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Eraser_tr
05-03-2005, 08:56 PM
Just speculation here, but with the post of the patch being delayed because of oleg's unfortunate accident, it implies being very close to ready. Also very close to being ready is the new il2skins.com. I suspect some collaboration and a simultaneous posting, perhaps with new planes having a nice set of skin already available at il2skins http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

Eraser_tr
05-03-2005, 08:56 PM
Just speculation here, but with the post of the patch being delayed because of oleg's unfortunate accident, it implies being very close to ready. Also very close to being ready is the new il2skins.com. I suspect some collaboration and a simultaneous posting, perhaps with new planes having a nice set of skin already available at il2skins http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

VW-IceFire
05-03-2005, 09:20 PM
A rumor is if you heard it somewhere else. This is just speculation http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

heywooood
05-03-2005, 09:22 PM
thats juicy...

and just enough of a possibility to make speculation run wild.

steve_v
05-03-2005, 11:50 PM
Bottom line folks,

If you didn't hear it from Ms. Cleo, don't believe it!!

http://junkbrosnews.com/images/cleo6b.jpg

LEBillfish
05-04-2005, 12:53 AM
I heard a different patch rumor....That being CrazyIvan went to visit 1c offices (notice he was gone?)....and as they were just finishing up literally building the final assembly .exe, he tripped over the power cord and the Server shut down.....

No biggie right?...Wrong...On the server was the only copy, the master CD's had been left out and were damaged sitting too near a space heater......His little trip caused a burp at just the right moment...Whole patch now corrupt.

But they are saying they can rewrite all that code from memory (smart guys at 1c)...In about, ohhhh 2 weeks.

Can't confirm it, but I've seen Ivan fly and such clumsiness would not surprise me if he walks like he dogfights.....Ahh well, what's 2 weeks anywho http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

EJGrOst_Caspar
05-04-2005, 02:06 AM
I heared another rumor, but I don't tell you, 'cause I think its a fact. If so I might get problems, telling it. Hehe, I'm evil, I know, but I beleave the patch near! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

BBB_Hyperion
05-04-2005, 04:34 AM
CI you heard it you fly "clumsy" i am afraid she might be right http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

TgD Thunderbolt56
05-04-2005, 05:54 AM
IBTL!

TROOPER117
05-04-2005, 06:10 AM
Billfish!!! your'e at it again!! why is it I believe everything you post...Don't answer that! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

major_setback
05-04-2005, 07:21 AM
I heard that hit-men from Grumman disguised as narcoleptic Russian lorry drivers tried to take Oleg out!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

major_setback
05-04-2005, 07:25 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif

Of course I meant....

Gwumman http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

daloon
05-04-2005, 07:58 AM
I here they all time warped to a party!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/Daloon/FighterCommand43.jpg

Capt._Tenneal
05-04-2005, 08:04 AM
The rumour I heard was that the Nigerian hack team that stole the Half Life 2 codes had targeted the 4.0 patch next.

TgD Thunderbolt56
05-04-2005, 08:05 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by major_setback:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif

Of course I meant....

Gwumman http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


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Lewicide
05-04-2005, 08:29 AM
I heard it was getting real quiet around here, but there you go......can't trust everything you hear http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

nearmiss
05-04-2005, 09:06 AM
Forgettin das patchen...ve gone get add-on new planes, some other new stuffen.

Das payup $29.99US http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif else n we be forgettin das patchen.

S!

OK http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Des thread be lockin soonen http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

OK

quiet_man
05-04-2005, 09:21 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nearmiss:
...
Des thread be lockin soonen http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

where did you get this rumor from? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

quiet_man

LEBillfish
05-04-2005, 09:31 AM
Well just got an email about what is really going on, this is all Ivan had to say....

CrazyIvan's semi-official response (http://www.geocities.com/k2kellyirie/IL2/hogan013.wav)

DRB_Hookech0
05-04-2005, 09:43 AM
I heard that while filming an episode of "Simple Life" that Paris was petting and stroking her Tinky, which got excited and released a stream of liquid which in turn landed on the file server which then went up in a cloud of smoke, and thus set the 1C crew back a month. To make up for this disaster, Paris took the 1C crew out for Tequila shots and they are still hung over and 2 of them are undergoing treatment at the "clinic" because they are "pissing blades"......but heck...it's just a rumor.

nearmiss
05-04-2005, 10:02 AM
Das Mods mus be sleepen, eh http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif Too many postens risque, eh

DRB_Hookech0
05-04-2005, 10:32 AM
For the record....Tinky is her rat like mutt she carries around everywhere.....

Oh and IBTL http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Afreaka
05-04-2005, 11:02 AM
The patch has been out for weeks. Its just CrazyIvans auto-ban script that keeps deleting the news. Once he has posted the news some 20 times the script will ignore the post and it will show up. Give it another two weeks. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Chuck_Older
05-04-2005, 11:18 AM
Oleg's dog ate it

ElAurens
05-04-2005, 04:24 PM
BTW...

The CW 21 rocks...

And the Tempest....

Wow!!!!


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DuxCorvan
05-04-2005, 04:27 PM
This has been just a social experiment made by the C.I.A. Its conclusion: we are a bunch of morons. Such obvious results really don't justify the expence of public funds, and the experiment has been cancelled. Now go home.

Chuck_Older
05-04-2005, 04:30 PM
But...I...am home. Or am I?

ElAurens
05-04-2005, 04:35 PM
http://www.blitzpigs.com/photos/Dorothy.jpg

There's no place like home...

Gog..
05-04-2005, 04:38 PM
This thread is lame and has run it's course and as any thread that I post to, regarding the patch, invariably gets locked, here I am!


BTW, the patch will not be out before June!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

fuser59
05-04-2005, 06:07 PM
AZ Network News Release: 30.4.2005 by Josuli Martine; cxa-1c.

Sources imbedded deep in the ministry of Maddax Games reported overnight that all traces of program code from patch 4.0 relating to the infamous IL2 Forgotten Battles Simulaton game had been removed from the premises by three hooded individuals identified on surveillance cameras as Radical Liberal Democrats. they made their escape sure by climbing the security fence outside the laberatory complex. Upon reaching the nearby street, a woman who could only best be described by her features as the one and only "Hilary Clindon", was seen grabbing the materials from the men, and stuffing them into an onomounous looking box bearing the name "Testicals" on the side of it, before speeding off into the night in a large black SUV. Olug Maddax, today ordered a full investigation of the break in, and was due to arrive in Kiev later in the week to test drive a couple of new cars that were recently awarded Kiev's highest safety award for car's sustaining rear end collisions. He promises to be back in time for the release of the new 4.02 Patch, probably in about two weeks.

Silencer_42
05-04-2005, 06:43 PM
There it is!! (points)

Yog_Shoggoth
05-04-2005, 08:35 PM
Who cares? I'll still do nothing but skirmish i-16s against Glad's.

major_setback
05-05-2005, 04:24 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Silencer_42:
There it is!! (points) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


<span class="ev_code_PINK">'PATCH ESCAPES!'</span>......

.....thought to be hiding-out in a secluded cave in Southern Afghanistan. (More later...)


'Sick and tired of waiting for release, the patch finally had enough and escaped during an unattended moment whilst members of the top-secret scientific development team were busy laundering their underwear.

Lead scientist Ripjor Bolokov claims that the mishap will mean a severe setback for the development team. "We can expect a delay due to the need for development of a replacement patch; our estimate is that development time will be prolonged by as much as two weeks" stated the obviously shaken leader'. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

DuxCorvan
05-05-2005, 10:50 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Chuck_Older:
But...I...am home. Or am I? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's so sad when we get older... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

He he, I see the Matrix-like experiment about 'virtual existence' has worked with Chuck. Now we'll extract his body electrical power from his capsule, so I can switch my new NVidia card on.

BTW, where has Chuck his USB port? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

LEBillfish
05-05-2005, 12:36 PM
hehe...very funny Dux http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

9th_Spitin
05-05-2005, 12:41 PM
I GOT IT! Just finished Downloading it.

Equilizer
05-05-2005, 12:48 PM
The patch is going to become a pay add-on. In stores around the end of summer. It will state it has a free download ready at it's release because some content was not ready. 8 months later, the content will still not be released.

ddsflyer
05-06-2005, 01:03 PM
The patch is vaporware, deal with it.

CKY_86
05-06-2005, 01:30 PM
recent news from check your six, leads to rumers & speculation that there is no 4.0 patch at all & its all just a ploy to get more people to buy pf to raise money for the development team trip to the bahamers

nearmiss
05-06-2005, 01:49 PM
<span class="ev_code_PINK">This is a very good whiner and complainers thread.</span>

<span class="ev_code_YELLOW">We need at least one outlet for patch whining and other nonsense regarding the "future" patch.</span>

http://www.wurli.com/wurli/images/Erotica/vargas/av038.jpg

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif Don't call me I'll call you

Bolt40
05-06-2005, 05:09 PM
Vin Herr Oleg-Strudel gets his financial goal of $ 10 billllllion dollars from his 'relief fund', he vill releasen der patchen . until den , der patchen ist held hostagen until demand ist met . I get my source frommen Herr Baghdad Bob , whomen I hearen , ist a vewy weliable sourcen . http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Raptor_20thFG
05-06-2005, 07:28 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:
I heard a different patch rumor....That being CrazyIvan went to visit 1c offices (notice he was gone?)....and as they were just finishing up literally building the final assembly .exe, he tripped over the power cord and the Server shut down.....

No biggie right?...Wrong...On the server was the only copy, the master CD's had been left out and were damaged sitting too near a space heater......His little trip caused a burp at just the right moment...Whole patch now corrupt.

But they are saying they can rewrite all that code from memory (smart guys at 1c)...In about, ohhhh 2 weeks.

Can't confirm it, but I've seen Ivan fly and such clumsiness would not surprise me if he walks like he dogfights.....Ahh well, what's 2 weeks anywho http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Wow... now we must destroy him LOL

WOTheretic
05-06-2005, 10:59 PM
I heard a rumor. June.