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Krauser47
04-04-2008, 02:37 PM
1. Hey how do you get to the other sections of the map?

2. The AI are so fierce in battle....

3. Man... You got so many choices when a assassinating a person...

4."Hai guize! I'm on part 4 and there aren't any viewpoints on my map! What do I do? Is this a glitch? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"

5.So waiz all deez ppl got no facez?! Whur do I go?

6."i bought assassin's creed yesterday but i can't enter jerusalem! help!!!!!!

7. How do I pickpocket beggars?

8. How do I pay those beggars? >_<

9. Why can't I grab ledges?

10. Dis fighting is so hard!

11. Where's Al Mualim? I wanna hit him.

12. I just entered Damascus and I can't find Tamir! HELP!

13. I just assassinated Robert de Sable in jerusalem! But the game had a woman! Glitch?

14. I'm in Masayaf in Mem BLock 7, but all the Assassins are attacking me! Did I do something wrong?

15. Why are all my assassination targets fighting me? Didn't I kill them?

16. WHy is Al Mualim hitting me?

17. Lol, dat globe has pretty colours.

18. OMG did anyone know dat u culd get into da CONFERENCE ROOM!?!?!?!?!

19."wheres the crossbow?"

20.Hey how do you escape from the bathroom?

21.How do you get out of the animus room?

22."How Can I Climb The Masyaf Tower?"

23."Omg!! Hows can I sWim!!>??!"

24.wtf i can't get past tha beggarz in the tutoriall! they r returdss!

25."So many clones of al mualim.. glitch?"

26."Help I can't pick pocket the Basket Weaver"

27."How can you get by Robiar in the first part without confronting him?

28."Help I can't Find Asurf

29. Help! Templers ar atcking me 4 no reeson! And their strong!

30. How do u get yourr pony in 2 the city?! I tryed but it keeps stoping at the gate!

31. Oh no I died in the water agan!

Add on to the list if you got more. I will also be updating the list with Other things a noob would say when playing AC from other people, and for gods sake people spell right and remember to tag yours with a number please.

Krauser47
04-04-2008, 02:37 PM
1. Hey how do you get to the other sections of the map?

2. The AI are so fierce in battle....

3. Man... You got so many choices when a assassinating a person...

4."Hai guize! I'm on part 4 and there aren't any viewpoints on my map! What do I do? Is this a glitch? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"

5.So waiz all deez ppl got no facez?! Whur do I go?

6."i bought assassin's creed yesterday but i can't enter jerusalem! help!!!!!!

7. How do I pickpocket beggars?

8. How do I pay those beggars? &gt;_&lt;

9. Why can't I grab ledges?

10. Dis fighting is so hard!

11. Where's Al Mualim? I wanna hit him.

12. I just entered Damascus and I can't find Tamir! HELP!

13. I just assassinated Robert de Sable in jerusalem! But the game had a woman! Glitch?

14. I'm in Masayaf in Mem BLock 7, but all the Assassins are attacking me! Did I do something wrong?

15. Why are all my assassination targets fighting me? Didn't I kill them?

16. WHy is Al Mualim hitting me?

17. Lol, dat globe has pretty colours.

18. OMG did anyone know dat u culd get into da CONFERENCE ROOM!?!?!?!?!

19."wheres the crossbow?"

20.Hey how do you escape from the bathroom?

21.How do you get out of the animus room?

22."How Can I Climb The Masyaf Tower?"

23."Omg!! Hows can I sWim!!&gt;??!"

24.wtf i can't get past tha beggarz in the tutoriall! they r returdss!

25."So many clones of al mualim.. glitch?"

26."Help I can't pick pocket the Basket Weaver"

27."How can you get by Robiar in the first part without confronting him?

28."Help I can't Find Asurf

29. Help! Templers ar atcking me 4 no reeson! And their strong!

30. How do u get yourr pony in 2 the city?! I tryed but it keeps stoping at the gate!

31. Oh no I died in the water agan!

Add on to the list if you got more. I will also be updating the list with Other things a noob would say when playing AC from other people, and for gods sake people spell right and remember to tag yours with a number please.

cooldude6681
04-04-2008, 02:51 PM
"Hai guize! I'm on part 4 and there aren't any viewpoints on my map! What do I do? Is this a glitch? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"

membernametaken
04-04-2008, 02:51 PM
5. So waiz all deez ppl got no facez?! Whur do I go?

FYTJ
04-04-2008, 03:09 PM
"i bought assassin's creed yesterday but i can't enter jerusalem! help!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif "

caswallawn_2k7
04-04-2008, 03:15 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by FYTJ:
"i bought assassin's creed yesterday but i can't enter jerusalem! help!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif " </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

BTOG46
04-04-2008, 03:52 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by FYTJ:
"i bought assassin's creed yesterday but i can't enter jerusalem! help!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif " </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif
Definitely the top noob question at the moment. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Zerban_da_Great
04-04-2008, 04:02 PM
7. How do I pickpocket beggars?

