The Bald Dude: MUUUUUM! ALTAIR CHEATED IN THE THUMBWAR AGAIN!

posted by Taniquetil lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Honorable Mentions </span>:

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/wriooo3/ac4.jpg

posted by BobDown lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


and

altair- ok robert, weve been in this same position for 2 days now! can i just kill you?? im hungry!

robert- you think youre bad?> my *** is itchy and i cant scratch!

posted by altair1911 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif


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<LI><span class="ev_code_purple">The Originality Award</span>


Robert: I'm telling you, Wolverine has 3 blades!

posted by Fizh http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif hehe http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif



<span class="ev_code_BROWN">Unusual Breakthrough Award</span>:


Robert: AH! Altair, Happy New Year my friend!

Altair: uh yes... *stabby stabby* the same to you!

Guard: Ah.... Merry Christmas?

posted by DanielModica http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif lol! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



<LI> <span class="ev_code_purple">The X-files Award</span>

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh98/stix489/AC8b.jpg

posted by stix489 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif



<span class="ev_code_RED">Chaos Award</span>:

Altair : OO OO!! Smell my fingers!!
Robby: Uh.. no?
Altair: Come on do it do it!
Robby : Why do they smell like clam chowder and.. OMG!!.. are those SWEDISH FISH!!!! OMFG!!
Guard dude : You got a good sniffer. Lucky I trimmed them nose hairs.
Robby: Alty, you gotta hook a brutha up with some swedish fish.
Altair: Those aren't swedish fish.... =)

posted by Xthe_assassinX http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif



<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Most Entertaining Caption</span>:


http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/9089/lamecaptionha6.png

posted by Lazybeans http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif hehe http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



<LI><span class="ev_code_BLUE">The Caption with the most unexpected ending- Award</span>

Altair: So what does this map say? *Looks at table*
Robert:*Muffled* i dont know....Your hands in the way of my face.
Altair:Im just seeing if you have cancer....Yep my hand is bigger than your face.
Robert: Shouldnt it be my hand
Altair: Oh yeah....Ok You do it
Robert:*Puts hand over face* Nope dont have-
*ALtair Punches his hand and runs away with the map*
Robert: My Only love.....And now my nose is broken.


posted by Robbinho1992 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif



<LI>The <span class="ev_code_purple">Cascading Caption Award</span> – and it is a record cascade award for the AC forums up to date http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

<span class="ev_code_purple">Source caption</span>:

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd237/artemis831/1194935678.jpg

posted by LaMia831 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif


and its cascades in the following order

<span class="ev_code_purple">cascade number 1</span>:

Robert: For the fifth time Altair! Its left, right, twirl, back, kick! Not right, left, kick, twirl, back! GOSH!

Altair: Drama Queen -_-


posted by DDR http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif


<span class="ev_code_purple">cascade number 2</span>:


Robert: For the fifth time Altair! It's left, right, twirl, back, kick! Not right, back, kickkickkickkickkick!


posted by ScytheOfGrim http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif



<span class="ev_code_purple">cascade number 3</span>:


Robert: Ok now place your left hand on my waist...ON MY WAIST!!!
Altair: Forget it! I don't wanna go to the prom anymore!
Robert: No! I did not free up 5 nights of my life to teach you salsa lessons just for you to quit now!
Guard: Oh oh! My turn nextttt!

posted by spazzoo1025 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


and <span class="ev_code_purple">cascade number 4</span>:

Guy in Corner: "This is probably the most awkward dance I've ever seen."

posted by AssistantSensei http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

Great teamwork people http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif



<LI><span class="ev_code_purple"> The most "dramatic" caption –award</span>

Robert: Ok don't move and stay calm...there's a spider on your robe

Altair: What?? Where?! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!

posted by ac014a5520 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif this has been a highlight in the PoP caption game as well a few times in the past http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif




http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif Congratulations everyone http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif


http://www.christmasmyspacelayouts.com/images/dividers/christmas_myspace_divider_11.gif


Next Picture from kew's collection http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_213813377_1194894464.jpg

Have fun everyone http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Kid_Phazon
01-01-2008, 03:40 PM
Altair: I have the upper hand!

Guard: (Little does he know my trusty steed is nearby- wait, where'd he go?)

