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x__CRASH__x
11-11-2004, 10:50 PM
He didn't like my apology for puking all over the Hellcat's canopy, tells me I need to do better, and locked the thread. However, he gives me the title of "I have a cold", thereby acknowledging my contribution to the betterment of this forum!

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ImpStarDuece
11-11-2004, 11:23 PM
Ivan confuses a lot of us. And i'm fine with that. Its part of his job description. You'll find it listed under the 'cryptic acts of wierdness' section in the 'How to rule the world and be a flight sim Mod in your sparetime' aisle in your local bookstore.

Hunter82
11-12-2004, 05:26 AM
mayo?

x__CRASH__x
11-12-2004, 11:49 AM
Ivan rubs mayo on his nipples. I don't agree with it, but who am I to judge?

crazyivan1970
11-12-2004, 11:56 AM
You the one who`s rubbin it on...so whadda you think? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Hunter82
11-12-2004, 11:59 AM
ohhhhh billy

Supr
11-12-2004, 12:12 PM
hey, there are kids here. there shouldn't be any mayo nipple rubbing, we all know that mayo is very unhealty. What kind of example will that set? Use mustard instead. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Kasdeya
11-12-2004, 12:15 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif You guys havin a tiff? Dont bring this here, its too much. and besides we will soon be blasted by the mayo whiners. Miracle whip or Hellman's, they will whine about which one is over/under moddled, be fore warned.

x__CRASH__x
11-12-2004, 12:19 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hunter82:
ohhhhh billy <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I want you an Ivan to look like really scary dragons!

Go ahead and take your shirts off too.

Maple_Tiger
11-12-2004, 12:21 PM
I prefer maple syrup my self, but thats just me.

Maple_Tiger
11-12-2004, 12:24 PM
Ivan doesn't confuse me.

It's just that, sometimes his sence doesn't add up to a daller. Then again, I wouldn't have enough sence to use the pay phone.

x__CRASH__x
11-12-2004, 12:25 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maple_Tiger:
I prefer maple syrup my self, but thats just me. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Then go chug some.

Maple_Tiger
11-12-2004, 12:28 PM
You don't chug maple syrup. Atleast not in Canada.

You put it on stuff, all kinds of stuff.
( . Y . )

Daiichidoku
11-12-2004, 12:51 PM
Didnt know it was goinig to be THIS kinda party....wait, lemme go get some crisco oil...
who likes lederhosen and paper cuts?..this is gonna be SO fun

Hunter82
11-12-2004, 02:21 PM
viking helmet and a wetsuit here

x__CRASH__x
11-12-2004, 02:27 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hunter82:
viking helmet and a wetsuit here <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...and we now have "The Gimp"

Hunter82
11-12-2004, 02:39 PM
he puts the lotion in the basket.....

x__CRASH__x
11-12-2004, 02:55 PM
it puts the lotion on!!