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Capt.England
02-15-2006, 05:24 PM
Dear all who replied to my moon hoax input.

Owned!

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It was so funny to see how many people could shoot me down in flames with my reply to an obvious Troll fishing subject. For those who may of missed what bait I used, here it is:

"The films are mostly fake.

The real question should be:

If the landings did take place, why are the films fake?

Something was found on the moon, and so the films that we saw were faked. Ask yourselves why did we stop landing on the moon?

The landings IMHO did happen. The photo evidence that we have and films is just fake.

People do one thing. Review all the films with a open mind. Some of the best unknowns of the films/photos are:

1. lighting of the subjects in space.
2. flapping U.S. flag in no meaningful atmosphere. (Yes, the moon does have a little bit of an atmosphere)
3. In two different landings, the same hill is seen in different landing sites in the background in films (I think it was the second landing and last landing?)
4. The crosses seen on the photo's are etched on the lens of the cameras. Why is it on some photos seen to disappear behind objects in view?
5. The film that shows the lander blasting off from the moon. Why is there so much dust from so little thrust? Also, who moved the camera to track upwards?

Time people, for the pod doors to close. Until the next time....watch the skys!"

I must say the best reply was by Chuck_Older. Sorry to of wasted your time in thinking of how to disprove my logic. It must of took you just as long to write as it took me to think of the questions to get people hooked in thinking that I believed in the hoax poop!

It's just a shame Bearcat locked it before I could post some bull about secret Nazi bases and include a text that I found from a nut job web site years ago.

BTW, who was it who started the trolling thread? Got to be someone we know? Any mods know?

Edit: the "time people, for the pod bay doors to close" is roughly quoted from the area 51 spoof radio show from GTA:SA game. I surprised that no-one noticed it! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

Capt.England
02-15-2006, 05:24 PM
Dear all who replied to my moon hoax input.

Owned!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

It was so funny to see how many people could shoot me down in flames with my reply to an obvious Troll fishing subject. For those who may of missed what bait I used, here it is:

"The films are mostly fake.

The real question should be:

If the landings did take place, why are the films fake?

Something was found on the moon, and so the films that we saw were faked. Ask yourselves why did we stop landing on the moon?

The landings IMHO did happen. The photo evidence that we have and films is just fake.

People do one thing. Review all the films with a open mind. Some of the best unknowns of the films/photos are:

1. lighting of the subjects in space.
2. flapping U.S. flag in no meaningful atmosphere. (Yes, the moon does have a little bit of an atmosphere)
3. In two different landings, the same hill is seen in different landing sites in the background in films (I think it was the second landing and last landing?)
4. The crosses seen on the photo's are etched on the lens of the cameras. Why is it on some photos seen to disappear behind objects in view?
5. The film that shows the lander blasting off from the moon. Why is there so much dust from so little thrust? Also, who moved the camera to track upwards?

Time people, for the pod doors to close. Until the next time....watch the skys!"

I must say the best reply was by Chuck_Older. Sorry to of wasted your time in thinking of how to disprove my logic. It must of took you just as long to write as it took me to think of the questions to get people hooked in thinking that I believed in the hoax poop!

It's just a shame Bearcat locked it before I could post some bull about secret Nazi bases and include a text that I found from a nut job web site years ago.

BTW, who was it who started the trolling thread? Got to be someone we know? Any mods know?

Edit: the "time people, for the pod bay doors to close" is roughly quoted from the area 51 spoof radio show from GTA:SA game. I surprised that no-one noticed it! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

Beuf_Ninja
02-15-2006, 05:28 PM
Splendid job! The real question ,to my mind anyhow, is of course, is the moon itself real? Certainly no mention of it in the bible.

Capt.England
02-15-2006, 05:34 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Beuf_Ninja:
Splendid job! The real question ,to my mind anyhow, is of course, is the moon itself real? Certainly no mention of it in the bible. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I read something about that in a old book. There was a theory that the moon came into orbit not so long ago. Anyone know what book it was that I read? I do know that the moon is too big for a planet that our size should have.

danjama
02-15-2006, 05:42 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Beuf_Ninja:
Splendid job! The real question ,to my mind anyhow, is of course, is the moon itself real? Certainly no mention of it in the bible. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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funny guy!

OOh we have more smilies http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif thanks Ubi or whoever put em there

DaimonSyrius
02-15-2006, 05:42 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Capt.England:
For those who may of missed what bait I used, here it is </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bait? what bait? I thought you set out to entertain us just out of the kindness of your heart. Not a bad show for an amateur, appreciated anyway.
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Cheers,
S.

Stackhouse25th
02-15-2006, 05:54 PM
ladies and gents, we are obviously below the average intelligence line ;-)


mass suicide anyone?

jds1978
02-15-2006, 05:57 PM
if the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?

danjama
02-15-2006, 06:16 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stackhouse25th:
ladies and gents, we are obviously below the average intelligence line ;-)


mass suicide anyone? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Beuf_Ninja
02-15-2006, 07:00 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I read something about that in a old book. There was a theory that the moon came into orbit not so long ago. Anyone know what book it was that I read? I do know that the moon is too big for a planet that our size should have. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well the theory that the moon was formed after the earth and made from extremely similiar material, identical actually, is supported by the samples brought back from the moon landings. This suggests a pretty sweet collision early on in the birth of Earth

Treetop64
02-15-2006, 07:06 PM
So, there actually WERE moon landings, then? Right?

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LStarosta
02-15-2006, 07:08 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Beuf_Ninja:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I read something about that in a old book. There was a theory that the moon came into orbit not so long ago. Anyone know what book it was that I read? I do know that the moon is too big for a planet that our size should have. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well the theory that the moon was formed after the earth and made from extremely similiar material, identical actually, is supported by the samples brought back from the moon landings. This suggests a pretty sweet collision early on in the birth of Earth </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Or maybe because they dug up the moonrocks from the local quarry.


