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stalkervision
01-31-2009, 09:06 PM
Feel free to add others. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

1) You call the company to say you will be late for work and you get a recording for a Chinese restaurant instead. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

2) You see on the news your boss skipped town with all the payroll checks. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

3) Instead of a Christmas bonus you get a thank you card noting all your years of excellent service to the company with a note asking you to make a complete account of all your office supplies for reference sake. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

4) when you show up for work the building you formally worked at is now a "Happy Child" daycare center. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

stalkervision
01-31-2009, 09:06 PM
Feel free to add others. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

1) You call the company to say you will be late for work and you get a recording for a Chinese restaurant instead. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

2) You see on the news your boss skipped town with all the payroll checks. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

3) Instead of a Christmas bonus you get a thank you card noting all your years of excellent service to the company with a note asking you to make a complete account of all your office supplies for reference sake. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

4) when you show up for work the building you formally worked at is now a "Happy Child" daycare center. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

SeaFireLIV
01-31-2009, 09:57 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gifWord in your ear... probably not in the best of taste at the moment...

stalkervision
02-01-2009, 12:34 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SeaFireLIV:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gifWord in your ear... probably not in the best of taste at the moment... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Trying to cheer a few up here. Oh well guess your right buddy. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

If I don't laugh at stuff like this I cry.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

Friendly_flyer
02-01-2009, 12:52 AM
I thought black humour was our best asset in times like this?

triad773
02-01-2009, 01:42 AM
Humour?

There once was a woman from Gary
whose armpits were said to be hairy

when she took off her blouse
every man left the house
except the one she'd later marry!

steiner562
02-01-2009, 02:16 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Friendly_flyer:
I thought black humour was our best asset in times like this? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
snap!

Low_Flyer_MkIX
02-01-2009, 03:21 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by steiner562:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Friendly_flyer:
I thought black humour was our best asset in times like this? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
snap! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Right on! How's about a singalong while we wait for the laffs to turn up?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8dRQ0aLIYMo

Taylortony
02-01-2009, 03:33 AM
I don't think you would see the funny side if it involved you.........

Only thing I have to say is

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

Messaschnitzel
02-01-2009, 12:08 PM
You have plenty of time to play IL2, and to send out job resumes.

In that order. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Friendly_flyer:
I thought black humour was our best asset in times like this? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It is for me.

iroseland
02-02-2009, 11:40 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Messaschnitzel:
You have plenty of time to play IL2, and to send out job resumes.

In that order. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Friendly_flyer:
I thought black humour was our best asset in times like this? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It is for me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You get back from lunch and your door card no longer works.

Last spring I was unemployed for about 6 weeks. I had surprisingly little time for Il2 during that. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Every time I thought I was going to get some game time in the phone would ring and it would be a recruiter who desperately needed to talk to me.

BSS_AIJO!

stalkervision
02-02-2009, 11:59 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">You get back from lunch and your door card no longer works. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh geez... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

good thing you didn't have a company car and went into work. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

iroseland
02-02-2009, 01:04 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stalkervision:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">You get back from lunch and your door card no longer works. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh geez... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

good thing you didn't have a company car and went into work. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have gotten so used to seeing or hearing of folks getting fired for lunch that I don't even think about it anymore.

Last year the axe got me right after lunch.

Sometimes getting the axe is a good thing... It gives you an opportunity to move on to something better..

Granted, there needs to be something better to go to .. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

BSS_AJIO!

stalkervision
02-02-2009, 03:22 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by iroseland:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stalkervision:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">You get back from lunch and your door card no longer works. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh geez... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

good thing you didn't have a company car and went into work. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have gotten so used to seeing or hearing of folks getting fired for lunch that I don't even think about it anymore.

Last year the axe got me right after lunch.

Sometimes getting the axe is a good thing... It gives you an opportunity to move on to something better..

Granted, there needs to be something better to go to .. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

BSS_AJIO! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

well it takes the wonder out of not knowing.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

like you said getting the ax is sometimes a good thing.

Dance
02-02-2009, 03:30 PM
Your boss is eating your dog http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif