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The.Tyke
12-14-2005, 08:56 AM
Pleeese ! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

The.Tyke
12-14-2005, 08:56 AM
Pleeese ! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

hotspace
12-14-2005, 08:59 AM
...........more sex from the wife would be better http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Hot Space

HotelBushranger
12-14-2005, 09:01 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Try giving her back massages

hotspace
12-14-2005, 09:01 AM
It's not her back I like m8 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Hot Space

Viper2005_
12-14-2005, 10:34 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif Flyable Mosquito for me please Santa - I'm single! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

alert_1
12-14-2005, 10:57 AM
HotSpace, if it's your wife in your sig I fully understand your frustration http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
And Santa, give me Do335 ASAP! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Saunders1953
12-14-2005, 11:18 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Try giving her back massages </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And booze.

SnapdLikeAMutha
12-14-2005, 11:21 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HotSpace:
...........more sex from the wife would be better http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Hot Space </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Same for me

marc_hawkins
12-14-2005, 04:27 PM
sex and booze in a Mossie for me please.

blairgowrie
12-14-2005, 04:38 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by marc_hawkins:
sex and booze in a Mossie for me please. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I am with you m8!

JarheadEd
12-14-2005, 04:44 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by blairgowrie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by marc_hawkins:
sex and booze in a Mossie for me please. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I am with you m8! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sounds like a date.

blairgowrie
12-14-2005, 04:56 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JarheadEd:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by blairgowrie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by marc_hawkins:
sex and booze in a Mossie for me please. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I am with you m8! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sounds like a date. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh my gawd. I really stumbled into that one. I now wish I had thought it through before I posted. How about we grab a couple of good looking (female) birds before we get in the mossie?

Will I ever be able to hold my head up in these here Forums again?

marc_hawkins
12-14-2005, 05:46 PM
*cough* *cough* er, yes. well the cockpit looks very cramped in there so we may have to draw straws as to who gets the cockpit and who get the bombay http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

p1ngu666
12-14-2005, 09:43 PM
looool http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

mossie is better than wife, be sure http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

jensenpark
12-14-2005, 11:16 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by blairgowrie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JarheadEd:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by blairgowrie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by marc_hawkins:
sex and booze in a Mossie for me please. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I am with you m8! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sounds like a date. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh my gawd. I really stumbled into that one. I now wish I had thought it through before I posted. How about we grab a couple of good looking (female) birds before we get in the mossie?

Will I ever be able to hold my head up in these here Forums again? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I would prefer you keep your head up at all times BG. It might keep you out of trouble when in a Mossie with some blokes.

WTE_Ibis
12-15-2005, 12:56 AM
You know that scientists have just found that a certain food greatly diminishes a females' sex drive.
They say that it can be avoided.



The food is------------Wedding cake.


.

Tooz_69GIAP
12-15-2005, 01:04 AM
Mossie - sex
sex - Mossie
Mossie - sex

Erm.....tough decision, but seeing as how I'm single, I'll take the Mossie!! (But I'm hopeful for the other http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif )

hotspace
12-15-2005, 03:03 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by p1ngu666:
looool http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

mossie is better than wife, be sure http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yep, the wife is overmodelled and also undergunned http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Hot Space

Stoyanov
12-15-2005, 07:32 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by The.Tyke:
Dear Santa, please could we have a Mossie for Christmas ! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

NO http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

marc_hawkins
12-15-2005, 09:28 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Mossie - sex </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ewwwoww. mossie sex.

Yambretta
12-15-2005, 09:49 AM
someone say mossie hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm /me dribbles http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

jamesdietz
12-15-2005, 10:00 AM
I trudge out to my email-box every day in hopes I'll find Oleg's Christmas card with my new dive bombing Ju-88 inside...but another day goes by & nothing & I wander off to spend another disappointing day...maybe it will be in my Christmas stocking...Say......on what day when does Russian Orthodox Christmas fall..isn't in January...about 2 weeks from now????