"Gee Larry... They're so similar to Earth rocks!"

Beuf_Ninja
02-15-2006, 07:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Or maybe because they dug up the moonrocks from the local quarry.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Ahh, but there is something about the rate of cooling that produces different crystalline structures from the same elements that strongly suggests thats the same "mix" as the Earth was projected into to space and cooled at a rate greater than the earth. Its crystalography man, it is the only kungfu that counts.

Pirschjaeger
02-15-2006, 08:09 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Beuf_Ninja:
Splendid job! The real question ,to my mind anyhow, is of course, is the moon itself real? Certainly no mention of it in the bible. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The bible can´t mention the moon. The Pagans own the moon.

See the conflict? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Pirschjaeger
02-15-2006, 08:11 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jds1978:
if the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Cheese is a hoax. It doesn´t exsist. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Beuf_Ninja
02-15-2006, 08:13 PM
Pirsch now that you're here, Valhalla's Kittens rock. I love Zepp and I love kittens, its a treat.

DaimonSyrius
02-15-2006, 08:14 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stackhouse25th:
ladies and gents, we are obviously below the average intelligence line </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

But... but... if everyone is below average... who's setting the average?

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Cheers,
S.

Pirschjaeger
02-15-2006, 08:16 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DaimonSyrius:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stackhouse25th:
ladies and gents, we are obviously below the average intelligence line </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

But... but... if everyone is below average... who's setting the average?

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/354.gif

Cheers,
S. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hayateace

Pirschjaeger
02-15-2006, 08:19 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Beuf_Ninja:
Pirsch now that you're here, Valhalla's Kittens rock. I love Zepp and I love kittens, its a treat. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, it´s cool. I don´t know which mod put it there but I like it.

One morning I logged in to give my daily two cents and I saw it. My first thought when I saw the "Valhalla Kittens" was cute Swedish girls.

Imagine my surprise. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Gold_Monkey
02-15-2006, 08:26 PM
Moon landings? when, where? I was either on my way to Woodstock or on my way back. Huh?

Beuf_Ninja
02-15-2006, 08:28 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> One morning I logged in to give my daily two cents and I saw it. My first thought when I saw the "Valhalla Kittens" was cute Swedish girls.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Me too! I wonder who the perpetrator was. It would make good poll to find out how many peopl have visited that site thinking it was metaphorical rather than litral?

danjama
02-15-2006, 10:35 PM
since this thread is slightly weird and OT, ill ask a random question.

Im wondering how to get in touch with WW2 pilots in Britain, maybe theres a foundation or something, that could put me n touch, but im havin rotten luck making any real progress. All links i found u have to be family or have to pay...

Any1 help out?

Ob.Emann
02-15-2006, 10:59 PM
You have just insipired me to create an alternate account and enlighten you all by revealing the demonstratable FACT, that after more than fifty years of Government coverup in collusion with the Illuminati and the Bilderburg Group, that KFC is secretly owned by the Ku Klux Klan. Their motive.........................well, you'll just have to wait and find out.

You have all been subliminally brainwashed by the Establishment, soon to become the New World Order. You don't know it, but I do. For the meager price of $19.95 plus shipping and handling, the great truth teller of our time, David Icke, has awakened me to the Reptoids' evil plot, one which will consume the entire world if we good men due nothing but watch CNN and complain about virtual aircraft, all cleverly fitting into the Corporate agenda. You must be awakened.

The truth is out there!

Scharnhorst1943
02-15-2006, 11:02 PM
I heard a different story.

"For centuries, man thought the moon was made of cheese. In 1969 we landed there and found it was made of rock. We havn't been back since."

Z4K
02-16-2006, 03:28 AM
Proof the landings were fake (http://www.stuffucanuse.com/fake_moon_landings/moon_landings.htm)

kearsarge007
02-16-2006, 03:43 AM
I got some ovbious evidence about this allgations with regards to the moon hoax!

Theres no *stars* in every photo at the moon surface!...It is imperative that we see more stars in the moon than here on earth...theres no atmosphere down there!...i mean up there!!!
NASA's alibi..."we shot it at daylight! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif "
Thats crahahahahapph http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
http://th03acc0237.swisswebaward.ch/images/NASA/apollo2.jpg

Airmail109
02-16-2006, 04:46 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Beuf_Ninja:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Or maybe because they dug up the moonrocks from the local quarry.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Ahh, but there is something about the rate of cooling that produces different crystalline structures from the same elements that strongly suggests thats the same "mix" as the Earth was projected into to space and cooled at a rate greater than the earth. Its crystalography man, it is the only kungfu that counts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

We have a geologist in the house.........

Pirschjaeger
02-16-2006, 04:59 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
since this thread is slightly weird and OT, ill ask a random question.

Im wondering how to get in touch with WW2 pilots in Britain, maybe theres a foundation or something, that could put me n touch, but im havin rotten luck making any real progress. All links i found u have to be family or have to pay...

Any1 help out? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Run a classified, but don´t use "dammit". http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Z4K
02-16-2006, 05:18 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kearsarge007:
...NASA's alibi..."we shot it at daylight! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif "
Thats crahahahahapph http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

On a scale from "1" to "you're an idiot", you're waaaay up there. Or you're a troll. Either way, you score pretty high.

kearsarge007
02-16-2006, 08:27 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Z4K:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kearsarge007:
...NASA's alibi..."we shot it at daylight! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif "
Thats crahahahahapph http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

On a scale from "1" to "you're an idiot", you're waaaay up there. Or you're a troll. Either way, you score pretty high. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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