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Simjock
11-12-2004, 09:14 PM
Please Please Please do not release any patches for Pacific fighters!

I have noticed a trend with the release of CD upgrades, and patches. The CDs FB, AEP, and PF give all the plane sets a nice smooth FM with less tendancy to stall and spin. Then a patch comes along and all the FMs are tuned for the realism whiners so all the planes spin, stall, and never recover.

I love my F4U-C, and I love blasting zeros into pieces with the tap of a trigger. I love making 3 point landings on a pocket carrier, and takeing off with 8 rockets, 2 1000 lb bombs and 2 drop tanks from a static carrier.

Why ruin a great game for the sake of a few whiny forum rats who know nothing about realism and still complain about the Dora cockpit. It makes no scence at all to add maps and bombers that no one will ever use because the carriers will blast them out of the sky before they ever become visible.

And why oh why in the name of God do we need a patch to fix a few wobbly propellers on planes that no true wonder women ace will ever see???

So lets forget about any patch that will only complicate the game at the cost of a wonderful airplane that can out manuver, out shoot, and out run anything ever given a set of wings!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

BlakJakOfSpades
11-12-2004, 09:28 PM
IBTL

wayno7777
11-12-2004, 09:30 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BlakJakOfSpades:
IBTL <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Me, too!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

LuftLuver
11-12-2004, 10:14 PM
Step One: Put a Corsair in your sig

Step Two: Go to forums and cry about said Corsair, armed only with emotion

You stink of being an axis whiner in sheep clothing.

RedDeth
11-12-2004, 11:01 PM
shut up simjock there is a major memory leak in pacific fighters. there needs to be a patch. there are also MAJOR lagg issues.

in addition the patch will bring new flyable planes . FOR FREE.

the patch is mandatory. you dont need to download it though if you like flying with memory leaks and lagg.

jimmie_T
11-12-2004, 11:30 PM
This is rather rare and funny post I haven't seen a while.

Just in case you were serious...

1) The good news is, patch install is not auto-update so you have your right not to install it. (for online, you may probably need to run you own no-patch server)

2) Different perspective. Concept of the project is a bit different from what you think is you enjoy by... It doesn't necessarily have to be fun - in general term. It's trying to re-recreate an environment of what most likely would have been using current computer environment...a simulation. There could be some exceptions for changes whose reason behinde, but mostly if they are to change they will with the reason to achieve the concept of the project - simulating.

This is from my observation but I think I am correct for what I think what they are trying to do.

So if you install the patch and *IF* shooting down a zero becomes harder due to the patch, your options will be either practice more or accept the likeliness of fact that would have been, and incorrect presentation before. While it may not too easy to everyone, there are people seem to know a way to feel a fun (or maybe interest) in experiencing a simulated situation which is nearly impossible to survive, even they always die.

jimmie_T
11-12-2004, 11:41 PM
3) Open QMB, get yourself in BF109Z, set max number of B29 with empty load, unlimited armo for yourself.

I think you'd want Hs-129 flyable in next patch for the 75mm http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

jimmie_T
11-12-2004, 11:48 PM
I don't have to be serious http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

CV8_Dudeness
11-13-2004, 04:08 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Simjock:
So lets forget about any patch that will only complicate the game at the cost of a wonderful airplane <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
i too am happy with my favourite plane & i dont want realisim to get in the way of me getting as easy kills online

im totally in agreement with SimJock on this

CV8_Dudeness
11-13-2004, 04:10 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LuftLuver:
You stink of being an axis whiner in sheep clothing. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
you cant keep a good YankWhiner down when hes happy with his overmoddeled noobie-craft

go YankWhine . . i mean go LuftLover go !

[]_---_[] KITT
11-13-2004, 04:26 AM
simjock wrote:
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Please Please Please do not release any patches for Pacific fighters!
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Eh, http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
Haahahahahahhaha http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Simjocking is absolutely brilliant.
Btw you can do fine by just not downloading the patch.

S 8
11-13-2004, 04:28 AM
Ironic........yes. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Heuristic_ALgor
11-13-2004, 05:34 AM
Just a moment....Just a moment.

I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 Unit.

Its going to go 100 percent failure within 72 hours Dave.