Brown Horse: I kinda feel sorry for him...

Clonage2006
01-01-2008, 04:05 PM
Guard: Hi Boss, when did you learn how to ride a horse? I can't see you too well the sun's in my eyes, why don't you come down and chat?

Altair: Is it ok if I stab you first?

Guard: http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Yes, I have no imagination right now.

spazzoo1025
01-01-2008, 04:08 PM
yayyy 3rd in the cascading awarddd!! and I was the only one to get an ROFL, http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ok ill post l8r

the_assassin_07
01-01-2008, 04:40 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">^You mean like this?: </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lol you rule Z http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.


Altair: Dun de dun! Let's kill him horsey!

Templar: No fair! The sun's in my eyes! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

Horses in distance: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Robbinho1992
01-01-2008, 06:35 PM
Yay the least expected ending reward !!

Altair: Ill use my Shiney sword to reflect the suns rays into your eyes to blind you!!
Guard: Ahhh MY EYES!!!!!!!!
*Writhes in pain rolling on the floor*
Altair: Im so good at killing people i dont even have to touch them!
Horse that is being ridden: When will he ever let me kill one....*Tear in horse's eye*
Its always Him, him him....What about my psychotic killing needs. All becuase he has the special blade, but i bet he cant break a mans neck with one kick...Ill show him!

DDR
01-01-2008, 08:27 PM
Horse in background talking to Templar: You know, you would probably have a chance against him if you WERE RIDING ME!

cooldude6681
01-02-2008, 12:12 AM
Templar Knight: "So it's a fight to the death you want?"
Alta&iuml;r: "To the pain!"
Templar Knight: "I'm not sure I'm familiar with that one."
Grey horse in background: "My this grass is mighty tasty."

AssistantSensei
01-02-2008, 01:35 AM
Altair: "FOR NARNIA!!!!"

BobDown
01-02-2008, 04:01 AM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/wriooo3/ac6.jpg

And...

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/wriooo3/ac7.jpg

the_assassin_07
01-02-2008, 06:03 AM
Haha I like the rose one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

membernametaken
01-03-2008, 03:54 PM
Altair to Guard: What the hell are you doing standing there?!?!?! There's a volcano behind us that's blowing up!!! RUN, YOU FOOL!!!

JaggyNettles
01-03-2008, 04:01 PM
film director- ok, weve been over this fight routine 100 times now! lets get crackin! oh, and knight, dont chop altairs finger of this time!

altair- *evil glare towards knight*

JaggyNettles
01-03-2008, 04:04 PM
i know theres no person to be the film director so lets pretend he's of screen http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Zerban_da_Great
01-03-2008, 04:08 PM
*Al Mualim and Robert De Sable arguing somewhere nearby*

Al Mualim: The thousand nations of the Muslim empire descend upon you! Our Assassins will blot out the sun!

Robert: Then our templars will fight in the shade!

Altair: Am I blotting out the sun yet?

Templar: Well, I'm fighting in the shade if I put my arms like this.

White horse: This fight is madness.

Brown horse: Oh now you've done it.

Altair and Templar: *in unison* THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAA!

dinorap19
01-04-2008, 07:39 AM
Altair: Everybody runs faster on a horse. Thunk! Chest stab!

Fizh
01-04-2008, 09:21 AM
Hehe Thanks for the award zgubilici.

BY THE POWER OF GREEEEEEEEEEEYSKULL!!!

Taniquetil
01-04-2008, 10:04 PM
liking the flower one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


Guard: deadly assassin and a nuke coming towards me! WORST DAY EVER!


or


Altair: who the hell writes these scripts? im riding in with the sun behind me on a white horse, can we get anymore cliche here guys?!


and ooh i thanks for the last mention

psychojoe
01-05-2008, 07:21 AM
It seems that the 'Interrogation' mission became all too much for Altair

minibinladin
01-05-2008, 07:29 AM
Altair: i couldn't find any mail boxes, so i decided to play templar baseball instead.

spazzoo1025
01-05-2008, 11:04 AM
ahhh i cant think of anything good for this oneeeee

Lazybeans
01-05-2008, 11:09 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by spazzoo1025:
ahhh i cant think of anything good for this oneeeee </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Me neither. :/

ac014a5520
01-05-2008, 11:59 AM
Thanks for the dramatic caption award http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Altair: WHAT THE-?! Where the hell did this horse come from? I was running on foot the last time I checked...

Templar: *Evil little giggle to self*

Oh god don't ask, it's one of the many random things in my mind when sleep deprived =.=

maddog111
01-05-2008, 01:12 PM
No Beroblems..i knowe averyzing in za wholey worled so u cani count oni me :-)

In-The-Shadows
01-05-2008, 02:32 PM
Altair thinks to himself: Maybe if my horse trips over this rock here, I will be sent head first into the guard, plunging my sword through him!

Guard: Not again...

DanielModica
01-05-2008, 05:29 PM
woot unusual breakthrough award!! recognition!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

*Guard chops off the horses leg*
Altair: OMG YOU KILLED MY HORSE. CAN"T A MAN GET HOME IN TIME TO WATCH FAMILY GUY ANYMORE!!?

Guard: Oh, well you looked pretty menacing with your sword in the air and all...

Altair: HE WAS ONE DAY AWAY FROM RETIREMENT!!

ikillu95
01-05-2008, 06:30 PM
I like dis game http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sleepzzz.gif

Altair: Okay, so I am supposed to throw my chopped off ring finger at you right...?

Templar: Yea, but dont throw your hidden blade at me this time i still got blood on my face its all red...

White Horse: I sure hope the finger doesn't go in my mouth again.

Brown Horse: Assassins know baseball...?

Lazybeans
01-05-2008, 06:37 PM
Templar: HALT! You're not riding agonizingly slow, therefore YOU MUST BE AN ASSASSIN! DIE HEATHEN!
Altaïr: Does that even make sense...?

zgubilici
01-05-2008, 10:44 PM
The award ceremony has arrived http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">^You mean like this?: </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lol you rule Z http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.


</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lol, thanks http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Fizh:
Hehe Thanks for the award zgubilici.

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Taniquetil:


ooh i thanks for the last mention </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ac014a5520:
Thanks for the dramatic caption award http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>


http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4356/smileyaagnzk3.gif guys http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DanielModica:
woot unusual breakthrough award!! recognition!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lolhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif


http://www.christmasmyspacelayouts.com/images/dividers/christmas_myspace_divider_11.gif

Featured screenie:

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_213813377_1194894464.jpg



<span class="ev_code_RED">Winning Captions</span>:

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/wriooo3/ac6.jpg

posted by BobDown http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif hehe http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif


and



Altair: "FOR NARNIA!!!!"

posted by AssistantSensei Lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif



<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Runner Ups</span>:


Guard: deadly assassin and a nuke coming towards me! WORST DAY EVER!

posted by Taniquetil http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif


and

Templar: HALT! You're not riding agonizingly slow, therefore YOU MUST BE AN ASSASSIN! DIE HEATHEN!
Altaïr: Does that even make sense...?

posted by Lazybeans http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif hehe, good one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Honorable Mentions </span> -3 of them this timehttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

It seems that the 'Interrogation' mission became all too much for Altair

posted by psychojoe http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


and


Altair: who the hell writes these scripts? im riding in with the sun behind me on a white horse, can we get anymore cliche here guys?!



posted by Taniquetilhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif


and



http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/wriooo3/ac7.jpg

posted by BobDown http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif hehe http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



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<LI><span class="ev_code_purple">The Originality Award</span>


Altair to Guard: What the hell are you doing standing there?!?!?! There's a volcano behind us that's blowing up!!! RUN, YOU FOOL!!!

posted by membernametaken http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif



<span class="ev_code_BROWN">Unusual Breakthrough Award</span>:



Altair: i couldn't find any mail boxes, so i decided to play templar baseball instead

posted by minibinladin lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif



<LI> <span class="ev_code_brown">The X-files Award</span>


Altair: WHAT THE-?! Where the hell did this horse come from? I was running on foot the last time I checked...

Templar: *Evil little giggle to self*

posted by ac014a5520 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif



<span class="ev_code_RED">Chaos Award</span>:


BY THE POWER OF GREEEEEEEEEEEYSKULL!!!

posted by Fizh http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif



<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Most Entertaining Caption</span>:

*Al Mualim and Robert De Sable arguing somewhere nearby*

Al Mualim: The thousand nations of the Muslim empire descend upon you! Our Assassins will blot out the sun!

Robert: Then our templars will fight in the shade!

Altair: Am I blotting out the sun yet?

Templar: Well, I'm fighting in the shade if I put my arms like this.

White horse: This fight is madness.

Brown horse: Oh now you've done it.

Altair and Templar: *in unison* THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAA!

posted by Zerban_da_Great http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif hehe http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif



<LI><span class="ev_code_BLUE">The Caption with the most unexpected ending- Award</span>

Altair: I have the upper hand!

Guard: (Little does he know my trusty steed is nearby- wait, where'd he go?)

Brown Horse: I kinda feel sorry for him...

posted by Kid_Phazon http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif hehe http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif



<LI>The <span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Cascading Caption Award</span> – another multiple cascading award, driven by the sun in the poor templar's eyes and all them talking horses http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Source caption</span>:

Templar Knight: "So it's a fight to the death you want?"
Alta&iuml;r: "To the pain!"
Templar Knight: "I'm not sure I'm familiar with that one."
Grey horse in background: "My this grass is mighty tasty."

posted by cooldude6681 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

and its cascades:

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">cascade number 1</span>:


Altair: Dun de dun! Let's kill him horsey!

Templar: No fair! The sun's in my eyes! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

Horses in distance: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

posted by the_assassin_07 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif



<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">cascade number 2</span>:


Horse in background talking to Templar: You know, you would probably have a chance against him if you WERE RIDING ME!

posted by DDR http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">cascade number 3</span>:


Altair: Ill use my Shiney sword to reflect the suns rays into your eyes to blind you!!
Guard: Ahhh MY EYES!!!!!!!!
*Writhes in pain rolling on the floor*
Altair: Im so good at killing people i dont even have to touch them!
Horse that is being ridden: When will he ever let me kill one....*Tear in horse's eye*
Its always Him, him him....What about my psychotic killing needs. All becuase he has the special blade, but i bet he cant break a mans neck with one kick...Ill show him!

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<LI><span class="ev_code_purple"> The most "dramatic" caption –award</span>

*Guard chops off the horses leg*
Altair: OMG YOU KILLED MY HORSE. CAN"T A MAN GET HOME IN TIME TO WATCH FAMILY GUY ANYMORE!!?

Guard: Oh, well you looked pretty menacing with your sword in the air and all...

Altair: HE WAS ONE DAY AWAY FROM RETIREMENT!!

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Next Picture from kew's collection http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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DDR
01-05-2008, 11:04 PM
Thanks for the awards Z.

My caption:

Altair to Templar: You cut off my arm! NOW SMELL IT! MUAHAHA

Templar: *Refuses to smell*

BobDown
01-06-2008, 01:05 AM
Yay! Winning caption and honourable mention!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Thanks, Z!

New pic:

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/wriooo3/ac8.jpg

blarson11
01-06-2008, 02:10 AM
Altair: No worries mate, i got your back

ill keep spaming these till i get a good one. man its good to be back

Zerban_da_Great
01-06-2008, 03:07 AM
Holy ****. Something about Assassin's Creed has charmed me, because basically all my captions have won something.



Altair: Is this the spot?

Guard: Oh yeah, that's it. It's been killing me all day.

Altair: Oh no, it must've been terrible.

Guard: Yeah, William's been working us like slaves, I never get the chance to do the excercises you've showed me.

Altair: Then you need to kick him to the kerb baybeh.

Guard: o_O

Altair: It's all about respect, you gotta have respect... *notices the guard's 'o_O'*... uh...

Guard: Wow.

Altair: Yeah.... *shank* Sorry, but I never would've lived it down.

ScytheOfGrim
01-06-2008, 06:08 AM
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I don't know what came over me... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

danny.b87
01-06-2008, 09:02 AM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/assassins-creed.jpg
altair: see here.. that your weak spot i can stick a blade in this opening
guard: ooh i should get better armor then
altair: yep you do that.. its much better for your health.. well thats the end of our trainign for today

Lazybeans
01-06-2008, 11:16 AM
Woohoo, now I have a Most Entertaining Caption and a Runner Up! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Altaïr: Oops, does my elbow happen to be in your face? Allow me to move it.
Guard: Why, thank you kind sir...
Altaïr: ...NOT! *elbows him in the stomach and runs him through*
Guard: *kind of dead* That was not nice.

ikillu95
01-06-2008, 11:25 AM
No award for me http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif
Well i h8ed last pic..