8. How do I pay those beggars? &gt;_&lt;

9. Why can't I grab ledges?

10. Dis fighting is so hard!

11. Where's Al Mualim? I wanna hit him.

12. I just entered Damascus and I can't find Tamir! HELP!

13. I just assassinated Robert de Sable in jerusalem! But the game had a woman! Glitch?

14. I'm in Masayaf in Mem BLock 7, but all the Assassins are attacking me! Did I do something wrong?

15. Why are all my assassination targets fighting me? Didn't I kill them?

16. WHy is Al Mualim hitting me?

17. Lol, dat globe has pretty colours.

18. OMG did anyone know dat u culd get into da CONFERENCE ROOM!?!?!?!?!

webswinger93
04-04-2008, 04:28 PM
"wheres the crossbow?"

Kaxen6
04-04-2008, 04:44 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by webswinger93:
"wheres the crossbow?" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh god yes http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Krauser47
04-04-2008, 05:26 PM
20.Hey how do you escape from the bathroom?

21.How do you get out of the animus room?

adarwinter
04-04-2008, 05:36 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by caswallawn_2k7:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by FYTJ:
"i bought assassin's creed yesterday but i can't enter jerusalem! help!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif " </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO
funniest one in my opinion as well. hilarious.

the_assassin_07
04-05-2008, 09:38 AM
Meh it's not that funny...

IPuke
04-05-2008, 03:19 PM
22."How Can I Climb The Masyaf Tower?"

Crash_Plague
04-05-2008, 04:46 PM
"Omg!! Hows can I sWim!!&gt;??!"

spazzoo1025
04-05-2008, 05:24 PM
wtf i can't get past tha beggarz in the tutoriall! they r returdss!

Crash_Plague
04-05-2008, 08:38 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif

BSoD
04-06-2008, 01:12 AM
"So many clones of al mualim.. glitch?"

Krauser47
04-06-2008, 08:53 PM
26."Help I can't pick pocket the Basket Weaver"

27."How can you get by Robiar in the first part without confronting him?

28."Help I can't Find Asurf

GreyFlameIII
04-07-2008, 01:04 AM
62735. OMG AC has 2 player Co-op!!1!!1! (I will lolz if YOU know what this means)

adarwinter
04-07-2008, 06:34 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GreyFlameIII:
62735. OMG AC has 2 player Co-op!!1!!1! (I will lolz if YOU know what this means) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

i dont. tell us.

does it have something to do with the escort mission footage?...

the_assassin_07
04-07-2008, 10:07 AM
Or when there are two Altairs on screen...
Anyway here's something a noob would say while playing AC: 'WTF hw do I gt pst da tutwoal, der are like so many jug ppl'.

DallasOConner
04-07-2008, 10:41 AM
- Halp! Templers ar atcking me 4 no reeson! An their strong!

- How do u get ur pony n2 teh city?! i tryed but it keeps stoping @ the gait!

- Oh noes i dyed in the water agan!

- Are their cheets? i want 2 fly an i want nite vision an guns an infinete ammo!

- Y cant i upgraid my assassin skill or mai stealths! i want diffrent costumes 2! An a batle ax like from WoW.

mynameismyself
04-07-2008, 10:45 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DallasOConner:

- How do u get ur pony n2 teh city?! i tryed but it keeps stoping @ the gait!
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I laughed hard at this one. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DallasOConner
04-07-2008, 10:54 AM
y u laf hard it snot funni!

I rally want mai pony 2 go in!

DallasOConner
04-07-2008, 10:54 AM
Ah, never mind, the snot joke got old back in '92 =p

Sorry for being a noob...

LaurenIsSoMosh
04-08-2008, 12:54 AM
"YAY Tom Clancy's Assassin's Creed YAY!!!"

XD

Possesed_angel
04-16-2008, 12:49 PM
OMG!!!1!!1 Lucy is an assassin!!1! Is she gonna kill me???

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

dingsi
04-16-2008, 03:07 PM
''whats the song in the trailer?''

the_assassin_07
04-17-2008, 02:20 AM
"HOW CAN ALTEARRR N0T SW1M WHen HE CAN CLIMB BULDINGS EASILY!?"

Anachroschism
04-17-2008, 02:30 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Krauser47:
1. Hey how do you get to the other sections of the map?

2. The AI are so fierce in battle....

3. Man... You got so many choices when a assassinating a person...

7. How do I pickpocket beggars?

8. How do I pay those beggars? &gt;_&lt;

9. Why can't I grab ledges?

10. Dis fighting is so hard!

20.Hey how do you escape from the bathroom?

23."Omg!! Hows can I sWim!!&gt;??!"

26."Help I can't pick pocket the Basket Weaver"

QUOTE]

Lol. I've quoted the ones that I feel are good points and could lead to possible content suggestions.