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Pirschjaeger
10-28-2005, 11:52 PM
My cover has been blown by the National Enquirer so I can finally release this vital information to the public. For some time now I have been working closely with Interpole. We have been investigating a Dutch conspiracy concerning the whole world.

Initially there plan was to slowly take over America, and they have had success. There final goal is world domination. We cannot let this happen. I have, through my various tight political connections in Poppendorf, Germany, gotten permission to declassify certain documents proving their evil plan.

This first link will teach everyone how to recognize the enemy.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch/dindex.html

Be very careful. There have been cases of these evil-doers strapping gouda to the bottom of their wooden shoes. This is their stealth technique and has proven very effective. You cannot hear them coming. Learn the scent of gouda, and their stealth will become useless.

This next link uncovers more of their evil plot.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch/dutch3.html

This next link let's you have a voice in the fight against the evil cheese horders.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch/dutch7.html

This link is "A Call to Action". We need everyone to get involved. This is our world and our lives.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch/dutch1.html
And for the complete documentation, click here.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch

Time is short. We must all take responsibility for ours and our children's future.

For those brave enough to go face to face with death, use the IP I have posted below. Go there, get a piece of these guys. Do it for your country, your family, for humanity. The world needs you now!

Fritz

Pirschjaeger
10-28-2005, 11:52 PM
My cover has been blown by the National Enquirer so I can finally release this vital information to the public. For some time now I have been working closely with Interpole. We have been investigating a Dutch conspiracy concerning the whole world.

Initially there plan was to slowly take over America, and they have had success. There final goal is world domination. We cannot let this happen. I have, through my various tight political connections in Poppendorf, Germany, gotten permission to declassify certain documents proving their evil plan.

This first link will teach everyone how to recognize the enemy.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch/dindex.html

Be very careful. There have been cases of these evil-doers strapping gouda to the bottom of their wooden shoes. This is their stealth technique and has proven very effective. You cannot hear them coming. Learn the scent of gouda, and their stealth will become useless.

This next link uncovers more of their evil plot.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch/dutch3.html

This next link let's you have a voice in the fight against the evil cheese horders.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch/dutch7.html

This link is "A Call to Action". We need everyone to get involved. This is our world and our lives.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch/dutch1.html
And for the complete documentation, click here.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch

Time is short. We must all take responsibility for ours and our children's future.

For those brave enough to go face to face with death, use the IP I have posted below. Go there, get a piece of these guys. Do it for your country, your family, for humanity. The world needs you now!

Fritz

Pirschjaeger
10-29-2005, 12:08 AM
And if the mods lock this thread, we'll all see just how deep the conspiracy goes.

FRitz

Dew-Claw
10-29-2005, 08:36 AM
My God! it's true!
Its worked its way deep into the Midwest!
The proof (http://www.pellatuliptime.com/)

TPN_Cephas
10-29-2005, 08:42 AM
And the Northwest too!

http://www.tulipfestival.org/index.php

Chuck_Older
10-29-2005, 08:47 AM
Am I going to have to get in touch with Nessie?

Dew-Claw
10-29-2005, 08:48 AM
I think we've stumbled upon thier evil plan.

Overrun the farmlands with geneticly engineered tulips.

BaldieJr
10-29-2005, 08:49 AM
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because land-hungry Dutchmen had turned
its precious marshy habitat into barren tulip fields.

Dew-Claw
10-29-2005, 08:53 AM
Know your enemy! Know thier tactics!
Know they send in these special forces teams before an invasion!
http://www.pellatuliptime.com/tulip-time/gallery/005.jpg

Chuck_Older
10-29-2005, 08:55 AM
Those are just the mine-sweepers

Dew-Claw
10-29-2005, 08:57 AM
sweepers? or scrubbers?

Heaven forbid they step on a dirty mine.

ViktorViktor
10-29-2005, 09:26 AM
Psst - it was no accident that the name of the 3rd caballero in the film 'The 3 Cabelleros' was Ned Nederlander. The Dutch mafia backed this film, among other things. Yes, there is a cheese mafia, where do you think the term 'Big Cheese' came from ? But you didn't hear this from me. See ya.

Pirschjaeger
10-29-2005, 09:37 AM
"Netherland"

Think carefully. It's more than obvious!

nether = nother + A = Another

"ANOTHERLAND!!!!!"

I have broken the brotherhood of cheeses' secret code.

It's part of their motto as a reminder of their goals. "Take another land"

And still "Let's go Dutch". Did you ever realize what this implies?

How can we have been so blind for so long? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Fritz

Gryphonne
10-29-2005, 09:55 AM
http://www.lowlights-now.com/ipw-web/portal/73/images/iraqi-information-minister.jpg

This is all a lie, there is no cheese and no conspiracy!

Pirschjaeger
10-29-2005, 10:24 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Gryphonne:
http://www.lowlights-now.com/ipw-web/portal/73/images/iraqi-information-minister.jpg

This is all a lie, there is no cheese and no conspiracy! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Typical cheesy Dutch propaganda! These lies cannot go on! We need to create a team of the bravest, the most valiant, the most courageous flyers!

I know the chances of coming back are slim but think of the fame, the glory, the honour, the screaming braless women (LeBillfish thrashing Jumo).

Who among the glorious IL-2 warriors will rise to the challenge?

Who will make the sacrifice for family and nation?

Simmers of this great forum, we shall not lag nor warp. We shall go on to the end. We shall not fight in France and on the seas and oceans, this ain't SH3; we shall fight with Spitfires and Focker-Wulfs in the virtual air. We shall defend our cheeseless nations whatever the cost may be; we shall fight above beaches, above crashlanding grounds, above fields, above streets and above the hills. We shall groundpound those evil windmills. We shall never surrender!