Altair: You took my deodorant, now smell my pits...mwahahahah.

Gaurd: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW U SMELLED SO BAD!

Altair: *Shoves pits closer to gaurd*

Gaurd: *Tries to refuse*

People in Back: Dang the smells coming to here...*Back away nauseously*

spazzoo1025
01-06-2008, 11:26 AM
AWESOME!!! Thanks Z, so much! I can't believe I won the non-existent award for my nothing caption!! lol

ok here's mine

Altair: Do you think I should change Deodorants??
Templar: No, but I think you should get ur elbow outta my face!!
Fat guy in background: With new Arm & Hammer Ultra super scent-explosion, you'll never have to get washed again (not that any1 in this century's heard of showers anyways)!!!

Agh, Scythe, you took mah idea!

Ok 2nd one:

Templar: Oh, goddd that feels so good! A little higher
Altair: There?
Templar: YES!! YES!! Ahh u dont know how much pressure I'm under mannn, this is just so relazing
Knight on right thinking: *Hmm, maybe I should go to ACU...(Acre Chiropractic University)

Robbinho1992
01-06-2008, 12:46 PM
Altair: Wheres the money man!!!
Guard(With elbow in face): I dunno man, i was never told, they dont tell the low rankers like me.
Guard(Coming fromt he back): Hey bud, dont move or i slice you.
Altair: Oh eah! I think you happened to forget i have a sword.
Guards: OH MY GOD HE HAS A SWORD!

ZmeySPB
01-06-2008, 09:39 PM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/assassins-creed.jpg


Altair: Smell.
Guard: NOOOO!

dinorap19
01-06-2008, 11:59 PM
Left knight: Argh! Mouse! Get it off me! GETITOFF!
Altair: *sigh* Hang on. *reaches around for rodent*
Right Guard: Oi! We was havin' a fight y'know!

blarson11
01-07-2008, 12:06 AM
Altair: Torro, Torro.
Guard: *snorts*
2nd Guard: Not Bluddy Cool man...

Zerban_da_Great
01-07-2008, 12:09 AM
Altair: *annoyingly digging his elbow into Left Guard's neck* heheheh

Left Guard: Hey, quit it! Guys, help me!

Right Guard: But his sword looks really threatening! It's pointing at me!

Left Guard: *to Centre Guard* What about you?

Centre Guard: I just can't stop staring at that AWSOME RED SASH! WHERE DID YOU GET IT! I MUST HAVE IT!

Kid_Phazon
01-07-2008, 12:28 AM
Yay! I got my first award! Thanks, Z!

Altair: Taste elbow, fiend! Wait...
L. Guard: Fool, I have helmet!
Altair: Then this must hur-OW! My poor elbow!
r/ Guard: Awkwaaaaaaaaaard!

oldman765
01-07-2008, 01:02 AM
centre guard:strange thats a heavly armed monk
right guard :yea, his prayer manuovers are quite deadly
altiar:Pfft im just expressing my beliefs u shuld try it a good stab does you good im a bit busy y dont you practice it on each other.

the_assassin_07
01-07-2008, 03:23 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Altair: Dun de dun! Let's kill him horsey!

Templar: No fair! The sun's in my eyes!

Horses in distance: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

posted by the_assassin_07 lol </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yay thanks Z! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Lol, thanks </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're welcome http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif.

Now on to the captions...

Altair: *elbow smash*

Templar: *not amused*

Altair: YOU COULD OF TOLD ME YOUR HELMET WAS REAL FRICKEN METAL! I JUST HAD MY ARM REPLACED!

_________

Altair: Look I can multi-task! I can sword fight one guard and fist fight the other one! It's pure genius!
_________

Meh.. They aren't great; I didn't have any good ideas for this pic..

cooldude6681
01-07-2008, 06:15 PM
Recognition! w00t!

Can't really think of anything good for this picture...