Monty_Thrud
11-13-2004, 06:21 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gifI welcome the patch, as stated you dont need to d/l it and there's enough settings to play in a more arcade mode if you wish...i prefer historically accurate...but you knew this, i suspect a fishing trip here http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

123-Wulf-JG123
11-13-2004, 06:42 AM
Nice bait, well presented,slight overemphasis on the subject aircraft.
I give this angler 9/10


IBTL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

Mil-Falcon
11-13-2004, 07:04 AM
Simjock

What do you smoke? Tyre´s

Look at "1942 fom Konami" is a good game for you

willyvic
11-13-2004, 07:38 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RedDeth:
...shut up simjock... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shut up simjock? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Someone pee in your wheaties today RD?


WV.

sapre
11-13-2004, 08:07 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Simjock:
Please Please Please do not release any patches for Pacific fighters!

I have noticed a trend with the release of CD upgrades, and patches. The CDs FB, AEP, and PF give all the plane sets a nice smooth FM with less tendancy to stall and spin. Then a patch comes along and all the FMs are tuned for the realism whiners so all the planes spin, stall, and never recover.

I love my F4U-C, and I love blasting zeros into pieces with the tap of a trigger. I love making 3 point landings on a pocket carrier, and takeing off with 8 rockets, 2 1000 lb bombs and 2 drop tanks from a static carrier.

Why ruin a great game for the sake of a few whiny forum rats who know nothing about realism and still complain about the Dora cockpit. It makes no scence at all to add maps and bombers that no one will ever use because the carriers will blast them out of the sky before they ever become visible.

And why oh why in the name of God do we need a patch to fix a few wobbly propellers on planes that no true wonder women ace will ever see???

So lets forget about any patch that will only complicate the game at the cost of a wonderful airplane that can out manuver, out shoot, and out run anything ever given a set of wings!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You ARE trolling right??
Just for confirmation.

Astaldo711
11-13-2004, 08:07 AM
I kind of agree with you. I've noticed that some of the aircraft become harder to fly with the patches, due to realism. However, the pros outweigh the cons in my viewpoint. Bug fixes, new planes to fly, etc. Just practice with your favorite aircraft until you get the hang of it. You can turn on unlimited ammo, make your bullets more powerful, etc. I've got used to not being able to roll my fighter on it's side and pull the stick all the way back for a tight turn. The only plane I have a lot of problems flying is the Mig-3. Still having trouble flying it. Don't worry, you'll be fine.

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
11-13-2004, 08:23 AM
Bahhh fishing for a new tag Simjock ?

Da_Godfatha
11-13-2004, 08:26 AM
I hope this is a joke! This game needs patching very bad. Not to mention the missing Hawk 75/P-36 that was supposed to be with the last patch....

Simjock
11-13-2004, 09:28 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tHeBaLrOgRoCkS:
Bahhh fishing for a new tag Simjock ? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I just finished reading the entire "I'm leaving FB" thread, and I thought it would be fun to write somthing simular about PF. I thought by now every one was aware of the humor.

Yellonet
11-13-2004, 09:36 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Simjock:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tHeBaLrOgRoCkS:
Bahhh fishing for a new tag Simjock ? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I just finished reading the entire "I'm leaving FB" thread, and I thought it would be fun to write somthing simular about PF. I thought by know every one was aware of the humor. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I was just about to call you a effing moron. Now I can't http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
11-13-2004, 09:42 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Simjock:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tHeBaLrOgRoCkS:
Bahhh fishing for a new tag Simjock ? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I just finished reading the entire "I'm leaving FB" thread, and I thought it would be fun to write somthing simular about PF. I thought by know every one was aware of the humor. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Humour ? HUMOUR ? WTF is that ? Sounds like some pagan bloody ritual to me you sure your not a witch ?

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
11-13-2004, 10:10 AM
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BuzzU
11-13-2004, 10:37 AM
No patch!! How selfish of you. What about the people who want to stop smoking?

Arm_slinger
11-13-2004, 11:06 AM
Balls i thought i could get my teeth in this one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

RedDeth
11-13-2004, 03:46 PM
"shut up" is my new favorite saying. it works well in all posts i think http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

man my contacts dried up trying to read balrogs blog ! heh

HeinzBar
11-13-2004, 06:15 PM
S!,
Great presentation. Being a fly fisherman myself, you managed to cast the fly gently upon the UBI cess pool and pulled a couple bottom feeders that see an axis conspiracy w/ every thread.

Salute!

HB