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SeaFireLIV
10-20-2006, 05:49 PM
As it should be.... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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WWMaxGunz
10-20-2006, 05:57 PM
She just don't appreciate the things he tries to do for her.

rugame
10-20-2006, 06:08 PM
And he had taken her to the pub as well!!!!

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carguy_
10-20-2006, 06:17 PM
LOL does this mean she didn`t like the museum? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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fordfan25
10-20-2006, 06:35 PM
and thats why I dont let my girlfriend wear shoes. give them shoes and all a sudden thay got opinions. bah http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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10-20-2006, 06:58 PM
Silly ***** obviously doesn't have any appreciation of true romance and a man's dedication.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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MB_Avro_UK
10-20-2006, 07:00 PM
Also..why do women have smaller feet than men...so that they can get closer to the sink and dishes?

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Esel1964
10-20-2006, 08:35 PM
My Mrs. went to the Lone Star Flight Museum(Galveston) with me,on one of our anniversary trips;I have no clue which year anniversary it was though. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
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marc_hawkins
10-20-2006, 08:47 PM
Gawd i hate domestics. Much better off being single and staring into yer pint and, er........

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10-20-2006, 09:25 PM
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10-20-2006, 09:57 PM
Good One! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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F6_Ace
10-21-2006, 02:13 AM
hehe...classic.

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
10-21-2006, 02:35 AM
LOL I have been threatening my wife with a trip down there for a while now...perhaps I should just go myself after all http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

GAU-8
10-21-2006, 03:51 AM
reminds me of a situation with me an some mates a few years back...donno why.

i went to one of those "1950's" diners. ya know, where the hostess/waitress girls all blow bubble gum, and wear the poodle skirts, talkin in the lingo of HAPPY DAYS.

im with some of my more comic book type ::nerd:: friends..one has no social skill (read "cool" factor) what so ever. the waitress comes over and asks "so are you cats copasthetic here?" in a slight jersey accent. my friend leaned over to me and asked in a whispering voice "whats the proper "50's" response?".... i said, "tell her, "WE'RE COOOOL.chick" ..."ah ok." he sez.

he then tries this cocky FONZ impression and states...."IM COLD!..CHICKEN!"

everybody within earshot either started chockin on food, or cola fizzed out of thier nose.

stanford-ukded
10-21-2006, 03:55 AM
Was this weekend domestic weekend?

I was in an Indian restaurant, in the corner I could hear a storm brewing. Gradually the arguement got louder and louder ending with the bloke stating a classic "Why can't you look more like your sister, she always makes an effort". This is promptly followed by the biggest popadom I've ever seen being smashed over his head and her leaving.

I still have Masala down my shirt from laughing.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Monty_Thrud
10-21-2006, 04:17 AM
I dunno...he's taken her to the pub and the tank museum and she still complains... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif...bloody modern women, they're all bloody Lesbains, should never of let 'em outta tha kitchen, bloody WW2's fault...hang on!...the Germans started WW2, therefore they made all women into Lesb

WB_Outlaw
10-21-2006, 07:51 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Esel1964:
My Mrs. went to the Lone Star Flight Museum(Galveston) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My wife and I make that trip at least once a year. We're going to be in Galveston this afternoon so we may head down a little bit early and hit the museum.

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danjama
10-21-2006, 11:48 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stanford-ukded:
Was this weekend domestic weekend?

I was in an Indian restaurant, in the corner I could hear a storm brewing. Gradually the arguement got louder and louder ending with the bloke stating a classic "Why can't you look more like your sister, she always makes an effort". This is promptly followed by the biggest popadom I've ever seen being smashed over his head and her leaving.

I still have Masala down my shirt from laughing. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

have a bloody bath will ya man! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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mandrill7
10-21-2006, 11:59 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkVb:To which the man, a wounded look on his face, replied imediately "Bollocks! Didn't I take you to the Tank Museum with me last week?" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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scaredycat1
10-24-2006, 06:45 AM
Anyone care for a slice of humble pie? Ive got more than I can eat. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

scaredycat1
10-24-2006, 06:45 AM
Anyone care for a slice of humble pie? Ive got more than I can eat. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif