Assassin's creed brotherhood Three Word Story!(4 posts a day)

[TG-Raylock]

Basically just use three words and build a story off of the above poster

<span class="ev_code_RED">DISREGARD ALL POSTS WITH MORE THAN 3 WORDS OR LESS THAN 3 WORDS.</span>


Example.

Paul and sue

Love each other

very much and

get married but

divorce next week

sue takes half

and is murdered

by paul with

a pancake from

a dirty Wafflehouse,

(Anything goes but, sexual innuendo, racist, or swearing)

Also no Sandwiching to make your story. Sandwiching is-

Case posted:

Aft3rkill posted:

Case posted :

gotta wait at least two posts before ya go again.

Lets make something LOL worthy. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

(also if someone's post doesn't make sense skip them

I.E

Ezio was a

He was assassin )



Ezio Auditore is

[TG-Raylock]

Basically just use three words and build a story off of the above poster

<span class="ev_code_RED">DISREGARD ALL POSTS WITH MORE THAN 3 WORDS OR LESS THAN 3 WORDS.</span>


Example.

Paul and sue

Love each other

very much and

get married but

divorce next week

sue takes half

and is murdered

by paul with

a pancake from

a dirty Wafflehouse,

(Anything goes but, sexual innuendo, racist, or swearing)

Also no Sandwiching to make your story. Sandwiching is-

Case posted:

Aft3rkill posted:

Case posted :

gotta wait at least two posts before ya go again.

Lets make something LOL worthy. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

(also if someone's post doesn't make sense skip them

I.E

Ezio was a

He was assassin )



Ezio Auditore is

[tyrce111]

A master assassin

[Stormpen]

lost his brain

[Murcuseo]

playing texas hold'em

[magesupermaster]

With drunk midgets.

[TG-Raylock]

While drinking margaritas

[BiopulsePS3]

and eating banannas

[tyman1122]

While flying the flying machine

[TG-Raylock]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tyman1122:
While flying the flying machine </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not how it works. Go back and read.

[magesupermaster]

While stalking Leonardo.

[itsamea-mario]

leonardo, enjoying this

[TG-Raylock]

Ruse so he

[magesupermaster]

But then comes...

[caswallawn_2k7]

a cheese burger

[SBRedFlag]

which swooped down,

[magesupermaster]

From high above

[ninjasownu]

and killed a

[Caligula__]

peasant but who

[magesupermaster]

A peasant named...

[ninjasownu]

jose who went

[SBRedFlag]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ninjasownu:
and killed a </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

(I'm skipping the last two because they didn't make sense)

vegan, whose father

Edit: Darn! Ninja'd by ninjasownu (oh the irony)

[windofpepsi]

said yo ezio

[Caligula__]

was a cuddly

[EzioAssassin51]

Spam thread alert!!
(Not contributing to the thread)

[SBRedFlag]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by windofpepsi:
said yo ezio </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

"Is this yours?"

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Spam thread alert!!
(Not contributing to the thread)

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

This is not a spam thread, this is a thread game, which are completly legal. Let a mod or manager decide what's spam and what's not http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

[magesupermaster]

Ezio then replied...

[Twostein]

i love birds

[SBRedFlag]

The farmer then...

[Caligula__]

shot himself because

[ninjasownu]

he hated birds.

[magesupermaster]

Ezio then took...

[Chris199930]

Altair's Blade and...

[TG-Raylock]

cut off his

[BiopulsePS3]

toe nails and

[magesupermaster]

Took them to...

[TG-Raylock]

Samuel L Jackson

[Stormpen]

who cooked them..

[BiopulsePS3]

and sold them

[Xanatos2007]

...to a parrot...

[Caligula__]

who is mentally

[TG-Raylock]

a genius and

[Stormpen]

a homicidal maniac

[SlimeDynamiteD]

Which happens to

[WackoJacko_7]

like samesex birds

[SlimeDynamiteD]

So he wanted

[Stormpen]

..to go sleep...

[SlimeDynamiteD]

But his master

[WackoJacko_7]

fed him to

[notafanboy]

much so his

[SlimeDynamiteD]

stomach just got

[SBRedFlag]

stabbed by a

[Stormpen]

...katana owned by..

[BiopulsePS3]

abraham lincoln who

[DukeFirewood]

was sleep walking

[WackoJacko_7]

with the brotherhood's

[TG-Raylock]

Pokemon cards and

[BiopulsePS3]

wearing only socks

[magesupermaster]

With strawberries in...

[pmaurer]

with white cream

[TG-Raylock]

and a gun

[NewBlade200]

eating a huge

[masterfenix2009]

peanut that went

[RipYourSpineOut]

through a vigorious

[Stormpen]

epileptic fit and

[BiopulsePS3]

fell down the

[DukeFirewood]

stairs into the

[SBRedFlag]

mosh pit, where

[magesupermaster]

He was forced...

[DukeFirewood]

to rap like

[FrankieSatt]

Vanillia Ice. Then

[TG-Raylock]

Do the Moonwalk

[Stormpen]

..and was challenged...

[D00CH]

to a stupid

[magesupermaster]

Fist knife fight...

[BiopulsePS3]

against martha stewart

[Black_Widow9]

She whipped out

[D00CH]

a giant tomahawk