Fritz

KGr.HH-Sunburst
10-29-2005, 10:35 AM
All your Land are belong to us http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

honestly we need it
we got a few hundred Km of land with 16 million people on it

danjama
10-29-2005, 10:45 AM
Hi im new to this thread. I have two things to say:

1. What the Feck? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

2. lmfsaorotflol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

We better keep our eyes peeled for this invasion http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

ashley2005
10-29-2005, 10:48 AM
have you people learned nothing ...cows are taking over the world ...especialy the new cravendale strawberry cows ...

http://www.forumspile.com/owned/Owned-ByEvilCows.jpg

73GIAP_Milan
10-29-2005, 12:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KGr.HH-Sunburst:
All your Land are belong to us http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

honestly we need it
we got a few hundred Km of land with 16 million people on it </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Heheheheheh we dutch need some more http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Slowly we shall take... beware.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

JG5_UnKle
10-29-2005, 12:21 PM
Interpole

LMAO http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

horseback
10-29-2005, 12:22 PM
As an American, I think we should come to terms with the Dutch, return New York (formerly New Amsterdam) to their custody, and throw in Detroit, Los Angeles & San Francisco as a form of reparations.

Frankly, if any of these cities were to smell like Gouda, it would be an improvement...

cheers

horseback

heywooood
10-29-2005, 01:07 PM
Have'nt been able to muster up a decent game of naked twister sinca all this has transpired.

..and nipple tassles are now damm near impossible to find.

...friggin' leprechauns.

KGr.HH-Sunburst
10-29-2005, 02:46 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by horseback:
As an American, I think we should come to terms with the Dutch, return New York (formerly New Amsterdam) to their custody, and throw in Detroit, Los Angeles & San Francisco as a form of reparations.

Frankly, if any of these cities were to smell like Gouda, it would be an improvement...

cheers

horseback </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Be sure to remove all Americans before you return it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

73GIAP_Milan
10-29-2005, 03:56 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KGr.HH-Sunburst:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by horseback:
As an American, I think we should come to terms with the Dutch, return New York (formerly New Amsterdam) to their custody, and throw in Detroit, Los Angeles & San Francisco as a form of reparations.

Frankly, if any of these cities were to smell like Gouda, it would be an improvement...

cheers

horseback </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Be sure to remove all Americans before you return it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I am really sure that Horseback does not want to know how Gouda smells..
I think it will be a higly unpresent surprise, both the cheese and the city itself http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

EDIT: Arnhem, where i live, smells already bad enough.. Even though some british and americans cleansed it from germans around 60 years ago http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

horseback
10-29-2005, 04:51 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 73GIAP_Milan:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KGr.HH-Sunburst:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by horseback:
As an American, I think we should come to terms with the Dutch, return New York (formerly New Amsterdam) to their custody, and throw in Detroit, Los Angeles & San Francisco as a form of reparations.

Frankly, if any of these cities were to smell like Gouda, it would be an improvement...

cheers

horseback </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Be sure to remove all Americans before you return it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I am really sure that Horseback does not want to know how Gouda smells..
I think it will be a higly unpresent surprise, both the cheese and the city itself http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

EDIT: Arnhem, where i live, smells already bad enough.. Even though some british and americans cleansed it from germans around 60 years ago http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Clearly, you've never visited these odorous metropolises-metropoli?-okay, cities. I personally, have removed the wax from many a wheel of gouda without ill effect-well, except for a bit of blockage, if you know what I mean.

By the way, my uncles said that you were very welcome. They have some fond memories of Dutch hospitality.

cheers

horseback

PS- you should have buried those Germans by now

Pirschjaeger
10-29-2005, 06:21 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JG5_UnKle:
Interpole

LMAO http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Headquarters in Warsaw http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Fritz

DmdSeeker
10-30-2005, 06:46 AM
Just what the hell has any of this to do with IL-2?

Pirschjaeger
10-30-2005, 07:59 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DmdSeeker:
Just what the hell has any of this to do with IL-2? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You are CIA aren't you. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Fritz

georgeo76
10-30-2005, 08:45 AM
If the Dutch will let us smoke pot and buy beer on Sunday, they can have South Carolina. (naturally, the lesser states of Georgia and N. Carolina are included in the package, no substitutions)

JG54_Arnie
10-31-2005, 11:14 AM
Cheese rules the world!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

Pirschjaeger
11-04-2005, 04:28 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif I have to admit, that is a tough argument to beat. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Fritz

BSS_Goat
11-04-2005, 06:16 AM
This is the Me262 of cheese
Sleek
Fast
High Tech
Deadly
http://users.aol.com/rawpuscle/whiz/Cheez.JPG

BSS_Goat
11-04-2005, 06:23 AM
a stinking biplane.....
http://www.igourmet.com/images/products/beemsterclassic.jpg

major_setback
11-04-2005, 11:44 AM
Never Netherland:


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/major-setback/michaeljacksondutch2.jpg

russ.nl
11-04-2005, 12:57 PM
muhahahahahaha you can't stop us, its to late. We're all over the world with our latest export products. Trying to alter the minds of the youth. muhahahahahahahahaha.......
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9291/dutch20dragon4tk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/2351/xtc5un.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Pirschjaeger
11-05-2005, 11:39 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by russ.nl:
Trying to alter the minds of the youth. muhahahahahahahahaha....... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's a good thing ain't it? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Sh1t, I just realized I'm getting old. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Fritz

Pirschjaeger
11-05-2005, 11:42 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by major_setback:
Never Netherland:


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/major-setback/michaeljacksondutch2.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Arnie in his combat uniform? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Fritz